Beavis and Butt-head 5x13

Directed by Mike Judge

Beavis and Butt-head go to the ""Creatures of Rock"" concert and spend the whole time waiting in line for the toilet.

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1. Music

2. That's gonna be cool.

3. Yeah.

4. But creatures of rock rule.

5. Ha ha ha.

6. Rock and ten sleep turns.

7. Uh.

8. Whoa.

9. Yeah.

10. Those chicks want me.

11. Wait, put it in.

12. You're talking to me.

13. Ah!

14. You wish.

15. Uh.

16. Hey, baby.

17. Yeah.

18. Ha ha ha.

19. How's it hanging, dudeness?

20. You said hanging.

21. Yeah.

22. Yeah.

23. Yeah.

24. Yeah.

25. Yeah.

26. Yeah.

27. Yeah.

28. Yeah.

29. Yeah.

30. Yeah.

31. Yeah.

32. Yeah.

33. Where you see it, guys, never can wager together.

34. Yeah.

35. Yeah.

36. Cool.

37. Yeah.

38. Yeah.

39. Cool.

40. Cool.

41. Let me see your ticket.

42. Uh.

43. Like, I don't think we have any.

44. Yeah.

45. Yeah.

46. I don't know.

47. Too bad.

48. You better get some fast shows starting.

49. See inside.

50. This sucks.

51. Yeah.

52. Damn it.

53. Damn it.

54. Damn it.

55. Hey, hey.

56. Quit learning like that.

57. You want to fight.

58. Yeah.

59. Yeah.

60. You always like talk tough in front of a TV set, but like it's not dude who's really here.

61. You'd be a total wolf.

62. I don't like blooded.

63. I'd take him on.

64. I know you wouldn't.

65. You'd be like, gone.

66. Yeah.

67. Yeah.

68. Yeah.

69. Yeah.

70. Yeah.

71. Is that that Christian Slater, dude?

72. Yeah.

73. I like that.

74. Christian Slater, dude.

75. Yeah.

76. Yeah.

77. Yeah.

78. Yeah.

79. Yeah.

80. Yeah.

81. Yeah.

82. Yeah.

83. Yeah.

84. Yeah.

85. Yeah.

86. Yeah.

87. Yeah.

88. Yeah.

89. Yeah.

90. Yeah.

91. Yeah.

92. That other part is pretty cool, but it's like, then I go into all these different parts and like most of them suck.

93. If they could just take to that one part that's cool, you know.

94. And that played a stuff that sucks.

95. And then we don't be like, you know, we don't be a little better yet.

96. Yeah.

97. Yeah.

98. Yeah.

99. Yeah.

100. Yeah.

101. Look at him.

102. He's saying that's bad enough to have time for him.

103. Yeah.

104. Yeah.

105. Yeah.

106. Yeah.

107. Yeah.

108. He's practically crying.

109. Yeah.

110. Yeah.

111. Yeah.

112. Yeah.

113. Yeah.

114. Yeah.

115. Yeah.

116. Yeah.

117. Yeah.

118. Yeah.

119. Yeah.

120. Ooh.

121. Yeah.

122. Yeah.

123. Now we're getting somewhere.

124. This is pretty neat.

125. This is a way to see him.

126. He's sitting on a one-way skate style.

127. It's like you can say what you want about Maiden.

128. But when it comes to making videos, they don't scroll around.

129. Yeah.

130. Yeah.

131. Even if Maiden did unplug, I mean they'd still have explosions.

132. Yeah.

133. Yeah.

134. Yeah.

135. They'd be like, we're not going to unplug the explosion machine, dude.

136. That's what got us here.

137. Yeah.

138. Yeah.

139. Yeah.

140. Tell us from here to eternity.

141. Wait a minute.

142. I can't be true, but if Hel was really like from here to eternity, and that means like

143. it's Hel was like everywhere.

