1. I've tried detention, suspension, community service, intimidation, nothing keeps you too out of trouble.
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2. Do you want to be expelled outright?
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3. Ehh... kick that a score for good?
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4. Condemn to a life of stupidity?
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5. Rob, do you hope to better yourselves?
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6. Ehh...
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7. Okay.
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8. Yeah, me too.
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9. When can we start?
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10. Get spelling in here.
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11. I've tried every form of discipline I know.
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12. It's time for something drastic.
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13. Ehh...
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14. Is that all yours?
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15. Ehh...
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16. Ehh...
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17. Ehh...
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18. What happened?
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19. So, you're gonna be attending my sensitivity encounter group.
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20. No, no.
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21. Well, I'm thrilled.
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22. We'll have you in touch with your feelings in no time.
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23. Oh, cool, cool.
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24. I haven't seen this video in a while.
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25. This video kicks ass, but it's...
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26. Oh yeah.
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27. This is at one where they're all huge.
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28. And they're like walking around kicking buildings and stuff.
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29. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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30. This rule.
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31. They're like giants.
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32. Yeah.
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33. Ehh...
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34. It's like...
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35. Fofy from... I smelled a blood of an English dude.
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36. Yeah, me.
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37. Be alive or dead.
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38. I will grind his bones to make my bread.
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39. Ehh...
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40. Crynd is bone.
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41. Ehh...
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42. Jack and a beanstalk rule.
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43. Yeah.
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44. Ehh...
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45. So, how would be cool if there were really giants like this?
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46. And they're like going around smashing things.
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47. Yeah, but I mean, it would kind of suck if you were like a little dude.
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48. And like, the giants came by and just like squashed you and it was like no big deal.
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49. Ehh...
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50. Yeah.
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51. That would hurt.
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52. I mean, it's like, you know, the little ants and stuff that I'm only stepping on.
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53. I mean, like, what if they have like special feelings?
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54. I mean, what if they have like, you know, like friends and family?
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55. We need...
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56. Ehh...
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57. Ehh...
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58. Ehh...
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59. Ehh...
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60. Ow!
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61. He's feeling his god...
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62. Yeah.
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63. Ow.
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64. I mean, no, it doesn't kind of like that.
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65. That Jack and the beanstalk thing, you know, that big giant.
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66. Ehh...
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67. You already said that, Davis.
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68. Really?
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69. I don't remember.
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70. When did that happen?
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71. Davis, it was like a few seconds ago.
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72. Remember?
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73. When I was doing that C5-Pulp Flums thing?
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74. No.
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75. I don't remember that.
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76. Yes, you do, Davis.
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77. Remember, you started talking about like, ants and stuff?
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78. No.
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79. What happened after that?
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80. Ehh...
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81. This happened.
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82. Ehh...
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83. Ow!
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84. Ow!
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85. Oh, yeah, yeah.
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86. Yeah, I remember now.
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87. Ehh...
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88. Ehh...
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89. Ehh...
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90. Ehh...
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91. Ehh...
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92. Ehh...
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93. Each of you is here with a longing to share your feelings, to access your vulnerability.
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94. Michael, why don't you start us off?
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95. I don't know what to say.
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96. Michael, share something.
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97. Share what you're feeling now.
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98. I guess I'm really just feeling nervous.
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99. Good.
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100. Go with that.
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101. Ehh...
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102. I guess I'm nervous that you'll all think I'm a big jerk.
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103. But like, as soon as someone really sees me, I'll know how stupid I am.
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104. Okay, let's stop right there.
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105. Let's have a reality check.
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106. Does anyone think Michael's a jerk for what he just shared?
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107. Ehh...
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108. Yeah.
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109. Yeah, me too.
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110. Me, jerk.
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111. Oh, God!
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112. Hang on.
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113. Butthead, perhaps you see a part of yourself in Michael.
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114. Yeah.
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115. My butt.
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116. And be this.
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117. Is that what you feel?
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118. Beva feels himself.
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119. Shut up, Butthead!
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120. Kick your ass.
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121. Anger.
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122. Good.
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123. Go with that.
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124. Go ahead.
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125. Let it flow.
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126. Beva's tell Butthead how angry you are.
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127. I'm like, um, angry and stuff.
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128. Yeah.
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129. Butthead, express your feelings now.
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130. Ehh...
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131. Ehh...
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132. Ehh...
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133. Ehh...
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134. Ehh...
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135. Tell you what.
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136. Pretend that pillow is Butthead.
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137. Really let your anger flow.
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138. You see, anger is often the first doorway into our feelings.
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139. We pass through it to a deeper, itself.
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140. I'll kill you!
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141. I'll kill you!
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142. Die!
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143. Die!
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144. Just a little bit!
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145. I don't die, Beva.
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146. On the way, Beva's and Butthead choose pet names for each other.
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147. Stay tuned for more from ButtMunch and Monkey's Bank.
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148. I die!
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149. Very good, Beva.
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150. Very good, Beva.
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151. Hey, hey, hey.
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152. I think we need a quiet moment now.
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153. Keep inside us as all the wisdom we could ever need.
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154. All we have to do is open to it.
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155. Be still.
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156. And don't be afraid to set personal goals.
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157. You are lovable.
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158. Love yourself.
