Beavis and Butt-head 5x34

Directed by Mike Judge

Beavis & Butt-head have to change the oil in the fryer; luckily, there's a gas station next door with plenty of oil...

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1. Boy, some of our customers have been complaining about our french fries.

2. Holy cow! What are these brown chunks in here?

3. I think those are caterpillar, sir.

4. Caterpillar are green, dumb-ass.

5. Oh yeah.

6. Hey, that's like grasshopper.

7. Grasshopper?

8. Yeah.

9. I won't be bothering the customers anymore sir.

10. Yeah. We caught him taking a dump on one of the tables.

11. What the hell is this?

12. Oh yeah.

13. Remember when I had that bandaid on for like two weeks?

14. And then you like pulled it off and went,

15. ah!

16. I want the oil changed in this fryer

17. and I want it changed before you leave today.

18. Fire, fire, fire!

19. I think this dude is checking you out, Beavis.

20. I'm not...

21. Hey, liar!

22. Hey, yeah, if...

23. If I like what I think...

24. I'll be right over.

25. Shut up, what is?

26. He can't see me because he just looked at the camera.

27. He's just a video.

28. Remember that time that dude was saying that stuff to you at the bus station?

29. Shut up, what is?

30. He said,

31. I like what I say.

32. Now why don't you go into one of those stalls and I'll meet you there?

33. Shut up, what is?

34. At least I got a candy bar out of the deal.

35. Yeah.

36. What the hell is this block munch?

37. Hey, what's going on here?

38. What's with all these faiths of these making?

39. Yeah.

40. He's like trying to be scary and all heavy and intense and stuff.

41. Yeah.

42. He's like, hey, hey, hey.

43. Is this other guy that keeps trying to get in front of him?

44. Hey.

45. I think he's just some jackass that wandered on the fact.

46. Maybe he's like the drummer and they got there and they said,

47. where are your drums?

48. And he was like,

49. I thought they were in the van.

50. And I'm like,

51. I mean you didn't bring your drums?

52. Yeah.

53. And they said,

54. OK, it's your own fault, you're going to have to wander around like a butt munch for the whole video.

55. Yeah.

56. Yeah.

57. Yeah.

58. OK, that's OK with me.

59. Yeah.

60. Yeah.

61. What a jack butt munch ass dumb butt.

62. Yeah.

63. Look at that little braid thing on the back of his head.

64. Yeah, it's like one of those dolls where you pull the string and you're like talking stuff.

65. It's not gonna be a cool doll. It's got like this little ball dude without a shirt.

66. And you're like,

67. pull a string on the back of his head and he just starts shouting at you.

