Beavis and Butt-head 5x10

Directed by Mike Judge

The boys go to the zoo to check out the animals' weiners (and grab snakes).

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1. Music

2. Yeah, boner watch.

3. This is gonna be cool.

4. Yeah.

5. Morning wood.

6. I saw a dog with morning wood once.

7. It's all like when you say you saw a dog with morning wood.

8. Do you mean like you had a wood drawer or the dog did?

9. Um, me.

10. We both did.

11. Check this out.

12. Do you have any horses?

13. No, we only have wild animals here.

14. How about like really big dogs?

15. Wild animals only.

16. So like do you have any wood peckers?

17. Wood peckers.

18. Why don't you kids go and know the animals or something?

19. What?

20. Yeah.

21. Is this allosant chains?

22. Yeah.

23. Wow.

24. They sure look different.

25. Maybe it's because I had to like you know clean themselves up you know because it's a slow song.

26. Yeah.

27. I'll buy that.

28. Oh, wow.

29. Crazy.

30. You remember that time we went to the circus?

31. We saw that clown.

32. And then I like him pulls out my pants.

33. Whoa, check it out.

34. I just saw a nipple.

35. But it looked.

36. Where?

37. It was like right at the end of a boob.

38. Davis, that's just a puppet nipple.

39. I don't know why we.

40. That's just like a chick made out of clay, Davis.

41. Oh, hey.

42. Yeah, but you had a nipple on it.

43. Be a little.

44. I could go get some clay now and make a boob with a nipple on it.

45. So what?

46. Wait a minute.

47. You have some clay?

48. No.

49. Damn.

50. Next time they have a clay project in school.

51. I'm going to make a big boob.

52. Maybe a butt too.

53. Yeah, last time you just made an ash tray.

54. It sucked.

55. Well, you made a baseball.

56. Oh, yeah.

57. The teacher called me a lazy turd.

58. He hasn't made that.

59. Yeah, but not out of clay.

60. Which is so long that the elephant uses it to feed himself.

61. That would be cool.

62. Yeah.

63. But I don't see it.

64. Where is it?

65. Where?

66. Uh, his nose is like in the way.

67. Are there any questions back there?

68. Yeah, yeah.

69. Who has the biggest, uh, you know, thingy?

70. What do you mean?

71. It means like, which animals have the biggest thingies?

72. Oh, yeah.

73. Not too.

74. Well, I suppose it depends on what you mean by thingies.

75. Drafts do have very long necks.

76. Unfortunately, our giraffe is laid up with a pulled grime muscle.

77. That long.

78. Yes, well, next on our tour is a gorilla.

79. This animal's natural habitat is the jungles of Central Africa

80. and his diet includes...

