1. That's good enough, Alfred.
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2. The people I deal with out there
won't mind a little lint.
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3. Ajob worth doing and all that rot,
Master Bruce.
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4. I do wish you would put on a shirt.
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5. You're apt to catch cold
in this dank cave.
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6. Yes, folks, a perfect 10
for Dick Grayson to take the gold.
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7. And the crowd goes wild.
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8. Yeah!
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9. - Did you hear me, Master Dick?
- Yeah, all right!
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10. Yes, Alfred. Right away, Alfred.
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11. I've fixed your supper.
It's upstairs, in the oven.
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12. - What would we do without you, Alfred?
- I shudder to think.
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13. - Good evening. Wayne Manor.
- Alfie?
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14. - It's your cousin Freddie.
- Frederick?
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15. I say, old thing, could you
meet me at the usual place?
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16. It's rather urgent.
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17. Yes, of course. I'll leave immediately.
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18. Now what?
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19. Hey, was a butlers' strike called?
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20. I came down for breakfast,
and all I found was this.
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21. Where's Alfred?
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22. "Dear Master Bruce, my apologies for
leaving so abruptly.
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23. "I've just learned of a personal matter
involving a cousin of mine
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24. "that must be resolved immediately.
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25. "I shall endeavor to return
in a few days.
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26. "Your obedient servant, Alfred."
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27. Must be pretty important.
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28. Alfred wouldn't leave
a dirty dish unwashed
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29. if England were sinking into the sea.
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30. I know.
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31. - Frederick?
- Hello. Is that Alfie?
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32. - Mr. Pennyworth will do.
- Right then.
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33. It's Freddie sent us.
Wants you to come with us.
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34. - Frederick sent you?
- That's right, old love. Come along now.
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35. - We'll pop around and see him.
- I think not.
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36. Frederick knows I hate being called
Alfie as much as he hates Freddie.
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37. - What have you done with him?
- Grab him, Bert.
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38. Hello?
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39. Good evening, Master Bruce. I'm so sorry
to have disturbed your rest.
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40. Alfred. Are you all right?
Where are you?
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41. I'm at the Yorkshire Arms
just at the moment. In London.
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42. - London, England?
- There's only one, Master Bruce.
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43. I seem to be
in a bit of a sticky situation,
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44. and I was wondering if you-
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45. Come along easy, gramps.
We don't want to hurt you.
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46. I'm afraid I'll have
to ring off now, sir.
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47. It seems I have unexpected guests.
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48. Alfred, are you there?
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49. - Alfred? Alfred!
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50. Before he came to the States,
Alfred did some work as an attache'
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51. in the British Security Services.
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52. More desk jobs than fieldwork,
but he acquired quite a reputation
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53. for defusing diplomatically dangerous
situations in high-security areas.
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54. And I thought he was just a nice old guy
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55. who polished the silver
and fixed me sandwiches.
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56. He's fixed more than that in his time.
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57. Underneath Alfred's very proper exterior
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58. is a highly resourceful
government agent.
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59. He mentioned his cousin.
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60. As far as I know,
he has no living relatives.
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61. And cousin can sometimes mean a fellow
member of an intelligence organization.
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62. Well, I hear England's nice
this time of year.
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63. End of the line, mate.
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64. It's good to see you again, old man.
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65. I'm sorry it has to be under
such circumstances.
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66. Exactly what circumstances
are we talking about?
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67. My heavens! Red Claw.
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68. So pleased to make your acquaintance,
Mr. Pennyworth.
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69. If you do exactly as I say,
you might live to see tomorrow.
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70. Bruce, over here.
Looks like he put up a struggle.
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71. Poor Alfred.
He must have been petrified.
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72. I doubt it.
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73. He was pretty formidable in his day.
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74. Come on.
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75. Two blokes just came out
of Pennyworth's room.
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76. Right.
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77. Where they off to, then?
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78. I don't know about this, Ernie.
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79. - Where'd they go?
- We're chasing a pair of poxy ghosts.
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80. Stone the crows!
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81. Gotcha.
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82. May I see your license?
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83. When they wake up,
they'll tell us who they're working for.
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84. I don't think
we'll have to wait that long.
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85. Red Claw.