68. Yeah.

69. And then it could wet his pants.

70. Yeah.

71. Yeah.

72. This sucks.

73. How come that manager guy always makes us do work?

74. Yeah.

75. That oil was just getting cool too.

76. There it is, dude.

77. We need to change the oil.

78. Yeah, if you do just change it while we wait, that'd be fine.

79. OK, pull your car in.

80. Car?

81. Yeah.

82. What do we need a car for?

83. Well, how the hell am I supposed to change oil if you don't have a car?

84. Well, I get it.

85. You do it yourself first.

86. Leave us as a do it yourself first.

87. You guys work at Burger World, huh?

88. I want to apply for a job there.

89. How'd you guys get in there?

90. What's this crap?

91. All right.

92. I'm gonna give you a quick how to.

93. I guess if you're gonna get in a burger world, it's not what you know it's who you know, huh?

94. Yeah, right.

95. Yeah, we have put it in each other.

96. OK, first you open your drain to let out the old stuff.

97. Make sure you dispose of it properly.

98. That stuff is toxic.

99. Cool.

100. When you're done, remember to check it with your dipstick.

101. OK, lessons over no charge, but it's 15 bucks for the oil.

102. No.

103. Yeah.

104. I'm gonna give you any money.

105. No cash, huh?

106. You guys work at Burger World.

107. I guess you're good for it.

108. Here I'll set up an account.

109. You can just sign for it.

110. Oh, in that case we want some candy bars too.

111. Yeah, and some naked lady air fresheners.

112. I can't find any drain.

113. This works sucks.

114. And that mechanical dude with a big dumb-ass.

115. Yeah.

116. Hey, let's just scoop it out.

117. Ow.

118. Ow.

119. Ow.

120. Ow.

121. Hey, leave us.

122. Check it out.

123. Improve performance.

124. Yeah.

125. I'll thermal break down.

126. Yeah.

127. Remember to check it with your dipstick.

128. No way.

129. I think it's ready.

130. Hey, where else everybody going?

131. I don't think we should go back in there, dude.

132. Yeah.

133. Remember, he said we couldn't go home to change the oil.

134. Oh, yeah.

135. Let's get out of here.

136. Yeah.

137. Yeah.

138. Yeah.

139. Yeah.

140. Yeah.

141. Yeah.

142. Yeah.

143. Yeah.

144. Yeah.

145. Yeah.

146. Yeah.

147. Yeah.

148. Yeah.

149. Yeah.

150. Hey, beba.

151. Do something like, I don't know, like something funny or something.

152. I'm okay.

153. Let me see.

154. Check this out.

155. Yeah.

156. Yeah.

157. Yeah.

158. Yeah.

159. Yeah.

160. Yeah.

161. Yeah.

162. Yeah.

163. Yeah.

164. Yeah.

165. Yeah.

166. Yeah.

167. Yeah.

168. Yeah.

169. That was pretty cool, but like you've done that before.

170. Shut up, buddy.

171. And you do something.

172. You think I'm just here to entertain you?

173. Shut up, you little.

174. You think I'm just here for your amusement?

175. You want to do something about it?

176. Hey.

177. I'm done, man.

178. Hey.

179. Hey.

180. Hey, look at that.

181. I like those things.

182. I got those things over the mall.

183. They call them cheeros.

184. Oh yeah.

185. Whenever we walk a lot of people, they call them cheeros.

186. Cheeros?

187. Oh yeah.

188. Whenever we walk by there, that guy goes, you know, you know, you know.

189. Money dates.

190. When I have a lot of money, I'm going to get one of those things.

191. Yeah.

192. That was cool.

193. Yeah.

194. Yeah.

195. Yeah.

196. Yeah.

197. Yeah.

198. Yeah.

199. Yeah.

200. Yeah.

201. Yeah.

202. Yeah.

203. Yeah.

204. Yeah.

205. Yeah.

206. Yeah, that guy really kind of listened to it fly out of it.

207. That looks pretty cool.

208. Viva's huge bum hole.

209. We're talking about this video, and it does something funny, again.

210. OK, take that out.

211. That's not even funny, Viva.

212. You have to do it like this.

213. Oh, yeah.

214. Oh, yeah.

215. I'll say that.

216. Yeah, I feel like you met Amy and checked us out.

217. Burger World will remain closed,

218. investigation.

219. Cool.

220. Yeah.

221. Noothrull.

222. And in a related story, a mysterious oil spill has shocked environmentalists throughout

223. the world.

224. Cool.

225. It's a major disaster in the Aegean Sea, a second local fisherman off the coast of Greece.

226. Cool.

227. He's talking about Greece, but in.

228. Yeah.

229. Whoa, check it out.

230. They're using the same oil as us.

231. They forgot to put the breading on it.

232. The thoughts environmental guys are dumb.

233. Yeah.

234. How about that fish taste like crap?

235. It's like this video looks like one of those old punk bands, you know, but it's like

236. the video doesn't look old.

237. It's like the same like it's like a bunch of guys now.

238. We're like, shut up and watch it.

239. Okay.

240. I mean, bevus, what did you just say?

241. Shut up.

242. It's like I'm tired of listening to your stupid crap.

243. Just shut up.

244. Bevus, I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.

245. I mean, we can't make it in here.

246. Shut up.

247. Bevus, there's going to be two hits.

248. My hand hitting your face and my hand hitting your face again.

249. Yeah, yeah, right.

250. I'm going to kick you in the man's.

251. Just shut up.

252. Bevus, don't you ever call me to shut up.

253. I'm going to beat the living crap out of you.

254. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right.

255. I'm going to cave your nads in.

256. Damn it, bevus.

257. I'm going to beat the living crap out of your ass.

258. Oh, take that.

259. Don't laugh.

260. Shut up.

261. Yeah.

262. Shut up.

263. I'm going to go get something to eat.

264. Sleep up.

265. Get back here and fight like a man.

266. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

267. Honor students.

268. It's like, this video looks like one of those old punk bands, you know?

269. But it's like, the video doesn't look old.

270. It's like, it seems like it's like a bunch of guys now for like, shut up.

271. I mean.

272. I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean,

273. Beavis, what did you just say?

274. That shut up!

275. I'm so tired of listening to your stupid crap!

276. Just shut up!

277. Beavis, I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.

278. I really didn't hear that shut up!

279. Beavis, there's gonna be two hits.

280. My hand hitting your face, and uh, my hand hitting your face again.

281. Yeah, yeah, right, I'm gonna kick you in the nands.

282. Just shut up!

283. Beavis, don't you ever tell me to shut up.

284. I'm gonna beat the living crap out of you.

285. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right.

286. I'm gonna cave your nads in.

287. Damn it, Beavis.

288. I'm going to beat the living crap out of your ass.

289. Oh!

290. Take that.

291. Don't ask.

292. Shut up.

293. Shut up.

294. I'm gonna go get some leads.

295. Beavis.

296. Get back here and fight like a man.