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159. Honor what you know.
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160. You're wise beyond words.
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161. You will get that check across from you.
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162. You will say her thingies.
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163. It's going to be cool.
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164. Ehh...
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165. Ehh...
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166. Ehh...
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167. Now think about this.
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168. We are all mirrors for each other.
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169. But seldom do we reflect back the truth.
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170. Now look at the person across from you
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171. and tell them what you really feel inside.
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172. I think you're bright.
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173. You have a lot of energy.
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174. But I feel you hold yourself back.
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175. Behind walls.
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176. Ehh...
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177. Ehh...
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178. I think you suck.
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179. And, uh...
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180. Ehh...
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181. Ehh...
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182. Let's see.
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183. You look really old.
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184. Um...
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185. I'm serious. You should look at yourself.
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186. You should do something about that.
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187. Well, it's been a long day.
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188. And hopefully you've all gained new access to your feelings.
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189. Bevice and Butthead.
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190. You've made the most progress of all.
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191. You fuck.
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192. You're a dirty butthole.
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193. Yeah.
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194. I'm like really pissed off at you.
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195. You're butthole.
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196. Well, often the first feelings are anger.
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197. But soon others will follow.
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198. And you'll be flowing from the well within.
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199. Now go out into the world
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200. and radiate the truth of who you are.
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201. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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202. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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203. Oh cool.
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204. That's just like that spaceship I was telling you about Butthead.
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205. Ehh...
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206. What space trip?
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207. You know that one that landed right outside my window?
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208. And then like these dudes came in the house
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209. and like hit my ties with me.
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210. Took me in the space and stuff.
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211. They checked out these marks on my leg.
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212. Before they tried to experiment on me.
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213. Bevice.
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214. That's where you got a gravel burn trying to look cool on your bike.
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215. Oh yeah, yeah, that's right.
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216. And you look like a dork.
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217. Oh.
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218. Yeah, that wasn't too good yet.
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219. Bevice.
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220. You're between...
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221. I get...
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222. Whoa.
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223. Take it off but I'm gonna put him in the oven.
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224. Yeah.
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225. Who's that putting him in the oven?
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226. There's no one likes him anymore.
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227. Um...
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228. I still kinda like him.
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229. But um...
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230. But you know, I think it's cool that they're gonna put him in the oven.
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231. You know.
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232. Yeah.
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233. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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234. Sleep when you're not sleeping.
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235. Who are these little guys?
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236. Ehh...
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237. I think these are like the Saminefrius natclobule butt noise.
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238. Oh yeah, they...
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239. Saminefrius butt noise is from outer space.
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240. Yeah, they have one there.
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241. They're gonna climb inside of the mouth and walk down to his wiener.
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242. Yeah, yeah.
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243. And it's gonna be cool.
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244. You know, if I'm...
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245. If those Saminefrius natcule globule butt noise had to walk down my mouth and like all the way down to my wiener,
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246. that would be a long walk.
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247. You know what I'm saying?
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248. Yeah.
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249. And then they'd probably get lost and come out your bum hole.
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250. Yeah.
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251. And then I could poop him out.
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252. POOP!
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253. Just me.
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254. Just me.
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255. Remember that time your mom's cat ate all that string?
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256. And then for like a week,
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257. she had like poop on her rope.
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258. I mean, how cool!
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259. Like sausage like...
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260. And that rope...
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261. peek.
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262. Beavis and butt head?
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263. What have you done now?
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264. We just came by to express our feelings.
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265. Yeah.
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266. We're gonna let it flow.
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267. Well, that sounds like a step in the right direction.
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268. Yeah, I'm gonna take a step over in this direction if you don't mind.
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269. Feelings are cool.
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270. Yeah.
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271. I have a feeling I'm about to take a leak on this plant.
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272. Oh yeah, I feel the same way.
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273. That time I'd even take a dump.
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274. What? Hey, hey, stop!
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275. What is this?
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276. That one?
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277. I'll kill you, little bastard!
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278. I'm tired.
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279. Hey, buddy, you know who these guys are?
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280. No, and I don't care either.
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281. There's a face no more.
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282. Yeah, right.
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283. There's a face no more.
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284. No, no, I'm sorry, but it is.
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285. See, they have a new sound.
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286. And a new look.
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287. They just look and sound like everything else.
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288. I don't know.
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289. It kind of rocks.
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290. Shut up, Beavis.
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291. I want to lay down.
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292. Move over.
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293. No way.
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294. No way.
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295. I want to sit right here and watch that.
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296. Come on, Beavis, get up.
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297. No way, but it.
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298. I always sit here.
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299. Beavis, I'm going to give you 10 seconds to get up.
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300. I've been sitting here for years.
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301. And you've been sitting there and it's like, why change now?
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302. Come on, Beavis.
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303. Beside, you always sit too close to me.
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304. No way.
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305. If I move over anymore, then there's a spring that goes up my bunghole.
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306. The spring thing.
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307. Hey, Beavis.
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308. My uncle lives over here.
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309. And he left a six foot poop in the toilet.
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310. And he didn't flush.
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311. You really?
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312. You should check it out.
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313. If it's still there.
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314. Yeah.
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315. Yeah, I'm going to have a laugh.
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316. Yeah, I have a laugh.
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