Beavis and Butt-head 5x14

Directed by Mike Judge

After watching ""The Beverly Hillbillies"" on TV, Beavis and Butt-head decide to dig for oil but break a sewage line instead.

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1. What's the Tarnations of Skyscraper?

2. It's a very tall building, Mr. Clappard.

3. What in Tarnations of Buildon?

4. It's a structure where people live or work.

5. With all your money, you could easily erect one.

6. What in Tarnations of...

7. Did someone say erect?

8. Err...

9. Yeah.

10. What's up?

11. Our nation, our youth.

12. Cos I reckon I can erect things as well as any boy can.

13. You sure can?

14. Yeah.

15. We need to.

16. Hey, bevus.

17. We need to like strike oil just like those dudes.

18. Then we'll be able to get money and chicks and stuff.

19. Yeah!

20. We are there.

21. We are there.

22. Aspen extreme.

23. That movie sucked.

24. I bet that's a damn fucking movie for two hours.

25. And that chick never got naked.

26. Yeah.

27. That's a good thing we snuck into that movie.

28. Because if we had to pay, I would have been kicking ass all over the place.

29. Yeah, really.

30. How could she not get naked when I say ass right in the title?

31. Yeah.

32. Whoa.

33. I don't know if it's like a rap dude's speed.

34. I don't think these are real rap dudes, but I had...

35. Yeah.

36. They thought if they like went to a ski resort,

37. they'd be sure that no real rap dudes would find them and beat the crap out of them.

38. If they only placed their face, they'd probably like sit around the corner.

39. And like, have they like big 40 answers of a pot chocolate?

40. Yeah.

41. No chicks, no butts.

42. Give me some marshmallows, bevus.

43. Change your channel button, I've had enough of this.

44. Okay, I think it's over though.

45. Oh, get out of this over.

46. No, no.

47. Uh, now it's over.

48. Now he now it's over.

49. Ah, no.

50. Oh, no.

51. Damn it!

52. Come on, change your butt in.

53. This is awesome.

54. Never gonna end.

55. What a bunch of butt bunch of stuff.

56. Wait a minute.

57. Wait a minute.

58. Ooh.

59. I've seen these guys before.

60. I don't even have a clue.

61. We've never seen this.

62. Yes, I have.

63. Ah!

64. What is this?

65. I'm going to have a nightmare about these guys.

66. What is this?

67. Come on, buddy, change your channel button, just freaking me out.

68. Leave a few whoops.

69. Ah, look at me.

70. How could you be scared of these guys?

71. You don't understand, buddy.

72. You see what these guys do?

73. That's his nightmares, I'm like, they tie me to a chair.

74. And they're like, they gas around me and look at me and go,

75. like, like, like, like, like, like, like.

76. And then they get mid-eval on my ass.

77. Ah, I play the game.

78. And they're like, they're smiling because, like,

79. they know what they're going to do to me.

