Beavis and Butt-head 5x12

Directed by Mike Judge

Beavis and Butt-head go to a plastic surgeon to get wiener implants.

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1. Welcome to Heart Story.

2. Tonight we bring you another special report on breast implants.

3. For many women a visit to the plastic surgeon means a larger firmer, perky, or bust.

4. Just take a look at these exclusive photos taken before and after.

5. Whoa.

6. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

7. The thing you've got better.

8. But is this operation worth the risk? Should women get potentially dangerous implants?

9. Just for the sake of quote, bigger thingies.

10. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, go for it.

11. Yeah.

12. Yeah.

13. Hey, beavers.

14. What?

15. We should go to one of those plastic surgeon dudes about, you know, making our thingies bigger.

16. Um, minor like already big enough.

17. It's not worth the risk.

18. Not bigger boobs dumb-ass.

19. Bigger, you know, thingies.

20. We could like get weiner implants.

21. Oh yeah.

22. Cool.

23. Yeah.

24. Yeah.

25. Panther, yeah, yeah.

26. Yeah.

27. But, uh, what's going on here?

28. Don't worry about it.

29. It's our problem.

30. Yeah.

31. Oh, baby.

32. Like that.

33. Yes.

34. Yes.

35. Come on.

36. Yeah.

37. Yeah.

38. Hey, put it.

39. Does this pantera guy ever relax?

40. Uh, I don't think so.

41. This guy's dad must have kicked his ass when he was a kid.

42. Yeah, really.

43. You know, like, damn it, pantera, the weirdest worm.

44. Get me another one.

45. Yeah.

46. He was like, you treat your stepmother with respect, pantera.

47. Or you'll be sleeping in the street.

48. Yeah, he's like, damn it, pantera.

49. I don't get to get out there and move that lawn.

50. Oh, what's this?

51. Is that a tear pantera?

52. Oh, it's daddy's little girl upside.

53. I'm going to kick your ass and then I'll do it.

54. They don't get out of here.

55. And quit acting like a damn little girl.

56. I'll down, baby.

57. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

58. Ooh.

59. Hey, hey, hey.

60. That one's pretty cool.

61. Yeah.

62. Yeah.

63. Yeah.

64. Yeah.

65. Yeah.

66. Yeah.

67. Ooh.

68. Hey, hey, hey.

69. That one's pretty cool.

70. He's in a session right now with a patient.

71. Can I help you?

72. We're going to get big, weaner.

73. Oh, I can't get a ball.

74. Babe.

75. Yeah, an endless work train in that permanently mighty

76. life.

