Beavis and Butt-head 2x3

Directed by Mike Judge

Beavis deep fries a mouse and bugs, and Butt-head serves it to Mr. Anderson as a mouse-burger and French flies.

Request examples:

!req Beavis and Butt-head 2x3 [02:32]
!req Beavis and Butt-head 2x3 [Beavis and Butt-head 2x3]
Syntax: !req EPISODE [quote or timestamp] (max. 8 square brackets)

For quotes, now you can request by index (e.g !req Beavis and Butt-head 2x3 [10-11]; !req Beavis and Butt-head 2x3 [20] [24]). Keep in mind, though, that index numbers might change at any time.
You can also generate a copy command with the quotes. Hover the desired subtitle and enter the amount of lines you want to copy.

Subtitle languages: English • Spanish • Brazilian Portuguese

Note: you must use specific languages with their specific pages/discord channels.

1. Bones, I got an injured crew man here,

2. and you've got to do something. You've got to do something!

3. Captain, there's a limit to what one man can do.

4. Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a doc...

5. Oh yeah. I'll get right on it.

6. - Hey Beavis. - What?

7. - Beavis? - What?

8. Those guys better look out for the Klingons near Uranus.

9. Look, chicken sandwich.

10. Cool.

11. Dead mouse.

12. Cool! Eat it, dude.

13. You eat it.

14. Let's go inside. I got an idea.

15. Come on Butt-Head, change it! Quick!

16. No way. Check out this wuss.

17. - "It's the right kind of love". - That was cool.

18. Vanilla Ice sucks.

19. Is this one of those Levi's 501 commercials?

20. Yeah, change it.

21. Change it, Butt-Head! Come on, Butt-Head, this sucks!

22. Change it! This sucks!

23. - Hey Butt-Head, she wants it. - Yeah.

24. And I'm gonna give it to her.

25. Billy Gibbons has a long beard.

26. You think he has a long Johnson?

27. Does he have a Don Johnson?

28. Yeah, Don Johnson is married to that chick.

29. Check it out, Butt-Head, Al Bundy.

30. Is that that dude that killed all those people?

31. No, peckerwood, that's the dude from "All My Children".

32. Whoa. The dude from "All My Children" killed people?

33. - No, that was the dude from "Rock". - Oh, yeah.

34. He is cool.

35. Better change it, dude. This video is telling a story.

36. Yeah, stories suck.

37. Hello?

38. You know, back in Bataan we could've fed 600 men

39. in the time it's taking you ham-and-eggers just to take my order.

40. We'd have you boys digging latrines.

41. Hello?

42. Look, now I'll talk slow, so as you can understand me:

43. Large fries, pie, large coffee.

44. Pronto. Got me good, buddy?

45. Y'all got that in there?

46. Large fries, pie, large coffee?

47. Y'all got that in there?

48. Large fries, pie, large coffee!

49. Pull up to the... Hello?

50. Pull up to the window!

51. Cook! Cook! Cook!

52. Cook! Cook! Cook!

53. Hey Beavis, I need, like, fries and, like, a pie or something.

54. Cool.

55. - Cook! Cook! Cook! - What? What?

56. Check it out: mouse burger and French flies!

57. Extra crispy!

58. You get bad service, you gotta complain!

59. Squeaky wheel gets the greasin'.

60. That does it! I'm going in and when I'm finished,

61. they will be sorry this old sailor was ever born!

62. You wussy!

63. Seymour Butts? Anyone here Seymour Butts?

64. That was cool.

65. Excuse me, but y'all call this a restaurant?

66. I drive up to the window, order my large fries, pie and large coffee,

67. just like I do every Thursday afternoon, before I go to the foot doctor.

68. And I'm waiting up there tweny minutes!

69. Hey, you look kinda familiar.

70. You ain't the kids that spray painted my dog last week, aren't you?

71. That was other kids.

72. Well, anyway, large fries, pie, large coffee! Now!

73. You got me, Bubba?

74. I didn't order "Uuhhh".

75. I ordered a large fries, pie, large coffee!

76. Now, get them out of the fryer and cough 'em up!

77. It's ready.

78. Here, it's... it's free, I guess.

79. Say, tell me something...

80. That boy ain't right in the head, is he?

81. Nope.

82. Now, don't get me wrong or nothin', I think it's great

83. that y'all hired the reject.

84. Hell, keeps him off the street and away from my place.

85. Y'know what I mean?

86. There you go, dude.

87. Oh! Well, okay then, buddy. I'll see you next week, then.

88. By the way, you really ought to trim the shrubs out here,

89. and maybe run an edger up here by the curb.

90. I could just do it for you, boys, if you don't have the proper equipment.

91. Okay then. I'll see y'all later.

92. He is gonna eat a fried mouse.

93. And bugs.

94. And he's coming back later.

95. I know where there's a dead raccoon.

96. - Yes! - Cool!

97. - Nipple rings are cool. - Yeah, I'm gonna get one.

98. - These guys kick ass. - Yeah, they could kick our ass.

99. - He said... he... he said... - Yeah.

100. What did he say? It was cool.

101. Yeah.

102. Tattoos are cool.

103. Yeah, I'm gonna get one. One that is cool.

104. You can have "I'm a wuss" tattooed across your butt.

105. Shut up, ass wipe!

106. - Mosh. - Yeah, mosh! Mosh!

107. - He said ass. - Oh yeah. Cool!

108. You think those guys are touching each others' butts?

109. Yeah.

110. Did you know when you eat rump roast, you are eating a cow's butt?

111. That's cool.

112. Attention home owners!

113. Pay attention, Beavis.

114. Choad smoker.

115. Bootsy!

116. Bootsy kicks ass.

117. This is cool.

118. - That tattoo is cool. - That's not a tattoo, dumb-ass.

119. That's just one of those outfits,

120. that's real tight, so you can see her butt and her boobs.

121. Whoa, check it out, she's glowing.

122. Like those dudes in that "Close Encounters" movie.

123. Yeah, Choad encounters of the turd kind.

124. That movie was stupid.

125. Bootsy! He is from outer space.

126. This is giving me a headache.