Beavis and Butt-head 5x35

Directed by Mike Judge

Beavis and Butt-head visit a coffee house; Beavis downs gallons of cappuccino and takes the stage as Cornholio.

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1. Music

2. Music

3. Music

4. Whoa! Check it out!

5. Music

6. You touched me. I shivered. Your tongue

7. I quivered. My lones

8. My liver

9. I the taker. You the giver

10. Music

11. Whoa!

12. I've got something together.

13. You like my poem?

14. You're what?

15. Yeah, yeah, you're long and you're liver.

16. It's plenty more inside.

17. Cool.

18. I'll be damned as Dave Navarro.

19. Who?

20. Dave Navarro.

21. Dave Navarro thinks he was in another band and then quit and now he's in the chili pepper or something.

22. How do you know?

23. I thought on MTV New.

24. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, you hear it first.

25. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.

26. Sure.

27. Dorik, be a bus.

28. Yeah.

29. Did you hear it from Kurt Scroder?

30. No.

31. No.

32. From Tabitha 4N.

33. 4N.

34. Be the same.

35. I get it, be the...

36. You're a dork.

37. You know the MTV News Same Song?

38. Yeah.

39. You hear it first, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

40. I come up chili pepper like.

41. I have a no-get-tar player like every couple weeks.

42. Well, I think what happens is, um, like they join the band and then like, leave like this young chicken ass.

43. And I'm like, asking, you know, getting all the chicks and then, um, you know, if I play with this, you know, through this.

44. Did you hear that on MTV News?

45. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh.

46. You told me not to.

47. You, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh.

48. And then my friend...

49. You die.

50. And then my friend, you die, man.

51. And then...

52. My friend.

53. You die!

54. Yeah, I think I keep eating.

55. That was cool.

56. Thank you, Omar.

57. Is there anyone you'd like to read now?

58. Any new blood?

59. Check this out.

60. Uh...

61. I got some rhymes for the house.

62. What's your name, young brother?

63. Uh...

64. Butt head?

65. Cool.

66. Let's groove for a while with Butt Head.

67. Yeah.

68. groove with me, people.

69. Uh...

70. This is something gonna be cool.

71. I'm just gonna sit here.

72. Yeah, man.

73. Take a load on.

74. Take a load.

75. Check the amount.

76. There once was a man from Venus

77. with a rocket ship for a...

78. weener.

79. Okay, here's one.

80. What can I bring you guys?

81. Um, you're right, sir.

82. Uh, yeah.

83. Get me a triple-amaretta cappuccino

84. low on a phoma double shot.

85. I'm bringing a man here one too, right?

86. The phoma is ringing, and I cannot linger.

87. So look out, but...

88. Here comes my finger.

89. And then my friend, you die.

90. Yeah, yeah, you die!

91. Try it, man. Come on.

92. Let's cappuccino.

93. I don't know.

94. Crapuccino?

95. Crapuccino?

96. Dyeria, cha-cha-cha.

97. Yeah.

98. Copicelic.

99. Dialectic.

100. This is a pp.

101. I'm more cappuccino.

102. I need cappuccino for my money.

103. This is a legend.

104. I'll tell that one later.

105. I'm not gonna lie.

106. I'm not gonna lie.

107. I'm not gonna lie.

108. Where once was a lady from China

109. with a pp.

110. Thanks.

111. Thank you.

112. That was, uh, organic.

113. Let's give someone else a shot of the mine.

114. I am Cornolio.

115. My bungol will speak now.

116. Bungolio.

117. Are you threatening me?

118. I must have more cappuccino for my bungol.

119. Bungolio.

120. Next, if you've ever dared to dream,

121. if you've ever looked to the sky and wonder,

122. if you've ever stepped in something you wish you hadn't,

123. just dated.

124. I am Cornolio.

125. I need TV for my bungol.

126. I want all your cappuccino.

127. Do it, brother.

128. Be the...

129. Are you threatening me?

130. You do not want to face the wrath of my bungol.

131. My bungoligos bungol.

132. Yango tango tango tango tango tango.

133. Bang bong.

134. Bang bong bong bong.

135. And one for you.

136. Hi, I run the Multicultural Poetry Program at the University.

137. Your friend is, uh, unusual.

138. What is he, Hispanic, Russian?

139. Uh, yeah, he's Russian.

140. Amazing energy.

141. I'd love to see his portfolio.

142. portfolio?

143. portfolio?

144. Rio, you're not a son of a bitch.

145. I come from the Pacifica.

146. And then you've been holding not on us.

147. What did you get all this crazy wrong?

148. Would you like to see my portfolio?

149. I have a portfolio in my bungol.

150. With my oil.

151. Wow, this is groundbreaking stuff, man.

152. What is this?

153. What is what?

154. The thing on the TV.

155. Oh, look at that.

156. It's an army.

157. It's a scrotum.

158. It's a

159. scrotum.

160. It's like, why do people make videos?

161. Why do they have to play this music?

162. Why?

163. Why?

164. Yeah, it's like, you know, some dude gets a guitar and he sucks.

165. And then he gets together with some other guys who sucks.

166. Yeah, it really sucks.

167. I'm going to go outside.

168. Really?

169. How come?

170. My butt's a fleet, really?

171. Cool.

172. Yeah, I'll be back later.

173. Okay.

174. Down there.

175. And I heard about it.

176. Okay, be with it.

177. Whoa.

178. Hey, be with it.

179. Oh.

180. Where will watch out for the skin, deep?

181. Hey, be with it.

182. What are you doing?

183. Just multiply it into a sleeve.

184. Damn, that sucks.

185. Hey, be with it.

186. Play it out.

187. Nope.

188. Oh, I'm going here.

189. Here I sit broken hearted and paid a quarter

190. You got a quarter well his 15 minutes of fame are over I guess nobody can keep up that kind of intensity

191. Wait, I want more man. He's not done. How fuzz

192. Bring up one of the cappuccino

193. Acquodruple quarter

194. Later dying

195. Yeah, leave the plz. Oh, thanks. Yeah

196. I am the great Cornolio. You have awakened my bumhole and now you must pay

197. I

198. Speak

199. I

200. Be cool

201. Disco tonight now I want to do that

202. Video

203. Another video

204. Cool. Yeah

205. I like music videos

206. Yeah, because you don't just hear the man you'll see him too

207. Yeah, I haven't seen a video

208. Yeah

209. Space

210. Wow

211. Yeah

212. This is great

213. Yeah

214. That's great

215. Space

216. Yeah

217. Of course this

218. Whoa

219. Yeah

220. Yeah

221. Yeah

222. Wow

223. Yeah

224. Yeah

225. Yeah

226. Yeah, that is cool

227. I don't know something could pick this much ass

228. Yeah

229. Yeah

230. That's wild

231. Oh

232. Yeah

233. Yeah

234. Wow, that was cool. That's unbelievable

235. Yeah, well I haven't seen a video in a while. That's really great

236. You bought it

237. You got a more nutmeg

238. I don't think so

239. That's okay. I'm looking

240. That's okay. I don't need it