Beavis and Butt-head 5x28

Directed by Mike Judge

Beavis and Butt-head try wishing on a bottle hoping their is a genie inside... but the bottle they wish upon only has a dead mouse in it.

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1. Please don't threaten me anywhere, wishes Jeannie. It'll only make Dr. Bellos to come crazy.

2. No it won't, Master. Not if you are dressed like Socrates. The wisest man of all time.

3. What a dumb-ass.

4. Yeah.

5. Major Nelson, are you nuts?

6. Quick Jeannie, back in your bottle.

7. Yes, Master.

8. Major Nelson.

9. This show's gonna suck now. She's stuck in the bottle.

10. Yeah, that's the suck. It's having to mean once.

11. You're a dumb-ass, Beavis.

12. Take care of her while I'm gone.

13. Clean up your room. Take after Darby.

14. I'm gonna get her over me.

15. Can't believe she's talking to Snoop that way.

16. Yeah, if that wasn't his mom, he'd be putting the smack down.

17. Another cool pajamas.

18. Yeah.

19. Snoop rules.

20. Doggy dog is in the mother's high old.

21. Go check it out. He's got a phone on the toilet.

22. Yeah.

23. We got to get one of those.

24. It's a doggy dog world.

25. Yeah.

26. Get that doggy dog world.

27. Yeah.

28. Yeah.

29. Get your world.

30. Sometimes he keeps on man up with funky ass hits like a-

31. Oh, he just touched her boobs.

32. Uh, of course he did.

33. It's a doggy dog world.

34. Make a few things out.

35. Make two in the moment and the party still jumping

36. cause my mama ain't home.

37. My dog's a boy.

38. I'm getting a little stuff for the jean.

39. Yeah, yeah.

40. He's a bitch that's not a jeez.

41. I ain't shit with jeez.

42. I'm a jeez.

43. I'm a straight jeez.

44. Yeah, you're a jeep for going ad.

45. Get up, what is?

46. You want to get smoked if you keep that up?

47. Hey, watch your back homie.

48. Get butted, not bad.

49. You know I'm from Compton.

50. Damn it, leave us.

51. Shut up.

52. You're not from Compton.

53. I'm like butting up, serious.

54. I was kicking it on the street.

55. A hard time.

56. Hey, some drug gin and juice.

57. Cool, baby.

58. You're a white woofie from right here.

59. I'm not like butted, you don't know.

60. You're in around this.

61. You know what I mean?

62. We used to go to the Compton slot meet together.

63. Baby.

64. He used to go to the flea market with your mom.

65. I'm not like butted.

66. Hey, I wear this shirt.

67. These are my colors.

68. Baby, I'm straight jeez.

69. Shut up.

70. I'm gonna Compton slot me with smoke.

71. Don't know how you're to kick it with drag.

72. Yeah, leave us. Shut up.

73. You've never been to Compton.

74. You're never gonna go to Compton.

75. You're gonna be here for the rest of your life.

76. You're being stupid.

77. You don't have any money.

78. You're never gonna score.

79. I'm a sh-

80. What is it?

81. Food?

82. In this roll.

83. Money?

84. Cool.

85. Baby, it's like that genie chick.

86. Maybe she'll like, give me wish.

87. I call me master and stuff.

88. I'll cut the chief.

89. I wish I knew farted.

90. Wait a minute.

91. This bottle just gave me my wish, but it-

92. I know who cut the chief.

93. It must have been one of us.

94. And it wasn't me, so it must have been you.

95. Yeah.

96. No way butt knocker.

97. Besides, there's nothing any chicken that bottle.

98. There's nothing but a dead mouse in there.

99. You dumb-ass.

100. It must like farted before it died.

101. I'm way butted.

102. Don't call me butt knocker.

103. Give me my genie bottle back.

104. If that's a real genie bottle, let's see it give you another wish.

105. I gotta think that's something to wish for.

106. Let's see.

107. Wait a minute.

108. Wishing sucks.

109. Having a beavers build more prisons while butthead reassures our animals.

110. Stay tuned.

111. I wish for something cool.

112. Or something.

113. Bunga-gonga-gonga.

114. Nothing cool happened, beavers.

115. Yeah.

116. That's pretty cool.

117. Oh, no, it's not butt-wad.

118. You better get rid of that damn bottle, beavers.

119. That mouse stinks.

120. All right, people.

121. I have just been informed that your remaining classes

122. are postponed until we locate the source of the even more vile than usual order in this room.

