1. We have already seen
icy pavements in July.Copy !req
2. Shivers, it must be...Copy !req
3. Mr. Freeze strikes again.Copy !req
4. He's after big ice cubes.Copy !req
5. He cooled the guard.Copy !req
6. He gave everybody the slip.Copy !req
7. Will the real Batman
please stand up?Copy !req
8. Curses. Foiled again.Copy !req
9. But wait. A new clue.Copy !req
10. A princess in distress.Copy !req
11. The Dynamic Duo to the rescue.Copy !req
12. Blow hot.Copy !req
13. Blow cold.
Horrors. Frozen stiff.Copy !req
14. But wait. The most
chilling is yet to come.Copy !req
15. Midnight in the
super-hypertherm...Copy !req
16. de-icefier chamber Mark 7...Copy !req
17. of the Gotham City Hospital...Copy !req
18. two lonely figures lie
quiet, peaceful, serene.Copy !req
19. Instant freezing. Deadly.Copy !req
20. Oh, if I could only get me mitts
on that dastardly Mr. Freeze.Copy !req
21. Patience, O'Hara.Copy !req
22. No public official elected by the
people can allow his emotions...Copy !req
23. to overrule his dedication to duty
and carrying out the due process of law.Copy !req
24. - Is there a chance?
- What do you want, miracles?Copy !req
25. I'm doing the best I can, the best
I can do, and that's all I can do.Copy !req
26. Easy now, Vince. This
has been tough on all of us.Copy !req
27. If I can just raise their body
temperature gradually enough...Copy !req
28. there's an outside chance. But it's
tricky, one degree, too much too soon.Copy !req
29. It will be a long and
worrisome vigil, I fear.Copy !req
30. Two such magnificent
specimens of manhood.Copy !req
31. Why?Copy !req
32. - Saints be praised!
- Look!Copy !req
33. We interrupt our regular program
to repeat this earlier bulletin.Copy !req
34. Batman and Robin are
alive. Repeat, are alive...Copy !req
35. after the almost fatal and most
mysterious attack on them last night.Copy !req
36. The Dynamic Duo were instantly
frozen by an unknown assailant...Copy !req
37. who robbed Princess Sandra, escaping
with the famed Ghiaccio Circulo diamond.Copy !req
38. The would-be
killer is still at large.Copy !req
39. And now, back to Gotham City
Stadium for the ceremonies...Copy !req
40. preceding today's game between
the Eagles and the Windy City Wildcats.Copy !req
41. - Boss?
- Come in, Moe.Copy !req
42. - I can't.
- Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
43. Well, how did it go?Copy !req
44. - Operation Big Diamond accomplished.
- Good.Copy !req
45. - Where do you want it?
- In here where I can see it, and hurry.Copy !req
46. - And tell airplane to zoom, zoom, zoom.
- Right, boss.Copy !req
47. Ah...Copy !req
48. Batman, you still live,
but only for a short time.Copy !req
49. I now have the most precious
diamond of all in my possession.Copy !req
50. To get it back, you
must die, die, die.Copy !req
51. Good afternoon, baseball fans.Copy !req
52. From Bruce
Wayne's private box...Copy !req
53. in Gotham City's new stadium.
Princess Sandra of Molino...Copy !req
54. is getting ready to toss out the
first ball at this great charity game...Copy !req
55. between the two deadliest
rivals in any baseball league.Copy !req
56. It's a beautiful
day, a beautiful day.Copy !req
57. But no more beautiful than
the lovely princess herself.Copy !req
58. Ready?Copy !req
59. Well, I'm sure I can't pitch
like your great Paul Diamante...Copy !req
60. but, well, I do
have a few curves.Copy !req
61. Play ball.Copy !req
62. Oh, I'm so excited. And part
of it is seeing you again, Bruce.Copy !req
63. Oh, I'm just sorry the circumstances
couldn't have been more favorable.Copy !req
64. Losing the Ghiaccio
Circulo diamond last night.Copy !req
65. Oh, that. Well, just be
thankful that my servant...Copy !req
66. and those two simply magnificent creatures,
Batman and Robin, are still alive.Copy !req
67. I'd give anything to
meet them someday.Copy !req
68. - Socially, of course.
