Batman: The Animated Series 2x4

Directed by Frank Paur

Roddy McDowall as The Mad Hatter / Dr. Jervis Tetch (voice) • Marilu Henner as Veronica Vreeland (voice) • Roger Rose as Jaguar Shaman (voice) • LeVar Burton as Hayden Sloane / Hatter Hentchman (voice) • Vernee Watson-Johnson as Dana Blessing (voice) • Roddy McDowall as Mad Hatter (voice) • LeVar Burton as Hayden Sloane (voice)

Wealthy socialite Veronica Vreeland returns from Central America bringing tiny handmade dolls for all her friends--but the dolls are controlled by the Mad Hatter!

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1. Hello, Gotham, I'm home.

2. - Hello, Ronnie. - Ronnie!

3. Veronica darling, you look smashing.

4. How did you like the rainforest?

5. The food was appalling, the accommodations

6. were non-existent and the bugs were the size of my trust fund.

7. But seriously, it's important we all do our part

8. to preserve those precious resources.

9. - Hear, hear. - Absolutely.

10. Look at them, celebrating without a care in the world.

11. I think it's great that Veronica's finally doing

12. something worthwhile with her money.

13. Uh, I'm sorry, Bruce.

14. The securities business has been kinda rough lately.

15. Lot of late hours, you know.

16. Seems all I do is worry about how to get my company

17. through one more day.

18. Worries, Hayden? I have the cure for that.

19. I'm a little old for dolls, don't you think?

20. Not these dolls.

21. They're Worry Men from Central America.

22. Legends say, you tell them your problems

23. then put them under your pillow at night

24. 'they'll do your worrying for you while you sleep.'

25. And when you wake up, poof, your problems are gone.

26. Oh, come on, Ronnie.

27. You're the last one I'd think would fall

28. for some ancient tribal hoodoo.

29. Don't be so smug, Brucie.

30. When I was in the jungle, I saw some things

31. 'you'd never believe.'

32. And I tell you, I haven't had a bad night's sleep

33. since my trip.

34. Well, sounds great to me.

35. In fact, the little darlings work their magic

36. for me all day long.

37. 'See, aren't they precious?'

38. I just couldn't get along without them.

39. Well, thanks for everything, Ron

40. but I've got a few more rounds to make.

41. Hmph. If ever someone led a worry-free life

42. 'it's you, Bruce Wayne.'

43. I've got one for everybody.

44. 'Party crasher?'

45. Nasty toy.

46. Ready to call it a night?

47. Ahh!

48. Oh, my heavens!

49. Tell me, Alfred

50. what's an ancient Mayan witch doctor

51. doing on a Gotham skyscraper?

52. This isn't one of those Riddler questions, is it?

53. No, but it's just as confusing.

54. There's someone new in town

55. using Mayan tribal gimmicks in his crimes.

56. - Blowguns, stone weapons.. - Voodoo dolls?

57. Oh, that's some party favor from Veronica's party.

58. They're supposed to take away your worries while you sleep.

59. Imagine that.

60. What some overworked souls won't do

61. to get a good night's rest.

62. Hmm.

63. Still, every little bit helps.

64. I tell you, child, I handle all sorts of things

65. for Mr. Wayne, but this one really takes the cake.

66. - Oh, morning, Dana. - Oh, I gotta go. Bye-bye.

67. Sometimes I forget how beautiful Gotham can be.

68. You're in fine spirits, I must say.

69. A good night's sleep and I'm ready to take on the world.

70. You got everything alright?

71. Yes, I followed your message to the letter.

72. But I can't help wondering what—

73. Thank you.

74. I know it's your company, Mr. Wayne

75. but 20 million dollars, man.

76. That's a lot of money.

77. Yes, it is. What's your point?

78. Well, I'd sure feel uncomfortable walking around

79. with all that cash in a tiny little briefcase.

80. Dana, I'm sorry. I'm not following this.

81. What cash? What briefcase?

82. The 20 million dollars

83. you told me to put in a briefcase for you.

84. You're not making any sense.

85. The 20 million I told you to put in a briefcase?

86. You call me from your car, gave me your account number

87. told me to transfer 20 million dollars in cash and..

88. Hey!

89. Twenty million of my money in that case?

90. I hope you're not going to take it out of my salary.

91. Tens of millions of dollars are missing

92. since this morning, Mr. Sloane.

93. 'If it wasn't you, then who?'

94. B-but I don't know, I tell you.

95. I-I don't know. Why would I do it? Why?

96. That was the scene today as broker Hayden Sloane

97. was arrested on charges of embezzlement.

98. 'Sloane joins the growing list of wealthy Gothamites'

99. who for reasons unknown have pilfered their own companies

100. 'for a combined total of 100 million dollars.'

101. Unbelievable.

102. And you have no clue how this could have happened?

103. I do now.

104. Each of us was a guest at Veronica Vreeland's party.

105. If there are answers, she's got them.

106. vroom

107. 'Ms. Vreeland.'

108. Huh? Ugh.

109. 'Batman?'

110. Let me help you with your bag.

111. No, you stay back.

112. This is mine, you hear? Mine.

113. Ugh.

114. I know it's yours.

115. What were you planning to do with it?

116. I have to throw it overboard because... because..

117. E-excuse me, I-I don't feel very well.

118. whoosh

119. 'Care to explain these?'

