Batman: The Animated Series 3x6

Directed by Kevin Altieri

Arleen Sorkin as Harley Quinn (voice) • Marilu Henner as Veronica Vreeland (voice) • Suzanne Stone as Dr. Joan Leland (voice) • Franklin Cover as General Vreeland (voice) • Henry Polic II as Scarecrow (voice)

Harley gets herself into a whole mess of trouble after she steals Bruce Wayne's car and kidnaps his girlfriend.

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1. 'You've made wonderful progress, Harley.'

2. You've passed your competency hearing

3. and tomorrow you'll be released

4. 'mentally sane and sound.'

5. Wee! Woo-hoo! Whoopee!

6. Yay, yay, yay!

7. Uh, I mean, thank you, Dr. Leland.

8. That's okay.

9. You have every reason to be proud of yourself.

10. 'Unhand me!'

11. I just wish the other inmates

12. could make your sort of progress.

13. I am the master of fear, the lord of despair.

14. Cower before me in witless terror.

15. Hi, Professor Crane.

16. Good evening, child.

17. Worship me, fools! Worship me!

18. Scream hosannas of anguish to Scarecrow

19. the all-terrible God of fear.

20. I think he's getting better.

21. I hear you're getting out tomorrow.

22. You got a problem with that?

23. Congratulations.

24. Yeah, so I made a few mistakes.

25. I've got my head back together

26. and I'm gonna live my life right.

27. For your sake, I hope so.

28. I'll show you.

29. Starting tomorrow, you'll see

30. I'm just as sane as anybody.

31. - Oh, my Lord! - 'Aah!'

32. Gee, what's wrong with them?

33. I knew I shouldn't have worn this outfit.

34. It's so out of style it's growing mold.

35. I probably look like a total geek.

36. Come on, babies, we're goin' shoppin'.

37. - I love it. - That makes one of us.

38. Really, Brucie, a man of your social standing

39. needs a woman like me to keep you in step

40. with the latest trends.

41. Who dresses you anyway?

42. Alfred?

43. Well, actually, yeah.

44. Excuse me, miss. You can't bring those things in here.

45. 'It's okay.'

46. They're housebroken.

47. Aah!

48. Ah!

49. Aah!

50. Ugh!

51. Are you alright?

52. Wow, I never saw them do that before.

53. Hey, don't I know you?

54. I don't think so.

55. Something about that chin.

56. I know!

57. You're Bruce Wayne, the boy billionaire.

58. Hmm. Unattached, I see.

59. May I help you, miss?

60. Uh-oh! Enter the jealous girlfriend.

61. Hey, remember me? That big charity bash a few years back?

62. The one the Joker robbed?

63. I was the clown girl holding the gun on ya.

64. Oh, don't worry, I'm over the crime thing.

65. See?

66. I'm rehabilitated and ready to live my life right.

67. How nice for you.

68. Goodbye.

69. Gee, you make one little mistake and they never let you forget.

70. All I'm looking for is a fair chance to start over.

71. That's not asking too much, is it?

72. Why, no.

73. Miss.

74. I just wanna live a normal life

75. without some cop always pouncin' on me.

76. Hey, what's the deal?

77. - Hold it. - I didn't do anything.

78. That's a security alarm. Just give me back..

79. That's my dress. I paid for it fair and square.

80. I know. Just let me remove the security tag and..

81. - Whoa! - It's a frame-up, a fix.

82. You ain't taking me back to the slammer, John Law.

83. Aah!

84. What in heaven?

85. Stay here.

86. She ran in there.

87. - Oh, my! Did you see that? What's going on? Oh.

88. Miss, please, I'm sure this has all been

89. a simple misunderstanding.

90. You don't wanna mess things up

91. on your first day out, do you?

92. Miss?

93. I tried to play by the rules

94. but no, they wouldn't let me go straight.

95. Society is to blame.

96. Back off, rich boy.

97. I'm armed.

98. Aah!

99. - Aah! - Scoot over, toots.

100. I'm driving.

101. Come to mommy!

102. - Aah! - Hold on!

103. crash

104. Oh, you're gonna pay for that.

105. 'Let me get this right, commissioner.'

106. You're saying that milksop Bruce Wayne

107. allowed a crazy woman in a clown suit

108. to kidnap my Veronica?

109. Wayne did what he could, General Vreeland.

110. And for what it's worth, I don't think

111. Harley Quinn means to hurt Veronica.

112. This is her first day out of Arkham

113. and the threat of being sent back probably spooked her.

114. I want action, Gordon, not excuses.

115. My daughter's in danger.

116. I need SWAT teams, helicopters

117. full military backup!

118. Oh, I, I'm sorry, Jim.

119. All I want is my little Veronica

120. returned safe and sound.

121. If you could just give this old soldier

122. a moment to compose himself.

123. Certainly, sir.

124. Lieutenant, General Vreeland here.

125. I'm calling a Code Red.

126. Sounds like Harley didn't waste any time getting into trouble.

127. She's good at that.

128. Still, I think she really wanted to do right this time.

129. If we can find her first

130. maybe we can stop her from ruining her chance.

