Beavis and Butt-head 5x16

Directed by Mike Judge

Adam Welsh as Stewart Stevenson (voice) • Tracy Grandstaff as Mrs. Stevenson (voice)

Beavis and Butt-head learn how to be movers and break stuff from two guys who rob the Stevensons.

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1. I'm gonna kick Stewart's ass.

2. I can't believe he moved the height of key.

3. Warning.

4. The following feature presentation is not rated.

5. It contains scenes of full frontal nudity and extreme violence.

6. Viewer discretion is advised.

7. Yes!

8. Yes!

9. Descrash is cool.

10. Pay review.

11. Roll!

12. Roll!

13. Whoa.

14. Who are you guys?

15. We're the damn moving man.

16. Who the hell are you?

17. We're like these dudes at Stewart knows.

18. Yeah.

19. Well he don't live here no more.

20. Yes, yes.

21. Yeah.

22. Whoa.

23. Goar has horns now.

24. Yeah.

25. They got the sex slaves to play horns.

26. Yeah.

27. It's like Ballsback told him throwing blood and urine in the audience isn't enough.

28. You guys need to learn to play something.

29. Yeah, really.

30. I heard that one time this kid had like the seizure at a quark concert and that finger

31. dude told everybody not to help him.

32. Really?

33. Yeah.

34. Oh.

35. I'm not gonna help you.

36. Otis Arungas would want it that way.

37. Yo!

38. Thanks budgetd.

39. Pikachu!

40. umbrellas!

41. We found you.

42. Dye mid day!

43. utor!

44. Daytonnniaydinnyidaniidaniidaniidaniidaniidaniidaniidaniidaniidaniidaniidaniidaniidaniidaniidaniidaniidaahead!

45. Now, Thanks budgetdig´s now it's stuck.

46. I'm hit.

47. Ahh!

48. It's like that warm eats up really hot chicks and that likeirts the dump.

49. And that's a damn good show right there.

50. That's a damn good show right there.

51. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they shot the round and they're on blood.

52. Those three twirls slow with the blood of the non-believers.

53. That's not a revolver, that's beyond that.

54. That would be cool if I had like a war marching band.

55. And it's like, take it form a big weiner.

56. Yeah, I think.

57. And then I could like, spray, slave urine into the crowd.

58. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that would be cool.

59. You know what I'd be cool to have like a spray slave urine on like a couple people.

60. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

61. Up your butt with people.

62. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

63. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

64. You like the ones that go in the mouth?

65. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

66. Oh, check it out, put it in the naked chick.

67. Yeah, yeah.

68. Cool.

69. Maybe you didn't hear me.

70. Your little pile moves way, so get the hell out.

71. You're the naked chick.

72. Yeah, yeah, butt munch.

73. So get out.

74. These guys are cool.

75. Yeah.

76. He's in her bark of land, you know, not be worth something.

77. Check it out, Harlan.

78. It's one of them smoking devices.

79. Uh, that's Stuart's chemistry set.

80. Yeah, I didn't show you how to melt the carpet with it.

81. Oops.

82. I thought moving men aren't supposed to break stuff.

83. Listen here, Punt, we don't have any use for this kind of crap.

84. We just want to get it stuff.

85. See?

86. Crap.

87. These are the coolest dudes I've ever met.

88. Yeah.

89. Me too.

90. On the other hand, this TV, for example.

91. See, I'm going to maybe $100 for this baby.

92. Uh, Harlan, buddy.

93. Hmm.

94. Tell you what, boys.

95. You help us locate the quality merchandise around us,

96. maybe you can be movers like us someday.

