Beavis and Butt-head 5x30

Directed by Mike Judge

Beavis and Butt-head go to a wedding in hopes that they can make out with the bride.

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1. Check it out, Beva.

2. A wedding.

3. Whoa!

4. So what?

5. So we gotta go, dumb-ass.

6. Oh yeah, let's go against the wall over there.

7. No butt munch.

8. We gotta go to the wedding.

9. And every wedding, there's like this bride chick.

10. And then right after it's over,

11. we gotta make out with her.

12. Really?

13. Yeah.

14. Plus I heard that chicks put out on their wedding night.

15. It's like a law or something.

16. We're there, dude.

17. Me, me, me, me.

18. That's gonna be cool.

19. So fishin' out tonight.

20. I'm here.

21. What's goin' on here?

22. Hit that button on the remote that says,

23. I think that makes all the stuff go away.

24. It's not working, but it...

25. I think the TV's broken again.

26. No, Beva.

27. Look, they've got those deaf words on the bottom of the screen.

28. Maybe we're deaf.

29. Beva, if you dumb-ass, we can't be deaf.

30. We can hear the music.

31. Maybe we're blind.

32. Beva, if you need to.

33. Just shut up.

34. You can't figure out what's wrong with the TV.

35. Hey, I think this is Prince.

36. Oh, really?

37. And maybe this is just like a big close-up of his butt.

38. Yeah.

39. He just got a big picture of his butt.

40. Look at the...

41. This is a close-up of his butt.

42. Where's the crack?

43. Maybe this is just like a close-up of the crack.

44. Oh, yeah, yeah.

45. It's an extreme close-up of the crack of his ass.

46. Come on, change it, buddy.

47. I've had enough butt crack for one thing.

48. No way, Beva.

49. Let's wait and see if something comes out of it.

50. Oh, why?

51. Yeah.

52. You sure enough like the show is butt.

53. Remember when he had those pants where he could like see his butt cheeks?

54. Oh, yeah, yeah.

55. He's a little pamper cool.

56. I like those pants.

57. If they want to check, you know?

58. Yeah.

59. It seems like, though, you know, since this video is all just a butt crack.

60. And they really like it.

61. Don't need any words.

62. This music sucks.

63. Yeah.

64. I wonder when that bride chick's gonna get here.

65. Whoa.

66. Come to butthead.

67. Yeah, me too.

68. It's working butthead, it's working.

69. She's coming right to us.

70. Shuttle down, Beva.

71. I heard she's all dressed in white because like she's never done it before.

72. Oh, yeah.

73. So like, shouldn't we be wearing white too?

74. Hey, baby.

75. Hey, baby.

76. Hey, hey, hey, where are you going?

77. This sucks.

78. Oh, look at her train.

79. Yeah.

80. Check out the caboose.

81. Yeah.

82. Yeah, they must be friends of the groom.

83. Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join Sara and Howard in Holy Matrimony.

84. Howard, Matrimony of course.

85. Howard.

86. Probably one of those dorks up there.

87. Yeah.

88. Howard.

89. Oh, dear, hot, let's be friends on pride.

90. Coming up, will butthead's fear of commitment prevent him from having Beva's institutionalized?

91. Stay tuned.

92. So I must emphasize of course that when we see Sara and Howard up here, we're not looking at two individuals joining together.

93. What the fuck?

94. What's going on?

95. Yeah, really.

96. Come on, hurry up.

97. Let's turn to the vow, shall we?

98. Howard, do you take this woman to have it to hold?

99. Yeah, yeah.

100. I do.

101. Yeah, yeah, me too.

102. Yeah, to hold.

103. I want to hold her butt.

104. And Sara, do you take this man to have it to hold from this day forward?

105. No way.

106. Take me.

107. I do.

108. Yeah, yeah, over here, over here.

109. Okay, okay, all right.

110. Well, if anyone here knows of any reason why these two should not be joined together, speak now or forever hold your peace.