131. According to the scanner

132. your car should be right about here.

133. Ha! I got you now.

134. Huh?

135. Please, Miss Clown.

136. Call me Harley. Everyone does.

137. Please, Harley, let me go.

138. I'm rich. I'll pay whatever you want if you'll just..

139. Aah!

140. Uh-oh! Company.

141. Hi, B-man. Wanna race?

142. Stop the car. Now!

143. I think not.

144. We wanna help you sort this out before it gets worse.

145. Sure, like you helped poor Professor Crane last night.

146. Sorry, boys, you ain't taking me back to Arkham.

147. Aah!

148. I'm gonna get that little kook

149. if it's the last thing I ever do.

150. Mm.

151. Scanner says she's headed for the south side.

152. Probably to someone who can hide her until the heat's off.

153. The last time I seen you, you not only ruined my club

154. but brought the freaking Batman down on my head as well.

155. Give me one good reason I do not dust you right now.

156. Mwah!

157. I'll buy that.

158. No sweat, toots, Boxy will take care of us.

159. - That's what I'm afraid of. - Ahem, ahem.

160. - Oh, yeah! - Oh!

161. So, how soon can you sneak me out of town?

162. Leave us not be hasty.

163. We have a friendship to renew

164. and Miss Moneybags to ransom off.

165. Oh, no. We can't do that.

166. See, I'm giving up the crime thing.

167. I only grabbed her 'cause I needed a car.

168. Once I'm gone, she goes home safe and sound.

169. I'm calling the shots here, sugar.

170. Anyone says different has to go through me, got it?

171. 'Got it.'

172. You've stuck your cape into my business

173. for the last time.

174. Take him, boys.

175. - 'Get him! Get him!' - Come on, come on, stop!

176. - Hey, hey, come back! - Come back here!

177. We're safe, thank goodness.

178. Aah!

179. Back off, freak, or the dame's history.

180. Get your own hostage.

181. - Ha! - Aah!

182. bang

183. Sorry, doll.

184. As we gamblers say

185. you just crapped out.

186. Any last words?

187. Just one.

188. Babies!

189. Aah!

190. Play nice with your new chew toy.

191. Aah!

192. Aah!

193. thwack

194. Harley's gone again.

195. So is Bennett.

196. Did you mean what you said back there?

197. About sending me home?

198. Sure, you're a good kid and I do kind of feel

199. a little bit responsible for all this.

200. No kidding.

201. So what will happen to you?

202. If I'm lucky, I'll make it out of town

203. before Bats hauls my heinie back to the bin.

204. Can't you explain that it was all just a mistake?

205. With my past?

206. I don't even believe it myself.

207. Look, let's make a deal.

208. You get me out of this alive and I'll drop all the charges.

209. Yeah?

210. Hey, you're alright, toots.

211. For the first time today

212. I think things are finally lookin' up.

213. You in the car, release your hostage immediately.

214. Daddy!

215. Daddy?

216. thump thump thump

217. Wait. What are you doing?

218. That's my father.

219. No. That's your father in a tank!

220. boom

221. boom

222. No, you don't.

223. crash

224. crash

225. 'All units, suspect Quinn has been sighted'

226. 'headed for Gotham City Square.'

227. Oh, great.

228. - Got you now.. - ... you screwy little..

229. troublemaking clown.

230. Veronica?

231. Uh..

232. 'Hey, bird boy. Look alive.'

233. - Ah! - Ugh.

234. Well, that's my good deed for the day.

235. Bye.

236. Wait!

237. thwip

238. My little girl, I was so worried.

239. I noticed.

240. Whoa! Ugh!

241. Leaving so soon, Boxy?

242. You got nothin' on me.

243. I'm sure I can find something.

244. - Move it. - Ah..

245. 'You don't know when to quit, do you?'

246. Listen to me, all the work you've done

247. your freedom..

248. If you run away, you'll lose them, Harley.

249. You're so close to winning back your real life.

250. Why risk it now?

251. I'm having a bad day.

252. I'm sick of people trying to shoot me

253. run me over or blow me up!

254. I didn't even get to keep my new dress

255. and I actually paid for it!

256. I tried to be good. I really did.

257. But if that's not good enough, fine!

258. Let's get back to basics.

259. whoosh

260. Aah!

261. Aah!

262. crash

263. Talk about grasping at straws.

264. Oh, well, at least I'm going out on a joke.

265. crash

266. I think I made a mess on your cape.

267. Not for too long though.

268. Ms. Vreeland dropped the kidnapping charges.

269. With a little more hard work, you should be ready

270. to re-enter society for good.

271. Yay.

272. There's one thing I gotta know.

273. Why'd you stay with me all day risking your butt for someone

274. who's never given ya anything but trouble?

275. I know what it's like to try and rebuild a life.

276. I had a bad day too, once.

277. Nice guys like you shouldn't have bad days.

278. Mwah.

279. Hmm.

280. Mmm..

281. Mwah!

282. Call me.

283. Don't press your luck.

284. Eh! What are you looking at?