- 1. I think that teenagers do
care about the future.
- 2. And I think this could be the best
generation this country's ever seen...
- 3. Let's go up behind Walmart
and shoot some turds.
- 4. We're are out of BB's.
- 5. Let's go over to Stewart's house
and light one in his cat's butt.
- 6. We're out of M-80's.
- 7. - Let's burn something.
- We're out of kerosene.
- 8. - Got anymore glue?
- We're all out, dude.
- 9. We're out of cash too.
- 10. We need to invest in our youth,
through new education programs,
- 11. better schools, drug enforcement...
- 12. I don't like stuff that sucks.
- 13. Yeah.
- 14. can go to college if they want to
and if they...
- 15. What is this?
- 16. This is crap.
- 17. Art sucks.
- 18. Whoa. Hey, that's that guy
from that country in the news.
- 19. Yeah, that's him.
- 20. - This video needs more blood.
- 21. - Is that the president?
- 22. This is like the ending
of that Rocky Four movie.
- 23. No way asswipe, that
didn't look like Mr. T.
- 24. No dude, you're
thinking of Rocky Three.
- 25. No, Mr. T was in Rocky Four.
- 26. No, dumb-ass, Rocky Four was where he
kicked ass on that dude from that country.
- 27. No, dude, that was Rocky Two.
- 28. Which is the one where he
takes a knife and kills all those dudes?
- 29. - That was cool.
- Yeah, that was... Rocky Six.
- 30. Yeah,
Rocky Six was the best one.
- 31. Have you seen that movie Rocky "V"?
- 32. Yeah, it's not as cool
as Rocky Five, though.
- 33. This video has a message.
- 34. Yeah, the message is: change it.
- 35. He's dressed up like
that dude on the dollar.
- 36. "You got what I need."
- 37. "But you say he's just a friend."
- 38. I'm pretty cool.
- 39. "Ooh baby, you".
- 40. "Got what I need".
- 41. "Amadeus Markie".
- 42. What?
- 43. Hey Beavis, I'm gonna get me one of
those gold chains to put around my neck.
- 44. - Me too.
- I would look pretty cool, huh?
- 45. Now, you'll only be painting the trim,
- 46. and if I see so much as a drop of paint
- 47. you'll clean it up
and it'll come out of your pay.
- 48. I don't wanna see a whole lot
of brush strokes and bubbles, neither.
- 49. You know,
back when I was in the service,
- 50. they'd throw a fella in the brig
for messing up a paint job.
- 51. Now, I'll be back in a while
to see how you're doing.
- 52. - This sucks.
- 53. - Check it out, Butt-Head, paint thinner.
- 54. No way, dude.
- 55. - Bunghole!
- 56. Don't bogart it, dude.
- 57. Paint his butt.
- 58. That looks cool.
- 59. Hey Butt-Head, check it out.
- 60. Check this out.
- 61. That looks cool.
- 62. - Breaking the law! Breaking the law!
- 63. Let's burn something.
- 64. - Breaking the law! Breaking the law!
- Breaking the law! Breaking the law!
- 65. Say, I forgot to tell you boys,
- 66. there's some paint thinner over by the...
- 67. What the...
- 68. Lets take this thing over
to Stewart's house and mow stuff.
- 69. - Yes! Yes! Yes!
- 70. It's about time they
played something cool.
- 71. Yeah.
- 72. Whoa! Cool lawnmower.
- 73. Yeah.
- 74. - Yes!
- This guy is cool.
- 75. - Hey Beavis, is that guy from Rastafaria?
- 76. Cool!
- 77. - Whoa, skulls are cool.
- 78. Eyeballs are cool.
- 79. Let's try taking our eyeballs out.
- 80. That would be cool.
- 81. - I'll go get the pliers.
- Yes! Yes!
- 82. - Let's go mow Stewart's living room.
- 83. That was cool.
- 84. One of them calls himself "Butthole".
- 85. The other one's name is Joe, I think.
- 86. And what did these boys look like?
- 87. I believe they were oriental.
- 88. Hey Beavis.
- 89. We're pretty cool, huh?
- 90. Yeah.
- 91. She's pinching a loaf.
- 92. That's disgusting.
- 93. She's married to that short old guy.
- 94. Yeah, that dude from Africa
that used to be in the Beatles.
- 95. She said "deep".
- 96. Deep.
- 97. This chick is deep.
- 98. What I am?
- 99. - Didn't Popeye say that?
- 100. They ripped this off from Popeye.