Barry 4x2

1. Hey, back here. Bang, bang, bang.

2. Get away from me.

3. I didn't mean to get you in that attack.

4. Oh no, what'd you do to him? I don't know.

5. Barry!

6. Monroe, this is my youngest son, Barry.

7. Hey there, big guy. Your dad tells me you're shy.

8. Are you gonna be shy with me?

9. Barry, say hello.

10. I hear you like playing army.

11. You know your dad and I used to play army.

12. - Barry! - No, it's all right.

13. There's no need to pressure him there, John.

14. It was nice to meet you, son. It really was.

15. Maybe one of these days you'll let me play army with you.

16. BARRY

17. What do you mean there's no deal?

18. I'm saying you are asking me to turn against a friend, and I can't do that.

19. But that wasn't us. You guys were already in a friend fight.

20. We have a process in motion of giving you a new life.

21. - Why turn away from that? - Gentlemen.

22. I don't think I should say anything else without my attorney,

23. Gale Winograde, present.

24. - Gale Winograde is your attorney? - As of this morning. Yeah.

25. I will leave you with this: Shame on you.

26. Turning pals into enemies. It's a dick move.

27. Your dad is gonna be real mad at me. He's got every right to be.

28. So I want you sticking up for me.

29. I'd like to introduce myself.

30. I'm the Raven. There's my associate, Barry Berkman.

31. You probably saw him on the news. He' s a badass cop killer.

32. The Raven is connected to some very heavy hitters. I can't say who.

33. Let's just say they're not Russian. But you'd think they were.

34. - They Chechens? - Yeah, the Chechen.

35. But the Raven gets out of here, they're gonna hook him up,

36. and you could get a piece of the action. What's your name, son?

37. - Jason. - Jason? No.

38. The Raven can't have a Jason.

39. Need something with more flair. Live Wire.

40. - What's your name? - I'm trying to watch a show.

41. TV fan, are ya? Well, we'll call you Groove Tube.

42. - I don't want a nickname. - Live Wire and Groove Tube.

43. Looks like the Raven got himself a gang.

44. - No, for real, I don't like nicknames. - All right, then you're Jason.

45. Dude... I'm Jason. My name is Jason.

46. You're Live Wire, motherfucker! You're Jason, you're Live Wire,

47. and I'm the Raven.

48. - That speech was really good. - Thank you.

49. Now, I've been taking these acting classes and stuff,

50. and you knew exactly how to play that.

51. Felt relaxed?

52. Yeah, felt honest, relaxed, you weren't pushing it at all.

53. - You were just confident. - You like the names that I came up with?

54. Yeah, no, those were good.

55. I figure it'll take this lawyer a long time to finally spring us,

56. so give ourselves a little contention, a little safety in numbers.

57. - I'll get them in line. - Good.

58. Can't believe those Feds trying to talk me into wearing a wire.

59. Really, I'm sorry, buddy.

60. - Oh, I get it. It's okay. - Yeah. Gonna get me a new life.

61. Witness protection. And I said "Fuck off." I can't do that to family.

62. - Winograde can meet us at three PM. - Oh, okay. All right.

63. Interested to see what he says. Apparently, he's a beast.

64. Bong?

65. Cristobal?

66. I see you are still in the shipping business.

67. What do you want?

68. A while ago, Hank and I approached you with a deal.

69. The crime utopia thing. I remember. We played volleyball.

70. Yes, we are back in business, my friend. And we have an operations

71. that we could use your services for. It would be an equal share.

72. Who else is involved?

73. We are holding a meeting with hopefully you and the Guatemalans.

74. We're at war with those motherfuckers. You'll never get us at a table together.

75. I think I can, if that table happens to be at the bestest place on the earth.

76. Before we start, I have to applaud you.

77. It's not an easy task putting aside differences,

78. trading out your guns for your listening ears,

79. then trucking all the way to the Dave and the Busters here in Torrance.

80. It takes a strong will to do such things. I would know.

81. Not long ago, I was the head of the Bolivian Cartel.

82. We were at war with the Chechens. They belittled us, fought us,

83. stole from us, completely destroyed our operations.