144. So like, like everywhere, it's Hel was all like, you say somebody.

145. Got a hell.

146. Got a hell.

147. I'm saying, stay right there.

148. You know what I'm saying?

149. I'm like, here's like Hel is from here.

150. Got a hell, baby.

151. No.

152. Okay, no problem.

153. I'll stay right here.

154. No, I mean just shut up.

155. It's like every time you try to figure something out, it's just like stupid.

156. Who needs tickets?

157. I got your seats right here.

158. Tickets who needs them tickets.

159. You got any expert tickets?

160. Yeah, baby.

161. Primo seats.

162. I'm talking for your six rows back.

163. Are they near those chicks?

164. Listen up, big chief.

165. They're near all the chicks.

166. Cool.

167. Can we have them?

168. Come again.

169. Did you say have?

170. Man, this is creatures of rock.

171. Cross bucket, man.

172. That lady singer gets naked on the stage.

173. These seats are close enough to cop yourself a field man.

174. Downright, 100 to pop.

175. What'd you say?

176. Uh, we don't have any money.

177. No money.

178. Where do you dirt bags come off waste of my time?

179. I probably just lost a sail talking to you losers.

180. Huh?

181. Huh?

182. I got to take a win.

183. Yeah.

184. Me too.

185. This sucks.

186. Yeah, we should hold it.

187. No way, Meena.

188. I got to go really bad.

189. Besides, I heard if you hold it in it,

190. it does damage to your nads.

191. Oh yeah, he wants my nads to be in good shape with you.

192. Oh, rock and roll!

193. Woo!

194. Whoa.

195. That was cool.

196. Yeah, he's like that.

197. Cool.

198. He's like that.

199. What?

200. Reaks in here.

201. Oh right, it's this show.

202. Stick around, be with some butt head.

203. I'm gonna be back.

204. It sucks more than anything, Quattit.

205. I'm concerned about my nads.

206. Uh, I think we're getting closer.

207. Like, we're probably gonna be next pretty soon.

208. Damnit, we're missing the whole thing.

209. Yeah, I know. We gotta talk to those chicks some more.

210. Let's go behind the dumpster or something.

211. Yeah, that's cool.

212. We're going in the dumpster.

213. Hey, hey!

214. What the hell are you doing back there?

215. Huh?

216. Yeah, I'm just dying.

217. Throw something away.

218. What the hell do you think we provide the damn bathroom for?

219. I'm gonna wipe every one of these puddles up with you little turds.

220. That dude was pissed.

221. That Richard Marx.

222. Uh, no.

223. This is a Keith dude from the family.

224. He named Bonnaboochi.

225. No, dumb-ass.

226. This is his big brother.

227. Keith, what?

228. Keith Bonnaboochi.

229. Bonnaboochi.

230. Yeah.

231. He put it.

232. Did you see when Bonnaboochi fun, Donnie?

233. Uh, that was on pay-per-view, be it us?

234. We don't get that.

235. Yeah, but I thought I'd highlight from it later.

236. Yeah, of course.

237. Did you see when Bonnaboochi fun her, although?

238. Oh, yeah, was that when he threw a chair at him and broke his nose?

239. Yeah.

240. That would be cool.

241. If Mrs. Partridge kicked her all those ass.

242. And then the winner gets to face Bonnaboochi in the finals.

243. That would be cool.

244. The whole Partridge family kicked her all those ass.

245. Yeah.

246. And then Tracey could kick him in the net.

247. Yeah.

248. She could stick her tambourine up his butt.

249. Like, Chris, stick her drum stick up his butt.

250. And her all to what he's saying.

251. That's no fair.

252. There's two Chris's.

253. Yeah.

254. Are you ready to rumble?

255. Yeah.

256. Are you sure someone's in there?

257. Yeah.

258. I wonder what's taking so long.

259. Arki roll, man.

260. Get out, boy.

261. No way.

262. I'm going to kick your ass.

263. No way, butt munch.

264. No way.

265. I'm a f**k.

266. No way, Peter.

267. I'm a f**k.

268. Get out, butt munch.

269. Open the door, Peter.

270. I'm going to kick your ass.

271. Come on, come on.

272. Come on, get me out of here.

273. What is that?

274. What is that?

275. Whoa.

276. Whoa, take this out.

277. Hey, hurt.

278. He's f**king.

279. He's not really taking a dump.

280. He's the...

281. He's our ham.

282. Yeah.

283. It'd be cool to do a video like this,

284. but instead of changing faces, it'd be like changing singes.

285. Singies and singies and more singies.

286. One after another.

287. Yeah.

288. Singy vision.

289. And unlike for variety,

290. you're just throwing a pot every now and then.

291. Oh, check it out, Mr. Cheese.

292. Uh, look at Steve Perry.

293. No, no, no, that's a pretty crooker.

294. It's worth.

295. No, no, that's not a...

296. That's not a chick.

297. Uh, it's a cap and placard.

298. He's that hard.

299. He won't look at it.

300. That's a twainty.

301. Uh, that's a fun dude.

302. Uh, some flood.

303. That's your mom.

304. Look.

305. That's like...

306. He he he.

307. I'm glad that's over.

308. Now it's over.

309. Ah, damn it.