1. "Where tracks and golf balls roll
and wind.
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2. "Round colored banners of all kind.
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3. "Here, new instructions you will find."
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4. (ON PA) You've come
to the right place, Mr. McWhirter.
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5. You won't be able to find me.
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6. Just follow the sound of my voice.
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7. Who the devil are you?
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8. Well, for a diplomatic courier,
you're not very diplomatic, are you?
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9. If you're my contact,
what's the countersign?
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10. Patience, patience.
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11. All your questions will be answered,
dear boy,
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12. if you'll simply follow
the running lights.
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13. Okay, I'm here. Now what?
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14. Now then, about that
collection of bearer bonds
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15. you're supposed to transport,
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16. if you'll just tell me
where I can find them,
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17. you might get out of here alive.
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18. All right! All right, I'll tell you!
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19. Good call. Now, hurry up.
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20. I hate it when people talk
with their mouth full.
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21. All we know is this, last night,
the International Relief Consortium
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22. was supposed to receive a delivery
from one of their couriers.
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23. This guy. Name's McWhirter.
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24. He's lucky to be alive.
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25. He was supposed to pick up
and deliver a donation.
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26. A diplomatic pouch containing
$750,000 in bearer bonds
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27. earmarked for humanitarian aid—
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28. To starving refugees in Eastern Europe.
Yeah, I know.
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29. Only McWhirter never showed up.
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30. Somebody else got to the bonds
before he did.
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31. And now they're missing.
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32. The same somebody who lured him into
that quicksand trap you mentioned?
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33. You know who that sounds like,
don't you? Wormwood.
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34. The Interrogator.
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35. The guy who specializes in
using deathtraps
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36. to pry information out of his victims?
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37. Terrific. Look up "slippery”
in the dictionary,
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38. and you get Josiah Wormwood.
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39. Well, I guess if anyone can
pin something on him
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40. and make it stick, you can.
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41. Maybe. Right now, though,
we're not even sure he's in town.
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42. But I think I know which one
of Wormwood's associates
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43. might be able to give me
that information.
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44. Oh, yeah, I remember this clown.
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45. Nothing but a two—bit con man.
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46. But a continental type, a real smoothie,
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47. the kind who'll do anything
for a free meal.
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48. Calls himself "The Baron.”
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49. Ladies and gentlemen,
our guest speaker this evening
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50. Baron Waclaw Jozek.
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51. Madam President, honored guests,
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52. this is a rare pleasure for me.
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53. Unaccustomed as I am to being
sought after...
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54. No, no, no!
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55. No, no, no!
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56. How dare you manhandle me.
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57. I want information from you.
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58. By the way,
I hope you're not afraid of heights.
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59. That's all you have on
your friend Wormwood?
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60. I've told you all I know.
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61. What more do you want?
Let me down.
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62. Just one more thing, Baron.
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63. I suggest that for your health
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64. you take a vacation,
somewhere far away from Gotham City.
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65. Come in.
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66. This had better
be important, Waclaw.
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67. It is, to me.
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68. I want the Batman's cape and cowl.
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69. And I want you to get them for me.
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70. Hmm. Humble the legendary Batman?
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71. I must admit,
it is an intriguing challenge.
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72. But I'm afraid I can't contain
my curiosity.
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73. I must know, what do you want them for?
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74. I will be glad to tell you that,
dear Wormwood,
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75. if you'll tell me how you got
those bearer bonds
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76. away from
the International Relief Consortium.
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77. I don't know what you're talking about.
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78. Have it your way.
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79. In that case, I will say
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80. only that you will be very well paid
to do as I request
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81. without further questions.
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82. All right, I'll get you
the Batman's cape and cowl.
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83. That won't be difficult.
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84. He is only human, after all.
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85. Got a new toy, I see.
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86. I figure it might come in handy.
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87. It might get you in trouble
with the mayor.
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88. Let me worry about the mayor.
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89. Here, have a look at this.
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90. "Where iron horses go to rot
and children toot their horns a lot...
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91. "A damsel's pleas shall come to naught.”
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92. Do you know what it means?
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93. Don't you?
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94. Looking for someone, Batman?
