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2. Bring it out.
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3. thud
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4. Phew.
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5. Take it easy.
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6. Well, well, well.
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7. Look who's here.
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8. Up to your old tricks already,
huh, Nygma?
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9. Whatever are you
talking about, Batman?
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10. The last time you delivered
one of these
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11. 'it almost killed
Commissioner Gordon.'
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12. - What's your point?
- What's in the box?
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13. None of your business.
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14. I'm making it my business.
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15. 'Stop!'
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16. What are you doing here?
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17. Don't worry, sir,
we've got him.
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18. His name is Edward Nygma
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19. otherwise known as
"The Riddler."
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20. I know who he is,
you young fool.
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21. It's alright, C.B.
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22. These are two old friends
of mine.
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23. Before you louts sink
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24. I'd like you to meet
my new partner, Charles Baxter.
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25. 'President of the
multimillion-dollar'
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26. 'Wacko Toy Corporation'
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27. and the man who has licensed
my Riddler persona
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28. and my exclusive
puzzle technology
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29. for his new line of toys.
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30. We're going to make a killing.
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31. That's what I'm afraid of.
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32. Now, now,
I know what you're thinking.
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33. But those silly riddle crimes
are a thing of the past.
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34. Ancient history that's gone now.
I'm a new man.
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35. But you probably won't figure that out until it's too late.
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36. Do you know who you're dealing
with here, Baxter?
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37. Yes, a man who's going
to make my company millions.
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38. Everyone's heard
of The Riddler.
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39. You can't buy
that kind of market recognition.
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40. Leave him alone
or I'll swear out a complaint
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42. Here's a little something
for the kid.
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43. 'Still no verdict in the trial of The Penguin'
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44. though apprehended
last month by The Batman
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45. the jury still remains
unconvinced
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despite overwhelming..
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47. As far as I can tell,
it looks like a normal toy.
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51. Finally in the news,
there was a burglary last night
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52. in the Market Lane District.
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53. 'Thieves made off with rare
antiquities and artefacts'
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54. 'from the Newman Import
and Export Company.'
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from the third century
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57. an 800-year-old tapestry.
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58. 'I can't replace these.'
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59. Those were things of the past, Batman.
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60. Ancient history
that's gone now.
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61. I'm a new man.
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62. But you probably
won't figure that out
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63. until it's too late.
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64. - He did it.
- Who?
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65. The Riddler.
Remember what he said?
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67. Ancient history
that's gone now."
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68. Look!
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69. Gee, I don't know.
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70. His riddles
aren't usually that subtle.
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71. Besides, he's got
a multimillion-dollar
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72. deal with that toy company.
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over some stupid riddle crime?
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74. Because that's the way
his warped mind works.
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75. - He's obsessed.
- Hey, look!
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78. 3-1-7-5-3-7-0-1.
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80. In any store that sells
Wacko Toys, of course.
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81. That's because
Wacko makes the entire
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82. line of Riddler games
and puzzles
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83. like The Riddler's Riddle-mid.
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84. Hours of fun for only 19.95.
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85. 'So grab your parents
or just their wallets'
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86. and run on down
to your nearest toy store.
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87. Tell them The Riddler sent you.
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88. This riddle number.
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90. And why did he put
a map up there?
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93. '3-1-7-5..'
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94. 3-7-0-1.
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Financial District.
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right there in the center?
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98. Ah, it's after 10:00.
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99. 'He should have
been here by now.'
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100. 'You know, maybe
we're reading into this thing.'
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101. 'Maybe he wasn't
sending a riddle at all.'
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102. He flipped it over.
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103. - What?
- The number.
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105. when he turned
the chalkboard over.
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106. - "10 Leslie?"
- It's an address.
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107. We're in the wrong place.
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108. Not a sign of him anywhere,
Mr. Nygma.
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109. He must be losing his touch.
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110. Alright, hurry up
and get out of there.
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112. Let's go. Huh!
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116. creak
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117. Had enough?
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118. Look out!
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119. Robin?
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120. My foot.
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121. Let's go.
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122. - You, okay?
- Yeah.
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without me.
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124. I'll be okay. Go! Go!
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126. Give me that.
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128. Do something!
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129. Hold on!
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130. Oh!
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132. 'Blast this thing.'
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133. How do you solve
this contraption, Nygma?
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134. Easy. You just have to be
a genius.
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135. Well, you are a genius,
my boy.
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136. Sales are up 20%
across the country.
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137. These toys of yours
are brilliant.
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138. Where did you find him, C.B.?
He's so adorable.
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139. Who?
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141. Of course you, silly.
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143. I just love a man
with brains.
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144. Gee. I bet you say that
to all the geniuses. Heh.
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145. Oh, Mr. Riddler,
can you tell me what these do?
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146. Excuse me, sir, but you have
a phone call in the other room.
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147. You're adorable.
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148. Hello?
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149. 'Hello?'
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150. Adorable, huh?
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151. I don't believe
you were invited.
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152. I'm on to you, Nygma.
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153. Ah. You're still chasing
riddles.
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154. 'You're still giving 'em.'
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155. 'Is that what you believe?'
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156. 'Well, how do you know
what to believe, Batman?'
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157. Maybe I'm not giving clues
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158. Maybe you're seeing things
that aren't there.
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159. But then again,
maybe I am giving you clues.
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160. I could be giving you a clue
right now, couldn't I?
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161. 'Of course, it's possible
that you're just paranoid.'
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162. By the way,
did you see my latest toy?
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163. It's a two-way radio.
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164. Ladies and gentlemen
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165. I'd like you to meet
the great Batman.
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166. He's here because
he hasn't got a clue.
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167. You can play all you like.
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168. You and I both know
that I'm going to put you away
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173. - Who?
- Batman.
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174. He is going to catch me,
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177. Don't you ever call me that!
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the doctors
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180. There's only one person who's
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worthy of the game.
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182. But y-you said sooner or later,
he's gonna catch you..
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there's only one thing to do.
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186. 'Sound check.'
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187. - We got speed.
- 'Alright.'
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188. 'Let's have places, everyone.'
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189. Here's your script,
Mr. Nygma.
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190. I already know
what I'm going to say.
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191. Quiet on the set.
We're going live.
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192. 'And... action.'
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193. Hey, folks. Wouldn't it be great
to be a kid again?
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wonderful moments
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with your favorite toys?
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197. Yes.
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199. with Wacko Toys.
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200. All you have to do is pick up
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201. one of The Riddler's puzzles
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202. Then go back to
where it all started with toys.
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203. Come on, be a kid again.
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204. 'He's going to hit the Gotham Convention Center.'
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208. He said, "Go back to where it
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the end of the game.
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216. I'm a little sad, actually.
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217. You were a worthy opponent,
but then I told you
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at the toy fair.
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at funerals.
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to move on.
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- That's my little riddle.
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everything you've stolen?
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238. Certainly,
I'll even tell you
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all those robberies.
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243. 'We got it.'
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245. This ought to be enough
to prove a parole violation.
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for good this time.
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plea-bargained immediately.
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where the stolen goods were
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to testify against Nygma.
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256. But what I don't get is how did
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My trap was perfect!'
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