1. CUSTOMERS
SUCK
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2. "Here's the story
of a lovely lady".
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3. - Whoa check it out, "The Bunch".
- "Who was bringing up three very
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4. lovely girls.
All of them had hair of gold,
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5. like their mother.
The youngest one in curls".
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6. "Here's the story,
of a man named Brady".
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7. - "The Bunch" sucks.
- Yeah.
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8. I don't like stuff that sucks.
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9. Let's watch something cool.
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10. She is beating her carpet.
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11. Yeah, we should do that.
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12. It looks cool.
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13. You're white?
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14. He's got a hair stiffy.
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15. Old people.
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16. You're wrong?
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17. Yeah,
he is all wrong.
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18. And his hair is orange.
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19. You think those guys
sleep in separate beds?
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20. No way.
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21. Why are these guys so snotty?
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22. - Yeah, they look all pissed off.
- Yeah, and tired.
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23. What's that guy doing back there?
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24. He's Wang Chung'ing.
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25. That guy is peeing.
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26. That's cool.
I peed in the gym once.
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27. Really?
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28. You're pretty cool, Beavis.
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29. Where are the women in this video?
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30. Yeah, they need some chicks too.
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31. Hey Butt-Head, I feel a seizure coming on.
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32. Cool!
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33. Let's fry something.
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34. Yeah, check it out...
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35. Cook, cook, cook.
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36. Grease is cool.
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37. Hello? I'll have a
cheeseburger with no ketchup.
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38. And I'll also have...
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39. a chicken sandwich...
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40. with no tomatoes...
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41. and...
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42. with extra mayonnaise...
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43. and some onion rings
with no salt and...
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44. Shut up!
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45. I also want...
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46. a large orange soda...
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47. with no ice...
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48. - And...
- Shut up!
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49. Go away!
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50. Did you get all that?
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51. We're, like, closed
or something.
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52. Go away!
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53. - That was cool.
- Yeah.
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54. Customers suck.
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55. Check this out...
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56. Please hang up now.
This is a recording.
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57. Welcome to the World.
May I help you?
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58. You're pretty cool, Beavis.
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59. Are your shakes made with real
milk and ice cream,
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60. or do you use that reconstituted
shake mix stuff?
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61. Yeah.
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62. What do you mean: yeah,
you use the shake mix,
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63. - or yeah, you use the real stuff?
- Yeah.
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64. Let me talk to the manager.
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65. Yeah.
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66. I'm an assistant manger, sir.
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67. Is there something
I can help you with?
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68. Yes, I'm trying to ask a very
simple question here.
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69. Are your shakes made from shake mix
or from ice cream and milk?
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70. We have vanilla, chocolate
and strawberry.
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71. - Yeah.
- Forget it, forget it...
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72. God, can't you idiots answer
a simple question?
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73. I'll go somewhere else...
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74. God, morons!
Jesus, couple of imbeciles!
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75. - Let's go break something.
- Yeah.
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76. What's this?
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77. He's smiling at
you, Beavis.
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78. Shut up, Butt-Head!
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79. This guy always likes
to show off his butt.
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80. Yeah,
and his butt sucks.
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81. Oh yeah?
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82. - How do you know?
- Shut up, Butt-Head!
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83. I'll kick your ass!
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84. This is one of those
workout tapes.
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85. They make you work out to this
tape, you end up looking like a wuss.
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86. Yeah.
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87. This video is making me sick.
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88. What?
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89. I hate words.
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90. Yeah!
Words suck!
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91. If I wanted to read,
I'd go to school.
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92. This is college music.
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93. Yeah. College
music sucks!
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94. - He said "dangle".
- Yeah, yeah.
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95. The angle of the dangle is inversely
proportional to the heat of the meat.
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96. Whoa!
That was pretty cool!
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97. - You're pretty smart, Beavis.
- Yeah.
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98. Pull my finger!
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99. Pull my finger, dude!
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100. No way.
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101. Come on,
pull my finger!
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102. Nothing?
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103. S.B.D.
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104. That was cool.
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105. Yes!
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106. This kicks butt.
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107. - Nirvana is cool.
- Yeah.
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108. Beavis's dad.
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109. Is this, like, grudge music?
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110. Grudge music is that stuff
those guys from Seattle play.
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111. Where is Seattle?
Hey Butt-Head, where's Seattle?
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112. You don't know?
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113. It's this place where,
like, stuff is, like, really cool.
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114. Hello? Hello?
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115. Hello, may I help you?
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116. Hey Butt-Head, what is "Teen Spirit"?
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117. Dude, if you don't know,
I'm not gonna tell you.
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118. Dumbass!
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119. Look, this video has symbols.
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120. Yeah, is that what they mean
when they say "videos have symbolism"?
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121. You said "ism".
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122. Pep rallies suck.
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123. Yeah.
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