Beavis and Butt-head 2x20

David Spade as Ticket Attendant (voice) • Tracy Grandstaff as Daria Morgendorffer (voice)

Inspired by an American Gladiators episode, Beavis and Butt-head water down the front lawn, don bikini tops, and fight each other with boxing glove-topped baseball bats; they go to "Babes R Us" and try to get tickets to see female mud wrestling. Being underage, they are beaten senseless by Thor, the bouncer. Features the classic song, "Diarrhea, Cha Cha Cha."

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Subtitle languages: English • Spanish • Brazilian Portuguese

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1. YOGURT'S COOL

2. Nation's Finest yogurt.

3. So smooth, so silky, so tart and tangy.

4. You wish it could last forever.

5. But sooner or later you'll lose control.

6. Whoa, I'm getting a boner.

7. I'm getting a stiffy.

8. If you don't love it, get your money back.

9. Nation's Finest.

10. We're waiting for you to come.

11. At this quarter's last mall and over five thousand other locations,

12. in the greater tri-county area.

13. Money back offer in participating locations.

14. We need yogurt.

15. Yeah, yogurt's cool.

16. Whoa, it's Hammer Time!

17. "You can't touch this".

18. Can't touch this.

19. Touch this.

20. I can touch this.

21. I can't watch this.

22. Whoa!

23. - This is stupid. - Yeah.

24. And it sucks too.

25. Look at these special effects.

26. These special effects suck.

27. - You have to spit when you talk, Beavis? - Yeah.

28. I always try to hock a loogie when I talk.

29. - You just spit in my eye, ass munch! - Yeah! Yeah!

30. - Is this Pat Nebatar? - Yeah.

31. She's that chick that had sexual intercourse with Don Henley.

32. Yeah.

33. - "Goodbye to glue". - Yeah.

34. "Goodbye to po-oooo!"

35. - "Goodbye to poo". - Yeah.

36. "Call now! For live one on one conversations".

37. Yeah.

38. "Share you intimate thoughts".

39. "$1.95 per minute".

40. "Must be eighteen or older".

41. Hey Beavis, if we had a $1.95,

42. we could call and share our intimate thoughts.

43. We could tell her that she sucks.

44. This chick's name is T'Pau.

45. Yeah. That's Spanish for "this sucks".

46. Hey Butt-Head, have you noticed how this video, like, sucks.

47. Yeah.

48. The more things change, the more they suck.

49. Stephanie-Lou, you got costumers!

50. Welcome to Nation's Finest, we put the "Y" in yoghurt.

51. Why? Because it's good for you. Can I help you?

52. I don't know, can you?

53. You boys want something or you're just looking to get thrown out of the place?

54. I want yoghurt.

55. Well, then give the little lady here your order, and we'll all be happy.

56. - May I help you? - We want yoghurt.

57. Chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, banana, colada,

58. or one of our premium boutique flavours?

59. Cone or cup?

60. Small, medium, large or "inflation fighter"?

61. Natural or enhanced topping? Syrup or sauce?

62. - We want what that chick on TV had. - Yeah.

63. Smooth and silky.

64. That would be cool.

65. Three dollars.

66. Tastes like puke!

67. This sucks!

68. - Something wrong here, boys? - Yeah.

69. - It's your yoghurt, sir. - Yeah.

70. Something died in it.

71. Well, I'm real sorry to hear that.

72. Why you don't you two boys go out and give it a decent burial,

73. before I'll break your heads together?

74. - We want our money back, ass wipe! - Yeah.

75. Like on the commercial.

76. You want your money back, you little peckerwoods?

77. That's a dang shame!

78. WE ARE NOT A PARTICIPATING LOCATION

79. Sorry boys, next time try a topping,

80. it drowns out the taste. Now, shove off!

81. I said move it!

82. Tastes like paint.

83. Cool!

84. - She rocks. - Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

85. Yeah!

86. - She wants me. - Yeah! Yeah!

87. Cool! I'm gonna get some clothes like that.

88. Me too. These guys get all the chicks.

89. Yeah. This band is cool.

90. How come these guys are never on TV?

91. - They should play this video all day long. - Yeah.

92. Shut up Beavis, you're ruining it!

93. Whoa!

94. - Herman Munster is cool. - Yeah.

95. He rocks.

96. fill into the stupidest people, well...

97. No, no, you light the cigarette first.

98. Then it takes a long time, and then it blows up.

99. - You boys... - That's cool.

100. You boys like to blow up things up, right?

101. Destruction, that kind of thing?

102. - Yeah, that's cool. - Yeah.

103. Okay, well, how we will make you demolitions experts?

104. Engineering degree, college, no...

105. Ah, here we go, the army.

106. Let's see... Can you boys count to four?

107. - Do you each have at least seven teeth? - Yeah.

108. Do either of you have metal plates in your skull?

109. We're both metalheads.

110. - Why is he shutting his ears? - Yeah.

111. He has an Excedrin headache this big.

112. You said "this".

113. - Yeah, but you said "head". - No, I didn't, bum wipe.

114. - Whoa, these guys are cool. - Yeah.

115. - This guy has a pretty good voice. - Yeah, it's loud.

116. - That's pretty cool. - Yeah.

117. - Hammers are cool. - Yeah, yeah.

118. I like to take hammers and break stuff,

119. just break stuff. Break it!

120. Settle down, Beavis. Don't wet your pants.

121. And when you're done breaking it, you smash it.

122. You can smash it! Yeah! Yeah!

123. Shut up Beavis, you're slobbering all over me.

124. Yeah.

125. - What's he doing? - Yeah.

126. - It's too damn fast. - Yeah.

127. They need to slow this down so we can see everything.

128. - Whoa! Did you see that? - Where?

129. That woman had her hand on her... her virginia.

130. I didn't see it!