Beavis and Butt-head 5x2

Directed by Mike Judge

Adam Welsh as Stewart Stevenson (voice)

Beavis and Butt-head try to figure out things to do during a two hour period when there is nothing on TV.

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1. That car can't go to the sun again to the ground!

2. Something tells me he's really mad!

3. Well, I'll see, he is Dave!

4. Now he's just acting like a big kid now!

5. Well, that about wraps it up.

6. The world wrestling universe

7. state two of the receivers that is not next to him.

8. What'd you do that for?

9. Me, he he.

10. Nothing's on for two hours, dude.

11. Mm.

12. Oh, hey, hey.

13. Uh, you know what this means, baby?

14. Ha!

15. It means we have to, like, do something.

16. Eh.

17. Meeeeeah!

18. Uh.

19. What?

20. Uh-huh.

21. Yeah, yeah, yeah, smash, yeah.

22. Yeah!

23. Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

24. Yeah, kid, I'm kidding!

25. Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, smash!

26. Yeah!

27. Yeah, yeah, hit him!

28. Oh, you pissed him off now,

29. and you're gonna kick your ass!

30. Yeah, yeah, hit him!

31. Slime him in the middle!

32. I'm gonna kick your ass!

33. I'm gonna kick your ass!

34. Hit him!

35. Yeah, okay, I hit him in the head!

36. Uh.

37. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

38. Yeah, there you go.

39. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

40. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

41. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

42. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

43. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

44. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

45. I am a real American.

46. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

47. It fights for whatever, right?

48. Yeah.

49. Yeah.

50. It fights.

51. It's, like, a good role model.

52. Cause you just, like, did whatever it took to get big.

53. Like, you took those steroid pills.

54. Oh, yeah, yeah, those things.

55. You, like, you shove them up your butt when you have hemorrhoids.

56. No, even those are depositories.

57. These are these pills that make you, like, all big and strong,

58. but then they, like, make your nads shrink.

59. Whoa!

60. What's the point?

61. Yeah, really.

62. It's, like, you know, I may be only, like, above average,

63. sprinks, but it's, like, at least I have a mess around with my nads.