84. But now... we're fucking.

85. Not implying that's where you guys are headed.

86. I understand Cristobal and I are total unicorn situation.

87. The point is we were able to put aside a major blood feud.

88. And the only way to do such a thing is admitting what you don't do well.

89. By admitting what you need. Chechens had style and distribution,

90. but we were complete boners at stealing shit.

91. And we were the best of thieves but had no idea how to distribute.

92. And we were too busy blowing the shit out of each other

93. to realize that we needed each other.

94. Our strengths could help each others weaknesses.

95. - Together, we were stronger. - Together, we are stronger.

96. Say that shit in your mind right now. Make it your mantra.

97. I get that you may need to hold your nose when working with someone

98. who might have killed a close friend or family member, but...

99. That shit will fade away when you see the amazing bounty of power

100. that comes with working together. Now, we have a pitch

101. that will bring us all together in a way that we will all profit,

102. where we will all succeed beyond our wildest imagination.

103. But there must be zero bloodshed.

104. Hello, can I start you guys with an appetizer?

105. We'll have some jalapeño poppers for the table, please.

106. The killing must stop.

107. If the Bolivians and the Chechens can do it,

108. we all can do it.

109. OK, awesome.

110. Everyone, come with me, and we will all go to the Wicked Tuna right here.

111. I looked into your situation. It should be np to get your friend out.

112. All I need is manpower, Toro.

113. INSTRUCTIONS

114. "Go to Canter's. You'll find another note like this on a parking meter"

115. "with further instructions. Make sure you are not followed."

116. "You will get the most mind-blowing story of your career."

117. Berkman. You got a visitor.

118. Come on. Let's go.

119. - Is it my lawyer? - Don't know.

120. - I'm sorry. - Hello, how are you?

121. - I am really sorry. - How are you?

122. - I fucked up. I'm really sorry, Sally. - How's Muffin?

123. - Who's Muffin? - Muffin. Our dog.

124. Remember before you were arrested, Muffin bit me.

125. You said you were gonna find him a new home? Did you?

126. - I told you what I did to Muffin. - No, you didn't tell me.

127. That's why I flew all the way here.

128. Where's the dog, Barry?

129. Hey, the dog has a new home. The dog's safe.

130. You got nothing to worry about. You're okay.

131. Is that the only thing you came here for?

132. Yeah.

133. Then why aren't you leaving?

134. I tried to go home, and it was just so awful.

135. - Sally, I didn't lie to you. - You did.

136. - I didn't lie to you. - You did.

137. I didn't lie to you. I didn't tell you the part I didn't want to be true.

138. Sally, I'm a piece of shit, and you gave me hope I don't fucking deserve.

139. You were so loving to me, and you made me feel like a fucking human.

140. And it was just you being you. Just you being Sally.

141. - Why aren't you leaving? - I feel safe with you.

142. You feel safe with me? Is that what you said?

143. You feel safe with me?

144. Sally? You feel safe with me? Is that what you said?

145. Sally, there's people. Do you really feel safe with me?

146. Sally? Do you feel safe with me?

147. Do you mean that? 'Cause you are safe with me, Sally.

148. You're always gonna be safe with me. Sally, I love you.

149. Sally, I love you. I love you. Sally!

150. I love you. You're always safe with me.

151. - Gene Cousineau? - Holy shit, you got here fast.

152. - You want to go inside? - What, do you drive a rocket ship?

153. Or should we go someplace else?

154. - Were you follwed? - No.

155. Okay, listen, the address is in here.

156. Once you get there, lock the door. Shit.

157. - All right. - It's starting.

158. Don't lie. You had some fun together. That's what this is all about, man.

159. So, why did we bring you here?

160. It is because of this. But this is not what you were thinking.

161. - It's not heroin. - Not heroin. This is sand.

162. High quality sand is a hot commodity.

163. Every construction company needs it to make their foundation stronger,

164. more resilient.

165. First, we will corner the market in California.

166. Then the entire country.

167. But in order to do so, we need bombs, ports, and trucks.

168. And we need men in Jorge's muscle

169. to make sure the construction sites are only using our stuff.

170. Excuse me, we've got this room for like another hour, please.

171. Thank you.

172. Me and Hank will turn this into legitimate enterprise.

173. You'll soon be nine to five, assholes.

174. It will grow in a way that we can do business,

175. not in the shadows but in the light.

