1. HEROES
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2. Tonight on "Cops".
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3. - Police! Move and you're dead!
- What?
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4. Whoa, guns are cool!
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5. Go for bust.
Tonight on "Cops".
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6. This here's Bob, down at
"Bob's Fancy Skeet".
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7. Come on down
and try one of our starter rifles.
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8. Hey dude, wake up.
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9. Whichever model you're after,
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10. the skeets are always flyin' down at
"Bob's Fancy Skeet".
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11. - Is that that guy from "Cheers"?
- Yeah. That's that Sam Malone guy.
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12. - Hey Butt-Head, check out his eyes.
- That's cool!
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13. I can do that.
Check this out.
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14. Yes!
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15. Whoa.
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16. This rules!
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17. Whoa.
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18. - Cool!
- Yeah.
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19. This video has bikini girls
and machine guns.
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20. Yeah, and you can see the cleavage.
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21. - Is this that Iggy Pop dude?
- No way.
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22. - This guy can kick Iggy Pop's ass.
- Yeah.
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23. Whoa, he's got a mike in his mouth.
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24. - If only all videos could be like this.
- Yeah.
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25. That would be cool.
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26. Hey there, welcome to
"Bob's Fancy Skeet".
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27. You boys eighteen?
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28. No.
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29. Let me start again.
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30. Hey there, you boys eighteen?
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31. No.
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32. Six hours later...
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33. Now, this is how it works:
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34. he yells "pull",
you pull the lever,
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35. then he shoots what
comes out, you got that?
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36. Hey Beavis, pull my lever.
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37. This is cool.
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38. Push!
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39. Pull!
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40. Pull!
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41. Pull!
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42. Hey, maybe shoot up.
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43. Yeah.
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44. Pull!
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45. and we'll be getting up to about,
fifty thousand feet...
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46. If you look off to your left right now,
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47. you will see a shimmering
sea of trailer homes.
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48. Like the fact you...
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49. Whoa! You bagged the jumbo jet.
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50. Do I get to keep it?
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51. Whoa, cool!
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52. Oh my God! Someone's here!
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53. Thank God! Help us!
Help us!
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54. We're trapped in here!
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55. Please!
We have two pregnant women on board!
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56. - How did that happen?
- Yeah.
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57. Look on the door!
There's instructions!
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58. Please, help us get out!
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59. In... case... of...
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60. pull... hand... l...
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61. That's hard.
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62. Hey Butt-Head, pull my finger!
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63. No way.
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64. Pull my leg!
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65. Please! Just help!
Send someone!
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66. Pull my lever!
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67. Is this Spinal Tap?
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68. Tap is cool.
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69. This isn't Spinal Tap.
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70. - This sucks!
- Yeah, this sucks!
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71. Where these guys get their clothes?
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72. They bought 'em at the
rock 'n roll store at the mall.
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73. Yeah.
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74. - Whoa, look at his face!
- Yeah.
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75. His face sucks!
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76. I think these guys played
at the state fair last year.
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77. Yeah.
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78. They won a blue ribbon
in the pig contest.
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79. Yeah.
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80. Because he's fat.
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81. - Shut up! Shut up!
- Yeah. Shut up!
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82. You suck!
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83. Stop! In the name of all
that which does not suck!
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84. He has morning wood.
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85. Morning wood is cool.
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86. Sometimes I get morning wood
in the late afternoon.
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87. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
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88. Cool!
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89. Settle down, Beavis.
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90. - Is that a dog?
- Yeah, dogs are cool.
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91. Whoa.
It's that dude, the Grim Rapper.
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92. Yeah. That's that dude with
that curved knife.
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93. Whenever you see that dude
it means you're, like, gonna die.
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94. Hey Butt-Head, does that
mean we're gonna die?
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95. Yeah.
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96. - Cool!
- Yeah.
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97. This is gonna be cool!
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98. The mystery of downed flight 404
has been solved today.
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99. Survivors of the plane,
which disappeared last Wednesday,
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100. say that two young men,
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101. pictured in this police sketch, taunted
crew and passengers with hope of rescue.
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102. But left the crash site when they
were distracted by their own flatulence.
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103. - Hey, move over!
- President Clinton was quoted as saying:
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104. "This is a sad commentary
on the youth of America.
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105. When the preoccupation with flatulence
takes precedence over human life".
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106. Hey Butt-Head.
Does this suck?
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107. - It's loud, that's pretty cool.
- Yeah.
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108. It's loud.
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109. Whoa, is that Sean Penn?
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110. Who is he?
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111. He is that dude who had
sexual intercourse with Madonna.
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112. Oh yeah.
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113. Hey Butt-Head, this guy has the
same last name as you.
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114. Yeah.
Head.
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115. Butt-Head!
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116. - Butt-Head!
- Butt-Head!
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117. - Butt-Head!
- Butt-Head!
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118. Butt-Head!
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119. That was cool.
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