Beavis and Butt-head 5x26

Directed by Mike Judge

The school librarian helps Beavis & Butt-head do research for a report on the woman they admire most... they admire her butt.

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1. And that's why the woman I most admire is recording artist Katie Lang.

2. Thank you Cassandra.

3. Okay, let's see who hasn't gone yet.

4. Uh, Beavis, are you ready to inspire us with your report?

5. Ah!

6. Your next dill hole.

7. Come on Beavis, stand up and tell us about the woman you admire most.

8. Um, oh yeah.

9. Okay.

10. Go ahead, reveal to us the identity of this profoundly influential female.

11. Oh yeah.

12. Um, uh, my mom.

13. You wuth.

14. But, head, I hope your oral report is a little wider in scope than Davises.

15. Uh, the woman I admire most is, uh, Beavis's mom.

16. Oh yeah, I've seen this before.

17. Let's check Beavis herself on the head later.

18. It's cool.

19. Yeah, you know what this band is called?

20. It's called Seven Year Bitch.

21. It's like, when a band has a name like Seven Year Bitch, it's like, they don't need to be very good.

22. We have some fun, ladies.

23. Yeah, we have some fun, ladies.

24. Uh, okay.

25. Okay, here it comes.

26. Here she goes.

27. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

28. Come on, come on.

29. Yeah.

30. It kind of looks like she got a little special feeling from doing that.

31. Uh, I think the song is supposed to be like, how we're all like stupid and stuff.

32. What do you mean?

33. You mean like, where are stupid or like, like everybody's stupid or, dammit, Beavis, I don't know.

34. I'm not some rocket, uh, some rocket ship or something.

35. Uh, we need to learn about chicks.

36. Yeah.

37. I assume you mean the 51% of our population known as women.

38. Uh, no.

39. We want chicks.

40. Yeah.

41. In the words of the great feminist anthem, I am woman, hear me roar.

42. And she wants you.

43. Yeah.

44. Probably.

45. Well, boys, I'm happy to tell you that I have set aside a whole section of featured books in honor of women's history month.

46. I think Susan B. Anthony is an excellent place to start.

47. Or perhaps this biography about the pioneering psychologist, Dr. Carla Horny is a better choice.

48. You find psychology funny.

49. Yeah.

50. Wait a minute.

51. I've got just the thing.

52. I bet you do.

53. It's up here somewhere.

54. Oh, yes.

55. Here it is.

56. Sarah Dewey.

57. Wife of the man whose name graces our wonderful Dewey decimal system.

58. Cool.

59. I thought you boys were feeling fired.

60. Oh, here's another one.

61. Pippy life may be groovy, but when Beavis and Bud-Ed join a commune, what a bum trip.

62. Stay tuned.

63. Uh, here, why don't I help you get started?

64. You'll need some paper.

65. Set your margins and we'll start.

66. Beasts a statement.

67. Many researchers today believe that Sarah Dewey was in fact the inventor of the famed Dewey decimal system.

68. Uh, and in conclusion, we believe it should be changed to the Dewey decimal system.

69. Because, uh, she would probably keep her name if they're partner.

70. Yep.

71. What's truly equal, cool.

72. Yeah.

73. It's not what.

74. I'm super impressed.

75. Well, class, this report leaves little doubt that Sarah Dewey is the woman Beavis and Bud-Ed admire most.

76. Uh, no.

77. The chick I most admire is that librarian chick.

78. What?

79. I don't understand.

80. Yeah.

81. It's like, first we almost saw a button and then she did all the work for us.

82. Like, we just sat there and didn't do anything.

83. It's up like, look at her legs.

84. Yeah.

85. She rolled.

86. She rolled.

87. Death again.

88. Whoa, check it out.

89. Oh, ah, scream Reaper again.

90. Wow.

91. Look at that big boat.

92. These videos are funny now.

93. Yeah

94. These guys should be on that show to state

95. Because it's a sock

96. Oh, what is that thing? It's like these guys suck so bad. That's go to their concert and these armor vehicles

97. No, I hear him he looks a little better in this video. It's like he doesn't look as ugly

98. Never mind. Yeah

99. Too bad he's not good looking like me I think it's supposed to be Wolverine

100. That's not Wolverine

101. No, no, that's not Wolverine. I know the like you know in England

102. They probably like drum different cuz they're dumb. No

103. That's not Wolverine. Yeah, it is, but it's just like you know a little different than the American Wolverine

104. That is not Wolverine, but okay, okay, but months. It's not Wolverine who cares?

105. I'll just shut the hell up so at least I can have a good time watching this crap

106. Wow, how can you have a good time? That was not really Wolverine. Did you think it was?

107. Leave us shut up

108. This fucks yeah, what advantage reason make us do this crap

109. I hate these damn things

110. And what was all that crappy said about us not respecting chicks. Oh no no no that doesn't go there

111. If you'd paid closer attention during our research

112. You'd remember that books with the Dory decimal numbers starting with the number nine go up here

113. Let me show you

114. I

115. Now you should be able to see the inherent beauty of the Dory decimal system. I see the beauty

116. I'm it let's put off

117. No, I think this is a shampoo commercial

118. No, not you don't this is this is the world

119. I'll come you always watch columnundo be the

120. Oh, yeah, seems like they always have some big fat host on telemundo

121. I'm like I'll dorky looking and I'm like all the chicks are really good looking

122. That guy's cool. Yeah, he always walks up to the checks with his microphone and goes

123. Have a de scores constantly. Yeah

124. Yeah, I think I'm gonna do I'm gonna shave my chest like these dudes

125. I'm on one of these crap I learned a death like that and then I will score all the time

126. Instead of doing that why don't you just like talk all that Spanish stuff? I would probably work

127. Yeah, I'm gonna try becoming one of those big fat dudes

128. Let's feel it kind of sucks. This isn't even the music really. This is just like that kind of crap that guy plays down at the organ store

129. The mall one of those ten thousand dollar organs. How much for your organs?

130. That'll be ten thousand dollars fun. Please don't touch it