Beavis and Butt-head 5x17

Directed by Mike Judge

Beavis and Butt-head go to the hair salon to see the stylist's boobs...and maybe get their hair cut.

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1. Hey, be this. What's the most you ever got from a chick?

2. Remember that time that chick rubbed her thingies against my shoulder?

3. Oh yeah.

4. And I even saw her thingies.

5. Let's go do that again.

6. Yeah, yeah.

7. Yeah.

8. That's gonna be cool.

9. Come on, what a change.

10. I think I'm gonna use the factory thing again.

11. Uh, no, it's not.

12. I think it rocks later.

13. Oh, it has white zombie.

14. Uh, might as well be.

15. What?

16. Marcus will be what?

17. Every time you see a dude like this in a video with a

18. suit on and sunglasses, it means he's bad.

19. Yeah, I think that's like guys from my commercial fully institute of entertainment

20. arts.

21. Check this out.

22. Behind every rock band is an elite group of professionals that make this all happen.

23. Oh yeah.

24. I'm thinking of signing up for that.

25. I bet I can score.

26. Babe, you could own the whole arena and you wouldn't score.

27. Shut up, put it.

28. I bet I can score if I had one of those cellular phones.

29. Uh, maybe.

30. But you're never gonna get one of those.

31. Oh, I can get a fake one.

32. I'd be like, okay, we'll have the man over there.

33. We'll be right over.

34. Okay.

35. Oh no.

36. Oh god.

37. Here we go again with another crappy fuck video.

38. Here we go again.

39. That sucks.

40. Oh god.

41. What the hell is the problem with this crap?

42. Yeah.

43. That sucks.

44. Yeah, I think that's what that note said.

45. Damn it, damn it, son of a bitch.

46. Damn it, son of a bitch.

47. Those were the words would be cool.

48. You know what I'm thinking to write in a song called, damn it, son of a bitch.

49. Damn it, damn it, son of a bitch.

50. Damn it, son of a bitch.

51. Son of a bitch.

52. Son of a bitch.

53. Son of a bitch.

54. Damn it, damn it, damn it.

55. That's pretty cool.

56. She sucks so bad they locked her in a box.

57. You know who else ought to do a concert from inside a box?

58. Nelson.

59. He's a Canadian bondrower.

60. I can't even know if those guys have to use a crowbar.

61. They nailed it shut.

62. They're using crowbar?

63. Yeah.

64. They should get that big fat dude from crowbar to come into this video and straighten everybody

65. out.

