Beavis and Butt-head 5x32

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Beavis and Butt-head get lessons from a panhandler on how to get cash on the streets.

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1. Music

2. Ha!

3. Ha!

4. Thank you my friend!

5. Whoa, check it out!

6. A bomb!

7. Ha!

8. Ha!

9. Ha!

10. Hey!

11. Hey!

12. Mr. Hairdude!

13. What's the best nation in the world?

14. Uh...

15. Donation!

16. Now, what's the best city in the world?

17. Um...

18. Generosity!

19. Hey!

20. Come on boys!

21. Come on boys!

22. Have a putting something in the cup!

23. Uh...

24. I meant...

25. No!

26. Come on guys!

27. Give me just a little money?

28. Wow, there is money in there!

29. Whoa!

30. Is that all you gotta do to get money around here?

31. Yes!

32. Cool!

33. Babe, I have seen the way.

34. I wonder what the rest of our body looks like.

35. Oh, yes!

36. Hey, thank you very much!

37. Yeah!

38. Thank you, man, I have another thing to do.

39. Uh...

40. What TV show is this?

41. Check-off.

42. Let's see, I'm family ties, I have a whole house, my two dads growing pains one day to time.

43. Uh...

44. No.

45. No real plays, no real exposure, what's happening in good times, Jefferson.

46. Shut up!

47. Uh... oh, she looks like that, uh...

48. But check that used to be young and have big cooters.

49. Oh, yeah.

50. And she was like, you know, like married to that dude and living with their parents.

51. And now she does those commercials for like hungry foreign kids.

52. Oh, yeah, yeah.

53. And then she's also on that commercial for the career institute.

54. Where's it going like?

55. You can get a wonderful new career.

56. And this is the Instagram, in business management, actually, cat, cork reward, computer technology, high school.

57. Yeah.

58. I'm thinking of signing up for that career institute and like, I'm going to be like X-ray

59. technician.

