1. Ew! P.U.!Copy !req
2. Of all the disgusting...Copy !req
3. —(CAR HORN HONKS)
—(CONTINUES LAUGHING)Copy !req
4. Hey!Copy !req
5. Look out, you crazy...Copy !req
6. Ouch!Copy !req
7. Rough night of crime—fighting, sir?Copy !req
8. Very.Copy !req
9. Well, you'll be happy to know
I've drawn you a bath.Copy !req
10. Whenever you're ready.Copy !req
11. What's the deal, Alfred?Copy !req
12. I said I "drew" you a bath, sir.Copy !req
13. April Fool's.Copy !req
14. Very funny, Alfred.
I guess I'll just take a shower.Copy !req
15. Not a funny bone in his entire body.Copy !req
16. Alfred, hit the radio, would you?Copy !req
17. Right away, sir.Copy !req
18. Traffic is at a standstill
on the Gotham expresswayCopy !req
19. where a trailer full of eggs
has overturned. This just in.Copy !req
20. The Gotham police are investigatingCopy !req
21. a series of near—fatal accidents
along the riverfront.Copy !req
22. Initial reports indicate
that hundreds of GothamitesCopy !req
23. have inexplicably begun acting
like total laughing fools.Copy !req
24. More details as they become available.Copy !req
25. Sounds like a rather
dirty April Fools' prank.Copy !req
26. Sounds like the Joker.Copy !req
27. (OVER RADIO) At this hour,
Gotham City is in the grip of insanity.Copy !req
28. Everywhere, people
are turning into lunatics.Copy !req
29. The latest reports say that the wave
of foolish hysteriaCopy !req
30. is moving down 7th Avenue towards...Copy !req
31. Towards the financial district.Copy !req
32. That's my cue.Copy !req
33. Uh-huh. Hmm...Copy !req
34. (CHUCKLES) Perfect.Copy !req
35. Now, everybody,
remember where we parked.Copy !req
36. When the going gets tough,
the tough go shopping.Copy !req
37. Who says crime doesn't pay?Copy !req
38. Now, this is what I call
a sidewalk sale.Copy !req
39. Airborne gas emanatingCopy !req
40. from riverfront district.Copy !req
41. Analysis, lengthy exposure to the gas
will result in permanent insanity.Copy !req
42. Alfred, I left
the hex key upstairs in the den.Copy !req
43. Would you bring it down?Copy !req
44. Oh, go fetch it yourself.
(BLOWING RASPBERRIES)Copy !req
45. Very funny, Alfred,
but I've no time to play.Copy !req
46. Alfred? Alfred!Copy !req
47. Just a little spring cleaning, sir.Copy !req
48. The gas!Copy !req
49. Oh!Copy !req
50. I believe I've contracted
a giant case of the giggles.Copy !req
51. Lengthy exposure to the gasCopy !req
52. will result in permanent insanity.Copy !req
53. Okay, let's shoot it.
This place is giving me the creeps.Copy !req
54. I'm here in downtown GothamCopy !req
55. where corporate CEOs
have gone stark raving mad.Copy !req
56. It would appear that the collapse
of the stock market is now imminent.Copy !req
57. The question is,Copy !req
58. Will April Fools' Day mark the end
of Gotham City as we know it?Copy !req
59. The only things gaining now
are the laughing stocks.Copy !req
60. Huh? Ah!Copy !req
61. Look who's come to trash the place.Copy !req
62. A fitting setting for you, Joker.Copy !req
63. Ooh, I just love to get down and dirty.Copy !req
64. Okay, boys,Copy !req
65. it's playtime!Copy !req
66. It's about time.Copy !req
67. What are we waiting for?Copy !req
68. Batman, you're a real party pooper.Copy !req
69. Why don't you take your mask off
and have a few laughs?Copy !req
70. Cut the clowning, Joker.Copy !req
71. Get him.Copy !req
72. Tsk—tsk. You shouldn't have made
Captain Clown mad.Copy !req
73. Time to take out the garbage!Copy !req
74. I just love these new Ziploc seals.Copy !req
75. We wouldn't want our little
caged rodent to suffocate,Copy !req
76. so we'll just punch some air holes.Copy !req
77. Okay, Captain, give it the old heave-ho.Copy !req
78. Oops! Looks like our air holes
are water holes too.Copy !req
79. What a shame!Copy !req
80. I never knew Batman could sink so low.Copy !req
81. Well, Captain, this could be the start
of a beautiful friendship.Copy !req
82. You want to play dirty, Joker?Copy !req
83. Get ready, boys. Here it comes.Copy !req
84. This will give those April fools
a lot more smiles per gallon. (LAUGHS)Copy !req
85. What are you fools... Batman!Copy !req
86. Hey, Batman!Copy !req
87. Looks like Captain Clown
is really getting attached to you.Copy !req
88. You killed Captain Clown.Copy !req
89. You killed Captain Clown!Copy !req
90. Just for that, Batman...Copy !req
91. Hey, Batman,Copy !req
92. you stink so bad
I can smell you from here!Copy !req
93. P.U.!Copy !req
94. Pyew, pyew, pyew!Copy !req
95. Yee-haw!Copy !req
96. Justice is served hot, Batman!Copy !req
97. You're going to melt
just like a grilled cheese sandwich.Copy !req
98. Justice will be served, Joker.Copy !req
99. Service with a smile?Copy !req
100. Clean up your act, Joker.Copy !req
101. Oh, that's a joke, right?Copy !req
102. Batman finally told a joke.Copy !req
103. Batman! You wouldn't let me fry,
would you?Copy !req
104. Batman!Copy !req
105. I've taken eight showers
and I still feel soiled.Copy !req
106. Ugh! I've never seen so much garbage.Copy !req
107. What's wrong, Alfred?
Aren't you feeling better?Copy !req
108. "What's wrong," sir?Copy !req
109. I destroy a priceless Ming vase,
and you ask me what's wrong?Copy !req
110. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
111. I'll just take it out of your salary
for the next couple of years.Copy !req
112. Very well, sir.Copy !req
113. Alfred.Copy !req
114. April Fool's. (LAUGHS)Copy !req
115. English — SDHCopy !req