66. Yeah.

67. He'd come in and make them all do pushups.

68. Yeah.

69. Yeah.

70. Yeah.

71. Yeah.

72. Yeah.

73. No.

74. This chick's got like too much clothes.

75. Yeah.

76. Yeah.

77. Yeah.

78. Yeah.

79. Yeah.

80. Yeah.

81. Yeah.

82. I'm gonna have some dude cut my hair.

83. He.

84. He'll probably accidentally rub his nads on your elbow.

85. I'll win.

86. Yeah.

87. Yeah.

88. Yeah.

89. Yeah.

90. Come to my head.

91. Yeah.

92. Yeah.

93. I'm gonna go to her.

94. Yeah.

95. Yeah.

96. Yeah.

97. Come to my head.

98. Yeah.

99. Yeah.

100. Yeah.

101. Yeah.

102. I'm gonna go to her.

103. Yeah.

104. Yeah.

105. Yeah.

106. Yeah.

107. Can I help you?

108. Err.

109. Er.

110. Err.

111. Err.

112. Err.

113. Err.

114. It's a flag.

115. Err.

116. Hold your head back.

117. Err.

118. Err.

119. Err.

120. Err.

121. Err.

122. Err.

123. Yeah.

124. Yeah.

125. Yeah.

126. You gotta shut up.

127. Yeah.

128. He.

129. Yeah.

130. You butted. Did you see anything?

131. Beveth? I have seen the top of the mountain, and it is good.

132. Coming up next, Budhead helps an old lady across Snake River Canyon.

133. Stay tuned.

134. Dr. Ow!

135. Ugh!

136. Ugh!

137. Uh, so, uh...

138. You come here often?

139. Uh-huh.

140. Uh-huh.

141. Uh-huh.

142. Hey, Beveth.

143. How'd me a magazine do?

144. You know?

145. Okay, let's go!

146. Uh, not yet. I mean, like, uh, do Beveth first.

147. Yeah, yeah, do me.

148. Do me baby.

149. Okay, then. Put your head back.

150. Get ready to climb the mountain, dude.

151. Yeah, yeah.

152. Ow! Ow!

153. Oh, is that too hot?

154. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

155. Do you lean over a little more? Ow! Ow!

156. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

157. I thought both of them.

158. You can feel it all.

159. Me too.

160. Are you guys ready yet?

161. Uh, no.

162. Um, we need some quiet time or something.

163. Yeah.

164. Yeah.

165. Hey, Beveth.

166. I still got a woody woodpecker.

167. Yeah.

168. Yeah.

169. Hmm.

170. Baby, come on, man.

171. Let's get outta here.

172. I can't. I gotta cut their hair.

173. Those little ass wipes, hang out for a second.

174. This won't take long.

175. Uh, I think we're ready now.

176. Yeah, I need to.

177. Um, uh, uh.

178. Yeah, just a little bit off the top and sides.

179. Yeah.

180. What is this?

181. Yeah, yeah.

182. Like they're not together or something.

183. Whoa!

184. Yeah.

185. It's like everybody sings like this now.

186. Look at their hair.

187. They remind me like the pom-poms, you know, a pep rally.

188. Should you go to pep rallies?

189. Yeah.

190. Sometimes I'll just check out the bus.

191. These guys practice their instruments as much as they practice shaking their hair around.

192. They'd be like, pretty good probably.

193. I don't know. They'd probably still fuck.

194. But you know, maybe it's just me.

195. So, don't worry.

196. I will not die.

197. Doctor.

198. I just come in and say, okay, everybody, drop your pants.

199. That's like, you know, go ahead and look at all the buses.

200. Yeah.

201. That would be cool.

202. And you're gonna make a lot of money, too.

203. Hey, be this one.

204. Your hair cut sucks.

205. Oh, your sucks worse.

206. Todd's pretty cool, but he sucks at cutting hair.

207. Yeah, he called us ass wives.

208. We saw the top of the mountain.

209. Yeah.

210. And my shoulder got some.

211. Yeah.

212. Oh, he put it.

213. Check it out.

214. It's a wire.

215. I'll rip your guts out.

216. I'll kick your ass.

217. Shut up.

218. Those are the words.

219. Whoa, hoors.

220. Check it out, put it.

221. Horses.

222. Yeah.

223. Horses.

224. Cool.

225. So, you're happy.

226. That was a fuck to be a cab driver.

227. No way, put it.

228. I think it'd be pretty cool.

229. I'd be a good cab driver.

230. I'd be like, where are you going today, ma'am?

231. How do you get there?

232. You a fuck, Sviva.

233. You sounded like a stupid door.

234. You're never going to be able to do anything.

235. That would be cool.

236. Check out this part.

237. Give me a heart mate.

238. Hey, hey, dammit.

239. Hey, hey, watch it.

240. Dammit.

241. Dammit.

242. Man.

243. Sviva, just shut up.

244. Okay.

245. Damn it.

246. Does going to think something cool about to happen

247. he starts showing off how strong he is.

248. But I don't want to hear you complaining on this video.

249. It's about the only cool thing we've seen in a long time.

250. Viva's don't ever take that tone with me.

251. Yeah, I'm just gonna hit my door.

252. Yeah, there we go.

253. Don't break coming.

254. Yes.

255. Yeah, yeah, there you go.

256. Yeah.