1. (male narrator)
So far, we have seen
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2. a cat burglar strike.
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3. Commissioner Gordon get a gift.
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4. 'X' mark the cat.
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5. Catwoman bare her claws.
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6. Batman and Robin on guard.
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7. Robin, get it in the neck.
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8. Saved by Batman.
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9. "Open Sesame."
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10. "Is this trick necessary?"
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11. Sharp tactics.
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12. Two mice in a cat-trap.
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13. Robin catapulted.
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14. The lady or the tiger.
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15. 'Cat-tastrophe'.
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16. And now, after
a moment's cat's paws
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17. we'll continue.
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18. You can't stay
there forever, Batman.
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19. Your hands will
lose their strength.
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20. Not while I have a breath left.
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21. It's been a long time
between bites for Tinker Bell.
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22. You should take
better care of him, Catwoman.
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23. After all, pets are
a responsibility.
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24. Batman, it's been fun,
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25. but all good things
must come to an end.
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26. And the goodest ending
I can think of is yours.
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27. It's not ended yet.
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28. (Catwoman)
'It will soon.'
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29. 'It's a pity
I can't stay and watch'
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30. but you know how
I hate the sight of blood.
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31. TTFN.
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32. (Batman)
'And what's
that supposed to mean?'
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33. "Ta-Ta For Now."
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34. I'm off to pluck
Robin's feathers.
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35. Calling on his fantastic
storehouse
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36. of audio engineering knowledge
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37. Batman, nimbly reverses the
polarity on his communicator..
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38. then increases
the audio modulation
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39. to about 20,000 decibels
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40. knowing full well, it will
split the tiger's skull.
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41. Don't bother, Robin,
you wouldn't know
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42. to get out of here
even if you get loose.
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43. Just you wait, Catwoman.
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44. Batman will be here
in a minute and you'll be sorry.
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45. He'll have to come a long way.
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46. We know what you're up to.
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47. Is that so?
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48. Tell me more.
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49. You wanna steal
Mark Andrews' collection
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50. Well, it just won't work.
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51. The place is
surrounded by police.
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52. Thanks for that information
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53. but that doesn't
change my plans one bit.
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54. You're racing
up the wrong alley.
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55. Felix, Leo, take Robin
down and clip his wings.
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56. What now, Cowled Crusader?
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57. Is that a "Cul-de-sac"?
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58. Did you weigh him?
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59. 132 pounds 10 ounces.
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60. Is that sand ready?
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61. All ready, Catwoman.
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62. Good, I'll baste him.
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63. Purr-fect.
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64. To the pit with him.
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65. The sand.
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66. 132 pounds 10 ounces exactly.
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67. Catwoman.
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68. You are not a nice person.
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69. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
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70. You must be curious, Boy Wonder,
why this strange feeding method.
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71. I'm always interested in the
workings of the criminal mind.
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72. My pets are orderly beasts
and must be fed on time.
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73. (Catwoman)
'So, when enough sand runs out'
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74. Dinner is served.
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75. Precious moments lost.
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76. There's only one
possible way out.
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77. Well..
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78. I have personal engagements
elsewhere.
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79. My untrustworthy aides will
take care of the details.
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80. Felix, Leo..
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81. I'll meet you two later.
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82. (Leo)
'Right, Catwoman.
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83. Farewell, my lovely.
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84. (Catwoman)
'Give my best to Batman
when you see him'
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85. at that great
scratching post in the sky.
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86. As the sands of time
run out for the Boy Wonder..
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87. We'll tie him up, Robin
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88. then we'll call
headquarters
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89. and have O'Hara's men
come pick 'em up.
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90. (Robin)
'Batman, he's trying to escape.'
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91. Maybe we can still catch him.
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92. Better still, Let's
investigate this lair.
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93. Perhaps, we'll find Catwoman.
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94. Yeah, okay, Charlie, okay.
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95. Yes?
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96. Oh, Boy Wonder, now I just
returned from a late session
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97. at the mayor's office.
Uh, he wants action, fast.
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98. - 'Anything I can tell him?'
- Yes, commissioner.
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99. We've captured one
of Catwoman's mob.