97. We want to be the kind of movers that take the cool stuff.

98. Yeah, and then I take all the crap and break it.

99. Break it.

100. Break it.

101. Yeah.

102. You boys are quick learners.

103. A midnight encounter with a drunken kinkajoo leads butt head to consider zoology.

104. Stay tuned.

105. There's usually cool stuff in here.

106. Whoa, here's one.

107. Check it out.

108. Yeah.

109. Her boobs aren't too big.

110. When square's it?

111. Dammit, quit screwing around.

112. Let me explain, boys.

113. We're looking for anything, maybe hidden or secret.

114. You know, like nobody knows about it.

115. Uh, I know.

116. Hey, be the.

117. You know, like nobody knows about it.

118. Uh, I know.

119. Hey, be the.

120. You alright?

121. Got those things.

122. What's the big hood?

123. Oh, yeah.

124. Keep going, boys.

125. Keep bound to find something cool.

126. Here it is, dudes.

127. Yeah, hey, Stuart's dad's dirty magazines.

128. Yeah.

129. He's got pages with butts on him.

130. But there's still plenty of good boobs left.

131. Yeah.

132. Yo, Harlan.

133. We gotta hit the road, man.

134. Thanks anyway, boys.

135. Maybe next time.

136. Hey, wait.

137. Uh, so like, when do we get to be movers?

138. Yeah, like, when do we get to break stuff?

139. Yeah.

140. Well, yeah, I don't want to get boys practice breaking stuff around the house.

141. But we gotta be moving on.

142. Someday, be with us.

143. That will be us.

144. Yeah.

145. Cool.

146. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

147. Uh, well, we better get started breaking stuff.

148. Yeah.

149. Get the practice.

150. Yeah, yeah.

151. Break it.

152. Break it.

153. I heard this dude like did this whole song just

154. by like whistling and singing and slapping his butt and stuff.

155. Well, really?

156. I think I'm gonna try that.

157. Yeah.

158. Saw him, I.

159. I want to be.

160. Don't worry.

161. Be happy.

162. Shut up, buddy.

163. I'm not worried.

164. Well, yeah.

165. Does this worry you?

166. Cut it out, buddy.

167. I'm gonna play drums on your nads with my son.

168. I'd like to see a tribe but nocker.

169. Don't call me that buddy.

170. I'm gonna play drums on your face but nocker.

171. Shut up, buddy.

172. I'm gonna kick it off.

173. Cut it out, buddy.

174. Shut up, shut up.

175. Okay, the fight's over.

176. I want.

177. I get fun and I want.

178. Don't laugh.

179. Yeah.

180. Oh, check it out.

181. It's Mitha's doubt fire.

182. Oh, yeah.

183. Me.

184. I don't think that guy is very funny.

185. Yeah.

186. He tries to talk really fast so you won't notice that he's not very funny.

187. I think he was like funny like a long time ago.

188. But it was like really fast.

189. Uh, okay.

190. Uh.

191. Uh.

192. Uh.

193. Well, I guess that's everything.

194. Oh, yeah.

195. Yeah.

196. It's like break everything again.

197. Yeah.

198. They're back.

199. Yeah.

200. We did a good job.

201. Holy.

202. Oh, dear.

203. Yeah.

204. Uh.

205. Uh.

206. Where's the TV?

207. Uh.

208. The move Earth took it, dude.

209. Oh!

210. Movers!

211. You idiots!

212. We've been robbed!

213. We were here all day.

214. We didn't see any robberth.

215. You guys are in big trouble.

216. What was dirty magazine is this?

217. Wet fooders?

218. Hell, I don't know, Stewart?

219. Ain't butted.

220. I can't store it's dad so pissed.

221. Uh.

222. I don't know.

223. Maybe there are new house fucked even worse than this one.

224. Yeah.

225. We got robbed!

226. We got robbed!

227. Yeah.

228. What a door.

229. All right, golf!

230. Yeah.

231. All right.

232. Yeah.

233. Yeah, check this out.

234. He's taking off.

235. He's using his witty.

236. He's trying to get a bungalow in one.

237. We see some door-criding a tricycle down the street.

238. Yeah.

239. He's in the rough.

240. Oh, look a sight!

241. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

242. It's like a fight's on golf.

243. Maybe it would be cool.

244. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

245. Maybe I'd watch it.

246. You watch golf all the time, Beavis.

247. Oh, yeah, yeah.

248. Golf is cool.

249. Check this out.

250. It looks like he's gonna use his nine iron to smash the big fat dead guy's face in.

251. That's right, but I think what he's planning on doing is smashing it.

252. And shoving the nine iron up his bungalow.

253. It looks straight.

254. Oh, he's in the water.

255. He's gonna come through the stroke.

256. That's right, buddy.

257. Oh, I don't believe it.

258. He's gonna actually try to.

259. It looks like it's gonna go up.

260. You can do it, Beavis.

261. Shut up.

262. Shut up, buddy.

263. You want that to it?

264. You're not good at anything.

265. That's right, buddy.

266. That's gonna cost him two strokes.

267. Oh, man.

268. Leave me alone.

269. You can't do it.

270. Because that's a complete worst.

271. It's not good at anything.

272. There's mom with a flut.

273. That's right.