Beavis and Butt-head 5x15

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Beavis develops an infection and transfers it to the customers at Burger World through tainted hamburgers. videos: that dog. - ""old timer"" Revolting Cocks - ""Crackin' Up"" MC 900 Foot Jesus - ""If I Only Had A Brain""

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1. I'll have two cheeseburgers, two large fries, and a chocolate shake.

2. Uh, hello?

3. Two cheeseburgers, two large fries, and a chocolate shake.

4. Uh, just a minute.

5. Damn it, Beavis. Put that away.

6. You're not supposed to have your penis out when you're cooking.

7. Oh. Oh, yeah.

8. Uh, so, like, uh...

9. May I take your order?

10. Uh, I think this is that place where you get, like, lemonade.

11. Oh, yeah, yeah.

12. And then they have, like, a bunch of horn dogs working there.

13. They have horn dogs?

14. Yeah, you know, that's where they, like,

15. dip their wiener in the fryer.

16. Oh, yeah,

17. like, every time I go to that damn place,

18. like, I want to get a milk shake, they say,

19. "I'm sorry. The shake machine's broken."

20. - And I think, "Damn it. It's always broken." - Yeah.

21. Hey, check this out, Butt-Head.

22. - Fryer, fryer. Fryer! - Beavis.

23. Oh. Oh, yeah.

24. Fryer.

25. Hey, that's not fair. That kid doesn't have to wear a hairnet.

26. Yeah.

27. Maybe we should get a job at this place.

28. Yeah, really, it's like, it's like,

29. they don't have to, like, pay attention to the customers.

30. They can just sit around and goof off.

31. We could put the hairnets on our nads.

32. Yeah, yeah.

33. I mean, that's what I do anyway, but, you know, I also have to put one on my hair.

34. You put a hairnet on your nads?

35. Yeah, yeah, I mean, you know, they're free.

36. This is stupid.

37. Yeah, really.

38. Uh, what seems to be the problem there, Beavis?

39. My thingie itches.

40. It's, like, the wrong color or something.

41. Check it out.

42. Uh, no, thanks, Beavis.

43. I'll have a double cheeseburger, large order of fries,

44. small root beer, and an apple pie.

45. Uh, what?

46. Double cheeseburger, large order of fries,

47. small root beer, and an apple pie.

48. Uh, could you, like, get less stuff?

49. Just get it.

50. Hey, Beavis, this guy wants, like,

51. some burgers and some, like, food or something.

52. So?

53. Uh, so, like, make it.

54. Yeah.

55. Damn it. Ahh!

56. Uh, it's, like, uh, a dollar or something.

57. Uh, I mean, uh, two dollars.

58. Cool.

59. Oh, my... oh.

60. I'll never eat...

61. Uh, here you go, sir.

62. Enjoy your meal.

63. Yeah, yeah, come again.

64. At a local Burger World, an outbreak of tainted meat has hospitalized

65. and being once again raised the question about how meat should be handle.

66. Ask the expert.

67. Shut up, Butt-Head.

68. We have never encounter a strain of bacteria like this in recorded science.

69. I'm afraid we're up against a fiece new parasite.

70. Authorities say that until further notice. Burger World will remain closed.

71. - This sucks. - Yeah.

72. We lost our job.

73. No, my wiener still itches.

74. Shut up. What should I do?

75. Uh, I know.

76. - Like, think of something else. - Yeah.

77. Um, okay.

78. Okay, class, you have ten minutes to answer questions three through twelve, mm-kay?

79. And... go.

80. Okay, now, just hold it.

81. Hold it right there.

82. Face it, Beavis.

83. You have a problem with your penis.

84. Yeah. What should I do? This sucks.

85. Uh, maybe you should, like, wash it or something.

86. Yeah, cool.

87. I can, like, um... I'll, like, uh...

88. Yeah, I'll, um, with water?

89. No way. It'll get wet.

90. Life is hard, Beavis.

91. Yeah, and it sucks.

92. Whoa, what is that thing?

93. It's the butt worm from below.

94. Yeah.

95. Whoa, check it out. He's flipping us off.

96. Uh, I think that's just, like, something on his finger.

97. I was thinking of having my finger made longer so like,

98. when I flip people off it gets to be, like, really big, like everybody could see it.

99. - Uh... - Yeah, that would rule.

100. Well, if I was gonna bother with something like that

101. I'd just make my wiener longer.

102. Oh, yeah.

103. Then you could flip people off with your wiener.

104. That would rule.

105. Hey, check it out.

106. That's like one of those things they have in the stores, you know,

107. where you, like, sit there, and you stare at 'em for a real long time, and you, like,

108. cross your eyes, and you get all bug-eyed, and you, like,

109. like, look at the dots, and then, like, it gives you a headache,

110. and then your eyes spurt, and you get all dizzy.

111. - Those things are cool. - Yeah.

112. Aren't you supposed to, like, see something?

113. Yeah, yeah, like, I saw, like, um,

114. a bunch of dots and stuff.

115. Yeah, that was pretty cool.

116. Check this out, Beavis.

117. Stare at the back side of my hand for a really long time.

118. Um, okay.

119. Yeah, this will be cool.

120. Whoa, I think I see something.

121. - Uh! - Ahh!

122. Dumbass.

123. Yeah.

124. Hey, Butt-Head, my wiener feels great.

125. It's, like, the right color again. Check it out.

126. Beavis, you bung-munch. I don't want to see it.

127. Yeah, and we got our jobs back.

128. Yeah, but, like, now we have to follow all these stupid rules.

129. Uh, "No... tice

130. all em..." Uhh...

131. I think that's a P.

132. Uh... "pl..uh", uh... "must", uh... wash?"

133. Uh, yeah, hard.

134. I told you.

135. Check it out. This dumb-ass is trying to mail himself.

136. Beavis, cut it out, Beavis.

137. Damn it, Beavis. Cut it out.

138. Uh...

139. That would be cool if, like, I could, like, mail myself.

140. Like, put a stamp on my butt and say, like,

141. "Take me to somewhere cool."

142. Beavis, shut up.

143. Beavis, can you hear me? Shut up.

144. Shut up, Beavis.

145. Beavis, if you don' stop that right now, I'm gonna smack you upside the head.

146. I'm gonna give you three seconds, Beavis.

147. What the hell's the matter with you, Beavis?

148. Ow!

149. Beavis, can you hear me?

150. - Shut up. - Ahh! Ow!

151. Remember that time you turned that jack-in-the-box

152. into a crap-in-the-box?

153. That was cool.

154. Uh, Beavis?

155. Beavis.

156. Beavis!

157. What's your problem, Beavis? I said stop it.