Barry 4x6

Directed by Bill Hader

Andrew Leeds as Leo Cousineau • Fred Melamed as Tom Posorro • Charles Parnell as DA Buckner • Anthony Molinari as Shane Taylor • Tobie Windham as Damian

Lock the door.

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1. I'm gonna time you on this because most murderers don't wait for you

2. to put your gun together and shoot them.

3. - Ready? - Why can't I just leave the safety on?

4. - John will know how to turn it off. - No, he won't.

5. Boys instinctively know how guns and cars work, all right?

6. I can't have him messing around with this stuff while I'm in LA.

7. Here we go. Five, four, three, two, one. Assemble.

8. - No. - Assemble it!

9. - Sally, assemble it! - Why can't we just move again?

10. Because you can't outrun a movie. People are gonna see it.

11. It's gonna bring a lot of unwanted attention to us.

12. Killing Gene is gonna bring unwanted attention to us!

13. What's your big plan? Going to LA, killing Gene the head of the studio,

14. anyone else who's read about us?

15. - Just Gene. - Why?

16. Because this whole movie is gonna be from his point of view,

17. and that's not the truth.

18. Okay? And I don't want our son to see it.

19. I don't think that this is God's message for you

20. because this goes against everything we believe.

21. Killing is a sin, a big one. And I don't think that God...

22. This isn't a discussion. All right?

23. We either do this or drop John off at an orphanage and we kill ourselves.

24. I think you just want to do this because Gene turned you in.

25. - I want our son to know his parents. - He thinks my name is Emily.

26. But he knows the real you.

27. Lord, please give us the strength to get through these next 24 hours.

28. Please give John the strength to know

29. that his daddy's gonna be back from LA and that he's gonna be okay.

30. Please give Mommy the strength

31. to not leave the house and to tend to John's needs.

32. Amen.

33. - Why can't I come with you? - Cause it's work stuff.

34. - But you don't have a job. - It's a job interview.

35. - Would we have to move again? - If everything goes well, no.

36. I have to stay home when Mom's at work?

37. I called in sick today, sweetie.

38. I'm gonna be with you until Daddy gets back.

39. Sound good?

40. I know. It's gonna be okay.

41. - Don't go. - It's gonna be all right. It's okay.

42. - You're my big guy. - I love you so much.

43. You're my big guy. Okay, now I'm getting sad.

44. BARRY

45. THE RAVEN

46. Stop. What are you doing? Stop!

47. Mr. Fuchs, how nice to meet you.

48. Welcome to Nohobal. My name is Val.

49. Hey, guys, Hank's office is this way. I will show you. Please follow me.

50. This is the executive floor, with kitchen, juice bar.

51. Can I interest anyone in something to drink?

52. Small batch kombucha, maybe? Kale smoothie?

53. - You got Squirt? - Squirt? No.

54. - How about Jolt? - One second.

55. Look at what the cat brought into the house.

56. Wow, so good to see you.

57. - What the fuck happened to you? - I found myself.

58. - In a tattoo parlor? - No, Hank.

59. My body tells the story of my journey.

60. Initially, I went through a gauntlet of pain,

61. but that pain turned into pleasure, and pleasure manifested.

62. Well, so these are the guys, huh? Welcome, guys.

63. Yep. We are at your service.

64. Right. Still trying to figure out what that looks like.

65. In the meantime, all of you have these.

66. You can access the money you're owed on the Moolah app.

67. - All eight hundred? - For you to distribute how you like.

68. I was a good soldier on the inside. Kept my mouth shut.

69. Don't play businessman with me, Hank.

70. Don't worry. Whatever you do for us, I'll make sure it's extremely lucrative.

71. We can move forward on two conditions.

72. You put us up on your best property,

73. and then you find and deliver Barry Berkman to me.

74. Barry? That's old news, man.

75. I mean, Barry's in the wind. He's probably dead.

76. - I can definitely get you guys a house. - Your best house.

77. But I suggest you move on from Barry. We get much better fish to fry.

78. Barry. Alone. In a room with me and my guys.

79. That's the top priority.

80. We'll see what we can do.

81. This is Pastor Pat and on today's Podcast,

82. we are gonna talk about what it means to sin.

83. To sin is to choose our own way against God's way.

84. And we know all the big ones.

85. Using God's name in vain, being lustful, stealing.

86. There's no real reason to rank sins.

87. You can't say this one's worse than that one.

88. That's not really how it works.

89. Unless you're talking about murder. Murder is by far the worst...

90. Tom, what is all this shit you put in my house?

91. I'm gonna have everything moved as soon as I find myself a new place.

92. Of course, that does require me locating a white-glove moving service.

93. - For dolls? - They're not dolls, Gene.