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100. Chief O'Hara can pick him up
at the Gato and Chat warehouse
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101. at 2809 West 20th street.
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102. Wonderful, but tell me, uh,
is there any word on Catwoman?
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103. She and her right-hand man
Leo made a clean getaway.
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104. But, we found
the cats in her office.
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105. (Commissioner)
'That should take
some pressure off.'
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106. 'Does Batman have any inkling
of Catwoman's whereabouts?'
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107. No, sir. Any word from the
stake-out at the Andrews' house?
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108. Now, I'm in constant
contact with them, Boy Wonder.
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109. But, uh, there's
no sign of Catwoman.
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110. Nothing at the Andrews' house.
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111. Well..
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112. then the next move
is up to us.
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113. Tell the commissioner
we'll be in touch.
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114. Commissioner,
we'll be in touch.
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115. Over and out
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116. and good luck.
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117. To all of us.
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118. I don't understand why Catwoman
would leave these behind.
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119. Especially, after going to such
great lengths to steal them.
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120. Perhaps, she had
another use for them.
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121. We'll find out when we examine.
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122. Besides, she really didn't
leave them behind.
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123. She probably,
expected to return.
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124. They've got to be the answer.
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125. Well, we've tried everything.
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126. The Metal Analyzer,
the Spectroscope..
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127. both negative.
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128. No hidden compartments.
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129. I just don't understand it.
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130. Look at the back of this cat,
Robin, what do you see?
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131. Just some funny markings.
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132. Why?
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133. Look at the other one.
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134. Well... some different markings.
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135. These cats are
supposed to be identical.
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136. Wait a moment.
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137. Something just occurred to me.
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138. There's an obscure legend.
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139. These cats once belonged
to the notorious pirate
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140. Captain Manx.
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141. Isn't he the pirate who willed
his treasure
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142. to the underprivileged
children of Gotham City?
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143. As a sort of repayment
for all the havoc he wreaked
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144. on the city's ships
when it was first founded?
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145. The unique thing
about the legend is that they
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146. never recovered
one gold doubloon.
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147. Holy felony.
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148. Do you think Catwoman
stumbled on to this?
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149. We'll know as soon as
I find the information here
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150. in the second volume of
'The History of Gotham City'.
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151. What happened?
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152. Where's Felix?
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153. It's a long story.
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154. Well, I don't have
time for long stories.
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155. Where are the cats?
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156. You did save the cats,
didn't you?
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157. Batman got 'em.
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158. Batman got them!
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159. Well, that does it.
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160. That's another fine mess
you got us into, Leo.
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161. Alright.
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162. Let's hit up the Batman
reception.
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163. Now that Batman
has got the cats
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164. he's bound to figure
out their secret.
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165. Put alternate Plan B
into effect.
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166. Great Scott, I found it.
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167. It's just as I remembered it.
Look here, Robin.
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168. This is the shape
of Gotham city in those days.
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169. Since then, a lot more
land has been added.
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170. But does this pattern look
familiar to you.
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171. Holy geography, of course!
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172. That's the same
markings we found
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173. when you put the
two cats together.
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174. Holy geography, indeed, Robin.
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175. Without each other,
these two cats are useless.
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176. But when put together, they
form a map that will lead us
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177. right to the hidden
treasure chest
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178. of Pirate Captain Manx himself.
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179. Gosh, Batman!
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180. 'Now the question is'
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181. Where is Catwoman?
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182. Hmm.
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183. Look, Catwoman still had these
cats in her possession.
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184. We'd have no trouble
finding her.
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185. That radioactive spray
we used still shows up.
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186. Yes, you are absolutely correct.
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187. Don't hold that cat
so close to your face.
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188. 'Some of the radioactive
spray may rub off on you.'
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189. Right, I should have
thought of that myself.
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190. Batman.
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191. 'Yes, Robin.'
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192. If someone were to hold
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193. these cats close enough
and long enough.
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194. Do you suppose,
some of the radioactivity
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195. might show up on the person?
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196. Yes, quite possibly.
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197. Well, Catwoman was
holding the cats.
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198. And..
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199. And we switch on the
Bat-o-meter.
