1. Please don't threaten me anywhere, wishes Jeannie. It'll only make Dr. Bellos to come crazy.
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2. No it won't, Master. Not if you are dressed like Socrates. The wisest man of all time.
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3. What a dumb-ass.
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4. Yeah.
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5. Major Nelson, are you nuts?
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6. Quick Jeannie, back in your bottle.
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7. Yes, Master.
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8. Major Nelson.
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9. This show's gonna suck now. She's stuck in the bottle.
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10. Yeah, that's the suck. It's having to mean once.
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11. You're a dumb-ass, Beavis.
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12. Take care of her while I'm gone.
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13. Clean up your room. Take after Darby.
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14. I'm gonna get her over me.
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15. Can't believe she's talking to Snoop that way.
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16. Yeah, if that wasn't his mom, he'd be putting the smack down.
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17. Another cool pajamas.
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18. Yeah.
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19. Snoop rules.
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20. Doggy dog is in the mother's high old.
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21. Go check it out. He's got a phone on the toilet.
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22. Yeah.
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23. We got to get one of those.
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24. It's a doggy dog world.
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25. Yeah.
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26. Get that doggy dog world.
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27. Yeah.
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28. Yeah.
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29. Get your world.
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30. Sometimes he keeps on man up with funky ass hits like a-
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31. Oh, he just touched her boobs.
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32. Uh, of course he did.
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33. It's a doggy dog world.
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34. Make a few things out.
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35. Make two in the moment and the party still jumping
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36. cause my mama ain't home.
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37. My dog's a boy.
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38. I'm getting a little stuff for the jean.
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39. Yeah, yeah.
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40. He's a bitch that's not a jeez.
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41. I ain't shit with jeez.
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42. I'm a jeez.
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43. I'm a straight jeez.
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44. Yeah, you're a jeep for going ad.
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45. Get up, what is?
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46. You want to get smoked if you keep that up?
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47. Hey, watch your back homie.
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48. Get butted, not bad.
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49. You know I'm from Compton.
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50. Damn it, leave us.
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51. Shut up.
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52. You're not from Compton.
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53. I'm like butting up, serious.
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54. I was kicking it on the street.
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55. A hard time.
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56. Hey, some drug gin and juice.
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57. Cool, baby.
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58. You're a white woofie from right here.
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59. I'm not like butted, you don't know.
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60. You're in around this.
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61. You know what I mean?
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62. We used to go to the Compton slot meet together.
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63. Baby.
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64. He used to go to the flea market with your mom.
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65. I'm not like butted.
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66. Hey, I wear this shirt.
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67. These are my colors.
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68. Baby, I'm straight jeez.
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69. Shut up.
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70. I'm gonna Compton slot me with smoke.
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71. Don't know how you're to kick it with drag.
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72. Yeah, leave us. Shut up.
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73. You've never been to Compton.
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74. You're never gonna go to Compton.
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75. You're gonna be here for the rest of your life.
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76. You're being stupid.
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77. You don't have any money.
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78. You're never gonna score.
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79. I'm a sh-
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80. What is it?
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81. Food?
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82. In this roll.
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83. Money?
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84. Cool.
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85. Baby, it's like that genie chick.
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86. Maybe she'll like, give me wish.
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87. I call me master and stuff.
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88. I'll cut the chief.
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89. I wish I knew farted.
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90. Wait a minute.
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91. This bottle just gave me my wish, but it-
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92. I know who cut the chief.
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93. It must have been one of us.
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94. And it wasn't me, so it must have been you.
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95. Yeah.
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96. No way butt knocker.
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97. Besides, there's nothing any chicken that bottle.
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98. There's nothing but a dead mouse in there.
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99. You dumb-ass.
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100. It must like farted before it died.
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101. I'm way butted.
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102. Don't call me butt knocker.
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103. Give me my genie bottle back.
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104. If that's a real genie bottle, let's see it give you another wish.
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105. I gotta think that's something to wish for.
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106. Let's see.
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107. Wait a minute.
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108. Wishing sucks.
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109. Having a beavers build more prisons while butthead reassures our animals.
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110. Stay tuned.
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111. I wish for something cool.
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112. Or something.
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113. Bunga-gonga-gonga.
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114. Nothing cool happened, beavers.
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115. Yeah.
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116. That's pretty cool.
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117. Oh, no, it's not butt-wad.
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118. You better get rid of that damn bottle, beavers.
