Beavis and Butt-head 5x38

Directed by Mike Judge

The two boys cause huge chaos around Highland playing with a big tire they find at a garage.

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1. I

2. Quit jumping on my bells you punk. I'll give you something to jump about

3. Did he just like quit jumping on my balls? Yeah?

4. Quit jumping on my balls

5. Here I'll let you break this bottle out back if you just quit bothering my customers

6. Cool

7. Whoa

8. Check it out. That's the biggest tire I ever saw. Yeah

9. It's just like the ones at the playground only it isn't bolted down

10. You know what that means

11. I know it means it's ours

12. me

13. I've had it up to here listening to a small segment of people trying to put down America America's the greatest

14. Yeah, yeah, really and we ought to be proud of what we have America's number one. Yeah, really

15. Yeah, America rules don't forget it

16. Sookite kicks ass

17. Yeah, really America rule

18. I'm tired of all these people saying all this bad stuff. Yeah

19. Whoa, check out that tornado

20. That's not a tornado that's how Romanian devil do oh, yeah

21. Here we see that time he beat bug bunny upside the head with a shovel

22. Uh, yeah, I like the one where they grab Elmer's foot by the head and pull him through a knot hole in a fence

23. And then beat him in the head over and over again with a shovel. Oh, yeah

24. Kind of harsh, but yeah, hard dunes are cool

25. Cool, we got all the trash flying everywhere. Yeah

26. Yeah, we should have a party like that just like go outside and get some garbage

27. And just like throw it all over the house and like run around and that will kick ass

28. Yeah, but we'd like have to get some chicks to come over first

29. I'm thinking like you know just you and me could do it, you know?

30. No, I mean, you know chicks will be nice, but you know you can't get any chicks, you know why stop

31. Oh

32. Oh, get out there the tornado in the audience

33. Viva the already fed that

34. If you did remember and then I told you it was a Tasmanian devil

35. Remember that

36. It happened just now, Viva

37. I heard my head or something

38. It's tires heavy

39. Really

40. That's a hard work. Let's take a break. I can't

41. Yeah, I'm holding the tire. Oh, yeah

42. Good job

43. Maybe we should like take turns or something

44. Uh, good idea

45. I'll go first

46. That's not really what I meant, but it

47. Viva's the longer you stand around talking the harder it's gonna be to push me to the top

48. You'll get your turn on the way back down. Oh, yeah

49. That would have been a cool buzz if you weren't so slow

50. Boosey

51. Whoa, check us out

52. This town looks small

53. It's like you can see all the little houses check it out, but hey, this is pretty cool

54. Oh, shut up and get in the tire dumb-ass

55. Wait, but I'm not

56. Oh, wait up, you're still a lot

57. Oh, damn it, my good jeans

58. Oh, it's beautiful, David now the thing to remember about nature photography is

59. David

60. David

61. Oh

62. David help somebody please help

63. Oh

64. Hey, you stepping my property again and I'll shoot you ass

65. Oh

66. Oh

67. Damn it, but I said I wasn't ready

68. Hey

69. He's playing a toy

70. Damn it, Viva don't talk to me when a chick's panties are on TV

71. It's like you mess up my mind and I can't like see the panties right

72. Uh, I think this is Blue's Traveler

73. No, it's not worth that big fat dude

74. And I think that's him, Viva. I think you just like lost a lot of weight

75. Damn it, that pisses me off everybody keeps getting skinny

76. Yeah, he looked better when he was a big fat slob bouncing around on the stage going

77. He is like stomach, we're hanging over his pants going

78. Check it out, Viva. I'm fingering my lips

79. Oh

80. Yeah

81. Remember that cartoon that had that big fat dude in it and he's a gold

82. Hey, hey, hey, oh yeah, and then he had that friend with his eyes cut out of his hat and he might go

83. Hey

84. See that you staff cool cartoon

85. What cartoon now just fuck yeah

86. I don't think Dorothy was this hot in the movie

87. Chicks were all like ugly and olden times

88. Looks like really messed up

89. I guess that's why old dudes are like all cranking stuff. They're like

90. Back in my day, you hardly ever get wood watching TV

91. Yeah

92. Hey

93. That kicked ass come on, it's my turn

94. I don't know what it made me kind of dizzy

95. You see well, so you don't have to ride it anymore. Wussy just push me

96. Whoa, it's hot

97. I mean you like to go for a ride in her tires sir

98. Hey, you preschoolers are dead man. He made me spill beer over my pants

99. I'm sorry sir

100. Hey, hey, hey, want me to kick bevus's ass for you?

101. That won't be necessary

102. Yeah, teach him a lesson

103. I try to go in all of those times, bevus

104. Woos

105. Now it's my turn.

106. Water.

107. What?

108. Ship?

109. There's some water.

110. I'm getting second tired of these smart ass videos where there's like you know college

111. dudes and they're like in the water and they're like you know being all smart ass.

112. Yeah yeah really.

113. Maybe we should turn the TV off.

114. Okay yeah.

115. Turn it off okay.

116. So um how's it going?

117. Pretty good.

118. So um so what did you do today?

119. I've been sitting here all day baby.

120. Oh yeah yeah.

121. Oh boy.

122. You been getting any?

123. No.

124. So um what's on TV?

125. I don't know let's see.

126. Yeah yeah.

127. I'm talking about the beavers in the butt head coming right back.