Batman: The Animated Series 2x9

Directed by Dan Riba

Richard Moll as Two-Face / Harvey Dent (voice) • Aron Kincaid as Killer Croc / Waylon Jones (voice) • Roddy McDowall as The Mad Hatter / Dr. Jervis Tetch (voice) • Arleen Sorkin as Harley Quinn (voice) • Mark Hamill as The Joker / Waiter (voice) • Richard Moll as Two-Face (voice) • Aron Kincaid as Killer Croc (voice) • Roddy McDowall as Mad Hatter (voice) • Mark Hamill as The Joker (voice)

All of Batman's enemies team together to put Batman on trial and send him to Arkham Asylum.

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1. 'The prisoner will stand.'

2. 'Pamela Lillian Isley'

3. 'District Attorney Van Dorn has asked'

4. 'that the maximum sentence of life imprisonment'

5. 'be imposed upon you.'

6. 'However, as your apprehension came at the hands'

7. 'of the Batman and not a recognized agent of the law'

8. 'this court has no choice'

9. 'but to return you to Arkham Asylum'

10. 'where it is hoped you will complete your rehabilitation.'

11. Hi, Red, Hi! Welcome home!

12. Hi, Harley.

13. Aw, things didn't go too good, huh?

14. - Nope. - Well, cheer up.

15. Word is we're gonna throw a little party

16. and old Jervis here has the invitations.

17. Not only does Batman create these so-called

18. super-criminals, he takes it upon himself

19. to be their judge and jury

20. with no regard for the legal system.

21. 'It sounds like you want to put Batman on trial.'

22. Believe me, I'd like nothing better.

23. - Strong words. - It's got to stop, Jim.

24. As Gotham's new district attorney

25. I can't allow your pet nut to run loose in my city.

26. I mean it.

27. Janet, it's a war zone out there

28. and Batman is our best weapon.

29. And I say he's a drug the city keeps taking

30. to avoid facing reality.

31. Speak of the devil.

32. The Eastside Skulls are ready

33. to declare war on the other gangs.

34. Old news, my department's already planning a sting

35. to catch the Skulls' leader.

36. Don't bother.

37. Very cute, mister.

38. You wanna support law and order

39. you take off that mask and put on a uniform.

40. You hear me, Batman?

41. This is the last time!

42. The next time I see him

43. it will be a whole different story.

44. - Hello, Bruce. - Janet.

45. I'm so glad we're able to meet on such short notice.

46. It seems everyplace I look there's our crusading DA

47. leading the campaign to rid our city of Batman.

48. Oh, please.

49. He's the last person I wanna talk about tonight.

50. Oh, sorry.

51. Still, even you have to admit

52. Batman's come through now and then.

53. But look at the lunatic fringe he's created.

54. The Joker, Two-Face, Poison Ivy and the rest.

55. Batman's responsible for every one of them.

56. Excuse me, Ms. Van Dorn, but your office just called.

57. They said it's an emergency.

58. I'm sorry, Bruce. I won't be a minute.

59. Take your time.

60. Uh, excuse me, have you seen Ms. Van Dorn?

61. Not in the last half-hour, sir.

62. - 'Look.' - Must be trouble.

63. It's Van Dorn's.

64. It was dropped on the front desk twenty minutes ago..

65. along with this.

66. "Batman, come alone to where lives hang in the balance

67. or the law in Gotham dies."

68. You there! Come into the light.

69. I said..

70. Ugh!

71. - Oh, no, you don't! - Ugh!

72. Ta-da!

73. Let me out! Do you hear me?

74. Whoever you are, let me out this second!

75. Welcome to Arkham, Van Dorn.

76. Two-Face!

77. Don't bother screaming for help.

78. The white coats can't hear you.

79. 'Matter of fact, they can't do much of anything'

80. 'thanks to the Mad Hatter.'

81. You're going to escape?

82. Eventually.

83. We've got some legal business to settle first.

84. What do you mean?

85. I'm talking about a trial.

86. Me, the prosecutor

87. you, the defense.

88. And your client..

89. '... is Batman.'

90. This is insane. Me defending you?

91. As far as I'm concerned, you belong in here with them.

92. Oh! Whatever.

93. You've gotta go through with it.

94. It's their game and their rules.

95. Let's go. Move it.

96. Indeed.

97. Can't keep the judge waiting.

98. You've said it yourself, lady.

99. Batman made every one of us.

100. So, we're placing him before the bar

101. to face our justice.

102. And me?

103. Basic 50-50 option.

104. You get him off, you both go free.

105. He goes down..

106. '... you take the fall with him.'

107. 'Amusing idea, what?'

108. 'Kidnapping you to be Batman's attorney?'

109. Personally, I suggested a quick slug

110. between the eyes but I lost the coin toss.

111. 'I borrowed your belt, Bats'

112. but it doesn't do a thing for me.

113. Sit down!

114. Oh, yea. Oh, yea.

115. He says, "Oh, yea," dirtbags.

116. Dummy up. Sheesh!

117. I gotta do everything for ya.

118. Court is now in session.

119. 'The good people of Arkham Asylum'

120. 'versus the self-righteous vigilante'

121. called Batman.

