- 1. And that was the first time
a teacher was shot into space.
- 2. Cool.
- 3. That was the most offensive
science report I've ever heard.
- 4. How could you do such a thing?
- 5. Beavis helped me.
- 6. Yeah.
- 7. Well, you boys will just have
to do another science project.
- 8. - But we are out of the firecrackers.
- And this time I want
- 9. you to work with Daria Morgendorffer.
- 10. Our straight A student who won
a science award last year.
- 11. But Mrs. Dickie.
- 12. Beavis and Butt-Head
- 13. are complete imbeciles!
- Yeah, she's right.
- 14. No Daria, I'm sure this will be
a learning experience for all concerned.
- 15. Oh no! We have to work with Diarrhea.
- 16. That chick is really hung.
- 17. That wasn't funny, dumb-ass.
- 18. How come they didn't want that
dude back in Duran Duran?
- 19. 'Cause he sucks.
- 20. This guy think he's, like, smart.
- 21. - Yeah, college music sucks.
- 22. I think it's only cool
if you, like, go to college.
- 23. - This video is, like, complicated.
- Yeah, it's stupid.
- 24. Whoa! Cult rules!
- 25. Yeah, these guys kick ass.
- 26. That would be cool if you could, like,
watch this video over and over again.
- 27. Yeah, you could do that if you
have one of those... those... CPRs.
- 28. Yeah, those things are cool.
- 29. Tattoos are cool.
- 30. Yeah. I wish I was born with a tattoo.
- 31. That would be cool.
- 32. No, dumb-ass, you aren't
born with them.
- 33. You get them when
you join the Navy.
- 34. Yeah, I'm gonna get one.
That would be cool.
- 35. Yeah, you can have "I'm a wuss"
tattooed across your butt.
- 36. Shut up, Butt-Head!
I'll kick your ass!
- 37. - He's gonna poo on someone.
- Yeah, that would be cool.
- 38. He's gonna poo.
- 39. It's her.
- 40. Hey Butt-Head.
- 41. Hey Diarr... I mean Daria.
- 42. You guys think of any
new science projects?
- 43. Yeah, if pour salt you on a snail
a lot of scientific stuff happens.
- 44. We could burn some ants.
- 45. We can have Butt-Head sit on
a big glass jar and fart.
- 46. What's scientific about that?
- 47. Nothing 'till you light it.
- 48. Where does a person learn
a skill like that?
- 49. Everything I know,
I learned from my dad.
- 50. Yeah, me too.
- 51. Really?
You both have the same dad?
- 52. We are not sure.
- 53. I think I have an idea
for our science report.
- 54. By changing the shape of my mouth,
I create different vibrators.
- 55. Vibrations!
- 56. Vibrations.
- 57. That can be used to play a song.
- 58. My uncle taught me this
trick, only he used a bat.
- 59. Thank you.
- 60. Here is something my dad taught me.
- 61. If you, like, take three deep breaths
and then you blow on your thumb,
- 62. sometimes you pass out.
- 63. And so, we raise an age-old question.
- 64. genetic
- 65. I think our examples of
Beavis and Butt-Head indicate that both
- 66. are contributing factors.
- 67. I rest my case.
- 68. Yes!
These guys are cool.
- 69. Oh, man! This part sucks.
- 70. Yeah, this song was cool 'till
they started getting all wimpy.
- 71. For such a big muscular dude he
shares things like a wuss.
- 72. Yeah.
- 73. Rock! Rock, dude!
- 74. Yes! It's about time they
stopped being wimpy.
- 75. Whoa.
- 76. Come to Butt-Head.
- 77. Hey Beavis, would you let
her hock a loogie on you?
- 78. Yeah, yeah.
That would be cool.
- 79. Cool!
- 80. You guys were great.
- 81. I don't know anyone else willing to
make such fools of themselves.
- 82. Hey Diarrhea.
- 83. - Yeah?
- Do you, like, get periods?
- 84. Butt-Head, why don't you
try this experiment?
- 85. Analyse the friction caused by
digitally oscillating your wiener.
- 86. That was cool.
- 87. - Is this, like, satanic music?
- No way dude, it's not cool enough.
- 88. If you play this backwards
it says "This sucks".
- 89. Yeah.
- 90. These guys are from, like,
Austria or something.
- 91. Yeah, like that crocodile
dude, The Outback.
- 92. You said "out back".
- 93. Hey Butt-Head, check this out:
"A dingo took our baby".
- 94. You said dingo.
- 95. What if a dingo
bit off your dingle?
- 96. That would be cool.
- 97. No it wouldn't.
- 98. That would suck.
- 99. Hey Beavis, let's rock.
- 100. I wish I had an
eye in my hand.
- 101. That would be cool.
- 102. Yeah, you could, like, reach around
doors and look inside at people.
- 103. You said "reach around".
- 104. I love the Red Hot Chilli Peppers.
- 105. Yeah. They're cool.
- 106. Whoa! Did you see that?
- 107. - His shirt said "Mr. Bunghole".
- 108. "What is it?"
- 109. "What is it?"
- 110. Rain sucks.
- 111. I wish this video had,
like, some explosions.
- 112. - That would be cool.
- It does have some explosions.
- 113. Fairies grant wishes.
- 114. Shut up, ass wipe!