1. You know what sucks, baby?
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2. Um, yeah.
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3. You know what else sucks?
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4. What?
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5. Nothing ever happens.
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6. Yeah, that sucks.
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7. Yeah, that's a smoke alarm.
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8. Damn it, baby.
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9. Did you burn another burrito?
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10. Oh, thanks home.
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11. We need to just take the batteries out of that damn thing.
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12. Yeah, but then what if they're like, uh, I'm hit.
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13. I'm hit.
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14. What?
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15. I'm hit.
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16. Oh, it's freaking me out.
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17. Yeah.
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18. This is weird.
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19. I'm hit.
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20. I have a sore throat, but it's.
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21. It's a time scratchy when I talk.
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22. Uh, yeah, sore throat.
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23. Really?
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24. Yeah.
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25. You're always like, yeah.
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26. I sound like that.
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27. I'm just gonna beat quiet for a while because my forever.
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28. Okay.
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29. Good.
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30. Sometimes starts in so long.
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31. You sound really stupid most of the time.
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32. You're like, yeah, yeah, that's pretty cool because.
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33. I'm not gonna say anything cool.
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34. It's gonna be quiet.
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35. Ow.
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36. Ow.
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37. Ow.
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38. What's that guy padding is that stomach for?
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39. I mean, maybe he's got like a heart wrap in his shirt.
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40. He's like, we're done with this video.
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41. I'm gonna let you out.
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42. I'm gonna give you a carrot when I'm six year lag.
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43. I'll see that's what I'm talking about right there.
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44. They're going, the baby's about to wrap it or to stomach.
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45. What the hell is this dude saying?
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46. It's like, you're saying, pride egg, pride egg, pride egg.
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47. I'm crying.
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48. I'm crying.
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49. I'm crying.
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50. Whoa.
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51. Cool.
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52. It's just like one of those airplane crashes on TV.
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53. Yeah.
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54. I wonder if he's like dead or something.
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55. Ask him.
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56. Excuse me, sir.
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57. You dead.
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58. What did he say?
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59. I think he said.
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60. Oh, yeah, yeah.
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61. You know what we have to do, be the, yeah.
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62. Get a video camera.
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63. Yeah.
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64. Maybe we'll get on America's funniest home videos.
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65. This is gonna be cool.
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66. Whoa.
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67. Hey, stop.
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68. We need a ride because there's like this plane that crashed.
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69. You stay here.
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70. We'll get help.
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71. That's fuck.
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72. Yeah.
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73. We saw him first.
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74. Damn it.
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75. Hey.
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76. Oh.
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77. Stop.
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78. Hey.
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79. Oh.
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80. Damn it.
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81. Oh.
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82. Oh.
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83. Uh.
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84. We need a ride into town.
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85. Yeah.
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86. We gotta go get a camcorder.
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87. Where's the plane?
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88. Uh.
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89. Over there.
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90. Your boys may have saved the life.
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91. Your heroes probably are not from TV.
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92. Cool.
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93. Yeah.
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94. Next.
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95. Beavis takes you on a fairy tale tour of Huns Christian Anderson's Copenhagen.
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96. Stay tuned.
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97. It all began with a mile high joy ride on a fateful June day.
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98. I was doing shots of tequila and licking the salt.
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99. I suddenly realized I wasn't flying the plane.
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100. I said, this is it.
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101. I'm gonna die.
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102. Two young boys were relaxing outside when they heard the roar of Bud's plane.
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103. Uh.
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104. Look.
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105. It's a plane.
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106. Uh.
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107. Yeah.
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108. What's something wrong?
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109. Bud's playing crashed into a thick of trees.
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110. It was a total wreck, leaving Bud trapped and barely alive.
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111. There was clearly nothing to do but encourage Bud to hang on.
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112. Uh.
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113. Don't die and stuff.
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114. Steve Furlong was on his way home.
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115. Yeah, I saw these two phantac boys and they were waving to get my attention.
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116. Uh.