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200. (Robin)
Batman!
The Bat-o-meter's going crazy.
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201. Of course, the cats are
disturbing the calibration.
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202. Better put them in the lead
shielding compartment.
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203. There, there Batman!
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204. (Robin)
'There's the blip.'
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205. 'She's out on McGilroy..'
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206. There's only one road
leading into that area.
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207. And if the Catwoman knows we are
coming, she'll be ready for us.
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208. Better use the Bat-armor.
Let's go!
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209. - 'Did you get the road mine?'
- Yes, ma'am.
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210. Good. I've got the spot
in the cave marked.
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211. Get the tools.
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212. At last..
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213. the plunder
of a dozen galleys.
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214. Diamonds, rubies, emeralds.
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215. Never again to face
deprivation.
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216. From now on,
pussy will ooze galore.
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217. I'm rich!
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218. We are rich, Catwoman.
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219. How?
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220. They thought we were after
the Mark Andrew's collection.
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221. They thought they were dealing
with an ordinary cat burglar.
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222. Here.
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223. 'Fill this up.'
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224. 'That chest is so clumsy.'
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225. And now there's just
two of us left to share it.
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226. Yeah.
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227. Just... two of us.
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228. Just as I thought, she has
mined the road with explosives.
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229. No wonder, you had me put
on the Bat-armor. Gosh!
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230. You really think
of everything, Batman.
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231. What's that?
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232. Although the Bat-armor
protected our car.
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233. Those land mines blew our tires.
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234. Robin, turn on the automatic
tire repair device.
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235. She's within a hundred
feet of here.
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236. (Robin)
'Yeah, but where?'
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237. What about those footprints.
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238. Only one man has feet that big.
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239. There must be an opening
somewhere near here.
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240. Boy, I wonder
what my end's gonna be?
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241. Argh.
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242. This.
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243. There's never enough for two.
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244. Stay right where you are,
Catwoman.
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245. Don't!
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246. Don't do it, Catwoman.
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247. You'll never make that jump
with what you're carrying.
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248. Just watch me, Batman.
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249. - Batman!
- Help me.
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250. Hang on, Catwoman.
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251. When I thrown the Bat-rope,
reach out and catch it.
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252. I'm afraid.
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253. Let go of the bag, Catwoman.
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254. Then you'll be able to catch
the rope with your free hand.
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255. I can't let go of it.
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256. Drop it, Catwoman.
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257. Otherwise you'll fall
into that bottomless pit.
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258. Nothing's worth that.
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259. I can't let go.
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260. I can't!
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261. Catwoman!
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262. Can you hear me?
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263. Catwoman!
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264. It's no use, Robin.
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265. She probably went
straight to the bottom.
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266. Why didn't she let
go of the bag?
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267. Didn't she know,
what would happen?
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268. Greed is an overpowering
emotion, Robin.
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269. It sometimes dims
all the senses
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270. even that of self-preservation.
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271. I suppose in the end that's
what trips up all criminals.
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272. You think she might
still be alive?
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273. A cat is supposed
to have nine lives.
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274. It's hard to say.
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275. Bishop.
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276. Queen six.
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277. Third level.
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278. This will take a minute, Bruce.
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279. I didn't figure
on that move at all.
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280. Uh.
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281. Begging your pardon,
Master Dick. But ah..
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282. A knight takes bishop play.
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283. Might seem in order here.
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284. Thank you, Alfred.
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285. Ah, in that case.
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286. Queen takes knight
and checkmate.
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287. (Aunt Harriet)
'I said no, you devil!'
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288. Oh, honestly..
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289. - 'I couldn't have—'
- 'What's wrong, Aunt Harriet?'
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290. It's this infernal cat.
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291. The little heathen
stole the lobster
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292. I was preparing
for your dinner.
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293. This cat is a thief.
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294. And we are doing our
best to rehabilitate.
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295. Well, it steals everything
it can it's paws on.
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296. (Robin)
'You have to understand,
Aunt Harriet.'
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297. The cat comes
from a broken home.
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298. Master Dick.
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299. (male narrator)
Next week,
"The Return of the Penguin."
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