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86. I've wasted enough courtesy
on you two.
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87. Courtesy? None that I've seen.
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88. I want this missile silo operational.
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89. I intend for the British government
to give me £5 billion
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90. to keep me from wiping London
off the map.
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91. You understand, old man,
I had no choice in the matter.
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92. But of course, dear boy.
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93. Each of you holds half the firing code
for this missile.
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94. I want that code. Or else.
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95. Madam, impossible.
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96. We are both signatories
to the Official Secrets Act.
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97. I've already thought of that.
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98. Still no word from Castle Blairquhan.
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99. Our post there has never missed
a check-in.
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100. Here's more bad news.
Agent Frederick has been listed missing.
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101. I don't like this.
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102. Frederick was part of the original
security team at Blairquhan.
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103. - Him and that fellow from Clerical.
- Pennyworth, Alfred Pennyworth.
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104. Our apologies for intruding.
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105. You were saying something
about a castle?
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106. How did you get in here?
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107. We don't have time for protocol.
Pennyworth is also missing.
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108. We have reason to think he and Frederick
might be in considerable danger.
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109. What was the name of that castle?
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110. And why should we give you
that information?
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111. Because I can give you Red Claw.
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112. Blairquhan. Castle Blairquhan
on the west Scottish coast.
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113. It was the base for Project Excalibur.
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114. Blairquhan is the last
of our land-based missile silos.
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115. Do you think that's what
Red Claw is after?
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116. Apparently so.
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117. Truth serum?
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118. Of course. The old methods
are still often the best.
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119. Fight it if you like.
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120. You won't hold out for long.
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121. But it might be amusing.
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122. Well, anything to amuse a lady.
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123. If lady is the word I want,
which I doubt.
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124. Aw, sticks and stones.
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125. Won't... I... I won't.
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126. Give me your access code
for the missile activator.
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127. Never.
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128. You'll get nothing but gibberish
out of me, madam.
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129. I come from haunts of coat and fern.
I make a sudden sally.
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130. And bicker down the valley.
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131. And people wonder why no one takes
Britain seriously anymore.
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132. The code, old man. Now.
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133. Fourteen...
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134. 14 Gurrier's Crescent, Blairquhan Upper.
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135. Absurdly simple like most passwords.
Now, as for you.
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136. "Half a league, half a league,
half a league onward..."
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137. Desperate valor to the last.
Not that it will help you.
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138. Sooner or later, the serum always wins.
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139. Looks clear.
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140. Impossible! How could he
have learned about this?
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141. - That's one less thing to worry about.
- Two less things.
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142. - Dennis, you're always the humorist.
- Did you hear that?
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143. Londoners. Your ancient city may pride
itself on having survived
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144. plagues, fires, even the Blitz.
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145. But unless £5 billion are delivered
to me by midnight tonight,
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146. there will be nothing left to survive.
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147. We have Blairquhan Castle
and its missile installation
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148. and the codes to operate the missile.
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149. You have one hour.
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150. Otherwise, I'll be forced
to plant this warhead
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151. in the middle of Trafalgar Square.
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152. And if! do that, well...
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153. God save the queen.
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154. Is it smart to make demands before
we get the other half of the go code?
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155. I will have the code
in a matter of minutes.
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156. Give me the code, or I'll-
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157. The lion and the unicorn
fighting for the crown.
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158. He can't be resisting the drug
this long. It's impossible.
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159. - The lion and the unicorn fighting...
- Wait. He's not resisting.
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160. This doggerel is the code.
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161. "The lion and the unicorn".
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162. At last!
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163. You three, come with me.
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164. Watch them.
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165. Fan out. This is the only access
to the control room.
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166. They'll have to come through here.
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167. Take them.
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168. And here I thought all you dusted
was furniture.
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169. A Louis Quinze. What a pity.
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170. Goodness me.
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171. - Dear Lord!
- Do you two have the destruct code?
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172. I don't suppose you'd consider
coming out of retirement?
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173. And taking up civil service
pay grades again?
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174. Hardly, old man. I've become accustomed
to my style of living.
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175. It's a great pity.
It was just like old times.
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176. Give my best to Whitehall.
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177. English - SDH
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