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117. The boys explained what happened.
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118. Furlong went for help.
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119. Within 15 minutes, Bud was airlifted to county hospital, safe and alive.
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120. Today, he's fully recovered and flying for a commercial airline.
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121. Thanks to these two boys, Beavis and Bud.
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122. So glad to meet you guys.
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123. Hey, Beavis.
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124. He's got the Playboy channel.
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125. Cool.
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126. And now, the twisted Madame Olga will teach you a lesson you'll never forget.
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127. I think there's a tail from the crib.
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128. All right.
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129. I'm back, you'll move.
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130. Uh.
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131. I don't think so, Beavis.
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132. I don't see the crib keeper.
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133. Oh, yeah.
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134. Now that's that crib keeper he's got like wrinkled up skin and everything.
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135. Yeah.
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136. I always wonder what his nut sack looks like.
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137. You're a prevert, Beavis.
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138. Oh, you know, I'm just like, you know, probably really scary, but...
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139. Yeah!
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140. What do you mean, boy even knows?
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141. Shut up, Beavis.
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142. I'm gonna kick you in the nut sack.
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143. Mad Tranny.
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144. Here's a little tail from my nut sack.
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145. That's enough, Beavis.
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146. Beavis.
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147. You know, pretty good.
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148. And those are like the sunglasses you're grandma wears, Beavis.
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149. You like, I'm going out to get the medicine and a cardless belt.
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150. Oh, Beavis, how do you go?
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151. Go get your grandma some glasses.
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152. Yeah.
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153. And you're like, get them yourself but months.
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154. Really?
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155. Get them yourself.
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156. Well, but it, but it'll get out of there.
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157. I even see something.
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158. Look.
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159. Yeah.
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160. There's a lot of but wiggling and but snapping and like people sticking their butts out.
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161. Yeah.
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162. That's what we need.
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163. And it's like this guy's going around sticking his butt out going.
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164. Jamalin unscrew it.
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165. Do the whole truck twist.
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166. Boy, that is some nasty stuff.
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167. These guys understand the importance of a good butt.
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168. Sometimes a disaster shows you you're not alone.
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169. People really do care.
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170. Beavis and Butthead restored my faith in humanity.
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171. Fuck.
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172. I want to see something with Chiff.
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173. Next on Rescue 911.
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174. Margot was skinny dipping when she felt something biting her foot.
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175. When we got her unsure I listened for a heartbeat.
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176. But there wasn't any so I had to use CPR.
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177. One, two, three.
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178. Yeah.
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179. Five.
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180. Yeah.
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181. Whoa.
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182. It's not.
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183. It's not.
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184. It's not.
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185. I've only seen this video before.
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186. I don't know.
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187. It's hard to tell.
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188. Yeah.
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189. I think I've seen a video like this before where like the music was all fast and loud and guys were like you know banging their heads like this.
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190. Oh yeah.
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191. I remember that one.
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192. It was cool.
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193. This music is like nice peaceful music.
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194. Yeah, it's like good if you want to just you know like just kind of mellow out or something.
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195. Yeah.
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196. Oh, check it out.
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197. He's like some kind of fine-topic dude.
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198. If I was a fine-topic I'd like to do a experiment you know or like I'd like to get a check in and I'd say okay check.
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199. I'm gonna have to ask you to get naked and then I'm gonna experiment with your moves.
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200. Yeah.
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201. Oh, cool.
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202. See look I think this dude's trying to catch this chick and then like do experiment on her.
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203. Oh yeah.
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204. I was like that movie we saw or that dude had that chicken as basement.
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205. He was gonna like cut her skin off and stuff.
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206. Yeah, that was a good movie.
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207. I was like now like some of those movies were like no way.
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208. Yeah.
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209. Like remember that movie the right stuff?
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210. Oh yeah, yeah.
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211. That was stupid.
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212. That's never gonna happen.
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213. Like that movie alive.
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214. That was a good idea but that would never happen.
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215. Like a plane would really crash like that you know.
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