Beavis and Butt-head 5x39

Directed by Mike Judge

McVicker sends Beavis and Butt-head to a group therapy session where they terrorize fellow patients.

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1. I've tried detention, suspension, community service, intimidation, nothing keeps you too out of trouble.

2. Do you want to be expelled outright?

3. Ehh... kick that a score for good?

4. Condemn to a life of stupidity?

5. Rob, do you hope to better yourselves?

6. Ehh...

7. Okay.

8. Yeah, me too.

9. When can we start?

10. Get spelling in here.

11. I've tried every form of discipline I know.

12. It's time for something drastic.

13. Ehh...

14. Is that all yours?

15. Ehh...

16. Ehh...

17. Ehh...

18. What happened?

19. So, you're gonna be attending my sensitivity encounter group.

20. No, no.

21. Well, I'm thrilled.

22. We'll have you in touch with your feelings in no time.

23. Oh, cool, cool.

24. I haven't seen this video in a while.

25. This video kicks ass, but it's...

26. Oh yeah.

27. This is at one where they're all huge.

28. And they're like walking around kicking buildings and stuff.

29. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

30. This rule.

31. They're like giants.

32. Yeah.

33. Ehh...

34. It's like...

35. Fofy from... I smelled a blood of an English dude.

36. Yeah, me.

37. Be alive or dead.

38. I will grind his bones to make my bread.

39. Ehh...

40. Crynd is bone.

41. Ehh...

42. Jack and a beanstalk rule.

43. Yeah.

44. Ehh...

45. So, how would be cool if there were really giants like this?

46. And they're like going around smashing things.

47. Yeah, but I mean, it would kind of suck if you were like a little dude.

48. And like, the giants came by and just like squashed you and it was like no big deal.

49. Ehh...

50. Yeah.

51. That would hurt.

52. I mean, it's like, you know, the little ants and stuff that I'm only stepping on.

53. I mean, like, what if they have like special feelings?

54. I mean, what if they have like, you know, like friends and family?

55. We need...

56. Ehh...

57. Ehh...

58. Ehh...

59. Ehh...

60. Ow!

61. He's feeling his god...

62. Yeah.

63. Ow.

64. I mean, no, it doesn't kind of like that.

65. That Jack and the beanstalk thing, you know, that big giant.

66. Ehh...

67. You already said that, Davis.

68. Really?

69. I don't remember.

70. When did that happen?

71. Davis, it was like a few seconds ago.

72. Remember?

73. When I was doing that C5-Pulp Flums thing?

74. No.

75. I don't remember that.

76. Yes, you do, Davis.

77. Remember, you started talking about like, ants and stuff?

78. No.

79. What happened after that?

80. Ehh...

81. This happened.

82. Ehh...

83. Ow!

84. Ow!

85. Oh, yeah, yeah.

86. Yeah, I remember now.

87. Ehh...

88. Ehh...

89. Ehh...

90. Ehh...

91. Ehh...

92. Ehh...

93. Each of you is here with a longing to share your feelings, to access your vulnerability.

94. Michael, why don't you start us off?

95. I don't know what to say.

96. Michael, share something.

97. Share what you're feeling now.

98. I guess I'm really just feeling nervous.

99. Good.

100. Go with that.

101. Ehh...

102. I guess I'm nervous that you'll all think I'm a big jerk.

103. But like, as soon as someone really sees me, I'll know how stupid I am.

104. Okay, let's stop right there.

105. Let's have a reality check.

106. Does anyone think Michael's a jerk for what he just shared?

107. Ehh...

108. Yeah.

109. Yeah, me too.

110. Me, jerk.

111. Oh, God!

112. Hang on.

113. Butthead, perhaps you see a part of yourself in Michael.

114. Yeah.

115. My butt.

116. And be this.

117. Is that what you feel?

118. Beva feels himself.

119. Shut up, Butthead!

120. Kick your ass.

121. Anger.

122. Good.

123. Go with that.

124. Go ahead.

125. Let it flow.

126. Beva's tell Butthead how angry you are.

127. I'm like, um, angry and stuff.

128. Yeah.

129. Butthead, express your feelings now.

130. Ehh...

131. Ehh...

132. Ehh...

133. Ehh...

134. Ehh...

135. Tell you what.

136. Pretend that pillow is Butthead.

137. Really let your anger flow.

138. You see, anger is often the first doorway into our feelings.

139. We pass through it to a deeper, itself.

140. I'll kill you!

141. I'll kill you!

142. Die!

143. Die!

144. Just a little bit!

145. I don't die, Beva.

146. On the way, Beva's and Butthead choose pet names for each other.

147. Stay tuned for more from ButtMunch and Monkey's Bank.

148. I die!

149. Very good, Beva.

150. Very good, Beva.

151. Hey, hey, hey.

152. I think we need a quiet moment now.

153. Keep inside us as all the wisdom we could ever need.

154. All we have to do is open to it.

155. Be still.

156. And don't be afraid to set personal goals.

157. You are lovable.

158. Love yourself.

159. Honor what you know.

160. You're wise beyond words.

161. You will get that check across from you.

162. You will say her thingies.

163. It's going to be cool.

164. Ehh...

165. Ehh...

166. Ehh...

167. Now think about this.

168. We are all mirrors for each other.

169. But seldom do we reflect back the truth.

170. Now look at the person across from you

171. and tell them what you really feel inside.

