1. STEWART'S
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2. - You'll find low low prices on...
- This sucks.
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3. It's a big... It's big
enough for redemption...
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4. - It's big enough for...
- This sucks.
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5. brings this session of
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6. - People's Court to an end...
- This sucks.
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7. It's "Death Truck",
tonight only on Pay-per-View.
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8. - Eighteen stunt people...
- Yes, order it, dude.
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9. We can't.
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10. They locked us out after
Steven Seagal month.
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11. That sucks!
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12. tonight on Pay-Per-View.
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13. Stewart's house!
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14. Who is it?
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15. - Beavis.
- Yeah.
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16. And Butt-Head.
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17. My parents aren't home.
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18. They told me not to let
you guys in the house
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19. even if they are here.
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20. Stewart?
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21. We'll just take this new video game
somewhere else.
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22. What new video game?
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23. "Tailgunner's Revenge".
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24. Pay-Per-View!
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25. I've got a new video game
you guys might wanna play.
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26. Check it out,
it's one of those air fresheners.
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27. How come he stinks?
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28. Hey Beavis,
I bet she's naked.
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29. Yeah.
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30. Whoa, hey Butt-Head,
how did they do that?
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31. They have all this, like,
complicated stuff,
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32. and they make the TV do like
things that look weird.
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33. It's cool.
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34. - It's called special defects.
- Yeah, cool.
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35. Bite her head off.
Bite her head off.
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36. Yeah.
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37. That would be cool.
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38. "Honey, I shrunk that dorky
rockstar that wears a wig".
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39. Yeah. She should rip his wings off.
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40. And then tear his legs off.
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41. And watch him squirm around on the ground.
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42. Like we did to that bumblebee that time.
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43. Settle down, Beavis.
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44. You don't have to
be beautiful, to turn me on...
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45. Yeah.
Really?
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46. Hey Butt-Head,
do you think I'm beautiful?
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47. - Prince sure is old.
- Yeah.
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48. - And he is white.
- Yeah.
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49. He has that disease,
like Michael Jackson.
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50. Yeah. He got it from Prince.
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51. Hey Butt-Head, he has to be,
like, cool to rule my world?
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52. No, you just have to be stupid.
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53. Kiss this!
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54. I like that song "Get Off"
better, and "Cream".
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55. You said "Get Off".
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56. That was cool.
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57. Hey, this isn't Prince.
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58. This is that old guy
that stuffs his pants.
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59. Yeah, that's cool.
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60. That stuntman is awful
close to Death Truck.
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61. Hey Ron, you put the
parking brake on, right?
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62. - That guy really dead?
- There is no blood.
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63. This sucks!
And Fleshbowl sucked too.
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64. Let's burn something.
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65. That looks cool.
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66. Think that carpet will burn?
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67. Hey guys.
Look at this, look.
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68. There is some blood.
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69. Check it out.
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70. The cat and...
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71. the vacuum.
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72. Guys, my parents really don't...
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73. Sand,
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74. rubbing alcohol,
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75. cactus.
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76. blender.
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77. Plug it in and turn it on, ass wipe.
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78. You guys...
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79. Good fine wedgie dude.
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80. Hey Beavis, I heard if
you fill the room with gas,
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81. and light a match,
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82. all the oxygen disappears,
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83. and we'd get a killer buzz.
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84. - Cool.
- Cool.
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85. Did you get a buzz?
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86. I feel kinda, like, warm.
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87. Yeah, really.
ass wipe.
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88. Slap him, slap him.
Hit him, kick him.
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89. "Mister Sister!"
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90. - I want you to tell me.
- I want you to tell me.
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91. - No, better yet, stand up and tell the class.
- No, better yet, stand up and tell the class.
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92. - What do you wanna do with your life?
- What do you wanna do with your life?
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93. These guys are old.
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94. Duh.
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95. Yeah.
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96. - Where is the explosion?
- They never show the good stuff.
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97. - Fat guys and clown make up.
- Yeah.
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98. Circus is cool.
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99. This is bad, boys, for a
number of reasons.
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100. First this is the trust factor.
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101. Stewart, we trusted you
to stay home unsupervised.
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102. Now, you violated that trust,
didn't you?
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103. Now, you two.
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104. You came into my house
and you blew it up.
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105. Luckily, I've got homeowners insurance.
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106. I bet you do.
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107. You boys are so cute.
Does anybody want some lemonade?
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108. Lemonade?
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109. Lemonade!
We don't even have a damn kitchen!
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110. The doctor said you indulge him.
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111. Why you think his only
friends are miscreants?
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112. Why was...
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113. I'll have some lemonade.
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114. - Whoa, it's the president of England.
- Yeah, she jams.
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115. Whoa, it's those guys from that movie.
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116. - These guys are good.
- Yeah.
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117. Tap rules.
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