- Perhaps you may, someday.Copy !req
69. I'm dying to watch
Paul Diamante pitch.Copy !req
70. - Is he really as good as they say?
- Better. Like real cool, ma'am.Copy !req
71. I mean, Your Royal Highness.Copy !req
72. Attention, your
attention please.Copy !req
73. Change in the lineup.Copy !req
74. Pitcher for the Gotham
City Eagles, number 77.Copy !req
75. Kenny Allen for Paul Diamante.Copy !req
76. Apparently, Paul Diamante is...Copy !req
77. Well, we're not
sure what happened.Copy !req
78. I don't understand.Copy !req
79. I'm beginning to.Copy !req
80. Diamante means
"diamond" in Spanish.Copy !req
81. - Mr. Freeze.
- But I thought Batman was out of danger.Copy !req
82. What does this mean?Copy !req
83. If you'll excuse us, princess. I'd
forgotten that we have a meeting...Copy !req
84. at the Bruce Wayne Foundation
scheduled for this afternoon.Copy !req
85. Can't miss a board meeting.Copy !req
86. Well, I never...Copy !req
87. Our only clue.Copy !req
88. According to
Diamante's landlady...Copy !req
89. these three rather disreputable men
visited Diamante's apartment this morning.Copy !req
90. And when she went up later to clean
the apartment, no Diamante, only this note.Copy !req
91. "You will soon hear
my terms." That's all?Copy !req
92. - And this.
- Mr. Freeze, who else?Copy !req
93. Afraid you're right.Copy !req
94. Commissioner Gordon speaking.Copy !req
95. Ha, ha, ha! Commissioner,
you still there?Copy !req
96. We're all here listening.Copy !req
97. - Chief O'Hara, Batman, Robin.
- Batman, perfect. Absolutely perfect.Copy !req
98. You are there and I am here with your most
precious diamond from the baseball diamond.Copy !req
99. Clever, yeah? Diamond
from the diamond.Copy !req
100. - Speak to them.
- This is Paul Diamante.Copy !req
101. This kooky character has me
holed up out here in the wildest pad.Copy !req
102. - Where Paul, where?
- Who knows where?Copy !req
103. Some creeps chloroformed me
this morning, brought me here.Copy !req
104. - Mr. Freeze.
- Yeah?Copy !req
105. How much do you want
for Diamante's release?Copy !req
106. How much I want?Copy !req
107. Nothing. Not one single
mark... I mean red cent.Copy !req
108. - No money. None.
- Then what?Copy !req
109. Simple, very simple.Copy !req
110. I will trade even one
baseball pitcher...Copy !req
111. for one Batman.Copy !req
112. Absolutely out of the question.Copy !req
113. As protector of our city, I cannot allow you
to deliberately jeopardize your very life.Copy !req
114. - Over my dead body you'll go.
- Sorry.Copy !req
115. Diamante is the idol of millions
of impressionable young lads...Copy !req
116. who look up to him.Copy !req
117. He must live to inspire the youth of
today who will be the men of tomorrow.Copy !req
118. I accept your terms. Where
and when do we meet?Copy !req
119. - Alone?
- Alone.Copy !req
120. You may speak freely.
No one's listening in.Copy !req
121. I'll be there.Copy !req
122. Robin, this is one time
I'll have to go it alone.Copy !req
123. I gave my word.Copy !req
124. A hot flash for the
chilly Mr. Freeze.Copy !req
125. Will Robin just stand by?Copy !req
126. If Mohammed won't come to
the mountain, Master Dick...Copy !req
127. the mountain must come to
Mohammed. Time for afternoon tea.Copy !req
128. Holy interruptions.Copy !req
129. Who has time for afternoon
tea at a time like this?Copy !req
130. Wellington did.
Even at Waterloo.Copy !req
131. Well, I suppose a little
extra energy wouldn't hurt.Copy !req
132. - Where's Mr. Bruce?
