Beavis and Butt-head 5x31

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After watching a horror movie, Beavis and Butt-head run around the neighborhood trying to scare people by screaming at them.

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1. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

2. Tomorrow on the price is right!

3. And now the exciting conclusion of Nicky Chick Killer!

4. But Nicky, I don't have a swim suit!

5. That's okay, no one's around.

6. Live a little.

7. So, they're gonna get killed.

8. Hey, this lake is giving me the creeps. Me too.

9. Let's go.

10. Screaming is cool.

11. Yeah, hey, but it. Let's go outside and scream.

12. Okay.

13. Hey, that's that guy from dumb and dumb.

14. Oh, yeah.

15. I think that's dumb.

16. Oh, yeah.

17. Whoa.

18. We need to get one of those.

19. Yeah, yeah, I know.

20. I know, I know. I've been saying that for a long time, but it.

21. Like, we need to get a cool looking chicks.

22. Maybe then people will start to respect us and stuff.

23. It's like, we'll start getting respect.

24. Then we'll get more chicks.

25. And then like, with more chicks, like we'll get more respect.

26. And then after that, we'll get like more money.

27. We'll get like more chicks, more money, and more respect.

28. And we'll just like, keep on going.

29. And it all takes, if just getting that first chick.

30. Yeah, if we could just get one chick.

31. I'm not talking about the chick but much.

32. I was talking about that air freshener thing in the car.

33. Oh, oh, yeah.

34. Oh, oh, oh, yeah.

35. Those dudes are stupid.

36. It's like three guys and one chick, and no one's even trying to score with them.

37. Yeah, really.

38. If it was me back there, I'd be like, oh, hey, baby.

39. Mind if I take off my pants?

40. Yeah.

41. That's pretty smooth, baby.

42. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

43. And then I'd like, pull down my pants real slow.

44. Oh, my, you know what I mean?

45. Sn...

46. Sn...

47. Sn...

48. Sn...

49. Sn...

50. Sn...

51. Sn...

52. Yeah.

53. He put it, I come this, this, this, this, this,

54. Dork, who like, have a glass of, and it's ugly.

55. He gets all these chicks flying up and talk to him,

56. and we can't even do that.

57. Well, maybe we should try like, standing outside with one of those coats on

58. and like, a clipboard and like, pretend like something coolest happening.

59. I already tried that once.

60. Really?

61. Yeah, I've tried everything.

62. I've tried a weapon clipboard.

63. I tried it with a notebook.

64. I've done it all.

65. Never works.

66. Shut up, leave us.

67. Sn...

68. Sn...

69. Sn...

70. Okay, dude, you ready?

71. Yeah.

72. One, two, three.

73. Oh, yeah.

74. Oh, yeah.

75. Oh, yeah.

76. Oh, cool.

77. He put it, let's try screening somewhere else.

78. Uh, okay.

79. Yeah.

80. Ah!

81. This is gonna be cool.

82. Yeah.

83. I'm gonna scream really loud.

84. Yeah.

85. Me too.

86. Oh my gosh!

87. Oh, oh, oh, Elmer, we won!

88. Yes!

89. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

90. Chicken, I could be showing up on your doorstep,

91. making you our next $10 million winner!

92. I who in the hell could that be at this hour?

93. I'll tell you what, it sure is how better we have to come in and pick Clark.

94. Buh!

95. Buh!

96. Buh!

97. Buh!

98. Grimming rules.

99. Coming up next, some call it brutal, some call it barbaric, some call it atrocious.

100. You'll call it hilarious.

101. Stay tuned.

102. Hello, police.

103. This here is Tom Anderson at 4 to 120 Woodrow Court.

104. There's two hoodlums who came by my doorstep and started screaming bloody murder.

105. Hell, I don't know if they're armed.

106. Ah!

107. Ah!

108. Ah!

109. Ah!

110. My kids are tied to a tree!

111. Why the hell are you stop screaming?

112. You're not helping?

113. Yeah, well, why don't you stay the hell out of it?

114. Yeah, well, how would you like me to kick your ass?

115. This is cool.

116. Yeah.

117. Wait, dude.

118. Here comes someone.

119. Yeah, let's do it.

120. Ah!

121. Alright, you little punk, I got you.

122. Go ahead, scream all you want.

123. Do you like this?

124. Huh?

125. Do you like people screaming?

126. Uhhh, uhhh.

127. Now, dammit, the last thing I need to deal with are a couple of noise vans all the way

128. you.

129. You see, when I hear people screaming, it usually means there's trouble.

130. But if not, it's just like that little brat who cried wolf.

131. And someday, when there really is trouble, I'm not gonna help you.

132. Now, if there really is trouble, all you have to do is call.

133. Here's my number.

134. And if you want to scream, you can scream all you want inside your own home.

135. Just stop doing it!

136. Now, get your asses home.

137. That's so cool.

138. Yes.

139. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

140. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

141. Woah, the scene is cool!

142. It's like a dog skull.

143. Yeah.

144. Ah!

145. Wow, wow, wow, wow.

146. Woah.

147. Oh, now dammit.

148. Now it's gone.

149. Yeah.

150. Now the dog's gone.

151. this guy. You get the ankles and I'll get the wrist up. It all comes down to this

152. uh yeah. The wrist up. That's kind of like when Jimmy Swagger does that. I don't know about

153. you but when I woke up today I felt good. I felt like I didn't have to lose. Yeah. It's

154. like you need to plant a seed. A seed to face. That wasn't that good but it.

155. I guess it was. Beb us. It rolled.

156. I wonder if that dog's gonna come back. I don't think it's coming back. I'm gonna change it.

157. I don't know. Wait, but it come on. It might come back. Besides I'm like I know I'm

158. gonna get the ankle. I'll get the wrist up. Let's watch something else.

159. Alright, man. Hailey.

160. Fan Hailey. Kick out. Yeah.

161. Oh boy. Is this man Hailey? Yeah but it's like worth

162. any. Yeah I mean you know I mean how could I fire Van Hailey from Van Hailey? Yeah.

163. We can push with all of my athletes.

164. This is kind of like a country video. It's like you don't have like football players and

165. like old people and dogs and stuff in it. Every time you watch TNMs all the videos have

166. that stuff in them. Yeah. All they need now is a big pickup truck. Oh yeah.

167. Oh check it out. They put plastic on their couch. We should try that. Let's do it. Then you

168. can't get any stains on it. Yeah. Then like you wouldn't even have to like get up to go

169. and get a plastic on the couch. If you pee on it it just kind of rolls off and it just

170. goes away. Oh yeah. That was cool and that cop screamed right in our ears. He was pretty

171. loud. Yeah. And then he said we could scream all we want just as long as it's in our own

172. house. That's cool. Yeah. Hey Biva let's call Stewart. Yeah. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello

173. Hello!

174. That was a pretty cool idea for a cop.

175. You left calling me.

176. Here's a number he gave us.

177. This is gonna be cool.

178. Tyler and police...