77. Yeah.

78. Yes?

79. Does this surgeon work on bones?

80. Well, yes. He can change bone structure in extreme cases.

81. Yes!

82. Cool.

83. But it prefers to work with softer tissues.

84. Yeah, yeah, me too.

85. Good afternoon, Dr. Sofis.

86. I go through a lot of Kleenex.

87. We want to like change our bones structure.

88. Yeah, yeah, me too.

89. Good afternoon, Dr. Sofis.

90. Hey, we were next, ass wipe.

91. Oh, really? You boys are next, huh?

92. Well, well, I'm the doctor, so why don't you boys come on in?

93. Yeah. Okay.

94. So, how much smaller would you like?

95. We want them bigger.

96. Yeah, me too. We need bigger thingies.

97. Hmm, well, I've never done an enlargement.

98. All my patients have either asked for reduction in size or a slightly different shape.

99. They're stupid.

100. Yeah, sizes, everything.

101. Well, I suppose I could fashion something longer for you by breaking the bone and adding an extent.

102. But it told me it's like not really a bone.

103. Well, actually it's cartilage, which acts like a bone.

104. My neck's like a bone in the morning sometimes.

105. Hmm.

106. Well, are you experiencing any pain, any swelling, or any unusual discharge?

107. Yeah, yeah, sometimes.

108. Beiveth is becoming a man, sir.

109. Okay. Well, surgery is always risky, but I think in your case any change would probably be an improvement.

110. Um, yeah. But how could you tell all that just from looking at my nose?

111. Well, let's just say I've seen a lot of these little thingies in my line of work.

112. Oh, yeah.

113. Ow.

114. Ugh.

115. Is this operation gonna stink or something?

116. No, in fact, you probably won't smell a thing for a couple weeks.

117. So how come you're holding my nose?

118. Please, don't talk.

119. Well, I think I'll break the cartilage in your nose and add an artificial extension there.

120. Your nose will be bandaged for at least a week afterwards.

121. Um, are you gonna have to touch our nads?

122. Because like, if you do, could you get one of those, you know, female nurses to do it?

123. Yeah, yeah, like maybe that checkout front.

124. Yeah.

125. Whoa.

126. Check out his unit.

127. Well, this chicken's flat.

128. See this?

129. You see that unit?

130. Yeah, yeah.

131. That means it's not a chick.

132. Oh, oh, oh, yeah.

133. And that would look another way.

134. I wonder what the most beautiful chicken the world looks like.

135. Uh, well, it'd have to be naked.

136. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

137. And you'd have to have boof.

138. Uh, yeah.

139. It'd also be cool if she had a butt, too.

140. Yeah.

141. Yeah.

142. It's a roll.

143. And also, like, if her butt was naked.

144. Uh, yeah.

145. Well, you know, when I said she'd have to be naked, I meant, you know, down there.

146. Yeah.

147. Yeah, really.

148. It's made to see.

149. You know, be with me.

150. I was looking at your mom naked once.

151. Really?

152. How come you're naked?

153. Oh, be with me.

154. Your mom was naked.

155. Oh, oh, yeah.

156. You know how Francis, like, searching for the most beautiful chicken in the world?

157. Yeah.

158. Well, he doesn't need to go anywhere near your house.

159. Chops!

160. I'm sick of you bad mopping my mom.

161. Mopping?

162. Oh, yeah.

163. Mopping.

164. Baskin' mopping.

165. Yeah.

166. Dr. Bitter.

167. Dr. Bitter.

168. Dr. Bitter.

169. Dr. Bitter.

170. Fuck.

171. It'd be the thing.

172. What?

173. Our weaners are bigger.

174. Oh, yeah.

175. My mind looks bigger, dude.

176. Yeah.

177. Me too.

178. No, I need a bigger hand.

179. Yeah.

180. Boy.

181. Oh.

182. Oh.

183. Oh, is that Jesus?

184. Hey, is that a Lord Jesus Christ?

185. No, I think it's Lenny Krabbeth.

186. Oh, I think it's Trusson.

187. Oh, it's Rush.

188. Yeah.

189. Invisible man waves crackle with knife, but I don't care not.

190. He's not with me on the street.

191. That's the tariff house, kind of cool, bro.

192. Yeah.

193. If you happen to be a whoo.

194. A dude with dreadlocks and tattoos,

195. that's a good idea for a video.

196. Didn't they do that before?

197. Yeah, but like this guy's on a pole.

198. Oh, yeah.

199. Wait a minute, budded.

200. I think that already did that too.

201. I thought dude like didn't just scratch a chair up on, you know, like on a pole.

202. Yeah, but he didn't have dreadlocks.

203. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

204. He had tattoos.

205. Yeah, it's like they had dudes with dreadlocks scratch a chair on a pole,

206. but they didn't have a tattoo.

207. And that's like they had dudes with tattoos tied to a chair,

208. but like they weren't on a pole.

209. And they didn't have dreadlocks.

210. Yeah, remember that, yeah.

211. So this is like, you know, all original and stuff.

212. Yeah, that's right.

213. That's right.

214. Oh, shit.

215. Oh, shit.

216. I think I saw Lenny Kravitz tied to a cross once too.

217. No, baby, that was Jesus.

218. Oh, yeah.

219. I think he's right.

220. Where's this chick?

221. I don't know.

222. She looked like some chick you'd see hanging out in K-Mart.

223. I think I've seen this chick before.

224. Yeah, she did print.

225. Oh, really?

226. Well, at least that's something.

227. You know, they don't have to keep showing her just because she's singing.

228. Yeah, really.

229. Move down and show her a butterfly.

230. Yeah.

231. Look at the stupid stuff she keeps doing with her face.

232. Yeah, that's chicken pretty dumb.

233. Yeah, and she's probably a slut too.

234. Why do you think this chick like dresses up like a slut?

235. Prince makes sure that all his women look like sluts.

236. That's one thing I like about it.

237. Yeah.

238. He has a vision.

239. Me too.

240. Come day.

241. All the girls in the world.

242. But I'll come unto me.

243. I'm going to be cool.