111. I know, Raven.

112. The people.

113. The door.

114. Hey, baby.

115. Why don't you join together with me and that?

116. All right.

117. Let's save it for the reception gang, okay?

118. I now pronounce you man and wife.

119. You may kiss the bride.

120. Yes.

121. Yeah, yeah.

122. Usher.

123. Usher.

124. Hey, we were here first.

125. Bunghole.

126. Elegoomy.

127. Hey, cut it out.

128. Hey, cut it out.

129. Hey, what's this?

130. Yeah.

131. No, don't stop your tool.

132. That scares me, boy, dude.

133. It's out of like you're hanging your feet off the end of a car, you know, like that.

134. And it's like you accidentally, ah, there it is.

135. No.

136. Settle down.

137. You don't have to ask.

138. That's dangerous.

139. He's like putting your feet in, hang down.

140. It's like, if an accident hits an ass, I'll hit it.

141. So what, be with us?

142. I don't know.

143. Like, I want their feet to look nice, you know.

144. Really?

145. I like it when chicks happen, you know, like, nice feet.

146. Keep your feet up.

147. Come on.

148. You're like, you know, put your hands on them.

149. Okay, leave us.

150. I think you ought to just shut up.

151. Feet, feet, ow!

152. Damn it.

153. I keep throwing like naked feet and hands and stuff.

154. I need to show the rest.

155. Come on.

156. You have to wait and leave us.

157. I'd like to, you know, show a little bit of this.

158. I'd like to, you know, show a little bit at a time.

159. Okay, okay, I can wait.

160. I have a whole world of muscles here.

161. Ah, no, you're gonna scum your toe!

162. Damn it!

163. I want to see a move now!

164. Damn it, leave us.

165. Shut up.

166. I have a whole world of muscles here.

167. Isn't it just me?

168. Yeah.

169. You know, one cool thing about these chick bands, what?

170. It's like, you know, they have chicks in them.

171. Oh, check it out, put it in.

172. There's gunk flying out of their nostrils.

173. I think those are magic sprinkles.

174. Pretty cool.

175. Well, look at there.

176. Someone's getting married.

177. Hey, a lot of remember when I got a weekend furlough from the service,

178. just to make an honest woman out of you.

179. Remember that?

180. Yes, dear.

181. Being married must suck.

182. Oh, yeah.

183. Hey, be with.

184. I just thought of something.

185. Did you get married?

186. Then you'll always be hanging out with the same person?

187. Oh, yeah.

188. Saying all the same crap for years and years?

189. Oh, yeah.

190. That would suck.

191. Oh, yeah.

192. Take my hand, honeybunch.

193. Pull my finger, butt munch.

194. Oh, yeah.

195. Okay, kids.

196. Arnold's is proud to present.

197. It's a nice song, some show, right?

198. Uh.

199. Of course it is, butt munch.

200. It's on TV.

201. Oh, yeah.

202. No, but I don't think this is a video.

203. I don't play many videos anymore.

204. It's all like shows and like people snowboarding and stuff.

205. I think this is happy days.

206. Yeah.

207. Crapie days.

208. Uh, he's pretty funny on it instead of happy days.

209. He called it Crapie days.

210. One, two, three, more.

211. A shminal.

212. A shwant.

213. A samba that I'm incorporated.

214. Yeah.

215. We're gonna do it.

216. Give a penny, kids.

217. We'll take it.

218. Give us any.

219. And we'll break it.

220. We're gonna make it.

221. We're not gonna make it.

222. All we need is just a little patience.

223. Yeah.

224. I like this show better when that other dude on the restaurant.

225. That dude from karate kid.

226. Oh, yeah.

227. That no son.

228. If I'm not come from inside you, always right.

229. Yeah.

230. That dude could kick Fonzie's ass.

231. Fonzie doesn't even know karate.

232. These dudes were always like calling each other nerds and stuff.

233. I wonder why.

234. I think it was like back in the old days before they invented words like

235. mad and butt munch and dumb-ass.

236. Yeah.

237. Things are a lot better now.

238. Yeah.

239. Butt munch.

240. You know what else they're always saying?

241. They were always saying like, sit on it.

242. Sit on what?

243. Sit on what?

244. That has a pretty cool show.

245. I mean...