Beavis and Butt-head 5x21

Directed by Mike Judge

Imitating a PBS documentary about Ben Franklin, Beavis and Butt-head get struck by lightning, and attract the interest of ""Betsy Wiener"" from ""Decency In Media.""

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1. You're watching PBS.

2. He said BS.

3. But first he said P.

4. We now return to Great American Minds Part 6, Benjamin Franklin.

5. It was on a rainy Philadelphia night in the middle of a cow pasture, where I tied a metal

6. key to a kite in an attempt to prove my hypothesis of the presence of electricity and lightning.

7. Whoa!

8. That's cool.

9. Get the kite, baby.

10. Cool.

11. This is a happy little tune.

12. Yeah, do you change the channel button?

13. Hey, how about dude who's the host on Family Feud?

14. Oh yeah, yeah.

15. I'm sorry, the correct answer was asked.

16. I have to kick you there right now.

17. I can hear some American words in there, but I can't really tell what he's saying.

18. Yeah, this must be English.

19. I can't really tell what he's saying.

20. England sucks.

21. You know those ass wipes of beetles, they were ruined music.

22. Look at all these dudes always put an ice cream truck in their video.

23. I don't know.

24. I have to like, slow down, stop it.

25. This is gonna be cool.

26. Did you see that one?

27. That one's cool.

28. We should come out and storm more often.

29. Storms roll.

30. Okay, get ready, dude.

31. Damn it.

32. Trees pissed me off.

33. He put it, check it out.

34. He's stuck in the crotch of a tree.

35. Damn it, be the thing.

36. What's going on around?

37. We've got an experiment to do.

38. Let the stupid kite down.

39. Oh yeah.

40. Just get it here.

41. Is this the episode where they say cool and sucks?

42. I love this one.

43. Stay tuned.

44. This one seems okay, but the other one got hit pretty bad.

45. The EKG shows a pulse, but there seems to be little brain activity.

46. Hi Mr. Bothead.

47. Betsy Weiner.

48. Decentcy in media.

49. What's your name?

50. Betsy Weiner.

51. I spoke to the doctor.

52. He says you boys were injured after imitating something you saw on TV.

53. Could you tell me about it?

54. We were watching the TV show that had some like old dude with long hair and glasses.

55. Howard Stern?

56. No.

57. But have you ever seen Howard Stern or listened to his radio show?

58. I think so.

59. Now we're getting somewhere.

60. Tell me more about this TV show.

61. Well this dude like tied his key to a kite and like lightning hit it and stuff.

62. It was pretty cool.

63. So this was portrayed in a glamorous light.

64. Shut up dumb-ass.

65. I'm doing an interview.

66. Well they said that the dude was like really great or something.

67. Quick somebody get me that TV listing.

68. I want to know what was on last night.

69. No it couldn't be.

70. What else were you watching yesterday?

71. I think we saw some videos or something.

72. Hey Bruce.

73. Hey.

74. We have a little chance for the hard job.

75. Tales from the hard side.

76. Yeah.

77. Is that like stories about spitties?

78. Yeah.

79. It's like once upon a time I had a stippy.

80. I live heavily wherever.

81. And that's my tale from the hard side.

82. Like you I'm baby.

83. There you go.

84. I find a story for every stippy I had.

85. I have like several stories.

86. Yeah me too.

87. He put it.

88. He's like jump around and stuff like they're rapping.

89. But like this isn't rapping.

90. It's metal.

91. So what?

92. Leave us.

93. You just don't have any like imagination.

94. I know.

95. I don't want to eat it.

96. Meditation.

97. Fuck.

98. It hurts when I use my imagination.

99. Okay.

100. Whoa.

101. That dude can scream for a long time.

102. Oh wait.

103. Hey.

104. Check this out.

105. Shit.

106. Shit.

107. Shit.

108. Shit.

109. Shit.

110. Shit.

111. Shit.

112. Shit.

113. Shit.

114. Shit.

115. Shit.

116. Shit.

117. Shit.

118. Shit.

119. Shit.

120. Shit.

121. Shit.

122. It's not all these people.

123. You know what rules about hospitals?

124. All the free ice cream?

125. No.

126. You don't have to get out of bed to take a whiff.

127. I took a dump in my mind.

128. Check this out.

129. Uh...

130. Bring us some more ice cream and some of that stuff for pain.

131. Yeah.

132. I wonder why everybody doesn't do that.

133. Yeah.

134. Hey, check it out. It's a chick.

135. These two boys were left unsupervised watching music videos that depicted rock stars they thought were cool.

136. I understand that in one of the videos there was fire, explosions and even lightning.

137. We're not saying there was a connection but certainly the coincidence is difficult to ignore.

138. It's obvious that kids are imitating what they see.

139. That chick is stupid.

140. Yeah.

141. I hope nobody imitates her.

142. Yeah.

143. You better check it out.

144. Let us put the man and woman together and find out which one is martyr.

145. Oh cool.

146. What language is this?

147. I think it's like French, really, or Mexican or something.

148. I'll be there.

149. I can sing and French check the rock.

150. Amishigabatoma kata mijaki, lo kata ponga jata.

151. Oh kaa.

152. That's pretty good, baby.

153. You sound just like those dudes.

154. Well, check it out.

155. That's a guy from my three sons.

156. That's Ernie from my three sons.

157. Back in the doorway.

158. Check that out.

159. Hey, Uncle Charlie.

160. Seems like a lot of work to me.

161. Hey, Uncle Charlie.

162. I think I'll go one on a stupid dark outfit.

163. And go dance like a wasp for a while.

164. Hey, Uncle Charlie.

165. I think me and Chip are going to go dance around like a bunch of dorks.

166. And then like, Uncle Charlie, if like, damn it, Ernie.

167. I'm trying to make a cake here.

168. Well, you get out of the kitchen and quit.

169. I think I got dark.

170. My three sons of bitches.