Beavis and Butt-head 5x37

Directed by Mike Judge

Beavis and Butthead kill another Friday night at the Maxi Mart. They try to service the girls by working the cash register and the manager, whose in the back room watching the camera, thinks that he's being robbed and calls the police.

Request examples:

!req Beavis and Butt-head 5x37 [02:32]
!req Beavis and Butt-head 5x37 [Beavis and Butt-head 5x37]
Syntax: !req EPISODE [quote or timestamp] (max. 8 square brackets)

For quotes, now you can request by index (e.g !req Beavis and Butt-head 5x37 [10-11]; !req Beavis and Butt-head 5x37 [20] [24]). Keep in mind, though, that index numbers might change at any time.
You can also generate a copy command with the quotes. Hover the desired subtitle and enter the amount of lines you want to copy.

Subtitle languages: English • Spanish • Brazilian Portuguese

Note: you must use specific languages with their specific pages/discord channels.

1. Give me a pack of menthol, 100s and a lottery ticket.

2. Hey, Biva.

3. There's a check.

4. Yeah. Go talk to her, but I'd come up.

5. Uh, you're gonna have this one, dude.

6. I'm gonna wait for something better.

7. I think she wants me, anyways.

8. Yeah.

9. Go talk to her.

10. Okay.

11. Yeah.

12. Talk to her.

13. Yeah, I should do that, huh?

14. Yeah, we're gonna score.

15. Sean, would you hurry up and get your funky butt out of the bed?

16. Why'd you hear that?

17. I just called her monkey butt.

18. Yeah.

19. That was pretty cool.

20. Yeah.

21. I'm getting kind of sick of Janet Jackson.

22. Yeah.

23. Show us how the bunch of chicks sitting around talking before the video.

24. That's how you throw, yeah, that's not you want to throw those things away.

25. That's a pretty nice hotel.

26. Yeah.

27. When you're like rich and famous, you can stay in those really nice hotels

28. where they have like adult videos and hourly rates and stuff like that.

29. How come hotels have hourly rates anyway?

30. Cubs dumb-ass.

31. It only takes like an hour to do it.

32. Wow.

33. A whole hour?

34. A whole whore.

35. Yeah.

36. A whole whore.

37. You're gonna get on the phone and be like a room service.

38. I'd like some bacon and a couple coaks and a bunch of whores.

39. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

40. An aside order of poop.

41. What did you say, baby?

42. I was just saying, I'm an aside order of poop.

43. You know, hey.

44. Oh, boy.

45. Babe, you just sent my boner into the ground.

46. Sorry about that.

47. Yeah, yeah.

48. I'm not that old, pretty cool.

49. I don't know.

50. To go with the horse, you know.

51. Shut up, baby.

52. Excuse me.

53. Are those bunghole boys you're wearing?

54. Yeah.

55. Bunghole boys.

56. Can you handle this?

57. Could you handle this, baby?

58. I can't handle this.

59. I can't throw a handle at this.

60. What are you doing, baby?

61. I'm getting down.

62. I'm getting down.

63. Hey, you boneheads.

64. You come in here every Friday night.

65. You stand there for six hours,

66. scaring off my customers, and all you ever buy is one damn soda.