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119. That mouse stinks.
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120. All right, people.
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121. I have just been informed that your remaining classes
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122. are postponed until we locate the source of the even more vile than usual order in this room.
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123. Everybody report to the cafeteria now.
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124. Yeah.
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125. Cool.
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126. Yeah.
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127. Feet.
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128. I told you this mouse would give me a cool wish.
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129. I wish I had a matcho.
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130. Yeah.
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131. And I wish I could score.
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132. Yeah, I wish I had a scoring right now.
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133. I know it's 20 chicks.
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134. I'll have the same time.
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135. Bunga-gonga-gonga.
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136. I wish you'd get rid of that smelly bottle.
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137. Nothing's happening.
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138. That sucks.
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139. Yeah, really.
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140. It sucks and it stinks.
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141. Get rid of that bottle, beavers, before I smack you.
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142. No, you.
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143. You have to leave it in the cafeteria.
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144. Isn't it cool?
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145. Go fight, to me.
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146. Yeah, go fight.
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147. Yeah, yeah, chicks.
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148. Yeah, yeah, here are some chicks.
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149. Yeah.
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150. Eh, not so fast, beavers.
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151. Those aren't chicks.
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152. I mean, those are that bear commercial where those poor dudes come in and it's like
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153. ladies night and they're dressed up like chicks.
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154. No way, really?
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155. Yeah.
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156. It's really dumb.
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157. I'll wait for it.
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158. I'm really.
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159. Yeah.
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160. That's a pretty nice boob for a dude.
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161. Yeah, I guess so.
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162. Yeah.
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163. Whoa, check it out.
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164. She's got a boner switchblade.
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165. Yeah, yeah.
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166. Yeah, cool.
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167. I'll save you, baby.
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168. I'll save you.
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169. How long have you been doing with me?
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170. It's like one of those movies where the kicking ass of the restaurant.
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171. My guy comes out and says,
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172. your crab style is very good.
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173. I put it no match for my flying crane style.
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174. Yeah.
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175. Except this is a bear commercial.
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176. I like when girls fight.
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177. They're like,
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178. yeah, she called me a bitch.
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179. I'm in here a flat.
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180. I mean, again, we'll go outside and we'll see who the slut is, bitch.
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181. Come down, baby.
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182. Yeah, you slut.
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183. Yeah, yeah, bitch.
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184. Ah.
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185. Ah.
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186. Yeah.
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187. I should have done this with the beginning of the video.
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188. Yeah, I'm not raffling you.
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189. I was in the cafeteria and I found this bottle with a dead mouse in it.
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190. So I took it to the bottling plant and they gave me 20 bucks not to tell anyone.
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191. Because it'll be bad for business and stuff.
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192. Me cool.
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193. Yeah, that sounds kind of like the mouse we found.
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194. I mean, yeah.
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195. Well, I smell another mouse.
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196. You.
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197. No creature is stirring, not even a mouse.
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198. I just got to choose.
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199. Now that means you gotta give us a wish.
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200. Yes.
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201. Let's say you.
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202. I got one.
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203. I wish you hadn't farted.
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204. What the hell is that?
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205. What the hell was that?
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206. What?
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207. Yeah, what did he say?
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208. Hey, buddy, I think I understood what he said.
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209. Hey, I think he said river.
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210. Good here, be this.
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211. So like, this song must be about like this river.
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212. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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213. Well, is that a buffalo?
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214. I think it's a wolf.
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215. A buffalo could kick a wolf's ass, buddy.
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216. Damn it, be this.
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217. A buffalo's.
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218. Wolves eat buffalo.
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219. That's what they do for a living.
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220. I'm not gonna argue with you, buddy.
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221. Moracy could probably kick a buffalo's ass.
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222. Shut up, buddy, buffle and roll.
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223. Well, I just heard another word.
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224. I think he said two.
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225. Good two, buddy.
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226. That's not a word. That's a number.
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227. Well, someone I heard it.
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228. Maybe there's like two buffalo.
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229. Yeah, or maybe two wolves.
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230. Shut up, buddy.
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231. Check it out, be this.
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232. There's a chicken or river.
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233. Oh yeah, see?
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234. So that's why he said river.
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235. See?
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236. See?
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237. See that river?
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238. Because there's a chicken or river.
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239. See?
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240. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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241. All right.
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242. Yeah.
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243. Okay, baby.
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