120. My jewels!

121. 'How did they get here?'

122. Don't you remember?

123. No, uh, e-everything's a blank. I..

124. Ahh!

125. - Leave him alone, you swine! - Ugh!

126. Please?

127. My therapist's never going to believe this.

128. And I thought you were supposed to take away my worries.

129. Hmm.

130. Well, say goodbye, you troublesome little trinkets.

131. Wait. These dolls. Where did you get them?

132. From a craftsman at a small village.

133. 'Uh, a funny little man in a giant straw hat.'

134. An Englishman?

135. Why, yes.

136. And he suggested giving the dolls

137. to your society friends.

138. What, are you psychic too?

139. Just picking up on the pattern.

140. Sir, you have no idea how terrible I feel

141. to have played a part in this.

142. Neither you nor Veronica could have known that

143. hidden within each doll was a tiny microchip

144. designed to stimulate a sleeper's brainwaves

145. 'and make him susceptible to hypnotic suggestion.'

146. Creating a radio receiver of sorts

147. out of an entranced human mind?

148. Exactly.

149. 'And who knows how to warp the human mind better'

150. 'than Jervis Tetch, the Mad Hatter.'

151. '"O frabjous day!'

152. '"Callooh! Callay!'

153. 'He chortled in his joy."'

154. It's sheer brilliance.

155. A wonderland of treasures all willingly donated

156. by Gotham's simpering elite.

157. Ah!

158. And now come the famous Vreeland jewels

159. to dance at my heels.

160. What? How dare you return empty-handed?

161. Forgive us, sir. But Batman showed up and—

162. Batman?

163. You insufferable fools!

164. You can't even handle one man dressed up like a flying mouse?

165. Oh, and what's this? What's this?

166. You've graciously left part of your cloak behind

167. as Batman's invitation to waltz right into our midst.

168. Bah!

169. And that's just what he'll do, won't he?

170. Yeah, of course he will.

171. And far be it for me to disappoint him

172. 'when he arrives.'

173. 'As you predicted, sir'

174. the computer has identified

175. this scrap of artificial fur

176. as a type used in theatrical productions.

177. Which would make its most probable source of origin..

178. The Great Eastern Costume Company.

179. It's been closed for years

180. making it a perfect hideout for The Mad Hatter.

181. 'I knew you were coming, so I thought'

182. 'I'd have some of the old chaps around'

183. 'to make you feel at home.'

184. 'How is Batman? Like a donut shop.'

185. 'They're both filled with holes.'

186. swish

187. 'Whoops! Should have warned you, old boy.'

188. 'That lot's real.'

189. Aah!

190. Ugh.

191. Delightful.

192. Oh, quite a bonus to add to my

193. already substantial collection.

194. You disappoint me, Tetch. For all your brilliance

195. you've become just another thief.

196. You make it sound so... common.

197. Well, actually, Batman, you'll be happy to know

198. you're witnessing my retirement from crime.

199. See, after my recent release from Arkham

200. I vowed to leave Gotham and my wicked ways behind me.

201. Perhaps buy a little island somewhere

202. and open a sunbonnet shop.

203. Oh, but islands

204. even little ones, cost money.

205. Lots of money.

206. And then I heard of Ms. Vreeland's

207. well-publicized trek into the rainforest.

208. Yes, I realized at once

209. she'd be the perfect unwitting partner

210. in my scheme.

211. Investing what limited funds I had.

212. I managed to follow dear Ronnie into the forest

213. where, at a small native village, she made

214. the acquaintance of my specially created Worry Men.

215. Though I can't take complete credit.

216. I provided the micro-circuitry, of course

217. but my good friend here supplied the dolls.

218. Can you believe it?

219. He was just an honest native craftsman

220. until I changed his mind about helping me.

221. 'Those others are riffraff culled out of various'

222. 'Gotham street gangs.'

223. 'Gutter trash of no great importance.'

224. So as this is my farewell to crime

225. I think I'll take a souvenir to mark the occasion.

226. No matter, I have a better way

227. to remove that nasty old cowl.

228. Stop! You don't know what you're doing.

229. Oh, that noise!

230. What's going on?

231. How did I get here?

232. Oh, you're a clever one.

233. But I will not be denied.

234. As the great Lewis Carroll said

235. "One, two! One, two! And through and through.

236. "The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!

237. '"He left it dead, and with its head'

238. he went galumphing back!"

239. No!

240. Stop. I command you.

241. So we're gutter trash, are we?

242. Ah!

243. Who's calling the shots now?

244. - Stop! - 'Yes. Stop.'

245. Leave him to the police.

246. Thank you, thank you

247. you generous, forgiving, noble fool.

248. Stand back, all of you. I'm getting out.

249. But not before I sew up one last loose end.

250. What?

251. Ah!

252. Tomorrow this all goes back to the company.

253. Minus the cost of a plane ticket home

254. for our kidnapped doll maker.

255. I must say, after all the Hatter put him through

256. that fellow showed remarkable restraint.

257. When everything was said and done, all the shaman

258. really wanted was to go home.

259. In fact, I hear he even sent the Hatter a farewell gift.

260. Mmm.

261. Something to ensure that Jervis Tetch

262. only dreams of a good, honest life from now on.