60. Yeah, I can like...

61. Lots of checks, clothes and stuff.

62. Yeah, I'm going to be cool.

63. Yeah.

64. That would be a good job.

65. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

66. What I'm saying is...

67. Yeah.

68. Okay.

69. And then we get it, we get it, we get it, the band, then.

70. What?

71. What do you say?

72. What?

73. I didn't say anything.

74. Oh, I thought you said something like just now.

75. Okay.

76. Right before I went, never, never, never, never, never, never.

77. Did you say something?

78. No, really?

79. I could have sworn.

80. I heard you say something like, like you said, uh, yeah, that's cool or something like that.

81. No, baby, if I didn't say anything, you ought to try not saying anything.

82. Okay.

83. Now, you're about to try it right now.

84. Donation.

85. Uh, what's like the Beth Nation in the world?

86. You're a nation.

87. We're going to be rich.

88. Don't go with no one.

89. Don't go with no one.

90. You kids are going to give us hard work in folks.

91. Bad reputation.

92. If you want to make some real money, I'll give you some lessons, but it's going to cost you a little bit of coinage.

93. Uh, bevus have a dollar or what?

94. No, wait, I don't have a dollar.

95. Besides, I'm saving it for the match-over.

96. Don't be stupid, bevus.

97. I'll give you a change.

98. Um, okay.

99. Lesson one.

100. No matter what.

101. Never give anyone change.

102. You got that?

103. Next, you're going to need a cup.

104. Uh, excuse me, sir.

105. Damn it.

106. Why don't you get off the street and get out of my face, you lousy bum?

107. That was cool.

108. Oh, yeah?

109. Oh, you think it's cool, huh?

110. Ah!

111. See, you look a lot better now.

112. You got that coffee onion stuff?

113. It smells like an AA meeting.

114. Say like that.

115. Play right into their hands, kids.

116. Yeah, yeah.

117. Cool.

118. Now you don't want to be shaking an empty cup.

119. No, no, no.

120. Put some of your money in there to start it out.

121. Bagging is expensive.

122. No, that's too much.

123. People think you're loaded.

124. They won't give you a damn dime.

125. Uh, whoa, hey.

126. You really think someone will give us a dime?

127. Ah, no, probably not.

128. Ooh, now here comes some coinage.

129. Uh, tell us some kind of sob story.

130. Something that may God cry, but make sure it's unbelievable.

131. You know, say that you were born without any brains or fingers or something.

132. You know, just say hello, Lady.

133. It's me, ah.

134. Mr., good night, hairdo.

135. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

136. Beavis, the biggest pop music star in Germany, don't go away.

137. I was like, born without any arms or legs?

138. Yeah, me too, I was born without any gnats.

139. That's terrible.

140. Yeah, really fucks.

141. I guess all my kids will be born without gnats too.

142. You dumb-ass.

143. I don't think they'll be girls.

144. That's terrible what you two boys are doing.

145. Did you ever stop to think that there are other people who really need the money you're collecting?

146. Uh, no.

147. But, uh, if you give us money, then we'll like give it to other people or something.

148. Oh, well, that's nice, I guess.

149. Yeah, we're gonna buy stuff.

150. Please give me some money.

151. I was born without a butt.

152. When I was born, the doctor slapped my butt and then he spanked my monkey.

153. Hey, we don't allow any pan-handlers here.

154. Yeah, Beavis.

155. What?

156. He doesn't want you hanging around, you know, handling your pan.

157. Oh yeah, um, don't worry dude, I tried that once and I didn't make much money.

158. Everybody just like stared at me and stuff.

159. All right, boys, move it along.

160. Begging stuff.

161. Yeah.

162. Donation.

163. Hey, we want our money back.

164. Yeah, puddle.

165. You look like a fucking third boy.

166. Here, take your boy something to eat.

167. Yeah.

168. Mmm.

169. Mmm.

170. Mmm.

171. Mmm.

172. Mmm.

173. Mmm.

174. Um.

175. Um.

176. Um.

177. Give me some.

178. Cheach and Chong.

179. Yeah.

180. Cheach and Chong.

181. Cheach and Chong.

182. Mmm.

183. Cheach and Chong.

184. Mmm.

185. Mmm.

186. I like these guys because they're stupid.

187. Yeah.

188. Mmm.

189. Mmm.

190. Here.

191. Here.

192. Remember that album, you're Uncle Had with these dudes on it.

193. Yeah, yeah, yeah!

194. Oh, cool.

195. Come that one!

196. Come that guy.

197. We're gonna go downtown and, like, show it strong to someone.

198. Yeah.

199. Mmm.

200. I'm gonna go downtown.

201. Gonna see my gal.

202. Gonna show my strong.

203. And I got to get fun.

204. Uh, yeah.

205. Uh, yeah.

206. Yeah.

207. Yeah.

208. Yeah.

209. Yeah.

210. Gonna see my go.

211. Yeah, yeah.

212. I was good, sorry. I wonder how they think stuff like that up.

213. Yeah.

214. So they need to do songs like that again.

215. Whatever happened to that album.

216. Yes.

217. I broke it. Remember?

218. I slammed it against the wall.

219. And it went shattered.

220. Yeah.

221. Yeah.

222. Yeah.

223. Yeah.

224. Yeah.

225. I don't break one yet.

226. Please help me buy some food and some decent clothing for my two idiot boys here.

227. I want them to have a better life than I had.

228. Oh, the poor man.

229. I wish I had more to give.

230. Raising them must be so difficult.

231. God, those kids look stupid.

232. So, uh, dad?

233. We got to keep all the coins, right?

234. No!

235. You get to keep all the pennies.

236. Stop calling me dad!

237. Turd boy.

238. Penny is roll.

239. Thank you, my friend.

240. Is that all?

241. Never.

242. That's cool.

243. Get it in.

244. Get it in.

245. Get it in.

246. What?

247. That's the wrong song, baby.

248. I thought this was something else.

249. I'm sorry.

250. I was thinking of this.

251. It sounds just like some other song.

252. What is it?

253. Oh, yeah.

254. What song is that?

255. I don't care.

256. Uh, yeah.

257. Hey.

258. Check it out, baby.

259. This is what music videos look like to dogs.

260. Really?

261. Yeah.

262. I thought on TV once because dogs are colorblind and stuff.

263. So, they only see black and white.

264. Really?

265. You think that's what a video looks like to Snoop Dogg Dog?

266. I don't think Snoop Dogg would watch this crap.

267. Yeah.

268. Change the channel, be out.

269. That sort of looks like those things that hang over the baby crib.

270. And they're like black and white and stuff.

271. Uh, hey.

272. What the hell are you talking about?

273. You know those things that hang over the crib.

274. And they're like, I'm black and white pictures.

275. And they thought to play with them and stuff.

276. Hey.

277. Uh, baby.

278. Your mom's still giving you baby toys.

279. Hey.

280. She gets them for free up behind Hobbitown gifts.

281. They're like, really fun.

282. Don't laugh.

283. What?

284. No.