- 1. I'm 42 year old, I have
eleven wonderful children...
- 2. Beavis.
- 3. These taste pretty good.
- 4. Ooh, big one.
- 5. The common cold can knock you out.
- 6. But did you know
that the leading prescription
- 7. cold remedy is more
than 70% alcohol,
- 8. or that can make you lightheaded,
- 9. woozy, even hallucinogenic.
- 10. Whoa!
- 11. I think we need a doctor.
- 12. Yeah, we're sick.
- 13. Check it out.
- 14. Cool!
- 15. Yes!
- 16. - Hey, somebody pitched a tent.
- 17. Now this is feel good music.
- 18. - This video tells a message.
- 19. - The message is "Vince Neil is a wuss".
- 20. That guy from Danzig will kick his ass.
- 21. Hey Butt-Head, what does
Doctor Feelgood mean?
- 22. That's like, when the doctor
makes you cough,
- 23. and he puts his fingers on your nads.
- 24. Yeah, that's cool.
- 25. Oh yeah?
- 26. You don't have a female
doctor, do you Beavis?
- 27. - This video has fire and cars.
- Yeah, and tattoos and leather.
- 28. Now, all it needs is some chicks.
- 29. - Then it would be cool.
- 30. Fire! Fire! Fire!
- 31. Cool!
- 32. - This isn't as cool as Scarface.
- 33. This was before the
- 34. Hey this looks like that "Less Miserables"
poster in Mrs. Dickie's class.
- 35. Yeah.
- 36. This Less Miserables-looking thing sucks.
- 37. This guy does everything by himself.
- 38. Hey, I detect masturbatory overtones.
- 39. - "Playing with myself. Oh oh".
- "Playing with myself. Oh oh".
- 40. - "Playing with myself".
- "Playing with myself".
- 41. - He's talking about choking his chicken
- 42. He's talking about spanking his monkey.
- 43. Sweat, sweat, sweat, sweat,
- 44. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Sweat, sweat.
- 45. - Sweat, sweat.
- Sweat, sweat, sweat.
- 46. I'm pretty cool sometimes,
- 47. Why!
- 48. Who wants...?
Who wants cheese on..?
- 49. Medium?
- 50. That's cool.
- 51. Number 83.
- 52. Number 8-3,
- 53. Pickles?
- 54. Cool!
- 55. And what is your problem?
- 56. I kinda... ow!
have a fork stuck in my head.
- 57. We're number 83 and we need
the leading subscription cold remedy.
- 58. We are, like, sick or something.
- 59. I have not gone on break
in two hours and fifteen minutes.
- 60. And what is your problem?
- 61. We're sick.
- 62. See?
- 63. Look, room seven. Strip down to your
underpants, wait for the doctor.
- 64. I'm going on my break.
- 65. Cool.
- 66. So the doctor says:
- 67. "Rectum?
It nearly killed him".
- 68. Nice wedgie, dude.
- 69. Look, it's a thong.
- 70. That's cool.
- 71. Oh, okay. So, you boys
have bad colds, right?
- 72. - She saw your butt.
- Shut up!
- 73. Yeah, we have bad colds.
- 74. Probably, like, ammonia or something.
- 75. So, we need rest, fluids,
- 76. and a leading description
cold remedy. A big bottle.
- 77. Well, we'll see, Mr. Butt-Head.
- 78. How about we start with you?
Just hop up on the table over there,
- 79. and let me take a
quick look in your ear, okay?
- 80. Well, what I actually said,
Mr. Butt-Head, was
- 81. "In your ear", not "In your rear".
- 82. So, maybe you could...?
- 83. You can call him Crisco, 'cause
he's fat in the can.
- 84. Shut up, Beavis!
- 85. - Hey! Hey!
- 86. I tell you what. Let's just
cut this short, okay?
- 87. I'll give you each a
quick antibiotic injection,
- 88. and you should start
feeling better very soon.
- 89. No leading inscription cold remedy?
- 90. No wild cherry or cool grape goodness?
- 91. No, I never prescribe that stuff.
- 92. It tends to make
patients kinda lightheaded.
- 93. Homeowner.
- 94. Sometimes, they even
get high or hallucinate.
- 95. Alright, then.
You can dress now if you'd like.
- 96. In fact, I'd really appreciate
- 97. if you do it as quickly as possible.
And the nurse will be in momentarily,
- 98. with your bill.
- 99. This sucks!
No medicine, no buzz, nothing.
- 100. Yeah,
I'm starting to feel better.
- 101. What a rip-off.
- 102. Honey, where's the pickles?
- 103. Where's the pickles?
- 104. Check it out, Beavis.
- 105. - It's those dudes on Stewart's lunchbox.
- 106. This video needs, like, more explosions
and close-ups of butts.
- 107. Yeah, they should have somebody
come out and start kicking these guys.
- 108. - That would be cool.
- 109. They could kick him.
- 110. And punch him too.
- 111. Like Ice Cube.
- 112. He could come out
and kick all these guys.
- 113. - That would be cool.
- 114. - He said "hanging'".
- 115. If this toad licking thing works,
- 116. we not gonna even need
the leading conniption cold remedy.
- 117. Anything yet?
- 118. Are you sure you're licking right?
- 119. Yeah.
- 120. I don't get it! It's supposed
to pack an awesome buzz.
- 121. Taste like chicken.
- 122. - Here toady.
- Here toady.
- 123. Yes!
- 124. Whoa!
"Trials Of life".
- 125. "Why do you think they
call them animals?"
- 126. Yeah, "Volume One. Hunting and escaping.
Order now! Operators are standing by!"
- 127. Whoa, a baby!
- 128. How did that happen?
- 129. Cool!
- 130. These guys are pissed off.
- 131. - Yeah, they got a bad attitude.
- That's cool.
- 132. This is the coolest video
I've ever seen in my life.
- 133. His beard is cool.
- 134. It's King Tut from Batman.