Beavis and Butt-head 5x25

Directed by Mike Judge

Beavis & Butt-head sit in on Mr. Anderson's poker game and try to collect all the cards.

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1. Packaging

2. And Tom we're kind of between Orocca in a hard place

3. Why there's no show he's wife's got him mocked up tonight

4. Oh dammit

5. You know, they know good without a fourth

6. What about those boys you got working in the yard?

7. You gotta think the two of them together can handle the tea at the table.

8. Let them inside the house.

9. Do they even have any money?

10. Well, I guess they got what I owe them for the yard work.

11. Hell, by the end of the night figure I could have the job done for nothing.

12. Old people.

13. I got the base they are.

14. What?

15. You know, old people. You know the guy in that commercial you know, is that all dude you know?

16. I got the base they are.

17. I don't know what you're talking about, bebos.

18. Nut's back. Shut up with it.

19. Don't call me that.

20. Daddy doesn't understand me.

21. Yeah, really.

22. Woman.

23. It must really suck to have a dad who's like still around after you're born.

24. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I wonder what that's like.

25. This guy's dad seems pretty cool, though.

26. Yeah.

27. That's too bad he's got a whoosh for a son.

28. Yeah, really.

29. That's like, this guy's dad tried to do something nice for him and take him on a picnic.

30. Yeah, yeah.

31. He just like runs away and acts like a little whoo-see.

32. If they took me out on a picnic, I like scarf down all the food and then you know like run around.

33. I'm like putting in some people's pants and all that stuff.

34. Yeah.

35. It's a psychobilly freak out.

36. Yeah, yeah, it's a psychobilly freak out.

37. This dude is weird.

38. He's like our kind of people.

39. I think I used to see this guy down at Maxi Mart playing video games all day and drinking slushies.

40. Oh, yeah.

41. I already got a million points on centipede once.

42. Yeah.

43. He's cool.

44. Oh, yeah.

45. It's a psychobilly freak out.

46. Yeah, yeah.

47. That's what it is, buddy.

48. Yeah.

49. It's a psychobilly freak out.

50. Everybody burn your pants.

51. Yeah.

52. Yeah.

53. You put it.

54. What kind of music is this?

55. Yeah.

56. I tell you what it is.

57. I think it's like some kind of country music.

58. But it's like country music after you've been playing centipede for like 24 hours.

59. Yeah.

60. This would make good music to play while you're playing centipede.

61. It's like, you know, centipede going around.

62. Yeah.

63. I bet you could score a lot of points.

64. Yeah.

65. Yeah.

66. Yeah.

67. Yeah.

68. Yeah.

69. Yeah.

70. Yeah.

71. Yeah.

72. Yeah.

73. Yeah.

74. Yeah.

75. Yeah.

76. Yeah.

77. Yeah.

78. Three razors will test the Gownies.

79. Cool.

80. Yeah.

81. He fell his own board.

82. I got it.

83. Good enough then.

84. Let's get busy, boys.

85. Whoa.

86. Yeah.

87. Cool.

88. Give me that one.

89. Give me that one.

90. Oh wait.

91. Yeah.

92. Let her get your own.

93. Come on, give me some.

94. What do you say there are bobs here the man?

95. I'll build a bug.

96. Dusty?

97. I mean, boys.

98. Boys.

99. What?

100. Y'all in?

101. What if I mean?

102. Well, you can fold and give me your cards or throw in a blue chip and stay in the game.

103. Okay.

104. Card?

105. Three.

106. I'll take two.

107. Boys?

108. Come on, boys.

109. Uh, huh?

110. How many cards you need?

111. You can take up to three.

112. Yeah, yeah, three.

113. Three.

114. Three.

115. Discards, please.

116. What?

117. If you want three cards, you gotta give me three of those.

118. No way.

119. Yeah.

120. You already got the whole deck to look at.

121. Butthole.

122. Yeah.

123. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

124. It's broke.

125. War beevism butthead after this.

126. Hey, be the boys.

127. Oh, yeah.

128. Come on, now, Dusty, while we're young.

129. All right, you ready?

130. Keep your bridges on.

131. Tom, I'll see your three.

132. I'll see your three.

133. And I'll raise you three of my own.

