Beavis and Butt-head 5x19

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Tracy Grandstaff as Daria Morgendorffer (voice)

Buzzcut orders the boys to take a shower after gym class, when suddenly the fire alarm goes off and they are forced to exit the building clad in only their skivvies.

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1. audience perov

2. hole Viktor

3. Domynamic

4. Botan Papper

5. Yeah, javelins throwers.

6. Yeah.

7. Whoa.

8. Ha ha ha ha.

9. Ha ha ha ha.

10. Ow.

11. Cute dumb-ass.

12. I warned you.

13. Alright man, hit the showers now.

14. Yes.

15. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

16. That's about the time.

17. Okay, be with us now.

18. Shut up.

19. I'm just gonna shut my mouth and watch.

20. Yeah, take that far out.

21. Yeah, they're gonna kick some ass now.

22. Leave us, you fud.

23. You're gonna shut up.

24. Oh, oh, fuck.

25. I'm just gonna shut up and listen.

26. Yeah, yeah, check it.

27. Yeah, yeah.

28. I'll be this guy.

29. This guy's going up on the roof.

30. This guy didn't know what's gonna happen.

31. So when they get in, when he goes into the apartment,

32. they're gonna sweep the living crap out of me.

33. Check the sound.

34. Dammit, be with us.

35. I told you to shut up.

36. Okay, okay.

37. I'm not gonna say anything.

38. I'm just gonna be quiet.

39. I'm gonna be quiet for a while.

40. Check this out.

41. Check this out.

42. He's coming.

43. He's delivering a real service.

44. Leave us.

45. Oh, sorry.

46. Yeah, I forgot.

47. Yeah, this is an exciting.

48. Yeah, yeah.

49. Yeah, see?

50. Now, that's stored quality.

51. That's stored quality.

52. He plays himself.

53. He's gonna be cool when this video finally comes out.

54. What are you talking about, Davis?

55. You know, when the real video finally comes out.

56. Hey, this is a video dumb-ass.

57. No way.

58. He's bad.

59. Oh, hey, put it.

60. He's a Fred Kelly.

61. He plays Bunny.

62. Yeah.

63. Yeah, yeah.

64. He's a win, see?

65. It's Cochise.

66. Cochise is cool.

67. Yeah, Cochise KISS ass.

68. That's a rookie, see?

69. Think Cochise back there?

70. Uh-huh.

71. I think the rookie, he's got a really short view of the thing.

72. Oh, yeah.

73. He's pretty good, but he's got a bad temper.

74. It's like Cochise has to calm him down sometimes.

75. Cool.

76. Where the hell do you think you're going?

77. To class?

78. Yeah, you had a class.

79. Maybe you didn't hear me when I told you to hit the showers.

80. We thought you were like talking to somebody else.

81. I was talking to everybody.

82. But like, we didn't sweat.

83. Yeah, yeah.

84. And if it's all the same, sir, I just like to wait till I get home to take a shower.

85. Yeah, that would be all right.

86. Look at you, boy.

87. You're covered in crap.

88. That was last week.

89. There's a blood, sir.

90. The name of this class is physical education.

91. And that includes proper personal hygiene.

92. Hit the showers now or fail.

93. Uh, well, it looks kind of crowded and I'm not going to be able to do that.

94. It looks kind of crowded in there.

95. Do I have to undress you myself but head?

96. No?

97. Yeah.

98. I mean, no.

99. What reeks in here?

100. Oh, right.

101. It's this show.

102. Stick around.

103. Be with some butt head.

104. We'll be back.

105. That's fuck.

106. I hate taking showers.

107. Yeah.

108. I don't want some naked dude standing with a shlong right next to me.

109. Yeah, really.

110. I don't want some naked dude standing next to me with a shlong swinging around saying,

111. hey, good game, man.

112. And you better not look at me fart knocker or kick your ass.

113. You look at me.

114. I'm going to kick your ass.

115. Hey, be with some butt head.

116. Are you guys going to finally take a shower?

117. Uh, um, hey, dude.

118. I've never seen you guys take a shower before.

119. Uh, yeah.

120. How come you guys never take a shower?

121. Uh, hey, be with.

122. It's all clear.

123. Hey, be with.

124. Can you help me with this?

125. I'm beginning to wonder if you boys have ever taken a shower in your lives.

126. What in the hell do you think you're doing with your underwear still on?

127. Um, we don't want anybody looking at our nads.

128. Yeah.

129. Are you one of those gym teachers that likes to hang out and watch dudes in the shower?

130. Damn it, boy.

131. You have pushed me to the limit.

132. You're not getting out of it this time.

133. I'm going to tear your...

134. That's the fire alarm.

135. Now hurry up and get out of here.

136. Dude, we have been saved by the power supreme.

137. Yeah.

138. Fire goes rolling.

139. Are you deaf?

140. That's the fire alarm.

141. Get the hell out of here now.

142. Uh, we're just going to like get dressed first.

143. Yeah, he'll be right out.

144. See you later.

145. That is a fire alarm.

146. That means the school may be burning down.

147. Now if you don't get the hell out of here, I'm going to personally grab you by the grundies

148. and drag you outside in front of the entire student body.