- There.Copy !req
133. What?Copy !req
134. - I secretly planted a homing device on him.
- Secretly? Master Dick.Copy !req
135. Am I to understand that you've
been shadowing the master...Copy !req
136. - without his knowledge or approval?
- Holy Sherlock Homes.Copy !req
137. How can I help him if I
don't know where he is?Copy !req
138. - He's in danger, then?
- Plenty.Copy !req
139. - Where?
- There.Copy !req
140. Right in the middle of nowhere.Copy !req
141. - You okay, Paul? Take it easy.
- I think so. Batman?Copy !req
142. Take it easy.Copy !req
143. I'm prepared to fulfill my part of
the bargain. Do with me what you will!Copy !req
144. - Mr. Diamante, you A-okay?
- What happened?Copy !req
145. - Robin, The Boy Wonder.
- Take it easy. They've got Batman.Copy !req
146. I've been following them. I secretly
planted a homing device on him.Copy !req
147. Watch that pitching arm.Copy !req
148. Later, in the super-refrigerated
hideout of Mr. Freeze...Copy !req
149. Batman is gradually recovering after
the cowardly attack behind his back.Copy !req
150. - My utility belt.
- Is this what you are looking for?Copy !req
151. Very ingenious,
this utility belt.Copy !req
152. Batrope, Batarang, explosives,
gas pellets and other things...Copy !req
153. such imagination.Copy !req
154. A most useful thing to have
when you have it. Ha, ha.Copy !req
155. If I were you, Batman, I would not try
to move from your nice, heated area.Copy !req
156. It is not only foolish to go from a
nice, warm 76 degrees temperature...Copy !req
157. to a 50 degree below zero temperature,
it is also very dangerous to the system.Copy !req
158. You see?Copy !req
159. Even through your glove, the cold
air penetrates like a thousand needles.Copy !req
160. Am I not right? I am right.Copy !req
161. You're right, you
cold fish. What next?Copy !req
162. That depends. It depends.
Ultimately, of course, you will die.Copy !req
163. But how, when,
where, mercilessly fast...Copy !req
164. or agonizingly slow, depends.Copy !req
165. - Depends on what?
- On you.Copy !req
166. - Me?
- And me.Copy !req
167. On, uh, how you act and how
I feel when the time comes.Copy !req
168. It depends.Copy !req
169. Heh, you fool. You fool. I warned you
against sudden changes in temperature.Copy !req
170. The air is freezing
your lungs, yeah?Copy !req
171. Cold, frigid, frosty air freezing
your lungs solid like icicles.Copy !req
172. Now you know how I feel when the air is warm
and I cannot breathe like you cannot now.Copy !req
173. You are freezing, yeah?Copy !req
174. If I choose, I can make you
freeze to death, but not yet. Not yet.Copy !req
175. You must not die too easily.Copy !req
176. Now...Copy !req
177. press a button...Copy !req
178. nice, warm 76
degrees temperature.Copy !req
179. With this, I control
your every move.Copy !req
180. I can decide where you can
go and where you cannot go.Copy !req
181. Now, you follow nice
hot path to dining room.Copy !req
182. Did I forget to mention that we
have another guest for dinner...Copy !req
183. somebody who just
decided to drop in?Copy !req
184. Come, come, you two.Copy !req
185. You scarcely said two words
to each other the whole meal.Copy !req
186. What's the matter, you
don't like the roast beef?Copy !req
187. Oh, I know. It's the spinach.Copy !req
188. Let the boy go. He's
never done you harm.Copy !req
189. His only crime was disobeying
my order not to follow me...Copy !req
190. by planting that
homing device on me.Copy !req
191. You have my deepest
sympathy, Batman.Copy !req
192. Unfortunately, the boy now knows
this hideout, so, what can I do?Copy !req
193. Ah!Copy !req
194. Baked Alaska,
my favorite dessert.Copy !req
195. We will have with it some
of this very special liqueur...Copy !req
196. chilled ever so slightly.Copy !req
197. Ten seconds in my
hands, cools it properly...Copy !req
198. 30 seconds for champagne, and one
minute for martini, nice and cold, yeah.Copy !req
199. - None for me, thank you.
- Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot you do not drink.Copy !req
200. Then have your baked Alaska.Copy !req
201. You know, in some
ways, I'm so sorry...Copy !req
202. that I have to destroy such
charming people. It is a great pity.Copy !req
203. Mr. Freeze, give yourself up.Copy !req
204. We can get help for
you. Medical help.Copy !req
205. In prison? Heh.Copy !req
206. This I do not believe. No. You
must pay for what you did to me...Copy !req
207. for forcing me to live like this, never again
to know the warmth of a summer breeze...Copy !req
208. never to feel the heat of
burning logs in wintertime.Copy !req
209. Revenge, that is what I need.
Revenge! I will have revenge!Copy !req
210. Now!Copy !req
211. Batman, the cold!Copy !req
212. - Sorry. Slipped on the baked Alaska.
- You tried.Copy !req
213. That's the true measure of a
man, whether you win or lose, to try.Copy !req
214. And now, you will
know what it feels like...Copy !req
215. to freeze to death, slowly.Copy !req
216. Slowly.Copy !req
217. Slowly.Copy !req
218. Heh, heh. Charming, isn't it?Copy !req
219. Very charming. Now I press the
button and there's only room for one.Copy !req
220. - Stay.
- No, Batman.Copy !req
221. That's an order, boy.Copy !req
222. This is fun.Copy !req
223. Now Robin will be able
to watch you die first.Copy !req
224. Batman.Copy !req
225. In a few seconds, you will
not be able to move at all.Copy !req
226. Now, tell me, Batman,
how does it feel?Copy !req
227. How does it feel
to freeze to death?Copy !req
228. Oof!Copy !req
229. Right on the button.
Turnabout is fair play.Copy !req
230. You didn't know I was wearing...Copy !req
231. my special super-thermal B
long underwear for extreme cold.Copy !req
232. You mean, you
pretended to freeze?Copy !req
233. It'll be a colder day than 50 below
zero before you beat Batman, Mr. Freeze.Copy !req
234. Help me! Help me!Copy !req
235. Freeze him an area jail-cell size. That
should hold him until we get to the cooler.Copy !req
236. Batman!Copy !req
237. Up. Up, up.Copy !req
238. Your guns, drop them!Copy !req
239. No, no, wait, wait!Copy !req
240. Back to the cooler,
Dr. Schimmel.Copy !req
241. Now, gentlemen.
Two against three.Copy !req
242. I'd say the odds are even.Copy !req
243. Ah! This is crazy.Copy !req
244. What took you so long?Copy !req
245. I phoned you before I came
in here over an hour ago.Copy !req
246. Well, we took a wrong
turn off of Route 49.Copy !req
247. - Say cheese.
- Oh, get hip. Not "cheese."Copy !req
248. "Mr. Freeze."Copy !req
249. All right, one more, one
more. Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
250. Thank you.Copy !req
251. - Well, it's awfully nice of you to come.
- Thank you, madame. What a great honor.Copy !req
252. Bruce! Oh, you
old stick in the mud.Copy !req
253. Off to a silly board meeting in
the middle of a baseball game.Copy !req
254. How could you? Heh.Copy !req
255. Work before pleasure, princess.Copy !req
256. - How do you feel after your ordeal, Paul?
- Great. Feel like pitching tomorrow.Copy !req
257. We can sure use you, especially
against those Motor City Wheels.Copy !req
258. Oh, I wish Batman and
Robin could've been here.Copy !req
259. I would love to have thanked
them personally for this and for this...Copy !req
260. on behalf of all the loyal
Gotham City fans, of course.Copy !req
261. Oh, there you are, boys.
You're just in time for the dessert.Copy !req
262. Gabrielle, bring it in.Copy !req
263. Baked Alaska.Copy !req
264. Next week, Batman
versus Zelda the Great.Copy !req