Beavis and Butt-head 2x19

Directed by Mike Judge

While doing community service work at the hospital, the boys steal heart patient Billy Bob's golf cart and wreak further havoc.

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1. BABES R US

2. - Butt cheeks! - Yeah.

3. You've heard of us, now it's time you felt the wrath, gentlemen!

4. Get your slimy bones down here to "Babes R Us",

5. for the most mighty and intoxicating

6. female mud and oil wrestling in the galaxy!

7. - Whoa, cool! - Yeah.

8. Chuck E. Cheez here can't wait to see you...

9. But the one question remains to be answered:

10. are you man enough to take on the most beautiful women in the world?

11. Well, are you, dudes!

12. Whoa! We've got work to do if we're gonna climb all over that, dude.

13. Yeah. All over it.

14. I like chicks with leather jackets.

15. Yeah, me too.

16. Push what?

17. Push it! Push it! Push it!

18. What are they talking about, Beavis?

19. Push what?

20. - Push that little button on the remote. - Yeah.

21. Get off the phone, dude, she wants it.

22. He is gonna have some phone sex.

23. Check it out, Beavis.

24. - He's got a drive through headset. - Yeah.

25. - He must work at Burger World. - Yeah.

26. I would like a quarter pounder,

27. and two dozen chicks in tight shorts.

28. Thank you, drive through!

29. - This guy gets all the chicks. - Yeah.

30. - This guy is cool. - Yeah.

31. - Is he talking about humpin' a hound? - Yeah.

32. That would be cool.

33. It would?

34. Whoa!

35. Got to get the chops up before we're gonna drill those units down at "Babes R Us".

36. Yeah.

37. I'm gonna get ready by kicking your butt all over this hole.

38. - Butthole. - Yeah.

39. This is gonna be cool.

40. Hey, spank your own monkey all you want, but keep your hands off of mine!

41. - You're dead. - No way.

42. Butthole!

43. What are you guys doing?

44. Diarrhea-cha-cha-cha! Diarrhea-cha-cha-cha! Diarrhea-cha-cha-cha!

45. Get a life.

46. What exactly do you call this?

47. We're gonna be cool, like the American Gladiators!

48. Yeah.

49. What's with the bikini tops?

50. We're gonna get a real woman down at "Babes R Us"!

51. Yeah.

52. Oh, they're gonna love you guys.

53. That was cool.

54. Now, for the last and most intense move.

55. - Cool! Hope you got that one down. - Yeah.

56. Dude, it is the most radical empire to all that which is radical.

57. Yeah.

58. That's cool.

59. Come on, filling my...

60. Come on!

61. Good evening, I'm Telly. How can I help you tonight?

62. Two, please.

63. How old are you fellas?

64. - Fifteen. - Yeah.

65. - I mean twenty seven. - Yeah.

66. Not tonight, boys. Call me when you get some pubes, m'kay?

67. - Don't make me smack you. - Yeah.

68. Oh, Thor!

69. Thor!

70. - That was not cool. - No.

71. "Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa".

72. "Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Baaa, Baaa, Baaa".

73. "Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa".

74. Ladies and gentleman, the Butthole Surfers!

75. - The Butthole Surfers! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! - Yeah!

76. These guys got their name from me.

77. No way!

78. No way, this is the Butthole Surfers, your name is Butt-Head!

79. Oh, yeah!

80. Hey Butt-Head, you think these guys get any chicks?

81. Yeah.

82. Yeah, but it's like... it's like... the name of their band is Butthole Surfers

83. and, like, chicks probably don't like that.

84. Yeah, but they probably, like, tell chicks they are in Mötley Crüe.

85. Yeah, yeah. I bet that Vince Neil tells chicks that too.

86. Come on, Thor! Don't make me shove this thing up your butt.

87. Hey baby, wanna wrestle?

88. - That chick has small boobs. - Yeah.

89. You can tell even with that black square on them.

90. How many times do I have to say this? I hate videos with words.

91. Yeah.

92. - If I wanted to read, I'd go to school. - Yeah.

93. How come they put those black things on all the girls' thingies?

94. Yeah.

95. That sucks!

96. - How come they don't show boobs? - Yeah! Yeah.

97. Whoa!

98. - Girls. - Yeah. Whoa.

99. - Whoa, these chicks rock! - Yeah! Yeah!

100. Is that Cindy Brady?

101. Shut up Beavis! These chicks are cool.

102. Oh, yeah.

103. Fire?

104. Fire...! Fire! Fire! Yeah! Fire! Fire!

105. Shut up, ass munch, she said "liar".

106. Are you calling me a liar?

107. No, I'm calling you a waste of bum wipe!

108. Hey Butt-Head, check it out.

109. "You slut!"

110. Shut up Beavis, you're ruining it!

111. Fire? Fire! Fire! Fire...! Fire!

112. Liar!

113. - Shut up! - No way, Butt-Head.

114. Don't make me kick your ass again, Beavis.

115. Shut up, Butt-Head!

116. Settle down, Beavis! We're missing this video.

117. - And it doesn't even suck. - Oh yeah.