1. I'm 42 year old, I have
eleven wonderful children...
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2. Beavis.
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3. These taste pretty good.
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4. Ooh, big one.
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5. The common cold can knock you out.
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6. But did you know
that the leading prescription
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7. cold remedy is more
than 70% alcohol,
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8. or that can make you lightheaded,
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9. woozy, even hallucinogenic.
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10. Whoa!
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11. I think we need a doctor.
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12. Yeah, we're sick.
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13. Check it out.
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14. Cool!
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15. Yes!
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16. - Hey, somebody pitched a tent.
- Yeah.
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17. Now this is feel good music.
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18. - This video tells a message.
- Yeah.
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19. - The message is "Vince Neil is a wuss".
- Yeah.
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20. That guy from Danzig will kick his ass.
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21. Hey Butt-Head, what does
Doctor Feelgood mean?
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22. That's like, when the doctor
makes you cough,
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23. and he puts his fingers on your nads.
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24. Yeah, that's cool.
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25. Oh yeah?
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26. You don't have a female
doctor, do you Beavis?
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27. - This video has fire and cars.
- Yeah, and tattoos and leather.
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28. Now, all it needs is some chicks.
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29. - Then it would be cool.
- Yeah.
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30. Fire! Fire! Fire!
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31. Cool!
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32. - This isn't as cool as Scarface.
- Yeah.
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33. This was before the
music revolution.
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34. Hey this looks like that "Less Miserables"
poster in Mrs. Dickie's class.
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35. Yeah.
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36. This Less Miserables-looking thing sucks.
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37. This guy does everything by himself.
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38. Hey, I detect masturbatory overtones.
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39. - "Playing with myself. Oh oh".
- "Playing with myself. Oh oh".
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40. - "Playing with myself".
- "Playing with myself".
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41. - He's talking about choking his chicken
- Yeah.
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42. He's talking about spanking his monkey.
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43. Sweat, sweat, sweat, sweat,
sweat! sweat!
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44. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Sweat, sweat.
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45. - Sweat, sweat.
- Sweat, sweat, sweat.
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46. I'm pretty cool sometimes,
huh, Beavis?
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47. Why!
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48. Who wants...?
Who wants cheese on..?
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49. Medium?
Medium well?
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50. That's cool.
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51. Number 83.
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52. Number 8-3,
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53. Pickles?
Pickles?
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54. Cool!
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55. And what is your problem?
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56. I kinda... ow!
have a fork stuck in my head.
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57. We're number 83 and we need
the leading subscription cold remedy.
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58. We are, like, sick or something.
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59. I have not gone on break
in two hours and fifteen minutes.
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60. And what is your problem?
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61. We're sick.
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62. See?
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63. Look, room seven. Strip down to your
underpants, wait for the doctor.
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64. I'm going on my break.
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65. Cool.
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66. So the doctor says:
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67. "Rectum?
It nearly killed him".
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68. Nice wedgie, dude.
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69. Look, it's a thong.
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70. That's cool.
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71. Oh, okay. So, you boys
have bad colds, right?
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72. - She saw your butt.
- Shut up!
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73. Yeah, we have bad colds.
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74. Probably, like, ammonia or something.
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75. So, we need rest, fluids,
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76. and a leading description
cold remedy. A big bottle.
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77. Well, we'll see, Mr. Butt-Head.
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78. How about we start with you?
Just hop up on the table over there,
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79. and let me take a
quick look in your ear, okay?
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80. Well, what I actually said,
Mr. Butt-Head, was
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81. "In your ear", not "In your rear".
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82. So, maybe you could...?
You know.
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83. You can call him Crisco, 'cause
he's fat in the can.
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84. Shut up, Beavis!
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85. - Hey! Hey!
- Butthole!
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86. I tell you what. Let's just
cut this short, okay?
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87. I'll give you each a
quick antibiotic injection,
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88. and you should start
feeling better very soon.
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89. No leading inscription cold remedy?
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90. No wild cherry or cool grape goodness?
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91. No, I never prescribe that stuff.
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92. It tends to make
patients kinda lightheaded.
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93. Homeowner.
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94. Sometimes, they even
get high or hallucinate.
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95. Alright, then.
You can dress now if you'd like.
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96. In fact, I'd really appreciate
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97. if you do it as quickly as possible.
And the nurse will be in momentarily,
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98. with your bill.
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99. This sucks!
No medicine, no buzz, nothing.
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100. Yeah,
I'm starting to feel better.
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101. What a rip-off.
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102. Honey, where's the pickles?
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103. Where's the pickles?
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104. Check it out, Beavis.
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105. - It's those dudes on Stewart's lunchbox.
- Yeah.
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106. This video needs, like, more explosions
and close-ups of butts.
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107. Yeah, they should have somebody
come out and start kicking these guys.
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108. - That would be cool.
- Yeah.
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109. They could kick him.
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110. And punch him too.
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111. Like Ice Cube.
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112. He could come out
and kick all these guys.
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113. - That would be cool.
- Yeah.
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114. - He said "hanging'".
- Yeah.
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115. If this toad licking thing works,
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116. we not gonna even need
the leading conniption cold remedy.
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117. Anything yet?
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118. Are you sure you're licking right?
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119. Yeah.
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120. I don't get it! It's supposed
to pack an awesome buzz.
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121. Taste like chicken.
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122. - Here toady.
- Here toady.
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123. Yes!
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124. Whoa!
"Trials Of life".
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125. "Why do you think they
call them animals?"
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126. Yeah, "Volume One. Hunting and escaping.
Order now! Operators are standing by!"
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127. Whoa, a baby!
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128. How did that happen?
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129. Cool!
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130. These guys are pissed off.
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131. - Yeah, they got a bad attitude.
- That's cool.
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132. This is the coolest video
I've ever seen in my life.
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133. His beard is cool.
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134. It's King Tut from Batman.
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