Barry 4x7

Directed by Bill Hader

Andrew Leeds as Leo Cousineau • Gary Kraus as Chief Krauss • Fred Melamed as Tom Posorro • Charles Parnell as DA Buckner • Anthony Molinari as Shane Taylor

I was talking about office supplies!

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1. Dear Lord, please watch over me and fill me with your courage and grace.

2. Please watch over my son, John, and fill his heart with his Daddy's love.

3. So, you're a man of God now?

4. Please take away all his nightmares...

5. You think because you've repented,

6. you get to choose where you're going after you die?

7. Give his mother the strength to look over him.

8. You know where you're going. And you're afraid.

9. I just want my boy to be safe.

10. - Why are you showing me this? - I'm not showing you anything.

11. - This is all in your head, Barry. - Why can't I feel my arms and legs?

12. I cut them off.

13. I wanna watch you experience seeing the people you love for the last time.

14. Oh my God!

15. BARRY

16. The world needs to know what the studio is doing by making this movie.

17. They are sensationalizing a tragedy and elevating a murderer.

18. I will not let that happen.

19. And there's all these comments.

20. - Look at that. They're all positive. - See, it's working.

21. It's like a really interesting way to go.

22. Really. I didn't think of it before.

23. It's like you decided to take the more honorable path, you know?

24. All I'm trying to do is protect her memory.

25. I'll tell you what you're doing with this.

26. You are showing them to be the whores that they are.

27. Yeah.

28. - They are waiting for you. - Who?

29. The men that we're going to send to kill Fuches.

30. - The Four Ultimate Badass Killers? - FUBAKS. Yes.

31. Wait, those guys are real?

32. - Francisco Boya. - Wow.

33. Weapons expert, used to run missions for the Clateen Cartel.

34. Prefers to use a knife because he likes to be close to his victims.

35. - Yes. Sold. Add to cart. - Konstantine Persky, explosions.

36. Feel free to blow up cars, Fuches, obviously. Right, that'd be hilarious.

37. - Fuches with dynamite tied to him. - Like the Wile E. Coyote.

38. Exactly. Next.

39. Todd Geer. Ex special forces, responsible for leading six coups.

40. More like four and a half.

41. Don't downplay your accomplishments. That's still a shitload of coups, Todd.

42. - Yes, please. - Isiah Ransone.

43. - Oh, he can get it. - Sharpshooter.

44. - Five hundred confirmed kills. - Make that five hundred and one.

45. So when can we expect this job to be done?

46. EOD.

47. - And what does that mean? - End of the day.

48. Then just say end of day, all right? You're not special forces,

49. like Isiah Ransone over here. Now go.

50. Wipe them out. Leave no witnesses.

51. And before you kill Fuches, tell him Noho Hank did this.

52. Oh, God. John.

53. John, I don't want this to be the last time I see you.

54. John...

55. I love you so much. Please say something to me.

56. John, please say something.

57. John, please say something to me.

58. Daddy loves you so much.

59. Mr. Cousineau.

60. Mr. Cousineau.

61. Mr. Cousineau!

62. Mr. Cousineau! I'm so sorry!

63. I'm so sorry that happened. I tried to fix things.

64. I should've tried to fix things. I should've given you that money.

65. - $250,000. - $250,000?

66. I was trying to fix things.

67. - $250,000? - I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

68. - For who, Barry? - Mr. Cousineau.

69. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

70. Please turn this off!

71. "Barry gave C $250,000"

72. Turn it off!

73. I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

74. Gene Cousineau.

75. Mr. Cousineau, I'm so happy I got ahold of you.

76. My name is Matt Iserson. I'm an agent at UTA.

77. You are the guy that's gonna help me take out an ad in the Hollywood Reporter

78. about Warner Brothers being such a dickhead

79. 'cause they're trying to profit off the murder of my girlfriend.

80. No. Actually, I'm calling on behalf of a client.

81. - He wants to play you in that movie. - Hey, not interested.

82. My client is Daniel Day-Lewis.

83. - From "My Left Foot"? - Wow, that's a deep cut.

84. But yes, Oscar winner, Daniel Day-Lewis.

85. He'd like to come out of retirement to play you.

86. This is not Tony Danza tryin' to fuck with me, is it?

87. I am not Tony Danza. My name is Matt Iserson.

88. I'm an agent at UTA and I'd love to fill you in on the details.

89. Are you open to that?

90. - I guess I'm free today. - Great.

91. - How about Toscana in an hour? - Toscana, no.

92. I'll text you the location.

93. - Yes? - Mr. Cousineau?

94. - Mr. Cousineau, are you there? - Sally?

95. - You're alive? - Yeah.

96. - Thank God! - So are you.

