- 1. It's my fetlock, Wilbur.
I think it's shattered.
- 2. Nah, don't worry Ed.
We'll get y'all taken care of.
- 3. What's that, Wilbur?
- 4. Now people, do you know what I mean when
I say the animals are sentient creatures?
- 5. Daria?
- 6. They think and feel just like us?
- 7. Well, just like most of us, anyways.
- 8. And that brings us
to our next class project.
- 9. Did you know people, that a furrier
is planning to set up shop in this town?
- 10. Furrier than who?
- 11. Yeah.
- 12. - What's this guy looking at?
- 13. Hey Beavis,
there's his little friend!
- 14. This guy's hair is cool
'cause it looks like mine.
- 15. Yeah.
And he's a man eater.
- 16. - Are you a man eater too, Beavis?
- 17. Yeah.
I mean, I mean, no!
- 18. - Circuses suck!
- 19. Where's the dude with two butts?
- 20. Right here next to me.
- 21. Don't make me smack you again.
- 22. Hey Beavis, have you ever heard that
joke about that elephant in the circus?
- 23. Yeah.
- 24. There's this dude, and he, like, has
to clean up all the elephant dung.
- 25. And it, like, really sucks.
- 26. So this dude says:
- 27. "If it sucks, why don't
you give up show business?"
- 28. And the guy says:
- 29. "'Cause I like cleaning up elephant dung!"
- 30. Yeah.
- 31. That's pretty funny!
- 32. That was a good one!
- 33. It's all in how you tell it, dude.
- 34. Spinal Tap really sucks lately.
- 35. Yeah.
They have all new guys.
- 36. Pull my finger, Beavis!
- 37. Shut up, Butt-Head!
- 38. Who can tell me how they
kill these poor little animals
- 39. that they use to make those furs?
- 40. - Anybody?
- Anal electrocution?
- 41. - That's correct.
- What's that mean?
- 42. - Tell the class, Daria.
- Fifty thousand volts, up the butt.
- 43. That'd be cool.
- 44. Wonder what that feels like.
- 45. Ask your dad.
- 46. Did you want to
say something, Butt-Head?
- 47. On behalf of the class, I would like
to propose a field trip,
- 48. so we can observe
these furrying techniques.
- 49. I don't think so, Butt-Head.
- 50. In fact, I think our duty,
- 51. as passengers on spaceship Earth, is to put
a stop to these monsterous acts right away.
- 52. So class, our assignment is a
lesson in the people's power.
- 53. We're going to take a petition door-to-door
and collect enough signatures
- 54. to keep the furriers out of town!
- 55. Wanna save some minks' butts?
- 56. You like animals?
- 57. What? Why?
Just a minute.
- 58. Shut up! Shut up or
I'll have you put to sleep!
- 59. Now, what did you want!
- 60. Never mind.
- 61. - No one's gonna sign this thing.
- 62. Petitions are stupid.
- 63. Hey!
What do you want?
- 64. Check this out.
- 65. We're giving away beer.
Just sign here.
- 66. Yes!
- 67. Haul ass!
- 68. Give me the partition and let's book.
- 69. - I thought you had it!
- I thought you had it, ass wipe!
- 70. I've got it.
- 71. This sucks!
- 72. Butt-Head!
Change it, this sucks!
- 73. No way!
- 74. Give me that thing, Butt-Head!
Come on, give me the remote, this sucks!
- 75. This isn't funny, Butt-Head, come on!
- 76. Give me a dollar.
- 77. That's not funny, Butt-Head,
come on, this sucks!
- 78. Okay, Beavis.
Don't soil your drawers.
- 79. Hippies.
- 80. Yeah.
- 81. Hey Butt-Head,
does this suck?
- 82. Beats me.
- 83. - What are they doing?
- Yeah. This is college music.
- 84. - This is musical masturbation.
- Yeah. Cool!
- 85. Hey Beavis, what do you listen
to when you... you know?
- 86. I like to put on "Push the little daisies
and make 'em come up!"
- 87. Okay.
- 88. Hey Beavis, how come there's
so many monkeys in videos?
- 89. Yeah. Dogs are cool.
- 90. Okay.
- 91. Hey Butt-Head,
this sucks, huh?
- 92. - It sure does, Beavis.
- 93. Well class, it looks like
Beavis and Butt-Head
- 94. got a lot of signatures here. Let's see.
- 95. "Hugh G. Rection".
- 96. "Ben Dover".
- 97. "Betty Humpter".
- 98. "Rosie Palm and her five sisters".
- 99. Beavis and Butt-Head.
- 100. Couldn't you boys get each
sister to sign individually?
- 101. Hey Butt-Head,
is this "A Different World"?
- 102. Yeah.
- 103. School.
- 104. How come they do so
many videos in school?
- 105. Yeah.
- 106. If I wanted to see
pictures of school, I'd go there!
- 107. Yeah.
- 108. Hey Butt-Head, you think if we went
to school, we could, like, be in a video?
- 109. It's worth a try, Beavis.
- 110. Cool!
- 111. - This is cool!
- Yeah. This doesn't suck.
- 112. - Anthony Kiedis is cool!
- Yeah. These guys get all the chicks.
- 113. Yeah.
These guys are cool!
- 114. - Flea is cool!
- Yeah. Flea is cool!
- 115. - I like the skull.
- 116. - Whoa! A mask!
- 117. That's like that joke:
- 118. "If you were as ugly as me,
- 119. I would shave my head and put a
mask on my butt, and walk backwards".
- 120. No, dillweed, that's not how it goes! It's:
- 121. "If my dog was as ugly as me, I'd shave
his butt and teach him to walk backwards".
- 122. You mean:
- 123. - "If your dog was as ugly as you".
- That's what I said!
- 124. "If my dog was as ugly as me, I'd shave
his butt and teach him to walk backwards".
- 125. Oh yeah.
- 126. That's pretty funny.