1. Change it.
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2. Biological processes for $800.
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3. Part of the body responsible
for the creation and organization
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4. of the electronic impulses which,
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5. when processed, form the
basis of intelligence.
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6. What is the butt, Alex?
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7. Change it.
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8. Sure I'll share my mother's scarf.
But my mother's tampoon...
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9. No way!
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10. Change it.
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11. The face of evil,
the soul of terror,
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12. the body of a babe.
Fleshmonster!
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13. The bone chilling story
of a motorcycle riding,
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14. eye-gouging, brain eating
zombie sex kitten.
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15. Who just happens to be insane.
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16. Now playing at a crappy drive-in,
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17. or second rate multiplex near you.
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18. - Whoa! We're there dude.
- Yeah.
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19. I can't believe it, okay?
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20. My honeymoon night, okay?
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21. I will probably only have three or four
more of these in my whole entire lifetime.
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22. And you, you check me into that
dump your brother calls a motel!
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23. This is a big fat dude
with hairy shoulders.
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24. Yeah.
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25. That's cool.
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26. He's gonna buy some candy.
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27. Can I help you?
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28. Ooh! Breath mint.
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29. Our lips are so close.
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30. Not if you was the last immigrant
grocer on earth, honey!
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31. Son of a biscuit.
My ancestors spit on your haircut.
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32. Can you help me!
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33. My doctor said I have
to take a laxative!
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34. Not in my store you don't!
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35. Look at all those big thingies.
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36. I like when you can see
the bottom of the thingies.
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37. That is cool.
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38. - Whoa.
- Give me a bottle of anything...
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39. and a glazed doughnut...
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40. - To go.
- This is boring.
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41. - Is this the Bangles?
- No, it's the Go-Go's.
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42. - These are like, "grudge" chicks.
- Yeah.
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43. Grubby chicks are cool.
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44. I'm gonna get
a ring in my nose.
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45. I had ringworm in my nose once.
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46. - It was pretty cool.
- Yeah, I remember.
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47. Hey Beavis, let's pretend we're dead.
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48. Yeah, that would be cool.
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49. No, it's only three
dollars if you got a car.
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50. - Look.
- What?
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51. Look.
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52. Look, I'm stroking my wiener.
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53. Oh, man. Get a napkin, pud.
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54. Gym teacher's handkerchief.
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55. That's cool.
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56. Nothing in here.
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57. No.
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58. No.
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59. Bingo.
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60. If this van's a-rockin' don't
come a-knockin'.
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61. Whoa, Beavis, look.
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62. That's the biggest, fattest, hairiest,
wart-coveredest butt I've ever saw.
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63. Yeah,
his is pretty ugly too.
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64. You boys think you got a
problem with my butt!
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65. I will kick your butts all
over this drive-in.
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66. This spawn of hell sucks.
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67. Yeah, he is not nearly
as scary as this butt.
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68. No way, I can't believe it.
All my sorority sisters are naked.
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69. And like, decapitated.
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70. Something's not right here.
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71. - Duh!
- Boy, she's stupid.
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72. I hope nothing, like, bad is
gonna happen to me.
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73. - I know, I'll take a shower.
- Yes!
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74. You boys ready to die?
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75. Buttwoman!
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76. Help!
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77. Help!
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78. This sucks.
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79. Yeah.
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80. You're screwing it up, dumb-ass.
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81. No way.
You screwed it up, bunghole.
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82. Shut up, Beavis.
You want me to kick your ass again?
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83. Hey Beavis,
you know what these guys call themselves?
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84. Helmet.
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85. Yeah,
helmet, yeah.
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86. - That drummer looks like a regular guy.
- Yeah.
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87. If you, like, saw these guys on the street,
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88. you wouldn't even know that they're cool.
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89. Yeah, they look like
normal guys, like us.
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90. - Faster.
- Yeah, yeah.
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91. - Faster!
- Faster! Faster! Faster! Faster!
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92. Faster! Faster! Faster!
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93. - Hey Beavis.
- What?
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94. - Your butt's weird looking.
- Shut up.
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95. Kinda looks like baloney.
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96. - Shut up, dude.
- With pimples on it.
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97. Hey Butt-Head, why are
you so interested in my butt?
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98. Have you heard that new Gwar album?
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99. These chicks look like guys.
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100. Yeah, that one's
not wearing a bra.
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101. Hey Butt-Head, I've heard that
these chicks grandpa is Ozzy Osbourne.
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102. No way, ass wipe.
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103. - They're Elvis' kids.
- Oh yeah.
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104. I get the one on the left.
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105. You get the ugly one.
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106. All right, Gwar!
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107. Yeah,
Gwar is cool.
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108. Gwar! Gwar! Gwar!
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109. Gwar! Gwar! Gwar!
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110. - Gwar kicks ass.
- Yeah.
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111. Gwar!
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