172. I think you're bright.

173. You have a lot of energy.

174. But I feel you hold yourself back.

175. Behind walls.

176. Ehh...

177. Ehh...

178. I think you suck.

179. And, uh...

180. Ehh...

181. Ehh...

182. Let's see.

183. You look really old.

184. Um...

185. I'm serious. You should look at yourself.

186. You should do something about that.

187. Well, it's been a long day.

188. And hopefully you've all gained new access to your feelings.

189. Bevice and Butthead.

190. You've made the most progress of all.

191. You fuck.

192. You're a dirty butthole.

193. Yeah.

194. I'm like really pissed off at you.

195. You're butthole.

196. Well, often the first feelings are anger.

197. But soon others will follow.

198. And you'll be flowing from the well within.

199. Now go out into the world

200. and radiate the truth of who you are.

201. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

202. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

203. Oh cool.

204. That's just like that spaceship I was telling you about Butthead.

205. Ehh...

206. What space trip?

207. You know that one that landed right outside my window?

208. And then like these dudes came in the house

209. and like hit my ties with me.

210. Took me in the space and stuff.

211. They checked out these marks on my leg.

212. Before they tried to experiment on me.

213. Bevice.

214. That's where you got a gravel burn trying to look cool on your bike.

215. Oh yeah, yeah, that's right.

216. And you look like a dork.

217. Oh.

218. Yeah, that wasn't too good yet.

219. Bevice.

220. You're between...

221. I get...

222. Whoa.

223. Take it off but I'm gonna put him in the oven.

224. Yeah.

225. Who's that putting him in the oven?

226. There's no one likes him anymore.

227. Um...

228. I still kinda like him.

229. But um...

230. But you know, I think it's cool that they're gonna put him in the oven.

231. You know.

232. Yeah.

233. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

234. Sleep when you're not sleeping.

235. Who are these little guys?

236. Ehh...

237. I think these are like the Saminefrius natclobule butt noise.

238. Oh yeah, they...

239. Saminefrius butt noise is from outer space.

240. Yeah, they have one there.

241. They're gonna climb inside of the mouth and walk down to his wiener.

242. Yeah, yeah.

243. And it's gonna be cool.

244. You know, if I'm...

245. If those Saminefrius natcule globule butt noise had to walk down my mouth and like all the way down to my wiener,

246. that would be a long walk.

247. You know what I'm saying?

248. Yeah.

249. And then they'd probably get lost and come out your bum hole.

250. Yeah.

251. And then I could poop him out.

252. POOP!

253. Just me.

254. Just me.

255. Remember that time your mom's cat ate all that string?

256. And then for like a week,

257. she had like poop on her rope.

258. I mean, how cool!

259. Like sausage like...

260. And that rope...

261. peek.

262. Beavis and butt head?

263. What have you done now?

264. We just came by to express our feelings.

265. Yeah.

266. We're gonna let it flow.

267. Well, that sounds like a step in the right direction.

268. Yeah, I'm gonna take a step over in this direction if you don't mind.

269. Feelings are cool.

270. Yeah.

271. I have a feeling I'm about to take a leak on this plant.

272. Oh yeah, I feel the same way.

273. That time I'd even take a dump.

274. What? Hey, hey, stop!

275. What is this?

276. That one?

277. I'll kill you, little bastard!

278. I'm tired.

279. Hey, buddy, you know who these guys are?

280. No, and I don't care either.

281. There's a face no more.

282. Yeah, right.

283. There's a face no more.

284. No, no, I'm sorry, but it is.

285. See, they have a new sound.

286. And a new look.

287. They just look and sound like everything else.

288. I don't know.

289. It kind of rocks.

290. Shut up, Beavis.

291. I want to lay down.

292. Move over.

293. No way.

294. No way.

295. I want to sit right here and watch that.

296. Come on, Beavis, get up.

297. No way, but it.

298. I always sit here.

299. Beavis, I'm going to give you 10 seconds to get up.

300. I've been sitting here for years.

301. And you've been sitting there and it's like, why change now?

302. Come on, Beavis.

303. Beside, you always sit too close to me.

304. No way.

305. If I move over anymore, then there's a spring that goes up my bunghole.

306. The spring thing.

307. Hey, Beavis.

308. My uncle lives over here.

309. And he left a six foot poop in the toilet.

310. And he didn't flush.

311. You really?

312. You should check it out.

313. If it's still there.

314. Yeah.

315. Yeah, I'm going to have a laugh.

316. Yeah, I have a laugh.