176. Call a tailor 'cause y'all are gonna need suits.

177. We are going to turn into solid citizens. It will give us a community.

178. But most importantly, it will make us rich.

179. Now I'd like to propose something real quick to the fellas.

180. When it comes to enforcing and protecting said merch,

181. sometimes you need that ace in the hole.

182. Ours is top assassin named Barry Berkman.

183. Now homie's in prison, but you know what we're going to do.

184. We're going to break him out. Prison Break 2023.

185. Hank, what are you doing?

186. Barry's Splash Brothers of Assassins. We need him.

187. What are you saying? What are you talking about?

188. I looked at the prison online. It's super easy to break into.

189. - Is this a joke? - No, this is not a "yoke."

190. - What you are proposing is stupid. - You're talking about fucking sand.

191. You said you liked the sand. I thought we were on the same page on this.

192. Hey, bud! Remember me? Your dad's friend?

193. Yeah, he told me to come out here and tell you it's time for lunch.

194. - Okay. - What do you got there?

195. That a good guy or a bad guy?

196. - Bad guy. - Bad guy. Cool-ocity. Who fights him?

197. Everyone but himself.

198. - And the yellow guy, is he fighting? - Yeah.

199. So he kills the bronze, winds his arm back...

200. And it pushes the other one, boom!

201. That is cool. What about the guy in white? What does he do?

202. He's supposed to be camouflaged. But when it's not snowing.

203. Sally, I can't be your agent.

204. I know I accused you of a lot of things that weren't technically true,

205. so I understand you personally not wanting to work with me.

206. But if you could just recommend me to someone,

207. even a small boutique agency. I'll read for Waitress Number 2.

208. Do you read what people are saying about you on social media?

209. - No. - Now it's going to mainstream media.

210. And coming up later in our show, there's a new development in the viral,

211. entitled "C-Word Girl."

212. Turns out her boyfriend was an entitled K-word. A killer.

213. You need to understand the gravity of what you're up against here.

214. It's not just about Natalie's video. You and Barry are linked.

215. You're getting called out for thanking him at your premiere.

216. People are grabbing images of the two of you off your Facebook.

217. - But I'm the victim here. - You are no longer Sally Reed.

218. You're the entitled cunt-girl who dated a serial killer.

219. It's not like your career's over.

220. If you wanted, you could have a reality show or a podcast,

221. and you would make more money than god.

222. You have two high-profile strikes against you,

223. and on top of that, you have integrity. I'm so sorry.

224. Take a seat.

225. So, can I interview you now?

226. The only reason I brought you here is because I can't have more attention.

227. I can't be in the spotlight. So I'm going to tell you the story,

228. just once, only to you, for Vanity Fair.

229. And I'm going to tell it to you in the only way I know how.

230. Mister, mister, please, I need to be in the theater.

231. Don't close the theater.

232. I am so sorry, but my class is the most sought after in the city.

233. - It's full. Just scram. - No, I need to be in.

234. You know I just came back from the war. They did something terrible to me.

235. And the word on the street is you don't just teach acting, you save lives.

236. If I don't get into that theater, I'm gonna go home and kablam!

237. Not on my watch, son. Not on my watch.

238. And that was the first day that I met Barry Berkman.

239. He came to me like most of my students. He was eager. He was dumb.

240. So what did I do? I got into his brain, and I set up shop.

241. And pretty soon, he opened like a flower.

242. And then one day, like Siegfried or Roy,

243. he turned on me like an ungrateful tiger.

244. So you handle a lot of cases like this?

245. Is this an audition? I don't do auditions.

246. No, no, everyone knows you're one of the best.

247. Yeah. Fucking ask me to audition.

248. I don't know whether Cousineau wore a wire or not, but if he did,

249. they have Barry on there, saying he killed Janice Moss.

250. I have an audio engineer. I bring him up in front of the jury.

251. He records me saying bullshit like, "How much is this mop?"

252. "Why my hotdog wet?" Ring Around the Rosy nonsense,

253. and then he cuts it up, mixes a line, he plays it back,

254. and it comes out as me saying

255. the incriminating shit my client supposedly said.

256. I killed X guy on Y day. Whatever.

257. - Cool. - Yeah.

