1. - Butt cheeks!
- Yeah.
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2. You've heard of us, now it's time
you felt the wrath, gentlemen!
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3. Get your slimy bones
down here to "Babes R Us",
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4. for the most mighty and intoxicating
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5. female mud and oil
wrestling in the galaxy!
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6. - Whoa, cool!
- Yeah.
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7. Chuck E. Cheez here
can't wait to see you...
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8. But the one question
remains to be answered:
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9. are you man enough to take on the
most beautiful women in the world?
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10. Well, are you, dudes!
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11. Whoa! We've got work to do if
we're gonna climb all over that, dude.
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12. Yeah.
All over it.
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13. I like chicks with leather jackets.
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14. Yeah, me too.
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15. Push what?
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16. Push it! Push it! Push it!
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17. What are they talking about, Beavis?
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18. Push what?
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19. - Push that little button on the remote.
- Yeah.
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20. Get off the phone, dude,
she wants it.
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21. He is gonna have some phone sex.
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22. Check it out, Beavis.
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23. - He's got a drive through headset.
- Yeah.
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24. - He must work at Burger World.
- Yeah.
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25. I would like a quarter pounder,
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26. and two dozen chicks in tight shorts.
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27. Thank you, drive through!
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28. - This guy gets all the chicks.
- Yeah.
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29. - This guy is cool.
- Yeah.
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30. - Is he talking about humpin' a hound?
- Yeah.
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31. That would be cool.
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32. It would?
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33. Whoa!
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34. Got to get the chops up before we're gonna
drill those units down at "Babes R Us".
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35. Yeah.
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36. I'm gonna get ready by kicking
your butt all over this hole.
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37. - Butthole.
- Yeah.
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38. This is gonna be cool.
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39. Hey, spank your own monkey all you want,
but keep your hands off of mine!
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40. - You're dead.
- No way.
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41. Butthole!
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42. What are you guys doing?
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43. Diarrhea-cha-cha-cha! Diarrhea-cha-cha-cha!
Diarrhea-cha-cha-cha!
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44. Get a life.
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45. What exactly do you call this?
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46. We're gonna be cool,
like the American Gladiators!
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47. Yeah.
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48. What's with the bikini tops?
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49. We're gonna get a real woman
down at "Babes R Us"!
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50. Yeah.
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51. Oh, they're gonna love you guys.
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52. That was cool.
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53. Now, for the last and
most intense move.
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54. - Cool! Hope you got that one down.
- Yeah.
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55. Dude, it is the most radical empire
to all that which is radical.
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56. Yeah.
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57. That's cool.
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58. Come on, filling my...
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59. Come on!
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60. Good evening, I'm Telly.
How can I help you tonight?
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61. Two, please.
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62. How old are you fellas?
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63. - Fifteen.
- Yeah.
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64. - I mean twenty seven.
- Yeah.
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65. Not tonight, boys. Call me when you
get some pubes, m'kay?
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66. - Don't make me smack you.
- Yeah.
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67. Oh, Thor!
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68. Thor!
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69. - That was not cool.
- No.
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70. "Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa".
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71. "Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Baaa, Baaa, Baaa".
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72. "Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa".
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73. Ladies and gentleman,
the Butthole Surfers!
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74. - The Butthole Surfers! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
- Yeah!
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75. These guys got their
name from me.
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76. No way!
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77. No way, this is the Butthole Surfers,
your name is Butt-Head!
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78. Oh, yeah!
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79. Hey Butt-Head, you think
these guys get any chicks?
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80. Yeah.
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81. Yeah, but it's like... it's like...
the name of their band is Butthole Surfers
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82. and, like, chicks probably don't like that.
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83. Yeah, but they probably, like,
tell chicks they are in Mötley Crüe.
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84. Yeah, yeah. I bet that
Vince Neil tells chicks that too.
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85. Come on, Thor! Don't make
me shove this thing up your butt.
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86. Hey baby, wanna wrestle?
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87. - That chick has small boobs.
- Yeah.
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88. You can tell even with that
black square on them.
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89. How many times do I have to say this?
I hate videos with words.
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90. Yeah.
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91. - If I wanted to read, I'd go to school.
- Yeah.
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92. How come they put those black things
on all the girls' thingies?
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93. Yeah.
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94. That sucks!
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95. - How come they don't show boobs?
- Yeah! Yeah.
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96. Whoa!
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97. - Girls.
- Yeah. Whoa.
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98. - Whoa, these chicks rock!
- Yeah! Yeah!
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99. Is that Cindy Brady?
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100. Shut up Beavis!
These chicks are cool.
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101. Oh, yeah.
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102. Fire?
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103. Fire...! Fire! Fire!
Yeah! Fire! Fire!
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104. Shut up, ass munch, she said "liar".
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105. Are you calling me a liar?
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106. No, I'm calling you a
waste of bum wipe!
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107. Hey Butt-Head,
check it out.
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108. "You
slut!"
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109. Shut up Beavis, you're ruining it!
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110. Fire? Fire! Fire!
Fire...! Fire!
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111. Liar!
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112. - Shut up!
- No way, Butt-Head.
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113. Don't make me kick your ass
again, Beavis.
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114. Shut up, Butt-Head!
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115. Settle down, Beavis!
We're missing this video.
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116. - And it doesn't even suck.
- Oh yeah.
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