- 1. - Butt cheeks!
- 2. You've heard of us, now it's time
you felt the wrath, gentlemen!
- 3. Get your slimy bones
down here to "Babes R Us",
- 4. for the most mighty and intoxicating
- 5. female mud and oil
wrestling in the galaxy!
- 6. - Whoa, cool!
- 7. Chuck E. Cheez here
can't wait to see you...
- 8. But the one question
remains to be answered:
- 9. are you man enough to take on the
most beautiful women in the world?
- 10. Well, are you, dudes!
- 11. Whoa! We've got work to do if
we're gonna climb all over that, dude.
- 12. Yeah.
All over it.
- 13. I like chicks with leather jackets.
- 14. Yeah, me too.
- 15. Push what?
- 16. Push it! Push it! Push it!
- 17. What are they talking about, Beavis?
- 18. Push what?
- 19. - Push that little button on the remote.
- 20. Get off the phone, dude,
she wants it.
- 21. He is gonna have some phone sex.
- 22. Check it out, Beavis.
- 23. - He's got a drive through headset.
- 24. - He must work at Burger World.
- 25. I would like a quarter pounder,
- 26. and two dozen chicks in tight shorts.
- 27. Thank you, drive through!
- 28. - This guy gets all the chicks.
- 29. - This guy is cool.
- 30. - Is he talking about humpin' a hound?
- 31. That would be cool.
- 32. It would?
- 33. Whoa!
- 34. Got to get the chops up before we're gonna
drill those units down at "Babes R Us".
- 35. Yeah.
- 36. I'm gonna get ready by kicking
your butt all over this hole.
- 37. - Butthole.
- 38. This is gonna be cool.
- 39. Hey, spank your own monkey all you want,
but keep your hands off of mine!
- 40. - You're dead.
- No way.
- 41. Butthole!
- 42. What are you guys doing?
- 43. Diarrhea-cha-cha-cha! Diarrhea-cha-cha-cha!
- 44. Get a life.
- 45. What exactly do you call this?
- 46. We're gonna be cool,
like the American Gladiators!
- 47. Yeah.
- 48. What's with the bikini tops?
- 49. We're gonna get a real woman
down at "Babes R Us"!
- 50. Yeah.
- 51. Oh, they're gonna love you guys.
- 52. That was cool.
- 53. Now, for the last and
most intense move.
- 54. - Cool! Hope you got that one down.
- 55. Dude, it is the most radical empire
to all that which is radical.
- 56. Yeah.
- 57. That's cool.
- 58. Come on, filling my...
- 59. Come on!
- 60. Good evening, I'm Telly.
How can I help you tonight?
- 61. Two, please.
- 62. How old are you fellas?
- 63. - Fifteen.
- 64. - I mean twenty seven.
- 65. Not tonight, boys. Call me when you
get some pubes, m'kay?
- 66. - Don't make me smack you.
- 67. Oh, Thor!
- 68. Thor!
- 69. - That was not cool.
- 70. "Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa".
- 71. "Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Baaa, Baaa, Baaa".
- 72. "Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa".
- 73. Ladies and gentleman,
the Butthole Surfers!
- 74. - The Butthole Surfers! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
- 75. These guys got their
name from me.
- 76. No way!
- 77. No way, this is the Butthole Surfers,
your name is Butt-Head!
- 78. Oh, yeah!
- 79. Hey Butt-Head, you think
these guys get any chicks?
- 80. Yeah.
- 81. Yeah, but it's like... it's like...
the name of their band is Butthole Surfers
- 82. and, like, chicks probably don't like that.
- 83. Yeah, but they probably, like,
tell chicks they are in Mötley Crüe.
- 84. Yeah, yeah. I bet that
Vince Neil tells chicks that too.
- 85. Come on, Thor! Don't make
me shove this thing up your butt.
- 86. Hey baby, wanna wrestle?
- 87. - That chick has small boobs.
- 88. You can tell even with that
black square on them.
- 89. How many times do I have to say this?
I hate videos with words.
- 90. Yeah.
- 91. - If I wanted to read, I'd go to school.
- 92. How come they put those black things
on all the girls' thingies?
- 93. Yeah.
- 94. That sucks!
- 95. - How come they don't show boobs?
- Yeah! Yeah.
- 96. Whoa!
- 97. - Girls.
- Yeah. Whoa.
- 98. - Whoa, these chicks rock!
- Yeah! Yeah!
- 99. Is that Cindy Brady?
- 100. Shut up Beavis!
These chicks are cool.
- 101. Oh, yeah.
- 102. Fire?
- 103. Fire...! Fire! Fire!
Yeah! Fire! Fire!
- 104. Shut up, ass munch, she said "liar".
- 105. Are you calling me a liar?
- 106. No, I'm calling you a
waste of bum wipe!
- 107. Hey Butt-Head,
check it out.
- 108. "You
- 109. Shut up Beavis, you're ruining it!
- 110. Fire? Fire! Fire!
- 111. Liar!
- 112. - Shut up!
- No way, Butt-Head.
- 113. Don't make me kick your ass
- 114. Shut up, Butt-Head!
- 115. Settle down, Beavis!
We're missing this video.
- 116. - And it doesn't even suck.
- Oh yeah.