258. I also have this other asshole.

259. He said he shot somebody outside of a club. They had him on video.

260. I said it was deepfaked.

261. So, I had my nerd put my face on the shooter,

262. and then I said, "Oh no, looks like I did it," you know?

263. And then I put my hands behind my back like I was getting cuffed.

264. Fucking jury laughed so hard. I killed it that day.

265. - Was he the shooter? - Sure.

266. So, where the hell's Berkman?

267. You killed a cop. Why should you get a deal?

268. - I've got a lot to offer. - We don't want Fuches.

269. - Is he still mad at me? - We need the other jobs you pulled.

270. I can give you the Chechens, Bolivians, all the L.A. gangs.

271. I used to be in their network.

272. You worked for international crime syndicates?

273. - I just got one request. - What's that?

274. Can I take someone with me?

275. So I successfully escape from a trunk. I survived a wild pack of dogs.

276. I go home, and there he is.

277. His arm around my grandson, death in his eyes.

278. And then I realize, he's not in charge.

279. I am. I know how to press those buttons.

280. Hey, I installed them.

281. I love you, Barry.

282. You do?

283. You betcha.

284. Can you say it again?

285. Sure, why not? I love you.

286. Mr. Cousineau, I would do anything for your forgiveness.

287. The next time I see him, he's got his hat firmly in his hand,

288. and in the other hand, a bag filled with 250000 dollars cash.

289. Then the dope looked at me and said,

290. "I would do anything for your forgiveness, Mr. Cousineau."

291. Oh, you will, fuck face. You will.

292. I got more than I bargained for with that. That was an amazing story.

293. It was long, it was, but it was an amazing, long story.

294. Well, I laid it out as honestly as I could.

295. Barry took you hostage, got your career back on track,

296. and then you punched him in the face.

297. And then you and Jim Moss teamed up, and you busted him.

298. That's about the size of it. I'm an anonymous source, right?

299. - Yes. - Hush hush.

300. Great, let me walk you out.

301. If you want to talk about the show, you can talk about the show, fine.

302. Just don't say who the actor was or who the director is

303. or who the writer is 'cause that would be bad.

304. Why didn't you tell me about Barry? How could you know and not warn me?

305. He kidnapped me, threatened me. He threatened my family.

306. I was the wife living with him!

307. And you're telling me that you didn't see one sign?

308. - No. - Sally, we're both victims here.

309. He was obsessed with us. He treated us like superstars.

310. As actors, that's really hard to resist. But it's over.

311. - So why did you really come? - I don't know.

312. I do. It's home.

313. When the world is against you,

314. your back is against the wall, there is only one thing you can do.

315. - What? - Teach.

316. Barry! What's going on, man? Winograde is waiting for us.

317. - Who the hell are you? - I'm Tomas.

318. - Where is the guy who was in here? - I'm Tomas.

319. I don't give a fuck what your name is!

320. Where is the guy who is supposed to be in here?

321. He got moved to special housing. But I'm Tomas.

322. Hank, I can't do this alone. You embarrassed me today.

323. From now on, you need to clear shit with me

324. before just saying it to the guys.

325. We need to be a team here. It's bad optics.

326. - I'm super on board with the sand shit. - Why are you bringing up Barry?

327. - I thought we could use him. - Be honest with me.

328. - Honest about what? - Why are you bringing up Barry?

329. Barry's in prison, okay? He needs our help.

330. I love you, Hank. I want you to hear that.

331. But I think it's shit like this why people think you are soft.

332. Barry doesn't care about you. He never has.

333. - I feel like I understand him now. - Understand him? How?

334. I need to take this.

335. - When you're honest, you get fucked. - Fuches?

336. - Love will lead you to ruin. - Are these song titles?

337. - Barry betrayed me. - Are you with him?

338. Okay, listen, I think I figured out the way to get you guys out.

339. I showed him how I really felt. He betrayed me.

340. How?

341. I had a sweet deal with the FBI, but I didn't do it

342. 'cause I wanted to do right by that kid for a change.

343. I just found out he took it. He's telling them everything.

344. - Maybe I deserve this. - Barry's working with the FBI?

345. I don't know who to turn to, Hank. You know I wouldn't do that to you.

346. - Who was that? - We have to kill Barry.

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