Beavis and Butt-head 5x29

Directed by Mike Judge

Hilarity ensues as some major intestinal cramps convince Beavis that he might be pregnant.

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11. nausea again

12. The

13. Plural climb

14. Pounding

15. Acid

16. It couldn't be morning sickness

17. It couldn't be morning sickness

18. But what about these cravings?

19. My God

20. I better not be pregnant

21. Jank

22. Jank me some nachos

23. I can't traction

24. I can't traction

25. I can't traction

26. I can't traction

27. I can't come out

28. I can't deal

29. Hey, buddy

30. Some people get pregnant after me check

31. Huh?

32. Ow

33. Ow

34. What is all that stuff?

35. It's ugly

36. I think this is like what your butt looks like from the inside

37. I think your right butt is

38. I was watching the learning channel once

39. And they had this special where they had like a camera go inside somebody's butt

40. And they like went all the way from his butt into his stomach

41. He was all the way from his butt

42. Really?

43. I mean somebody let him shove a camera up his butt

44. Yeah, I'm sorry

45. They had like this guy like they stuffed a whole camcorder up his butt

46. And they like they had like a guy with lights too

47. That's cool

48. What's happening to this dude?

49. I think it's like changing expressions and stuff

50. Or like that's dumb

51. Yeah

52. It's like you really only need like three expressions or something

53. Like one expression for you's trying to pick up on a chick

54. Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to pick up on a chick

55. I usually look like this

56. Yeah

57. Yeah

58. I usually use this expression

59. And then like you need an expression for like when you're lying

60. Yeah, I usually use this one when I'm lying

61. Check it out

62. And then like you like an expression for like when you're taking a dump

63. Yeah

64. I usually use this one

65. That's a pretty good one, Beba

66. Yeah, I stopped by to get one of these home pregnancy tests

67. Oh, I guess if it changes color I'll be looking just like you in no time

68. You should get one of those

69. Shop, I don't need one of those

70. What's your problem dumb-ass

71. I was just telling you to get some food

72. Food, food, food, food, see

73. I keep losing my temper for no reason and I feel like hell

74. Really? I find myself craving the strangest food

75. And lately I've been feeling like a total plot

76. Shoot, dork

77. Hey buddy, you know how those women got pregnant right?

78. Oh yeah

79. They had like, do it right?

80. Yeah

81. They did it

82. I knew that

83. I was just like you're on testing you and stuff

84. I'm sure I can't believe you went and got yourself pregnant

85. You can get yourself pregnant

86. Get me one of those

87. What's with you, Beba?

88. She looked like you're pregnant

89. Coming up next

90. Some call it brutal, some call it barbaric, some call it atrocious

91. You'll call it hilarious

92. Stay tuned

93. What the hell are you doing in there butt munch?

94. I'm just, you know

95. I'm like, you know

96. I'm doing anything

97. I think I checked that it changed color if you're pregnant

98. Let's see

99. I'll take a stay KMPC lab preboi

100. Let's see, maybe it goes here

101. Ow

102. No

103. What's the pee on it?

104. Ah, better not change color

105. It's on yellow

106. Ah, no

107. I'm gonna then fight man with the search last night

108. Um, hey butt it

109. I know this guy who wants to know what it's like if you know have babies

110. What a dork

111. He's a real dumb-ass

112. He's like, you know, really wondering

113. It's like, you're always wiping up crap and getting puke all over you

114. Cool

115. I guess, yeah

116. But then you have to watch all these like Barney videos and stuff

117. So you don't get to watch any cool TV for like years or something

118. Whoa

119. Having babies sucks

120. We already have three kids honey

121. I'm not sure we can afford to have this one

122. We'll find a way darling

123. Because the more children we have

124. The more love

125. Life, the beautiful alternative

126. Oh, you're so stupid

127. Give me another epidural

128. You moron

129. Don't keep telling me I'll be a precious

130. I'll pay

131. Paying you little turds

132. Quick, let's pee this out of me

133. Oh, shit

134. Contrapment, contrappin, ah, I'm coming out

135. I can feel it

136. Life, what a beautiful choice

137. Life, it sucks

138. All these kids have one thing in common

139. They're here because a couple people did it

140. Oh, look at that furlough

141. Oh, no

142. This is yawning

143. I can't believe they're even showing this

144. Yeah, really

145. This guy is the biggest bottle I've ever seen in my life

146. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

147. Come on, give me that, dammit

148. Wait a minute, I think it's about to rock

149. Come on, get this button, cut it out

150. No way, baby

151. You like this

152. Shut up, buddy

153. I don't

154. You know, turn it down

155. Hey, baby

156. Did you know that this guy's your dad

157. No

158. You're a dumb-ass, baby

159. You just like, believe anything anybody tells you

160. Um, um, no

161. Now this kid is

162. Yeah

163. Check it out

164. She's leaving him because he sucks

165. Yeah

166. The building

167. It's on it

168. Ah

169. Ah

170. Ah

171. Ah

172. Ah

173. How are we on?

174. Oh, okay, now to Willard for the weekend weather

175. So tell us Willard, weather or not

176. These guys think they're funny

177. But they're really just like stupid

178. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

179. When you think you're a pregnant, but you really just have to take a big dump

180. Yeah

181. Hey, buddy, who's trailer of that?

182. Uh, it kind of looks like my uncle Mike's

183. Yeah, I have those butterflies and crap on it

184. No, you're thinking of my grandma's trailer

185. Oh, yeah, your grandma's a slut

186. I know

187. So what?

188. Oh, yeah, yeah

189. Yeah

190. Uh, does this Sesame Street?

191. Oh, yeah, yeah, that looks like a uh, uh, Grover

192. You probably watched Sesame Street

193. Okay, no, I need to watch when I was a kid

194. I'm like, sometimes um, Sesame Street on ice comes to town

195. I'll have to go check that out

196. Shoot, woofy

197. Yeah, I think it's not like the other one of these things just doesn't

198. But my uncle, he's dumb-ass

199. I don't know the guy that comes out these if

200. Twelve chocolate cakes

201. They like cold on his butt

202. Like the cake spill at a lot of the place, that was pretty cool

203. Uh, oh yeah

204. That was kind of cool

205. Yeah

206. Whoa, I've never seen a puppet with blooters like that

207. Yeah, I know some spank boops

208. Yeah, so I probably have this chick on the show to teach kids the number two

209. Yeah

210. I play on this puppet chick right here is like one of the top three puppets that I would like to do

211. Really?

212. What do you do, baby?

213. Well, Miss Piggy's kind of hot

214. Shit

215. Fuck, fat pig

216. Shut up, puppet

217. I'm gonna be down there, boom