123. Everybody report to the cafeteria now.

124. Yeah.

125. Cool.

126. Yeah.

127. Feet.

128. I told you this mouse would give me a cool wish.

129. I wish I had a matcho.

130. Yeah.

131. And I wish I could score.

132. Yeah, I wish I had a scoring right now.

133. I know it's 20 chicks.

134. I'll have the same time.

135. Bunga-gonga-gonga.

136. I wish you'd get rid of that smelly bottle.

137. Nothing's happening.

138. That sucks.

139. Yeah, really.

140. It sucks and it stinks.

141. Get rid of that bottle, beavers, before I smack you.

142. No, you.

143. You have to leave it in the cafeteria.

144. Isn't it cool?

145. Go fight, to me.

146. Yeah, go fight.

147. Yeah, yeah, chicks.

148. Yeah, yeah, here are some chicks.

149. Yeah.

150. Eh, not so fast, beavers.

151. Those aren't chicks.

152. I mean, those are that bear commercial where those poor dudes come in and it's like

153. ladies night and they're dressed up like chicks.

154. No way, really?

155. Yeah.

156. It's really dumb.

157. I'll wait for it.

158. I'm really.

159. Yeah.

160. That's a pretty nice boob for a dude.

161. Yeah, I guess so.

162. Yeah.

163. Whoa, check it out.

164. She's got a boner switchblade.

165. Yeah, yeah.

166. Yeah, cool.

167. I'll save you, baby.

168. I'll save you.

169. How long have you been doing with me?

170. It's like one of those movies where the kicking ass of the restaurant.

171. My guy comes out and says,

172. your crab style is very good.

173. I put it no match for my flying crane style.

174. Yeah.

175. Except this is a bear commercial.

176. I like when girls fight.

177. They're like,

178. yeah, she called me a bitch.

179. I'm in here a flat.

180. I mean, again, we'll go outside and we'll see who the slut is, bitch.

181. Come down, baby.

182. Yeah, you slut.

183. Yeah, yeah, bitch.

184. Ah.

185. Ah.

186. Yeah.

187. I should have done this with the beginning of the video.

188. Yeah, I'm not raffling you.

189. I was in the cafeteria and I found this bottle with a dead mouse in it.

190. So I took it to the bottling plant and they gave me 20 bucks not to tell anyone.

191. Because it'll be bad for business and stuff.

192. Me cool.

193. Yeah, that sounds kind of like the mouse we found.

194. I mean, yeah.

195. Well, I smell another mouse.

196. You.

197. No creature is stirring, not even a mouse.

198. I just got to choose.

199. Now that means you gotta give us a wish.

200. Yes.

201. Let's say you.

202. I got one.

203. I wish you hadn't farted.

204. What the hell is that?

205. What the hell was that?

206. What?

207. Yeah, what did he say?

208. Hey, buddy, I think I understood what he said.

209. Hey, I think he said river.

210. Good here, be this.

211. So like, this song must be about like this river.

212. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

213. Well, is that a buffalo?

214. I think it's a wolf.

215. A buffalo could kick a wolf's ass, buddy.

216. Damn it, be this.

217. A buffalo's.

218. Wolves eat buffalo.

219. That's what they do for a living.

220. I'm not gonna argue with you, buddy.

221. Moracy could probably kick a buffalo's ass.

222. Shut up, buddy, buffle and roll.

223. Well, I just heard another word.

224. I think he said two.

225. Good two, buddy.

226. That's not a word. That's a number.

227. Well, someone I heard it.

228. Maybe there's like two buffalo.

229. Yeah, or maybe two wolves.

230. Shut up, buddy.

231. Check it out, be this.

232. There's a chicken or river.

233. Oh yeah, see?

234. So that's why he said river.

235. See?

236. See?

237. See that river?

238. Because there's a chicken or river.

239. See?

240. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

241. All right.

242. Yeah.

243. Okay, baby.