94. It's the world's foremost collection. They truly mean the world to me.

95. Get yourself together and get dressed.

96. We got a pitch to hear. Let's go!

97. We thought the article turned out great.

98. Well, Gene can't really consult until we find out what the film is about.

99. Here's the movie in a nutshell. It's a cat and mouse thriller

100. between a teacher and his killer student.

101. Barry Berkman is the main character, but he's the villain.

102. You, Gene Cousineau, would be the hero that defeats him.

103. That does sound rather interesting.

104. The studio is very excited. We think we can attract some A-list talent.

105. No kidding. So, what do you think, Gene?

106. - You can't make this movie. - Why?

107. You know there was a time when I would be thrilled by this.

108. I was a narcissistic, self-involved person.

109. But for the past eight years, I've been living on a kibbutz in Israel

110. where I learned selflessness and true happiness.

111. Now, when Tom told me that you were making a movie about Barry,

112. I had my concerns.

113. But now that I've heard your pitch, I see my concerns are warranted.

114. But this movie is what happened. It's the truth.

115. This is a mindless entertainment. You are glorifying a psychopath,

116. and you're exploiting the memory of the woman I loved.

117. Gene, this is merely a discussion.

118. They could wind up making the movie with whatever you're comfortable with.

119. What I'm comfortable with is this movie going away

120. and you leaving me and the memory of Janice alone.

121. I'm sorry, but we are going to make this movie with or without you.

122. I'm very sorry. You're gonna have a fight on your hands.

123. Gene Cousineau! The DA would like to see you.

124. Take two bites of that salad and come with me.

125. Hi. This is Pastor Carl, and on today's podcast,

126. we're gonna be talking about, is a sin actually a sin?

127. Now, some of the sins that we all know from The Bible are pretty serious.

128. But others not that bad. Some of it is just human behavior.

129. Let's start with the big one first.

130. Matthew 5:21. Thou shall not kill. When talking about taking a human life

131. the act of killing another person, it's pretty generally considered a sin.

132. But it's a little more complicated than that because the Old Testament tells us

133. that there are sanctioned killings in the eyes of God.

134. Exactly.

135. There's also an eye for an eye.

136. I am a big believer in capital punishment obviously...

137. In ancient times, we know God commanded his followers

138. to wipe out whole cities and people.

139. It had to be done. Those people had to kill to protect future generations.

140. But at the end of the day, I ask myself...

141. I'm sorry, what?

142. By law, I'm supposed to show you these pictures.

143. THIS IS WHAT GUNS CAN DO.

144. Okay.

145. Thank you.

146. But before you get too bloodthirsty,

147. just know, most killings are not sanctioned by God.

148. You can't just kill anyone that crosses you. That's murder.

149. And you will go to hell.

150. So, you shot your son, disappeared for eight years, off to a kibbutz.

151. I really thought my life was in danger.

152. You could've come to us.

153. But you were the ones supposed to protect me against Berkman.

154. Do you have any idea where he is?

155. We lost track of him eight years ago.

156. You came out of hiding, risked your life, for a movie?

157. I did not want Berkman immortalized. I thought that was worth it.

158. So, you found a spine over there in Israel.

159. - I did. - How'd your son take seeing you?

160. Hey, everybody. It's Pastor Nick Saint Angelo again.

161. On today's podcast, we're gonna talk about how murder is not a sin.

162. The Bible is filled with tons of righteous and justified killings.

163. Most of them are my favorite part of the book.

164. But how are you supposed to know when it's okay to use violence?

165. As many of you know, I was an enforcer for the Rockford Ice Hogs.

166. And in 1997, I was sentenced to 10 years

167. for killing Billy Zorillo in an exhibition game.

168. Since then, people have been surprised

169. at my general lack of guilt around this incident.

170. I just tell them it's because it was done within faith.

171. Now, what does that mean?

172. It means I prayed about it, and I looked for God's signs.

173. If you go back and watch the replay, you'll see Zorillo

174. checked my teammate, Mark Flanagan, putting him in the hospital.

