- 1. Change it.
- 2. Biological processes for $800.
- 3. Part of the body responsible
for the creation and organization
- 4. of the electronic impulses which,
- 5. when processed, form the
basis of intelligence.
- 6. What is the butt, Alex?
- 7. Change it.
- 8. Sure I'll share my mother's scarf.
But my mother's tampoon...
- 9. No way!
- 10. Change it.
- 11. The face of evil,
the soul of terror,
- 12. the body of a babe.
- 13. The bone chilling story
of a motorcycle riding,
- 14. eye-gouging, brain eating
zombie sex kitten.
- 15. Who just happens to be insane.
- 16. Now playing at a crappy drive-in,
- 17. or second rate multiplex near you.
- 18. - Whoa! We're there dude.
- 19. I can't believe it, okay?
- 20. My honeymoon night, okay?
- 21. I will probably only have three or four
more of these in my whole entire lifetime.
- 22. And you, you check me into that
dump your brother calls a motel!
- 23. This is a big fat dude
with hairy shoulders.
- 24. Yeah.
- 25. That's cool.
- 26. He's gonna buy some candy.
- 27. Can I help you?
- 28. Ooh! Breath mint.
- 29. Our lips are so close.
- 30. Not if you was the last immigrant
grocer on earth, honey!
- 31. Son of a biscuit.
My ancestors spit on your haircut.
- 32. Can you help me!
- 33. My doctor said I have
to take a laxative!
- 34. Not in my store you don't!
- 35. Look at all those big thingies.
- 36. I like when you can see
the bottom of the thingies.
- 37. That is cool.
- 38. - Whoa.
- Give me a bottle of anything...
- 39. and a glazed doughnut...
- 40. - To go.
- This is boring.
- 41. - Is this the Bangles?
- No, it's the Go-Go's.
- 42. - These are like, "grudge" chicks.
- 43. Grubby chicks are cool.
- 44. I'm gonna get
a ring in my nose.
- 45. I had ringworm in my nose once.
- 46. - It was pretty cool.
- Yeah, I remember.
- 47. Hey Beavis, let's pretend we're dead.
- 48. Yeah, that would be cool.
- 49. No, it's only three
dollars if you got a car.
- 50. - Look.
- 51. Look.
- 52. Look, I'm stroking my wiener.
- 53. Oh, man. Get a napkin, pud.
- 54. Gym teacher's handkerchief.
- 55. That's cool.
- 56. Nothing in here.
- 57. No.
- 58. No.
- 59. Bingo.
- 60. If this van's a-rockin' don't
- 61. Whoa, Beavis, look.
- 62. That's the biggest, fattest, hairiest,
wart-coveredest butt I've ever saw.
- 63. Yeah,
his is pretty ugly too.
- 64. You boys think you got a
problem with my butt!
- 65. I will kick your butts all
over this drive-in.
- 66. This spawn of hell sucks.
- 67. Yeah, he is not nearly
as scary as this butt.
- 68. No way, I can't believe it.
All my sorority sisters are naked.
- 69. And like, decapitated.
- 70. Something's not right here.
- 71. - Duh!
- Boy, she's stupid.
- 72. I hope nothing, like, bad is
gonna happen to me.
- 73. - I know, I'll take a shower.
- 74. You boys ready to die?
- 75. Buttwoman!
- 76. Help!
- 77. Help!
- 78. This sucks.
- 79. Yeah.
- 80. You're screwing it up, dumb-ass.
- 81. No way.
You screwed it up, bunghole.
- 82. Shut up, Beavis.
You want me to kick your ass again?
- 83. Hey Beavis,
you know what these guys call themselves?
- 84. Helmet.
- 85. Yeah,
- 86. - That drummer looks like a regular guy.
- 87. If you, like, saw these guys on the street,
- 88. you wouldn't even know that they're cool.
- 89. Yeah, they look like
normal guys, like us.
- 90. - Faster.
- Yeah, yeah.
- 91. - Faster!
- Faster! Faster! Faster! Faster!
- 92. Faster! Faster! Faster!
- 93. - Hey Beavis.
- 94. - Your butt's weird looking.
- Shut up.
- 95. Kinda looks like baloney.
- 96. - Shut up, dude.
- With pimples on it.
- 97. Hey Butt-Head, why are
you so interested in my butt?
- 98. Have you heard that new Gwar album?
- 99. These chicks look like guys.
- 100. Yeah, that one's
not wearing a bra.
- 101. Hey Butt-Head, I've heard that
these chicks grandpa is Ozzy Osbourne.
- 102. No way, ass wipe.
- 103. - They're Elvis' kids.
- Oh yeah.
- 104. I get the one on the left.
- 105. You get the ugly one.
- 106. All right, Gwar!
- 107. Yeah,
Gwar is cool.
- 108. Gwar! Gwar! Gwar!
- 109. Gwar! Gwar! Gwar!
- 110. - Gwar kicks ass.
- 111. Gwar!