Beavis and Butt-head 5x27

Directed by Mike Judge

The boys are featured on a ""Rescue 911"" show after they help rescue the pilot of a crashed plane.

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1. You know what sucks, baby?

2. Um, yeah.

3. You know what else sucks?

4. What?

5. Nothing ever happens.

6. Yeah, that sucks.

7. Yeah, that's a smoke alarm.

8. Damn it, baby.

9. Did you burn another burrito?

10. Oh, thanks home.

11. We need to just take the batteries out of that damn thing.

12. Yeah, but then what if they're like, uh, I'm hit.

13. I'm hit.

14. What?

15. I'm hit.

16. Oh, it's freaking me out.

17. Yeah.

18. This is weird.

19. I'm hit.

20. I have a sore throat, but it's.

21. It's a time scratchy when I talk.

22. Uh, yeah, sore throat.

23. Really?

24. Yeah.

25. You're always like, yeah.

26. I sound like that.

27. I'm just gonna beat quiet for a while because my forever.

28. Okay.

29. Good.

30. Sometimes starts in so long.

31. You sound really stupid most of the time.

32. You're like, yeah, yeah, that's pretty cool because.

33. I'm not gonna say anything cool.

34. It's gonna be quiet.

35. Ow.

36. Ow.

37. Ow.

38. What's that guy padding is that stomach for?

39. I mean, maybe he's got like a heart wrap in his shirt.

40. He's like, we're done with this video.

41. I'm gonna let you out.

42. I'm gonna give you a carrot when I'm six year lag.

43. I'll see that's what I'm talking about right there.

44. They're going, the baby's about to wrap it or to stomach.

45. What the hell is this dude saying?

46. It's like, you're saying, pride egg, pride egg, pride egg.

47. I'm crying.

48. I'm crying.

49. I'm crying.

50. Whoa.

51. Cool.

52. It's just like one of those airplane crashes on TV.

53. Yeah.

54. I wonder if he's like dead or something.

55. Ask him.

56. Excuse me, sir.

57. You dead.

58. What did he say?

59. I think he said.

60. Oh, yeah, yeah.

61. You know what we have to do, be the, yeah.

62. Get a video camera.

63. Yeah.

64. Maybe we'll get on America's funniest home videos.

65. This is gonna be cool.

66. Whoa.

67. Hey, stop.

68. We need a ride because there's like this plane that crashed.

69. You stay here.

70. We'll get help.

71. That's fuck.

72. Yeah.

73. We saw him first.

74. Damn it.

75. Hey.

76. Oh.

77. Stop.

78. Hey.

79. Oh.

80. Damn it.

81. Oh.

82. Oh.

83. Uh.

84. We need a ride into town.

85. Yeah.

86. We gotta go get a camcorder.

87. Where's the plane?

88. Uh.

89. Over there.

90. Your boys may have saved the life.

91. Your heroes probably are not from TV.

92. Cool.

93. Yeah.

94. Next.

95. Beavis takes you on a fairy tale tour of Huns Christian Anderson's Copenhagen.

96. Stay tuned.

97. It all began with a mile high joy ride on a fateful June day.

98. I was doing shots of tequila and licking the salt.

99. I suddenly realized I wasn't flying the plane.

100. I said, this is it.

101. I'm gonna die.

102. Two young boys were relaxing outside when they heard the roar of Bud's plane.

103. Uh.

104. Look.

105. It's a plane.

106. Uh.

107. Yeah.

108. What's something wrong?

109. Bud's playing crashed into a thick of trees.

110. It was a total wreck, leaving Bud trapped and barely alive.

111. There was clearly nothing to do but encourage Bud to hang on.

112. Uh.

113. Don't die and stuff.

114. Steve Furlong was on his way home.

115. Yeah, I saw these two phantac boys and they were waving to get my attention.

116. Uh.

117. The boys explained what happened.

118. Furlong went for help.

119. Within 15 minutes, Bud was airlifted to county hospital, safe and alive.

120. Today, he's fully recovered and flying for a commercial airline.

121. Thanks to these two boys, Beavis and Bud.

122. So glad to meet you guys.

123. Hey, Beavis.

124. He's got the Playboy channel.

125. Cool.

126. And now, the twisted Madame Olga will teach you a lesson you'll never forget.

127. I think there's a tail from the crib.

128. All right.

129. I'm back, you'll move.

130. Uh.

131. I don't think so, Beavis.

132. I don't see the crib keeper.

133. Oh, yeah.

134. Now that's that crib keeper he's got like wrinkled up skin and everything.

135. Yeah.

136. I always wonder what his nut sack looks like.

137. You're a prevert, Beavis.

138. Oh, you know, I'm just like, you know, probably really scary, but...

139. Yeah!

140. What do you mean, boy even knows?

141. Shut up, Beavis.

142. I'm gonna kick you in the nut sack.

143. Mad Tranny.

144. Here's a little tail from my nut sack.

145. That's enough, Beavis.

146. Beavis.

147. You know, pretty good.

148. And those are like the sunglasses you're grandma wears, Beavis.

149. You like, I'm going out to get the medicine and a cardless belt.

150. Oh, Beavis, how do you go?

151. Go get your grandma some glasses.

152. Yeah.

153. And you're like, get them yourself but months.

154. Really?

155. Get them yourself.

156. Well, but it, but it'll get out of there.

157. I even see something.

158. Look.

159. Yeah.

160. There's a lot of but wiggling and but snapping and like people sticking their butts out.

161. Yeah.

162. That's what we need.

163. And it's like this guy's going around sticking his butt out going.

164. Jamalin unscrew it.

165. Do the whole truck twist.

166. Boy, that is some nasty stuff.

167. These guys understand the importance of a good butt.

168. Sometimes a disaster shows you you're not alone.

169. People really do care.

170. Beavis and Butthead restored my faith in humanity.

171. Fuck.

172. I want to see something with Chiff.

173. Next on Rescue 911.

174. Margot was skinny dipping when she felt something biting her foot.

175. When we got her unsure I listened for a heartbeat.

176. But there wasn't any so I had to use CPR.

177. One, two, three.

178. Yeah.

179. Five.

180. Yeah.

181. Whoa.

182. It's not.

183. It's not.

184. It's not.

185. I've only seen this video before.

186. I don't know.

187. It's hard to tell.

188. Yeah.

189. I think I've seen a video like this before where like the music was all fast and loud and guys were like you know banging their heads like this.

190. Oh yeah.

191. I remember that one.

192. It was cool.

193. This music is like nice peaceful music.

194. Yeah, it's like good if you want to just you know like just kind of mellow out or something.

195. Yeah.

196. Oh, check it out.

197. He's like some kind of fine-topic dude.

198. If I was a fine-topic I'd like to do a experiment you know or like I'd like to get a check in and I'd say okay check.

199. I'm gonna have to ask you to get naked and then I'm gonna experiment with your moves.

200. Yeah.

201. Oh, cool.

202. See look I think this dude's trying to catch this chick and then like do experiment on her.

203. Oh yeah.

204. I was like that movie we saw or that dude had that chicken as basement.

205. He was gonna like cut her skin off and stuff.

206. Yeah, that was a good movie.

207. I was like now like some of those movies were like no way.

208. Yeah.

209. Like remember that movie the right stuff?

210. Oh yeah, yeah.

211. That was stupid.

212. That's never gonna happen.

213. Like that movie alive.

214. That was a good idea but that would never happen.

215. Like a plane would really crash like that you know.