Beavis and Butt-head 5x15

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Beavis develops an infection and transfers it to the customers at Burger World through tainted hamburgers.

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1. I have two cheeseburgers, two large fries and a chocolate shake.

2. Uh, hello.

3. Two cheeseburgers, two large fries and a chocolate shake.

4. Uh, just a minute.

5. Amit, they've us put that away.

6. You're not supposed to have your penis out when you're cooking.

7. Ah, ah, ah.

8. Uh, so like, uh, may I take your order?

9. Uh, I think this is that place where you get like, lemonade.

10. Oh, yeah, yeah.

11. And then like, they have a bunch of orange dogs working there.

12. They have orange dogs.

13. Yeah.

14. You know, that's where like, dip their wiener in the fryer.

15. I have to eat.

16. Like, every time I go to that damn place, like, I want to get a milkshake.

17. And I say, I'm sorry, the shake machine broken.

18. I think, I think, I think, damn it, it's always broken.

19. Yeah.

20. I can tell you're forgetting.

21. You can check those out, but I need.

22. Fire, fire, fire, fire.

23. Fire.

24. And that's not fair.

25. I didn't have to wear a hair net.

26. Yeah.

27. Maybe we should get a job at this place.

28. Yeah, really.

29. It's like, you don't have to pay attention to the customers.

30. Like, you just sit around and goof off.

31. We could put the hair nets on our nats.

32. Yeah, me.

33. I mean, yeah.

34. I mean, yeah.

35. That's what I do anyway.

36. I also have to put one on my hair.

37. Do you put a hair net on your nats?

38. Yeah.

39. You know, they're free.

40. Hey, old miner!

41. I'll come and drink it red wine and chayeees!

42. This is stupid.

43. What seems to be the problem there, baby?

44. I think it is.

45. It's like the wrong color or something.

46. Check it out.

47. No thanks, baby.

48. I have a double cheeseburger, large order of fries, small root beer and an apple pie.

49. What?

50. Double cheeseburger, large order of fries, small root beer and an apple pie.

51. Did you like get left stuff?

52. Just get it.

53. Hey, baby.

54. This guy wants some burgers and food or something.

55. I like make it.

56. It's like a dollar or something.

57. I mean, a two dollar.

58. Cool.

59. I'll never eat.

60. There you go, sir.

61. Enjoy your meal.

62. Come again.

63. Butthead pulls a muscle and beavers pulls his finger right after this.

64. A local burger world, an outbreak of tainted meat has hospitalized 15 and once again raised the question about how meat should be handled.

65. Ask the expert.

66. We have never encountered a strain of bacteria like this in recorded science.

67. I'm afraid rough against a fierce new parasite.

68. Authorities say that until further notice, burger world will remain closed.

69. This sucks.

70. We lost our job.

71. No, my winner's deal is shut up.

72. I know.

73. Think of something else.

74. Okay.

75. Class, you have 10 minutes to answer questions three through 12.

76. Go.

77. Okay, now just hold it.

78. Hold it right there.

79. Place it, beavers.

80. What should I do with the fuck?

81. Maybe you should wash it or something.

82. I can like, I like, yeah, I'll, with water, no way, I'll get wet.

83. Life is hard, beavers.

84. What is that thing?

85. It's the butt worm from below.

86. It's like something on his finger.

87. I'm thinking of having my finger made longer so like when I put people off,

88. I just feel like really big.

89. I'm thinking of having a lot of people off with your winner.

90. Hey, check it out.

91. That's like one of those things they have in the stores.

92. They're there and you stare at them for a long time and you cross your eyes

93. and you get all bug eyes and you're like, look at the dots.

94. It gives you a headache and then your eyes hurt and you get all dizzy.

95. Those things are cool.

96. Are you supposed to like see something?

97. Yeah, yeah, I saw like a bunch of dots and stuff.

98. That's pretty cool.

99. Check this out, beavers.

100. Stir up the backside of my hands for a really long time.

101. Okay, cool.

102. Wow, I think I see something.

103. Come on out.

104. Hey, butt in.

105. My weight feels great.

106. It's like the right color of you.

107. Check it out.

108. Beavers, you bung munch.

109. I don't want to see it.

110. Yeah, and we got our jobs back.

111. Yeah, but like now we have to follow all these stupid rules.

112. So tight all aim.

113. I'm gonna put pee.

114. Pull, must, wash.

115. Yeah, hard.

116. I told you.

117. Check it out.

118. Check it out.

119. I'm gonna have to get my shit.

120. Beavers.

121. Put it out.

122. Damn it, beavers.

123. That'd be cool.

124. I could nail myself.

125. Like put a stamp on my butt and say like, make me do some more.

126. Beavers, shut up.

127. Beavers, can you hear me?

128. Shut up.

129. Shut up, beavers.

130. Beavers, you don't stop that right now.

131. I'm gonna smack you up side the head.

132. I'm gonna give you three seconds, beavers.

133. What the hell's the matter with you, beavers?

134. Beavers, can you hear me?

135. Shut up.

136. Remember that time, you turned that jack on the box.

137. You do a crap in the box.

138. Shut up.

139. Beavers.

140. Beavers.

141. What's your problem, beavers?

142. I sense.

143. Beavers.