97. - I need your help. - Anything, sweetheart.

98. - But where are you? - I'm in Los Angeles, with my son.

99. John! Stay close to me!

100. Listen, we're at the airport. Could you come pick us up?

101. - Now? - Yeah. It would be a huge help.

102. No, I have to go Toscana. I have a meeting. I just can't miss it.

103. - Can't you reschedule? - I'll tell you what.

104. Go to my house and we'll meet there later.

105. - Yeah. Okay. - Do you remember the address?

106. - Yeah, I remember. - Okay.

107. Okay, I'll see you soon.

108. Look, we need to find a way to get to Cousineau's.

109. He's an old friend of mine. We're gonna meet your daddy there.

110. And once we find him, everything's gonna be okay.

111. Come on. John, come on!

112. I got your text. What's the word on the FUBAKs?

113. They landed about an hour ago. We lost communication with them.

114. Okay. Can you find communication?

115. We just got a delivery from Fuches.

116. - These are heads. - We don't know that yet.

117. - It's a head. - I can find a couple more FUBAKs.

118. FUBAKs don't just grow out of the ground like mint, okay?

119. It's another head.

120. I will go alone and avenge the FUBAKs...

121. You're gonna go on a suicide mission. I need you. You're my support system.

122. - Why am I still opening these? - Thank God.

123. Oh, Isiah! Fuck!

124. Even in death, just an absolute fox.

125. Can I make a suggestion?

126. I think getting the monsters out of the house is more important than the house.

127. You know what? You're absolutely fucking right.

128. Fuck that house. It is dead to us. Let's take care of this shit ourselves.

129. Let's ride.

130. I understand what you guys witnessed earlier today was upsetting. That true?

131. What about it upset you?

132. - You cutting off their heads. - I see.

133. The Raven's flock are blood artists. We are modern-day barbarians.

134. Our clay are the beating hearts of our enemies.

135. You've told us this a number of times.

136. Hear me saying it and you saying it two different things?

137. That's right.

138. Shit! Okay. I should've thought this out more.

139. May I make a suggestion?

140. Next time we capture enemies,

141. I or one of the guys take the ladies out for a meal,

142. so they're not here when shit goes down.

143. Nice. Delightful meal, and when you come back, it's all cleaned up.

144. Yo, that was a sneak attack, though. I'm not tryin' to be all whatever,

145. but can't really, like, plan for those.

146. Right. I get it.

147. Yo, what about noise cancelling headphones?

148. You could put on a movie.

149. Those guys were screaming really loud.

150. You could just put the volume up.

151. If it's a Fast and Furious, you won't hear shit.

152. That's not gonna drown out dudes getting their heads cut off.

153. The one with the planes on the runway.

154. I saw it in the theaters and my ears were ringing for days.

155. Well, was that Tokyo Drift? Was that the one with Lil Bow Wow?

156. No, it's Furious Six. It came out, like, 2013.

157. That's the one where Taredo comes out the front of a plane.

158. It doesn't matter. They are all loud.

159. You gotta have a legit soundbar if you want that to work, dude.

160. Soundbar or no soundbar, the movie is louder.

161. Okay guys, look, stop talking about this shitty movie.

162. The Fast and Furious, what does it have to do with what's happening here?

163. This is serious stuff.

164. The love between the boss and his wife, that's the most important thing here.

165. I still think I can time it where we get them out of the house

166. for a nice meal before shit goes down.

167. Gene Cousineau? Matt Iserson.

168. Pretend you don't know me.

169. Daniel hasn't been this excited about a role in ages.

170. Act like you're talking on your phone.

171. Daniel really loved the complexity of your character.

172. The pathos, the courage, the huge personality.

173. It's the total package. But in today's landscape,

174. unfortunately, Daniel's not enough.

175. It's why we need to attach another big name for the role of Berkman.

176. Are you telling me that Daniel can't get a movie made?

177. Not a theater movie. Maybe a phone movie.

178. But I think this story is big. It's not small.

179. Yeah, right.

180. And I have a client who wants to play Barry. Mark Wahlberg.

181. Mark Wahlberg? Are you shitting me?

182. We ran this through our marketing division, and if we brought Mark on,

183. the studios would be in a bidding war tomorrow.

184. This would be a great way to get Janice's story out there.

185. It would, and that's what we hope. But we do have one problem with Mark.

186. He doesn't wanna play a cop killer.

187. And seeing as this Berkman guy killed your girlfriend, that's a no-go.

188. Barry is a very complicated guy. But a sympathetic soul.

189. He loves my character so much, it made him do stupid things.

190. - Like killing my girlfriend. - Really?