67. Yeah.

68. Your little turds will never get near a woman.

69. Now finish your soda and get out.

70. Maybe that guy is right, baby.

71. We probably should buy something else, like something to eat.

72. How much money you got?

73. Never enough damn dimes.

74. Hello?

75. Hey.

76. We want some service or something.

77. We want some service, damn it.

78. Whoa.

79. Is anyone going to bring us up?

80. What's going on?

81. Don't worry, dude.

82. I know how to work one of these.

83. Check this out.

84. Evening, ladies.

85. Will that be all for you?

86. Come on, but it was your first.

87. Damn it, baby.

88. Can't you see I'm working?

89. So, would you like anything else without ladies?

90. What in the hell?

91. Police is a maximart.

92. I got a robbery in progress.

93. Are they armed?

94. Armed?

95. Uh, yeah, they're armed.

96. Aren't all kids armed?

97. Okay, where are you now?

98. I'm in the back room.

99. Okay, we'll just stay there.

100. We'll send some men right over.

101. Yeah, I got them now.

102. Nachos.

103. Wind is an affinity to become a dependency?

104. Scientists sobering conclusions after this.

105. Uh, let's play.

106. Damn it.

107. I've done this before at Burger World.

108. I'll be with you, ladies, in a minute.

109. I was first, you know.

110. But, I'm a eating go.

111. That's a guy I am.

112. We have the police surrounded.

113. Whoa, check it out.

114. Maybe they're gonna like shoot someone.

115. Cool.

116. Steady, steady boys.

117. I don't want a lot of bloodshed.

118. I'll get it.

119. Uh, hello?

120. Max, a mark.

121. May I help you?

122. Listen, this is police captain Finnelli.

123. We don't want anyone to get hurt.

124. You tell us your demands and we'll work this thing out together.

125. Hello?

126. Just tell us what you want.

127. Anything.

128. Really?

129. Hey, babe, it says we can have anything we want.

130. And he's a cop.

131. Get nachos.

132. Get some nachos.

133. Could we have some nachos?

134. Uh, okay.

135. That would be cool.

136. And, uh, like, uh, some burritos and corn nuts.

137. Yeah, yeah, and some string cheese.

138. Yeah, me.

139. Can we, like, give some stuff to these two chicks?

140. I'm ready, I'll let the 200 back go.

141. Uh, was you a pair for a wiener?

142. Where the hell are the cops?

143. What are they waiting for?

144. You sons of bitches, get out of my store.

145. I got a gun back there.

146. You come in here again, I'm going to use it.

147. Freeze!

148. Hey, hey, buddy.

149. How you thinking?

150. Shut up, bevus.

151. Oh my god.

152. You may be about to see the coolest video you have ever seen in your life.

153. Now, bevus.

154. Uh, bevus.

155. Uh, bevus.

156. Uh, bevus.

157. Uh, uh, uh, uh.

158. This guy's probably just like a stunt man or something.

159. I bet he's not even in the band.

160. What's the son supposed to be about anyway?

161. Uh, look at that dude back there.

162. Uh, bevus.

163. Bevus, are you there?

164. Bevus, what's your problem?

165. Uh, no.

166. Bevus, it's not even real, just like, especially fat.

167. Uh, no.

168. This is cool.

169. This is like damn good video.

170. Uh, it's like, uh, bevus, are you gonna say anything?

171. No.

172. Damn it, bevus.

173. Snap out of it.

174. Tomass.

175. I'm gonna change a channel.

176. I'm gonna tell you this once.

177. If you touch that remote, I'm gonna kick your ass.

178. Yeah, right.

179. Damn it, bevus.

180. Snap out of it right now.

181. What happened?

182. Where am I?

183. You're right here, bevus.

184. What's your problem?

185. Oh, hey.

186. It's like, it's like blocked out of something.

187. What's going on?

188. We just saw dude running around on fire.

189. No way, really?

190. I missed it.

191. Uh, now you saw the whole thing, Tomass.

192. Wow.

193. I don't know, I wasn't here.

194. Oh.

195. I'm gonna have to make it clean.

196. No guns?

197. Uh, if that guy inside, like, threatened us with a gun.

198. Really?

199. Yeah, he said he was gonna shoot us.

200. That's how the whole thing started.

201. Well, I think we've been had boys.

202. Let's go in and get him.

203. Yeah, sorry.

204. Let's get in there.

205. Get in there.

206. Oh, okay.

207. I got it right.

208. I can't get in the house.

209. Wait.

210. Wait.

211. Wait.

212. What are you doing?

213. Hey, look at the lights.

214. You think I'm running out of the house?

215. Hey, you think I'm running out of the house?

216. Well, you boys made it through a rough ordeal

217. and you managed to keep your cool.

218. You should be proud.

219. Yeah.

220. You're pretty cool.