64. Yeah, really?

65. Yeah, really.

66. Train, say your prayers.

67. Eat your body.

68. What?

69. Eat your body.

70. Yeah.

71. Eat your body.

72. Eat your American.

73. Homework sucks.

74. Hey, buddy.

75. How long till something good's on TV?

76. Uh, two hours, dude.

77. Hey, buddy.

78. How long till something good?

79. Give us.

80. Shut up or I'll kick your ass.

81. Hey, buddy.

82. How long?

83. This sucks.

84. What should we do?

85. Uh, maybe we should, like, think of something.

86. Yeah, yeah, cool.

87. Yeah.

88. Yeah.

89. Cool.

90. Hey.

91. Thinking, fuck.

92. I know.

93. Let's stand up.

94. Yeah.

95. Good idea.

96. Uh, that was pretty cool.

97. Now what?

98. Ah.

99. Let's stand again.

100. Uh.

101. Uh.

102. How?

103. Hey, buddy.

104. I think I might throw up.

105. Cool.

106. That might, like, take some time.

107. Yeah.

108. Yeah.

109. Yeah.

110. Yeah.

111. Yeah.

112. Yeah.

113. Yeah.

114. Yeah.

115. Yeah.

116. Yeah.

117. Yeah.

118. Yeah.

119. Yeah.

120. Yeah.

121. Yeah.

122. Uh.

123. I can't do it.

124. Me neither.

125. And there's, like, an hour in a lot of minutes before something's on TV.

126. Time sucks.

127. Hahahaha!

128. Coming up next, Budhead helps an old lady across Snake River Canyon.

129. Stay tuned.

130. Now remember the rules, Beavoth?

131. I throw it at you, then you throw it at me.

132. Hahahaha!

133. Um, I don't get it!

134. How do you win?

135. BOOM!

136. Ow!

137. Hahahaha!

138. Hahahaha!

139. That was cool!

140. Hahahaha!

141. Hahahaha!

142. Hahahaha!

143. What do we do now?

144. Hahahaha!

145. Uh, we could do homework.

146. Hahahaha!

147. Hahahaha!

148. Hahahaha!

149. Hahahaha!

150. Hahahaha!

151. Homework!

152. Hahahaha!

153. Hey guys, what are you doing?

154. Hey Budhead!

155. Stuart can like kill some time.

156. Hahahaha!

157. Yeah.

158. Uh, say something, Stuart.

159. Huh, really?

160. You wanna talk to me?

161. Wow, that's cool.

162. Let's go to the mall.

163. I know this is great new place.

164. Yeah!

165. We can go to my house.

166. I have this awesome new video game.

167. Hahahaha!

168. Hahahaha!

169. Hahahaha!

170. Hahahaha!

171. Hahahaha!

172. Hahahaha!

173. Hahahaha!

174. No patience for Giants?

175. No time for the gym?

176. Well then try multiplex.

177. The only spring-loaded hip-reducer invented by Supermodel Doosanthusummers.

178. Hahahaha!

179. Bev, we're about to see the promised land.

180. Hahahaha!

181. Cool.

182. Hahahaha!

183. Hahahaha!

184. Whoa, whoa, whoa!

185. Uh-huh!

186. Boots and bots!

187. Whoa, whoa!

188. Whoa, look at her!

189. Hey, look at that!

190. Hahahaha!

191. Hey boy.

192. If this dude here can get these kind of chicks, we might actually be able to score someday.

193. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

194. Leave us.

195. We need to start a band today.

196. Yeah, really.

197. Whoa, whoa, whoa!

198. I mean like, right now.

199. We're sitting here on our butts.

200. Boots!

201. Chicks are probably doing it with dudes and bands.

202. Yeah, yeah, I'm tired of like, sitting around and talking about it.

203. Let's do it!

204. Yeah.

205. Just as soon as this video is over.

206. Uh-oh, I am.

207. Hahahaha!

208. Boots!

209. Bring your love and strength to me now, baby!

210. Like in our band, we're gonna like sound just like this and have the chicks and everything.

211. Mm-hmm.

212. We'll have cooler cars.

213. Yeah, yeah.

214. And then like, the cars we do have, it's like, the blow-up.

215. Yeah, you know, like, skulls and stuff on.

216. Yeah.

217. Yeah.

218. Settle-ly cool.

219. Whoa.

220. Oh, baby.

221. I guess I need to take a shower too.

222. Why are you sticky?

223. Now here's an exercise you can do while watching TV.

224. Whoa.

225. Yeah.

226. Whoa.

227. Yeah.

228. Whoa!

229. Yeah!

230. Whoa!

231. Yeah!

232. Hey, butted!

233. What did people do before the Invented TV?

234. Don't be stupid, Beavis!

235. There's always been TV!

236. There's just more channels now!

237. Oh yeah!

238. Progress is cool!

239. Yeah!

240. He's smiling at you!

241. Shut up, buddy!

242. So, where?

243. Oh, God!

244. Look at his face!

245. Look at that crack in his chin!

246. I think it's a butt crack!

247. Well, I guess I would make sense since like there's just a bunch of diarrhea coming out

248. of his mouth!

249. Yeah!

250. It's like when God was passing out butt cracks, this guy got in line twice.

251. Yeah, me!

252. And then God gave him one too, you know, the second time.

253. No, no, no!

254. Stop it!

255. Shut up!

256. Shut up!

257. Cut it out!

258. Stop it!

259. Please shut up!

260. Get your down button right now!

261. Come on!

262. Go away!

263. Go away!

264. Go away!

265. Go away!

266. Go away!

267. Go away!

268. Go away!

269. Shut up!

270. Shut up!

271. Shut up!

272. Go away!

273. Shut up!

274. Go away!

275. Go away!

276. Go away!

277. What?

278. What?

279. What?

280. It's going to be a bad one!

281. Uh, something's wrong!

282. It's like, it doesn't look like this guy would have that kind of voice.

283. Yeah, yeah, like, he doesn't look like that kind of voice, but like, come out of that guy,

284. you know what I'm saying?

285. Yeah, he looks like it might come out of his butt.

286. I mean, actually, um, I was thinking like, it looks like it's kind of voice like,

287. like, would come out of Godzilla, or maybe like, he would come out of Godzilla butt.

288. Yeah, if it did, come out of Godzilla's butt, that would be a good video.

289. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

290. Well, look, tap, but it's a dead horse!

291. Yeah, remember that time we found that dead horse?

292. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like, ran a jump right on its stomach.

293. And they're like, pull it, got shot out of the butt.

294. Yeah.

295. That was cool.

296. I am.

297. That was fat.

298. You imagine, if Godzilla was dead, you might have all the stuff that would fly out of the butt.

299. Yeah.