Beavis and Butt-head 5x20

Directed by Mike Judge

Beavis and Butt-head go to the animal shelter to get a dog, and find one that really likes Beavis.

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1. Music

2. We'll be right back with more of the life cycle of the Dung Beetle right after this.

3. Dung.

4. Dung!

5. It's cold in here.

6. Hey, buddy, that dog just talked!

7. He did not.

8. Dung asked.

9. Won't you please take me into your nice, poor home?

10. They have lived our home.

11. It's like communicating telepathetically.

12. Every year we kill thousands of dogs like the one you see here,

13. just because they weren't adopted in time.

14. We don't like to do it, but we have to.

15. It's the law.

16. Adopted dog now.

17. Before it's too late.

18. Hey, beavers.

19. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

20. Yeah, he is.

21. His teeth are pretty cool.

22. He's talking to us.

23. Music

24. He's thinking.

25. He's thinking.

26. Oh, I see.

27. You tapped yourself on the side of the head to think.

28. I haven't tried that.

29. Music

30. Music

31. Music

32. Music

33. This guy pronounces words weird.

34. A little bit more than you could ever say.

35. Music

36. Music

37. Music

38. Music

39. I think that's the way they talk and like, what's oldvania?

40. And I was like thinking he was from California.

41. Music

42. Music

43. What's that dude's problem?

44. It's like he's a little too into the music.

45. Yeah, really.

46. Kind of embarrassing.

47. Yeah, the other dudes in the band are probably like going, uh,

48. God, I wish he wouldn't do that.

49. Whoa, what's he doing?

50. Come on, come on, open it up.

51. Come on, give me my damn candy bar back.

52. I wasn't done yet.

53. That looks stupid, baby.

54. That looks kind of funny.

55. You know, baby, stop trying to be funny.

56. I ain't.

57. Music

58. Music

59. Music

60. Music

61. Music

62. Music

63. Our dog's going to be cool.

64. Well, I have to like teach him to do cool tricks and stuff.

65. Yeah, sit.

66. Wait, sit.

67. Sit, sit.

68. Sit, I'll kick your ass.

69. That's not a cool trick.

70. A cool trick is like to teach him to like bite stuff.

71. Bite, bite, bite, bite, bite everything.

72. Yeah.

73. We're going to teach him to like bite stuff that sucks.

74. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

75. This is going to be cool.

76. Hi, can I help you?

77. Uh, we'd like to see the big dogs, please.

78. Yeah, the ones that bite.

79. Yeah, right back there.

80. What?

81. What?

82. Shinsu?

83. What?

84. Whoa.

85. Come here, doggy.

86. Uh, baby?

87. Babe, the test.

88. So come here, doggy.

89. Yeah.

90. Don't worry, dude.

91. Uh, that answer was incorrect.

92. The penalty of death.

93. Was, was, was, was.

94. Leave it.

95. The test.

96. Hurry up.

97. Ow!

98. I did it.

99. We have a winner.

100. Ow.

101. What? Reaks in here.

102. Oh, right. It's this show.

103. Stick around. Be with some butt head.

104. We'll be back.

105. Uh, come on.

106. Ow.

107. Cut it out.

108. Oh, my God.

109. Oh, there, boys.

110. Where do you think you're going with that?

111. We like adopted him.

112. Yeah, he's out.

113. Hey, ain't that sample, boys?

114. Cut it out.

115. You two boys ever taken care of a dog before?

116. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.

117. Get out of the way.

118. Get out of the way.

119. Get out.

120. Well, that ain't important.

121. You look like responsible boys now.

122. You do know what a dog like this eats, don't you?

123. Uh, garbage.

124. Get out.

125. Get out.

126. Well, dog food actually.

127. Dries best.

128. I'll give you boys some coupons before you leave.

129. Okay, now, if your dog goes to the bathroom in the house, what do you do?

130. Rubbish.

131. I kick his ass.

132. Rubbish.

133. Rubbish.

134. No, you can't never hit your dog.

135. No matter what he does.

136. If he takes a dump in my house, I'm going to kick his ass.

137. Okay, now here's a pamphlet on that.

138. Now, if we can just get that $50 adoption fee, uh,

139. I'll tell you what boys, I think we'll just wave that fee.

140. Could you please get that dog out of here?

141. Okay, let me down.

142. No, no, no, no.

143. Get out.

144. Oh no, this is grim reaper.

145. Oh god.

146. Damn it.

147. Oh god.

148. Oh god.

149. Got a bulldog.

150. I think it was a shitsoo.

151. Yeah.

152. Yeah.

153. You know, maybe if they put more suck fans and presents like,

154. people would like, you know, try to stay out of prison.

155. Maybe we have a positive effect on some generations of the youth.

156. We're trying to sound smart.

157. Oh yeah.

158. Actually, I think they should all just get the chair.

159. He's got a fat little face.

160. Yeah.

161. He's got like that really bloated face look like he gets when he eats too many of those

162. urinal myths.

163. What are you talking about, Beavis?

164. You know, you know, it's little round things and urinals.

165. You know, they put their, you know, so you can,

166. you know, like fresh enough after you take the leak.

167. Beavis, you're not supposed to eat those.

168. Oh, come on.

169. Yeah, I know that.

170. Yeah, I'm just getting, you know, dumb ass.

171. Hi, I'm your tour guide.

172. Welcome to the Wolf Gardens.

173. Yeah, it was here that George Washington first chopped off his weener.

174. He didn't even lie.

175. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

176. Like an anchor.

177. Yeah, like an anchor.

178. Like an anchor.

179. Yeah.

180. Like an anchor.

181. It's enough anchor.

182. Anchor, can you say that?

183. Yeah, math, anchor.

184. What you say should be from your own mind.

185. Sup stupid.

186. Yeah, really good.

187. Sometimes I can't hear all those voices in my mind, you know?

188. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, I'm getting some.

189. I'm going to the bathroom.

190. I'm going to the bathroom.

191. I'm going to the bathroom.

192. Hey, Beavis, come here.

193. This fucks.

194. Hey, God, a second.

195. I'll be right out.

196. I'll be right out.

197. I'll be right out.

198. I'll be right out.

199. I'll be right out.

200. Okay, Beavis, throw the stick.

201. Fetch, dog wipe.

202. Don't get it.

203. Check it out, he missed the stick.

204. He's still running, buddy.

205. Yeah, he's like way past it.

206. What a dumb dog.

207. What a dumb-ass.

208. We should get another one.

209. Well, they're like diving into the fish tank.

210. That's cool.

211. I think it's number one.

212. The fish tank, Beavis.

213. I thought those things were just really fancy clear toilets.

214. I mean, you know, I usually take a leak in my face.

215. Beavis, you think everything's a toilet?

216. Well, they're fishing there, right?

217. They go to the bathroom and they're right.

218. So it's a toilet.

219. Yeah, they drink their own willy.

220. Yeah, fish are stupid.

221. They're like, I guess I'll take a dump and then swim around in it.

222. Yeah, I think that sounds pretty cool.

223. Hey, buddy, check this out.

224. Do you like seafood?

225. Yeah.

226. Beavis, that joke only works that you have food in your mouth.

227. Don't mask.

228. Well, is your imagination?