175. This pissed me off. This gave me an intense feeling that

176. I knew was a sign from God saying, "You got my blessing, Nicky."

177. Bingo!

178. Hey, John, you want to color?

179. How 'bout some lunch? Are you hungry?

180. I worked really fucking hard on that.

181. Okay, Sweetie. Drink your juice.

182. Come on, everyone. That's it, stick together.

183. Find your buddy. Breathe in those Malibu trade winds.

184. It's great.

185. Welcome to your new home.

186. Yeah. We got the infinity pool.

187. Yeah.

188. And this is the place de resistance, the crow's nest.

189. Now, listen up, guys. We updated your Moolah app.

190. We're hooking you up with two grand each.

191. And Nohobal Enterprises would like to have you homies be our security

192. for the new sites on beachtwood fucking Canyon.

193. Let's go. You'll be paid handsomely.

194. And you're gonna put out feelers for our dumb lanky friend, right?

195. Already in the works. His acting teacher resurfaced.

196. - Shut the fuck up. - Let me handle him.

197. You do not need any heat on that front.

198. Just focus on making sure your guys protect my properties.

199. You got it.

200. All right guys, let's check out the rest of the house.

201. Hello, Leo!

202. Come on in.

203. Well, that's a sign.

204. I came to apologize for shooting you. I thought you were somebody else.

205. Then Tom told me that your injuries were not life threatening.

206. Thank God.

207. I'm going to be paying back that debt for the rest of my life.

208. Why are you back?

209. Warner Brothers wants to make a movie of my life.

210. Of course.

211. I came to kill the movie because I don't want that kind of attention.

212. I don't believe that.

213. I knew you were gonna say that, and you'll just have to see.

214. Hi, Gordon.

215. What is he doing here?

216. It's okay. Hug your grandfather.

217. You are so handsome.

218. - How long are you in town for? - As long as you're comfortable.

219. - Do you still have the same number? - I don't. I have a new one.

220. And I'm gonna give it to you right now.

221. John?

222. John, it's too bright.

223. John, go and nap in your bed.

224. Come on, wake up. Wake up and go nap in your bed-your room.

225. John, come on! Wake up!

226. Okay, you sleep here.

227. Hey, bitch!

228. I'm coming for you, bitch!

229. I'm coming for you and that boy of yours!

230. You fuck!

231. Did you poke me in the eye?

232. What is that, metal?

233. Hey, kid, wake up. Your mom hurt my eye.

234. - Open the fucking door! - Wake up. He's not waking up.

235. He's not breathing.

236. What did you put in my eye?

237. What did you put in my eye?

238. - Come on! - You fucking bitch.

239. Fucking bitch!

240. What did you put in my eye?

241. Everybody, raise a glass. Raise it up. Not you.

242. Raise it up. I got a family now, boys!

243. I didn't think that was possible.

244. But this woman right here

245. she opened a valve in my heart I didn't think existed.

246. And now, I've also inherited a daughter who I just met.

247. I mean, I'm a father! Can you believe that? I'm a fucking dad.

248. But guess what? She's going to college.

249. Yeah, I study agriculture at Pepperdine.

250. - It's a very good school. - Great volleyball.

251. Yeah, Pepperdine. And she is a fucking genius.

252. But you started with that dinky, you know, sand operation.

253. And now you have an empire, Mr. Fortune Five Hundred, Mr. Nice Guy,

254. Mr. Hanging with the Mayor and actors and shit.

255. I didn't think you had it in you, but you proved me wrong

256. by putting your biggest competitor through a fucking sand silo.

257. The Noho Hourglass.

258. The Noho Hourglass, that is legendary shit in the joint man.

259. - You know, I was there too. - Yeah? You know about it.

260. I was there with the sand, yes.

261. You did it! Then you got rid of Cristobal.

262. You took his idea, and you made into your own.

263. And you are now doing so well, I'm so proud of him. Aren't you proud of it?

264. - I didn't kill Cristobal. - What?

265. - Our rivals got Cristobal killed. - That's funny.

266. That is a funny thing you just said.

267. Fuches, I think you might be a little drunk.

268. I'm definitely drunk, but that doesn't change the truth.

269. You are talking all sorts of crazy shit right now.

270. Everybody knows you had him killed.

271. Why don't you accept you are a badass and I'm giving you a compliment.

272. Deal is over. I want you and your man out of here.

273. By tomorrow morning. Deal is done.

274. What the fuck are you talking about?

275. You say that is a fucking compliment?

276. Fuck you! I want you out by tomorrow 7 am.

277. If I don't get out of here, are giving me one of those suits?

278. Fuck, I'm not going anywere!

279. What the fuck happened?

280. Hi, this is Clark. Leave a message, and I'll call you Scott Bakula.

281. Barry, where the fuck are you? Things have gotten really bad here.

282. Barry, you need to come home right now.

283. Come home.

284. Where the fuck are you?

285. Tom?

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