122. Our prosecutor is ready!

123. 'Likewise, our fair and impartial jury.'

124. - Hang him! - Shoot him!

125. Hit him with a rock.

126. And now all rise for the most honorable

127. most benevolent, most merciful

128. Judge Joker!

129. Guilty!

130. I was promised a chance to defend my client.

131. Oh, very well.

132. Like it'll make a difference.

133. Mr. Prosecutor, make your opening statement.

134. Look at us.

135. We're all freaks and monsters.

136. And who made us this way?

137. 'Batman.'

138. Go on, lady. Defend him if you can.

139. Call the first witness.

140. Yo, Hat! On the stand!

141. Proceed, counselor.

142. I suppose you, like your friends

143. claim that Batman drove you to be a criminal?

144. He did.

145. And yet, as I recall your case

146. you brainwashed and kidnapped a woman who rejected you.

147. Batman forced me to do it.

148. He was going to take her away from me.

149. I had no choice.

150. You could have respected her wishes and left her alone.

151. I'd have killed her first!

152. Oh! Uh, I'd like that last statement stricken

153. from the record, please.

154. Record? Is someone supposed to be writing this down?

155. This is crazy.

156. That's beside the point. Just keep it going.

157. Looks like Batman's hunch was wrong.

158. There's no sign of him or Ms. Van Dorn.

159. But he was here, alright.

160. I object to this witness.

161. She's obviously trying to influence the judge.

162. - What makes you say that? - Never mind.

163. Do you have a statement?

164. I just wanna say, if there was no Batman

165. there'd be no Joker

166. and I'd never have met my puddin'.

167. Thank you, Batman.

168. Sad, isn't it?

169. Harleen Quinzel was a doctor here at Arkham

170. until the Joker twisted her mind.

171. Ha, you're just jealous 'cause you don't have

172. a fella who's as loving and loyal to you

173. as my puddin' is to me.

174. mwah

175. - Aah! - Ah-ha!

176. And I suppose it was that same loyalty I saw

177. the last time you escaped, and puddin' here..

178. finked on you in hopes of getting time off.

179. Shh!

180. Is that true, puddin'?

181. Finked is such an ugly word.

182. You lousy scum-sucking creep!

183. The witness is excused.

184. Slimy rat!

185. 'Knock it off, lady.'

186. I'll kick that grin off your silly face.

187. And so it's Batman's fault you lead a life of crime.

188. He should have let me bump off Harvey Dent.

189. We'd all have been better off

190. wouldn't we, Harv?

191. Why, you rotten little..

192. But, Ms. Isley, isn't the real motivation

193. for your crimes your obsession with plants

194. that you prefer them to people?

195. I love plants, honey.

196. But a rose is a rose.

197. Then it doesn't bother you when someone

198. let's say the judge here

199. ruthlessly plucks a defenseless flower

200. from the warm green Earth?

201. No.

202. Even knowing he's given it his death sentence?

203. That its petals must die?

204. - Stop it. - One by one.

205. Withering, falling

206. one by one

207. until it's all gone, honey.

208. Miss Ivy, please.

209. You're beautiful when you're angry.

210. I used to believe Batman

211. was responsible for you people.

212. But now I see nearly everyone here would've ended up

213. 'exactly the same, Batman or not.'

214. Oh, the gimmicks might be different.

215. But you'd all be out there in some form or another

216. bringing misery to Gotham.

217. The truth is, you created him.

218. It's working.

219. Looks like a tracking device.

220. It's pointing north.

221. 'The Somerset District.'

222. Nothing much out there except..

223. Arkham.

224. Jury, you've heard the evidence.

225. Consider your verdict.

226. Your Honor, in light of Ms. Van Dorn's

227. stirring defense, we have no choice

228. 'but to find the defendant..'

229. not guilty.

230. Amazing.

231. Well done, counselor.

232. 'You've proven that Batman didn't create us.'

233. That we, in fact, messed up

234. our own rotten lives.

235. And as we are so rotten

236. vile, and depraved

237. we're going to waste you anyway!

238. That's all, folks.

239. Let's mambo.

240. Help us! Please!

241. Let me go. Ugh!

242. Aah!

243. Anything you say, Jannie-poo.

244. And now for the final confession

245. the big secret you've kept

246. from us for so many years.

247. Brothers and sisters, at long last, I give you

248. the man behind the bat.

249. swoosh swoosh

250. What?

251. - 'What's going on?' - He's gone.

252. Everyone, spread out.

253. Don't let him get away.

254. 'Who says I'm leaving?'

255. - 'What's goin' on?' - Get the light.

256. Nobody panic.

257. Okay, start panicking.

258. The only way out is through me.

259. Hold on. You'll hit Croc.

260. What's your point?

261. Watch where you're shooting, clown.

262. Aah!

263. Huh!

264. I'm hit, boys.

265. pow

266. Hold it.

267. Nobody move!

268. 'Yoo-hoo!'

269. Look alive, Batman.

270. - Ugh! - Here comes the judge.

271. Old "Hanging Judge" Joker, that's me.

272. Aah!

273. Aah!

274. I see now, there's a need for the things you do.

275. But I'm still going to work toward a city

276. 'that doesn't need Batman.'

277. Me too.