191. Because Mark is concerned he's kind of a villain.

192. But he was so desperate to have a father figure.

193. Mark will relate to that.

194. And Daniel will know exactly what to do with my character.

195. He'll kill it.

196. Look, there is so much more than people know.

197. I mean, what you think you've seen, what you think you've heard,

198. is only the tip of the iceberg.

199. This is not a good guy, bad guy story.

200. It goes way deeper than that. So much deeper.

201. Mark wants this role before it goes on the market,

202. so he's willing to come on as a producer, anything to lock it down.

203. - Would you meet with him? - Would he come here?

204. In the woods? No He's very frightened of the woods.

205. He'd like to meet you at the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills.

206. Come on, come on. Here you go.

207. Eat your food.

208. - All right, load up the next one. - This was it. Only one.

209. You thought we were gonna get it on the first fucking try?

210. These are very expensive. I'm thinking budget.

211. - Hey, assholes! - Shit. Let's go!

212. That didn't work. Let's go.

213. No. Let's go. Thank you.

214. Call them off!

215. Why are you shootin' rockets at my house?

216. Fucking call them off.

217. You think you can get rid of me that easy?

218. - You killed my fucking driver. - No shit!

219. Well, you're next, asshole.

220. Oh, God! Fuck!

221. Shit!

222. Their starting right quarterback could present some holes in that.

223. Fuck.

224. Fuck!

225. Hello. I believe my friend is here.

226. Yeah. Got him right here. He's here!

227. Okay. Thank you, Miss Phoebe, for letting me use your phone.

228. - No problem. - Here, I don't want this.

229. - Hey. You only gave us one rocket. - You told us to watch the budget.

230. - I was talking about office supplies. - I see.

231. This war on Fuches has entered a new phase.

232. And what do we call this phase?

233. The Give Fuches Whatever He Fucking Wants Phase.

234. But Barry can be anywhere in the world.

235. The acting teacher knows where he is. Go to his house.

236. Put him in a sack and bring him to me.

237. Mr. Cousineau!

238. Mr. Cousineau, hello!

239. Fuck!

240. You fucking said you would fucking be here! Shit!

241. - When's Dad getting here? - I don't know. Okay?

242. Can you try calling again?

243. Mr. Cousineau's gonna be here soon. And then your dad will arrive.

244. And then after they talk, then we'll all be together again, as a family.

245. And then, what are we gonna do?

246. Well, then we're just gonna keep doing what we're doing.

247. Mom, you look like you're gonna cry.

248. You stay here, okay?

249. Hey.

250. Hey!

251. Sir. Hi.

252. My my son and I wanna turn myself in.

253. - My name is Sally Reed. - What are you talking about, ma'am?

254. Is there something you want to say to me?

255. - No. - All right, well, have a good day.

256. Mom! Mom! Mom!

257. It's okay. It's okay.

258. Mark is so excited about this meeting.

259. Oh, which way? It's this way.

260. - Are you nervous? You look nervous. - A little bit.

261. Don't be nervous. Seriously.

262. - He doesn't like nervous. - Okay.

263. Mark? It's Matt.

264. Hey, Mark? I have Gene here with me.

265. Do you want to tell us why Barry Berkman gave you $250,000, Gene?

266. - I never asked for that money. - Why you neglect to mention it to us?

267. Because no one was paying attention to me.

268. When you finally did, well, I had already spent, like, some of it.

269. You have no idea the tension that I was in, the stress I was feeling.

270. He threw me in a trunk...

271. Did you shoot your son because he found out

272. his house was paid for with Chechen drug money?

273. Now, that is crazy. Leo, come on. You can't believe that.

274. You never could give me a straight answer about the cash.

275. You changed your story.

276. Why are you telling everyone that Barry is a sympathetic soul?

277. - I would never say something like that. - That's not what you told me.

278. - Who the fuck are you? - Sorry, I'm Brad. I'm an actor.

279. I was actually in your Shakespeare class in 2004.

280. I did a scene from the "Merry Wives of Windsor".

281. Detective Moss killed a Chechen gangster at your theater

282. where they found drug money. She was on to you.

283. So, you invited her up to your cabin, where you had Barry,

284. a guy you claim would do whatever you say, murder her.

285. That's disgusting.

286. And when we found her body, you were there

287. with Barry and a Chechen criminal assassin known as The Raven.

288. - He's not even a real person. - We know he's real.

289. This is insane. You know me...

290. Gene, you are a great actor.

291. Sally Reed.

292. Great.

293. Sally, I'm okay.

294. I'm sorry I haven't gotten back to you.

295. Hey, man. I've got two people here who want to say hi to you.

296. Say hello. Say it!

297. - Dad! Please come get us! - Barry, help us.

298. I'll text you the address.

299. Come quick if you want to see your family again.

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