134. Good enough then.

135. Boys, that'll be a nine or two y'all.

136. Uh, we got like one white one.

137. Right, that ain't gonna get you there, boy.

138. You wanna stay in, you're gonna have to go light.

139. Okay.

140. Y'all know what that means?

141. Uh, uh, no.

142. Means you lose, you hop on that payment plan to the winner.

143. Well, I don't know what time.

144. Are these boys good for it?

145. Well, I tell you what, I'll throw in for you.

146. But if y'all go down, you're gonna be on me some elbow grease.

147. Uh, okay.

148. Nine for the boys and here's my six.

149. Three more for me, boys.

150. And we're gonna find us a happy man.

151. Hey, where's our new cards?

152. Look, I've told you every time you get new cards once per hand.

153. Now, what do you have, boys?

154. Two pair, Jackson boys.

155. Bitch me.

156. Well, I'd like to thank y'all for kindly coming over

157. and y'all and welcome back anytime.

158. I got me a two pair, but this year's the Cowboys and their sweeties.

159. Two pairs, is that all?

160. We got four pairs of boobs and one butt.

161. Boobs are cool.

162. Oh, the boys got a flood.

163. Say what?

164. Yeah, that's just right.

165. Take a look.

166. What in the hell?

167. Damn it.

168. You in, boys.

169. Yes.

170. Yes.

171. Yes.

172. Yes.

173. Well, check it out.

174. What did it?

175. The turd burglar.

176. Hey.

177. You mean the hamburger, dude?

178. Oh, he's a turd burglar.

179. Oh, yeah.

180. And...

181. We're gonna see dumb-ass.

182. How can we be the only one wearing makeup?

183. It's like him and the band all got together and stuff.

184. And I said, okay, man, we're all gonna wear some scary makeup tomorrow.

185. It's gonna be really cool.

186. We're gonna kick some ass.

187. But then this dumb-ass will be the only one to do it.

188. Do it, but enough to do it.

189. The other dudes are probably like,

190. you put makeup on, you dumb-ass.

191. We were just joking.

192. Okay.

193. Boy, this is horrible.

194. Don't say that, buddy.

195. I kind of feel sorry for these guys.

196. Yeah.

197. I'm just kidding.

198. I'm just kidding.

199. Whoa.

200. If I had a mic like that,

201. it's like I'd stick a mic into every end.

202. So I'd have like four mics,

203. and then I'd eat four times of loud.

204. Uh, no, you wouldn't.

205. You can only sing into one end at a time, bevast.

206. How do I put it around really fast?

207. Bevast, doesn't matter how fast you spin it around,

208. you'd still only be singing into one mic at a time.

209. No, no, but I mean, I'm talking about...

210. I'd like to crawl it around really fast.

211. I mean, like, just really fast.

212. I'm like, hey, you like that?

213. Yeah, I guess that might work.

214. Cool.

215. Rock, smash, scissors.

216. That was pretty cool that Anderson let us keep these chips

217. instead of like giving them back for a bunch of quarters.

218. Yeah, these blue ones are worth a lot more.

219. Paper, smash, scissors.

220. Ah!

221. Waiting a cool.

222. Oh, it isn't.

223. Fuck.

224. What is this?

225. Uh, yeah, yeah, poison.

226. Oh, man, this is poison.

227. This is so horrible.

228. I can't even begin to talk about how much this sucks.

229. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

230. Look at these butt knockers.

231. Yeah.

232. Ooh, let me tell you what I want.

233. Ah!

234. Ah!

235. Shit.

236. Remember back when they used to like play videos by these guys all the time?

237. Yeah, that really sucked.

238. Yeah, it's a good thing they're gone.

239. Yeah, really.

240. Wait a minute, that dude right there?

241. I think he's not dude who drives a snack truck now.

242. Oh, yeah.

243. That's right, he's got like a mustache now and he's just got long hair in the back.

244. Yeah, yeah, that's him.

245. I bet these guys like practice their little woosey dance moves.

246. It's hard to freeze for a kid and two.

247. Okay.

248. Poison.

249. I'm like, hey, Bobby, I've smeared my lipstick when I cast my finger.

250. Could I borrow some of yours?

251. You're a little too good at that, Meeva.

252. Bobby, Ceci, and Brett.

253. Don't forget Ricky.