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95. Sorry, you won't find me in there.
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96. However, you will find
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97. a trap!
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98. Now then, you have approximately
one minute to save that young woman.
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99. But I'll remove her from jeopardy
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100. if you simply surrender
your cape and cowl.
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101. You can push it through the little
opening at the base of the engine door.
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102. Thirty seconds left, Batman.
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103. Fifteen seconds.
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104. Help! Please, help!
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105. One second left.
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106. A hologram?
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107. Do you have the items?
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108. Uh, no.
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109. Uh, the first apparatus...
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110. The trap at the old railway exhibit?
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111. Yes. He beat it.
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112. So there will have to be others?
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113. Only one. And this time,
I shall put the man himself in jeopardy.
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114. I have a facility at
De Larues Wax Museum
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115. that will serve our purposes nicely.
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116. Just see that you succeed.
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117. Oh, I will. And once you have what
you want, you must tell me why—
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118. —
- Weill
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119. "Where Washington and young Babe Ruth
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120. "stand side by side
with John Wilkes Booth
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121. "Batman will find a plan uncouth.”
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122. Well, what do you think this one means?
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123. Those famous figures standing
around together?
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124. De Larues Wax Museum, what else?
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125. Oh. Of course.
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126. (ON PA) Over here, Batman.
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127. That's it. Come right in.
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128. Now, if I might call your attention
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129. to the panel sliding open
along the ceiling.
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130. It's uncovering
a 20,000-watt halogen bulb.
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131. I don't actually know how hot
20,000 watts make a room,
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132. but I do know that it melts wax.
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133. And eventually, it will melt you.
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134. Of course, you can save yourself simply
by giving me your cape and cowl.
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135. After all, it looks like your weapons
are covered with wax.
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136. No hurry. I'll wait.
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137. Oh, very inventive.
Do you suppose it will work?
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138. Congratulations. But don't breathe
too deeply, Batman.
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139. It seems that when you shattered
the lamp,
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140. you triggered the release of a toxic
nerve gas from a tank in the ceiling.
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141. Now, your cape and cowl, please.
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142. All right. All right. Turn off the gas.
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143. You win.
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144. (ON PA) Ah. Nothing like
a breath of fresh air, eh, Batman?
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145. And now, your cape and cowl, please.
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146. Satisfied?
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147. Actually, no.
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148. I wonder if you would put those down
neatly over here, by the light.
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149. A second mask?
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150. Not as confident as we'd seem then,
are we?
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151. Hmm. Well, keep your silly identity.
These are all I require.
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152. Stop stalling, Jozek.
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153. I've got the goods.
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154. Have you got my certified check?
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155. I have indeed.
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156. Ah, but first,
let us drink to our success.
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157. On one condition.
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158. Will you tell me why you wanted
Batman's cape and cowl, finally?
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159. Ah, but you know my condition.
You must tell me your secret.
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160. Then I will tell you mine.
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161. What did you do
with those bonds?
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162. And who commissioned their theft?
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163. If you really want to know,
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164. an agent of the Quirian Emirates
will get the bonds
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165. from a locker
at Pan—Europa Airways tomorrow
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166. when I meet him there to give him
this key.
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167. Now, what will you do
with the cape and cowl?
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168. I am going to wear them.
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169. You're not Jozek?
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170. You were playing. Playing me for a fool.
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171. From the day you first walked in here.
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172. It was you I was dealing with all along!
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173. Give me the key.
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174. If you really want to know,
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175. an agent of the Quirian Emirates...
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176. The bugs in the room picked up
the whole story on tape.
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177. at Pan—Europa Airways tomorrow.
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178. —Thank you, Commissioner.
—Thank you.
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179. And thank Jozek for the use of the hall,
if he ever returns from Europe.
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180. When we collared the Quirian agent
at the airport, he sang like a bird.
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181. And he fingered you as the guy
who was gonna sell him the bonds.
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182. Oh, I almost forgot.
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183. This came for you.
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184. "Confinement will speed your reform.
But long, cold nights will be the norm.
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185. "So here's a thing to keep you warm"?
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186. Well.
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187. English — SDH
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