149. So get the hell out.

150. Now.

151. A leak.

152. Oh no, I think there's that video where this guy just sits there and just like mumbles the

153. whole time.

154. Yeah.

155. I'm going to have to go out and get the hell out of here.

156. I'm going to have to go out and get the hell out of here.

157. I'm going to have to go out and get the hell out of here.

158. That guy just sits there and just like mumbles the whole time.

159. Yeah.

160. I think it's called numb.

161. It should be called dumb.

162. Yeah.

163. Get his mouth.

164. Yeah.

165. Tie it around his mouth.

166. Yeah.

167. Tie his jaw shut.

168. That guy's saying, excuse me, edge.

169. That's really fucked.

170. Maybe we shouldn't do this.

171. And then Bono saying, if you don't stop singing, I'm going to make out with you.

172. Yeah.

173. And I'm going to rub my chin all over your blooms, yeah.

174. Wait a minute.

175. This is cool.

176. Well, you've got a lot of self-control.

177. Not to do anything about that.

178. Yeah, but you can't see his hands.

179. Oh, yeah.

180. Oh, yeah.

181. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

182. Kick him.

183. Yeah, there you go.

184. Yeah, stop your fun, numb mouth.

185. Yeah.

186. Oh, yuck.

187. He just kissed him with a chick with a feet.

188. That's yucky.

189. Yeah.

190. Check this out.

191. Thank you very much, Edge.

192. And I'll you please get the hell out of here.

193. Yeah.

194. Stop yours.

195. Yep, that's him off the earth.

196. Fuck him, Dano.

197. Check him, Dano.

198. He deserves it.

199. He sucks.

200. We charged you with being in a sucky video for a crappy song.

201. Yes, guilty as charged.

202. Well, where are they taking him?

203. I think they're going to go torture him somewhere.

204. Like to get him to say something.

205. Oh, yeah.

206. You mean like, I'm a monkey, sonkel?

207. No, dumb-ass.

208. Like, you know, where the money is or something like that.

209. If I were that dude, I'd just like kick him in the nads.

210. And then like smack their heads together and then it's like tear ass.

211. Babe, that was you.

212. They just like touch you.

213. And then you go, ugh.

214. I'm a monkey, sonkel.

215. And I put the money in my backyard.

216. No, sir.

217. What, Monk?

218. I'm making him fight the janitor.

219. Fight, yes.

220. If I was a janitor, I'd like throw a bunch of thawed us with a puke at him.

221. And I go, now who's bad?

222. Yeah, yeah, really.

223. Whoa.

224. Yeah, yeah.

225. That's a good thing.

226. What?

227. He turned into a bird.

228. If I could turn into a bird, I'd turn into a cock.

229. Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo.

230. Aw.

231. Uh.

232. Uh.

233. Get out there before I drag you out.

234. Hey, look, it's penis and butthead.

235. Oh, good job.

236. Not too bad.

237. Another minute, they might've been naked.

238. Yeah.

239. Fuck out of me.

240. Whoa, is this a star-bellied snitches?

241. Uh.

242. What's up, people?

243. What the hell are you talking about, baby?

244. You know, the star-bellied snitches?

245. Uh.

246. No.

247. I read it in this book if I cut them south.

248. It's like, there's these snitches that live on these beaches.

249. And like some of them are stars and some of them don't.

250. It's like, it's all they fight.

251. And it's like, they roast marshmallows and they're like, hit each other with these sticks.

252. And then the dude comes on with the machine.

253. And like, what's up in there?

254. And it's like, it puts stars on their butts for like cold.

255. Damn it, Viva, you've never read a book in your life.

256. Um, well, I know, but I looked at the pictures.

257. I think I have a cool.

258. You butt munch.

259. Sure was.

260. Shut up, buddy.

261. The star-bellied snitches.

262. Roll.

263. Hey.

264. Whoa.

265. Hey.

266. Whoa.

267. Look at him go.

268. That's how I was dancing that time.

269. I crashed the brawn, remember?

270. Yeah.

271. Only you had your pants around your ankles.

272. Yeah.

273. That was cool.

274. I'm going.

275. Oh, wow, wow.

276. Yeah.

277. Only they kicked your ass out of there before you could even bust a move.

278. That's kind of rocks.

279. Yeah.

280. Thank you, wanna bookie down?

281. Yeah.

282. Yeah.

283. Yeah.

284. Yeah.

285. Yeah.

286. Yeah.