80. And you know what else freaks me up?

81. It's like, I have nads on their heads.

82. See?

83. See? See?

84. They're just gassing around now.

85. But what's freaks doing?

86. They're going to do it.

87. See?

88. They both aren't me nads.

89. Both are like, uh, antennas.

90. Well, but I mean, I didn't know they're unlike nads inside antenna.

91. Ah, I don't have the beach ball.

92. No!

93. No!

94. No, no, come on, come on.

95. Resize this, like, I think you use those antennas to like receive evil messages.

96. Picking the fume, we'll see.

97. Ah, ha, ha, ha!

98. Oh, I'm gonna think it's over.

99. Aw, ha, ha, ha, ha.

100. I bet the bad, you mean!

101. 怎么了

102. BleOP

103. Dig getting feroil sucks

104. It sucks

105. Hey, beevha

106. He put it, put it, I just like felt something.

107. Yeah.

108. Okay.

109. Oh yeah.

110. Wait.

111. No, no.

112. I mean, I felt something like with my shovel.

113. Come here, check it out.

114. Check it out.

115. Cool.

116. A bubbling crew.

117. It's boiled, that damn.

118. It smells like turds.

119. It's been that flight so expensive.

120. Yeah.

121. We're gonna be ready.

122. We're gonna be ready.

123. Hey, if you've got some tropical fish around, bring them over to the TV.

124. They won't want to miss what's coming up next.

125. Stay tuned.

126. We're gonna be ready.

127. Yeah, me too.

128. We're there, dude.

129. We're like still here.

130. I thought we were gonna be rich.

131. Let's see.

132. Can folks head jet and move away from there?

133. I think we need to like sell it and stuff first.

134. Oh yeah.

135. Cool.

136. Wow, I guess we found the break in the sewage line.

137. Damn, I not just shower day before yesterday.

138. Welcome to hell.

139. We're like selling oil.

140. Well, it sure is how it does.

141. You know, boys, I keep a 30 gallon drum of oil in my garage.

142. But oil is highly combustible.

143. It has to be handled properly.

144. You can't just go do it.

145. It smells like turds.

146. Yeah.

147. Like expensive turds.

148. There's a carrying around as an open garbage can.

149. And you and me are going to tangle if one drop of that gets on my property.

150. So like, how many barrels would you like, sir?

151. Yeah.

152. You don't have all day.

153. Damn it, boys.

154. Get that barrel of crap to hell out of here now.

155. What a dumb-ass.

156. Get out here and pick this stuff up.

157. Yeah, really.

158. Hey, buddy, check it out.

159. A robber.

160. Oh, yeah.

161. This is a chick, leave us.

162. This is an all chick band.

163. Oh, yeah.

164. You can put Alice Cooper in an all chick band anyway, because I, all the chicks would like to be all over him.

165. Yeah.

166. It'd be the same way if I was in an all girl band.

167. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

168. Or like me.

169. There's something.

170. Yeah.

171. Well, a chicken punch.

172. Yeah.

173. I think that was a dude, be this.

174. No wait, buddy.

175. That's a chick.

176. It's one of those girl boxers.

177. That's cool, and you can kick ass.

178. They get in the ring and bitch slap each other.

179. Be this not a chick.

180. That's a dude.

181. That's not.

182. He said it's an all girl band.

183. It's like an all girl band.

184. They get a chick boxer.

185. Well, look at the naps I met you.

186. Leave us.

187. Chicks don't have naps.

188. How many times I have to tell you that?

189. I know that, but it's not maybe like, you know, maybe they put them on, you know, to shoot fighting.

190. Like clip on naps.

191. You're a damn weirdo, leave us.

192. And you're stupid too.

193. Shut up.

194. And chicks don't like you.

195. Shut up, but it.

196. Some chicks like me.

197. Turn off the main valve.

198. Hey, are you farting ockers trying to steal our oil?

199. No, but we fixed your sewage, Leak.

200. Sewage?

201. That doesn't come out of the ground dumb-ass.

202. It comes from like toilets and stuff.

203. No, it doesn't. It comes out of your ass.

204. Dumbass.

205. Yeah.

206. It comes out of your butt, butt munch.

207. Yeah, it comes out of your weed, deal weed.

208. Yeah.

209. Uh, it, uh, uh, wait, I got one.

210. That's a John store, chill.

211. No, that's on another channel now.

212. I think this is, uh, uh, whoa.

213. Whoa.

214. Hey, I'll hit you.

215. That was cool.

216. I was talking about the chick's scream, bevus.

217. About mine was pretty cool.

218. This sounds like kind of like one of those records you get for Halloween.

219. Like those sound effects records like you people screaming and stuff.

220. Halloween is cool.

221. Remember that old lady down the street that used to like give all the kids donuts that she made herself?

222. It's like her husband was dead and her kids were all grown up and lived away.

223. That feels like the only thing in life that really made her happy was making this homemade donuts for the kids on Halloween.

224. And I was right, I was right.

225. I told everybody that she was like putting drugs in them and needles and stuff.

226. So she got arrested.

227. I was kind of messed up with it.

228. Yeah.

229. I was like, what did she want me to do?

230. I should look up with these chick's.