- 1. AT THE
- 2. I think birth control is a
very important issue in a women's life...
- 3. I'm looking at all the options and...
- 4. One week only! The
Stench Brothers traveling carnival!
- 5. Rides! Games!
- 6. That's stupid.
- 7. Fun for all!
- 8. If you're dead.
- 9. And the nastiest freaks
you'll ever see in this lifetime.
- 10. Whoa, maybe they got one
of those dudes with two butts.
- 11. Yeah, that would be cool.
- 12. We're there dude.
- 13. - Whoa, these chicks are pretty tough.
- Yeah, I didn't know girls were cool.
- 14. Whoa, check it out.
Where is his penis?
- 15. It's in his hand,
where it always is.
- 16. These guys are pretty cool.
- 17. - Even known they're 60.
- Yeah, that one guy is 69.
- 18. - He looks like Vanilli.
- 19. - Hit him! Hit him! Hit him!
- 20. - Just keep playing.
- 21. Everything is cool.
- 22. - That sucked.
- Yeah, he should've waited longer.
- 23. Yeah.
- 24. - Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
- 25. - Airbags suck.
- 26. Step right up
and see the gorilla boy,
- 27. - once an ordinary everyday teenager.
- This sucks.
- 28. An honor roll football star...
- 29. Come right in here, folks.
Come on. See the half and half woman-man.
- 30. Born with two perfect and functioning
sets of gender organs.
- 31. Folks, he is never lonely
on Saturday night.
- 32. Check this out.
- 33. Excuse me, sir.
Which way is the dude with two butts?
- 34. Hey, get lost!
- 35. That was cool.
- 36. She tucks her legs behind her head
and walks on her hands.
- 37. She twists and
turns like a human pretzel.
- 38. Fellas, a public promenade is
no place to describe what else she does.
- 39. But let me put it this way:
- 40. the little lady bends north, south,
- 41. east, west and all points in between.
- 42. Born without a solid bone in her body,
she's the rubber band lady.
- 43. - Whoa, that looks cool.
- I'm there, dude.
- 44. - Whoa, cop a feel.
- 45. Dude, I'm pitching a tent.
- 46. Thank you very much, folks.
- 47. Step to the left.
Plenty of other attractions still open.
- 48. Move it, folks.
Thank you, get out!
- 49. - We can't leave, dude.
- Yeah, we gotta meet this chick.
- 50. Come on in, boys.
- 51. Now, why don't you boys tell
me what brings you back here?
- 52. We wanna know how
you do that stuff.
- 53. - I'm double-jointed, hon.
- 54. Come on, boys, I ain't got all night.
How do you want it?
- 55. Want what?
- 56. Come on sonny,
nobody is that stupid.
- 57. Tell me what's your
pleasure and we'll negotiate.
- 58. What do you like, boys?
What do you like?
- 59. I like to blow up lizards.
- 60. Yeah, I like to burn stuff.
- 61. These rubes bothering you, Tiffany?
- 62. - Whoa, it's that gorilla dude.
- 63. Their indecisiveness is
cutting into my work day.
- 64. Look, this is your
lucky day, fellas. Capiche?
- 65. You seen the act, the lady
does things with the body
- 66. that you'll still dream about when you are
ninety five and can't hold your water.
- 67. But she is short on patience and
don't like being joked around.
- 68. So, you got a special trick
in mind, let's hear it, now!
- 69. - What... yeah.
- Yeah... maybe.
- 70. - That would be cool.
- That would be cool, yeah.
- 71. Could you pick your
butt with your nose?
- 72. Hey, where is Tito?
- 73. Isn't that Jermaine dude?
- 74. They are in a rubber.
- 75. Yeah.
- 76. This should've been the Super Bowl
half time show.
- 77. - Yeah, that would've been cool.
- 78. They could've had everybody
get inside a big rubber.
- 79. Hey Beavis, guess
where his hand's been.
- 80. Yeah.
- 81. Where's Tito?
- 82. Tito!
- 83. Tito is cool.
- 84. Yeah, Tito rules.
- 85. - He used to be in the Village People.
- 86. - This is torture. Change it.
- 87. This is a very gay tune.
- 88. - Yeah, you mean, like, happy.
- 89. - Hey, it's Debby Gibson.
- 90. You're a man?
- 91. - No way.
- He is not even a boy.
- 92. He's Boy George.
- 93. This video needs some,
like, car accidents.
- 94. Yeah, yeah, with lots of fire.
- 95. Then it would be cool.
- 96. Hey Beavis, is this supposed
to be, like, in the future?
- 97. Yeah,
- 98. the future sucks.
- 99. I'm pretty cool Beavis,
but I can't change the future.
- 100. Experience an unforgettable lesson in
Mother Nature's cruel sense of humour.
- 101. I know you've seen Siamese twins,
- 102. I know you've seen geeks
bite heads off chickens.
- 103. But not since the collapse of
- 104. South Korea's Mong Dynasty
in the year 467 BC
- 105. has the world seen the rare and
- 106. of chicken-head-biting
Siamese twin geeks.
- 107. - This costume sucks.
- 108. Watch it dude,
you're pulling my stitches.
- 109. Sorry.
- 110. Pass the ketchup, dude.
- 111. - This reminds me of the "Love Boat".
- 112. Remember that time
Kristy McNichol was on?
- 113. Yeah, her and Isaac did the wild thing.
- 114. And then captain Stuby got her.
- 115. - This video is confusing.
- Yeah. It's all, like, complicated.
- 116. - This video is over my head.
- Yeah. It's under my butt.
- 117. I don't like videos that suck.
- 118. Yeah, me too.
- 119. - What is this commercial for?
- This is that deodorant commercial.
- 120. - Yeah, that's 'cause this guy stinks.
- Yeah, and he sucks too.
- 121. Hey Butt-Head, isn't this dude
- 122. - on some soap opera?
- 123. He is on "As The World Sucks".
- 124. This video should have
a warning label.
- 125. "Parental advisory:
what you're about to see sucks".
- 126. Yeah, yeah. It sucks.
- 127. Let's see if we can find a video
that, like, doesn't suck.
- 128. That's pretty cool, Beavis. You
should be one of those synthesizers.
- 129. Yeah, yeah... yeah.
- 130. - Whoa, it's that Paul Shaffer dude.
- Yeah, smash him!
- 131. - Yeah.
- 132. - Yes!
- Harder! Harder!
- 133. Check it out, they punch the guy,
then they bring in the dancing chicks.
- 134. Yeah, yeah.
- 135. - Interrogation is cool.
- I didn't know you know these big words.
- 136. I do when the words are cool.
- 137. And "asphyxiation".
- 138. Yeah, and "seminiferous tubule".
- 139. Whoa.
- 140. - That was pretty cool, Beavis.