81. When he's bad or something, do you ever like have to spank your monkey?

82. No, we don't permit any violence towards any of our animals.

83. As I was saying, the gorilla's diet includes...

84. Because Beavis would be happy to spank his monkey.

85. Shut up, Dilly!

86. What, why?

87. Gentlemen, if you can't behave yourselves, I'll have to ask you to leave the tour.

88. Uh, okay.

89. Yeah, okay.

90. Nuh-uh, no problem.

91. Nuh-uh, ha, ha, ha, nuh-uh.

92. The female zebra's reluctance to mate is difficult to comprehend.

93. Since the male of the species is extremely well endowed.

94. As you can see.

95. Whoa!

96. Torsoc!

97. Yeah.

98. They never talk about anything cool.

99. Coming up next, Budhead helps an old lady across Snake River Canyon.

100. Stay tuned.

101. All these animals must have been like...

102. Sprayed or something.

103. And some of them like...

104. Cut their weeners off.

105. And their baths too.

106. This zoo sucks.

107. Let's get out of here.

108. Yeah, really.

109. Whoa!

110. Snakes.

111. Yeah, cool.

112. Whoa, are they gonna show a movie?

113. We're in the snake home, fart knocker.

114. They have to keep it dark because of the snakes.

115. It like makes them scarier or something.

116. Oh yeah.

117. Cool.

118. There's like snakes everywhere.

119. Yeah.

120. You know, I bet like lots of chicks get real excited in this place.

121. Especially if a snake like escapes from its cage or something.

122. Yeah.

123. Yeah.

124. You don't excite them.

125. Go.

126. Snake.

127. Snake.

128. Did he say a snake escaped?

129. Yeah.

130. He escaped snake.

131. Oh my god.

132. Where?

133. Oh, he escaped snake.

134. Oh, he escaped snake.

135. Yeah, I know where he escaped snake.

136. Oh, that's me.

137. Snake, snake, snake.

138. Oh, he escaped snake.

139. Oh, he escaped snake.

140. Oh, oh, oh.

141. What am I gonna do?

142. Yeah.

143. Yeah.

144. Yeah.

145. That old dude gets a pretty good sound out of that banjo.

146. That's the thing he rocks.

147. Yeah.

148. Uh, is this Skinner?

149. Uh, yeah.

150. No way.

151. He bought it.

152. That's a guy from that Aussie video.

153. Uh.

154. What Aussie video?

155. Is that Aussie video with that chick?

156. Oh, yeah.

157. That one.

158. You know that one?

159. I'm with that chick like it's like drowning in all those tears.

160. Mm-hmm.

161. And I'm like, you know what?

162. He's got that good turning of.

163. Bap, bap, bap, bap.

164. Da, da, da, da.

165. Oh, yeah.

166. That was cool.

167. That old dude should start his own ban.

168. Yeah, yeah.

169. Like, like they get a rock out and then like they can go fishing.

170. Yeah.

171. Fishing is cool.

172. Yeah.

173. Like going fishing with worms.

174. If I could take the worm.

175. Yeah.

176. Yeah.

177. Fishing is cool.

178. Yeah.

179. Yeah.

180. Yeah.

181. Yeah.

182. Like going fishing with worms.

183. If it's like you take the worm and you put that worm blower in it.

184. It will blow up its butt.

185. What are you talking about, Bevest?

186. You know, like a little pumpkin.

187. Stick it with the worms.

188. But, you know what I'm talking about?

189. Uh.

190. No, I don't, Bevest.

191. Yeah, it's like it makes them float or something.

192. Yeah.

193. Yeah.

194. Yeah.

195. Yeah.

196. Yeah.

197. You're my.

198. Uh.

199. You're my little man.

200. Oh.

201. I'm gonna die!

202. AHHHH!

203. I'm gonna die!

204. UGH!

205. UGH!

206. I got him!

207. Yeah, yeah, yeah!

208. Me too!

209. I got him!

210. I got him!

211. Don't let go, Bea-Va!

212. Yeah, yeah, I got him good!

213. Hehehehe!

214. He's not that big!

215. Yeah!

216. A pretty small snake!

217. AHHHH!

218. No!

219. Snake!

220. Head to the lights!

221. Quick!

222. Burn on the lights!

223. Err!

224. What the hell?

225. I thought you had him dumb-ass!

226. You said you had him!

227. But all!

228. Hehehe!

229. Uh, I think he liked escape or something.

230. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

231. You got away!

232. We had him though!

233. Me, yeah!

234. Hehehehe!

235. The ever-dum-a-do!

236. The ever-dum-a-do!

237. Uh, I need the Flintstones!

238. Yeah, I need it!

239. I need it!

240. Please, to make your acquaintance!

241. Please say hello to my butt!

242. And hehehehe!

243. Yeah!

244. My butt rocks!

245. My rock butt!

246. Hehehehe!

247. That's the Flintstones!

248. This is Rosanna!

249. Oh yeah, yeah!

250. Yeah, there's Rosanna!

251. That was blood sand!

252. Hey, buddy!

253. Well, that's what the Stone Age was really like!

254. No, it was more like Jurassic Park!

255. Yeah, the special effects were better back then!

256. It was like, intact, and cack-in, cack-in, and cack-in, and cack-in, and cack-in!

257. Yeah!

258. It sucked!

259. It was a lot of fun, so I had to eat that!

260. Yeah!

261. It's like, there's a real caveman that like, have long hair and beards, and they'd be like, sniffing each other's butts!

262. Like, feeding each other up with rocks and like, pulling women around by their hair!

263. Really?

264. Hey, buddy!

265. I bet my uncle Louie's a caveman!

266. Oh yeah!

267. A caveman like, have cars up on blocks in the front lawn?

268. Uh, I think so!

269. Yeah, yeah, I think I came back!

270. Yeah!

271. Yeah!